#sucks to be a lion

[earhartsease]

actual conversation we had tonight

us: hmm turns out if we eat potato sticks our blood sugar goes bonkers

them: that's not good

us: eh it's okay, thanks to the diabetes meds we'll just piss candyfloss for the next few hours

them: ..

them: out of the strong came forth sweetness

us: ..

us: widdle me this

also we're still recovering from Delilah's "hot but wholesome" sister Samadar in the 1949 Samson & Delilah film being played by the murder she wrote woman - it feels awkward

[dareduffie]

when will people learn that live-action remakes will never be good as their original animated counterparts because the glory of animation is the colour, movement, and fantasy that's just untranslateable to live-action

[demigoddessqueens]

Rest in the most ever loving peace James Earl Jones, you’ve more than earned it and will be missed by all generations 😭💞💕😢💔

[portalmonsterrr]

after the interdarshan championship

a little WIP because im having a bit of a bad day I just couldnt resist drawing pleading eyes emoji kaveh with those desert foxes

[linkedin-offficial]

one more of him

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[weepingtalecowboy]

I am surprised and kind of not surprised at all by how undeniably bad Hyrule's politics are

Like there is a demon knocking at your doorstep every decade or so

And instead of creating a system of actually destroying the demon again and again

You just throw your daughters at the problem and wait till a little blond boy comes and saves you

Like why is the whole kingdom so underprepared for calamity ganon

They had 10.000 years to prepare for it and instead chose to procrastinate till they had less then a year left and only then did they try to find a way to fix the situation

Like telling Zelda to get on and start zelding would have been useful when they had several thousands of years to prepare

But only like 17 years without a link to be found

Is just stupid they should have recovered the divine beasts the second that Zelda came to be or even earlier like several hundred years before the reawakening of the calamity

But that also makes total sense for a kingdom that won’t stop sacrificing daughters and relies entirely upon a single man (most Times a boy even)

And that is so fucking hilarious and pathetic

Like if I was an outside observer

I too wouldn’t want to involve myself into such a mess

[littlecrittereli]

Krattnapped

So I've kinda been exploring a plot idea I have for a WK comic/fanfiction/AU??? (Not really sure what to call it) Except all the canonical villains aren't competent enough to actually pull it off so I made a villain OC... Anyways I guess you could consider this concept art as I think about it some more :]

[wolf-tail]

Dungeon Meshi do you deadass expect me to believe that THIS MAN is a "dangerous misanthrope"???

he's just a bullied man with autism i'd say he's pretty stable and well-adjusted or someone with his backstory and a bunch of friends who think his special interest is weird, except Senshi.

I would've started killing mfs on the first day in his shoes and I consider myself a lover of humanity

[toxycodone]

Forcing Laios to explain his fascination with Minotaur tits and making him blush and squirm in the process

Okay I’m gonna be so real because like. I think as the anime progresses people will start to realize how Laios’s fascination with monsters gets like. More overtly sexual. (He’s literally a deconstruction of the “plain swordsman leader” trope because he’s a total freak. And we should stop watering it down BUT. DONT GET ME STARTED.)

At first Laios is just like “they’re cool! Isn’t it fascinating how they have twice the amount of breasts as a usual tallman but they nurse their young just like us” and he starts yapping…

But if you kinda give him that smug look. Because hey. They’re TITS. And they’re HUGE. He gets a little uncomfortable and shifts in his seat. He tries to brush it off as just simple interest but he’s (canonically) a terrible liar and he’s obviously! Blushing!

He doesn’t want to admit he’s a monster fucker because he does not need his party judging him any more (that includes you) but it’s so damn obvious.

[r0semultiverse]

MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY-😳

my soul is all yours 😳👉👈

[thebluemoonspirit]

Dungeon meshi is a bit like Madoka Magica in that you spend the first part wanting Laios to become lord of the dungeon and then at a certain point you realize OH GOD LAIOS NO. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BECOME LORD OF THE DUNGEON. DON'T DO IT.

[yore-donatsu]

Training sketches to know to draw the Omnic “Moses” and... I had fun giving it more human expressions (the ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !🤣)

[weaverpop]

He would! Both to see what Li Jing liked and disliked, what embarrassed him, etc…

Wukong, Mocking/Teasing voice: “Oooh Azure! You’re so big and strong and handsome~!”

Jing, eye twitching: “Monkey.”

Mei, joining in: “(Places hand on head, mock swooning) Your orange fur is just the softest~! Won’t you let me pet it~?”

Jing, face slowly turning red: “it wasn’t like that-“

Wukong, back to Mei as he also mock swoons: “Oh azure, won’t you purr for me~!

Macaque, mimicking Azure: “You always make me purr, Kitten~.”

Jing, face instantly redder then a tomato: “Don’t saY THAT!”

Mei: “ WHEEEEZE did he really call you KITTEN?!”

Nezha, long sufferingly while staring at empty space: “I will never be able to say that word again. Someone end me now.”

Jing, increasingly flustered: “I keep telling you it wasn’t like that-!”

Oh they go absolutely bananas, and poor Nezha is 100% ready to off himself. Again.

Li Jing is mortified, Macaque is a little shit, and Mei and Wukong are ruthless gremlins of teasing!

@quitealotofsodapop

[layraket]

@draxeanlxia so many languages and you decided to speak the truth

CG!Mask deffinetly made a lot of pranks (mostly towards wars), he was a total menance

[hotcinnamonsunset]

rabbit heart (raise it up) but make it fashion❣️🐇