#suck it professors

[graegrape-art]

my 2 favorite british people in da world....

[brambletakato]

I got bored so I made a little chart of frequently seen eyes and their details in Professor Layton!

[peachducy]

just a glimpse insiede my twisted mind

[homophyte]

people keep bringing up eugenics in my evolutionary bio class

[justkillingthyme]

Happy Flora Friday!

[sanguineterrain]

when charles xavier said "those with the greatest power protect those without" and "killing will not bring you peace" and "you're not alone" and "someone has come along" and "if you break something, anything, i can fix it" and "you're hungry and alone, take whatever you want" and "there's so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger" and "we're not as alone as you think" and "just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever" and just. his never-ending empathy and love for people.

[prisile]

Professor Layton and the Infinite Corridor (playin blox with the friends) silly screenshots vv

i got more screenshits and recordings of us in other games its SO SILLY HAHSA

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

throwback tuesday to that time when i took one of the few large lecture hall classes i ever took in college, a class on pre-1500s English literature, and the professor (a balding man with a British accent who banned computers because, according to him, he once caught someone watching Shrek 2 on a laptop during the lecture and he was upset it wasn't Shrek 1) stopped in the middle of talking about Beowulf to a hundred students to ask ME SPECIFICALLY (in the back half of the room but not all the way at the back) if I was using my smartphone under the table, so I had to lift up my hands and show him that no, I was knitting because the class had a bunch of printouts so I didn't need to take notes but the man wouldn't let me play spider solitaire or scroll tumblr and I had to do SOMETHING with my hands, and he was like, "ah, weaving peace I see. it seems we have the peaceweaver in our class" and then just carried on with things

[rei-ismyname]

Charles Xavier - Poor Little Meow Meow?

I've been ripping on Count Chuckula pretty mercilessly of late. I don't feel bad, per se (because it's funny) but he does have his moments. A full examination of his actions and legacy is a much larger project, one I've been working on for months. You'll have to wait for that. Here's a couple of recent Professor X moments I think were cool, or at least interesting. Such as his twinkish babygirlification meets beast mode Godkiller.

Totally wholesome kidnapping

JK, he's holding Mother Righteous accountable here. She's the wooooorst, trust me on that. Very mean and just betrays everyone, but not in a fun way.

Who hasn't wanted to kill God? They definitely deserve it. Especially the Old Testament God 🪓💣that dude sucks. Chuck is super relatable here.

Took the L for all of mutantkind. Martyred himself, rather. It's hard to criticise people when their actions have such high stakes, you know? 'The Butcher of Krakoa' is a wild epithet for Xavier - I wonder how long it'll stick. Not especially relatable to my life experience but I have to respect the difficult position he's in here. Also, despite all that stress he managed to achieve some high quality murders. Credit where credit is due.

Gives Sally Floyd a new personality for a while at her request. It's not quite so cut and dry, but his RotPox actions are recontextualised as scamming ORCHIS (which saved all of existence.) MF just needs to learn how to communicate.

Has a complicated chat with his old boyfriend. There's definitely some bitterness here but he does genuinely wish him well. They should have fucked, but that's not really his fault. Sure, he could have propositioned Mags here but he doesn't look very comfortable and Wolverine just tried to kill him. We all know the Master of Magnetism could crumple his confinement like paper and move dick to mouth in seconds, but maybe they're not into public/dangerous/conjugal sex. *AHEM* I'm sure I had a point here.

I love their conversation so much. Krakoa wasn't doomed to fail - mistakes can be fixed and people grow. It's huge for Magneto especially, and therefore Charles as well. This is the synthesis of both their misguided ideologies. Solidarity, intersectionality, nobody is free until we all are. The oppressors are everyone's enemy. Strength in numbers. It's not an easy fight but it's been won many times before. I'll definitely come back to this dialogue, though I need to see how From The Ashes follows it up. It's a writer's dream, frankly, but fumbles are common and even intentional. Joy is fleeting and the struggle never ends.

I've reached Tumblr's image limit. What are your favourite Chuck moments?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what other silly little antics do you think charles and erik got up to in that cube besides play chess because my money's on book discussions. like them book clubs with suburban moms where you drink wine and talk about books you read except theres no wine i dont think thats permitted in the plastic cube prison and theres not even a club its just two old men

[akuma-tenshi]

the sequel to this post because i'm so normal about them guys i swear

[pianokantzart]

[hauntinglyghostie]

inseparable. a shadow and its source. life and death. as much as you want to tear away the thought of him, you can't. you stood by him, and his shadow lingers.

also here's this TERRIBLY shitty drawing I made inspired by @denimscotch saying Lysandre needs to "take a chill pill. make slime or something" and @rainbowpufflez encouraged me to actually post it.

[gg-neptune]

Severus when he's sick

This is for sure not my best writing, but I wanted to upload something, and I just got rlly bad news so yeah. I hope you enjoy it if there's any feedback pls give it I am always trying to improve. I am currently working on something, and I am putting like my all into it and yeah, it's a work in progress. Also sorry this is rlly short

Warnings: Sickness, really bad writing, emetophobia

He will ignore the fact he feels sick for as long as he possibly can

No matter what you do you cannot get him to admit he is sick

He will be hacking and sneezing and throwing up all while saying, “No I’m FINE.”

Like a stubborn little child

While he is doing his power walk to the Great Hall Professor McGonagall sees him

He’s pale and sweaty and his power walk is not looking so good today

She is very motherly and in a very motherly was grabs him by the ear and drags him right back into his chambers

Which you are very grateful for

Because it was going to have to be you or her that did it and you did not want to have to be the one

When you finally convince him to stay in bed (Professor McGonagall tells him she will drag him back if he gets out of bed again) he just sits there and grumbles like a big baby

He is used to having to take care of himself when he is sick so having you there is very different for him, and he’s not accustomed to it

After you explain to Dumbledore the condition, he’s in he lets both of you take off for as long as you need

He falls back asleep pretty soon after getting back into bed and after

So, you join the poor sick man back in bed and fall asleep with him

You have to cuddle in a position you normally wouldn’t because he’s all congested and can’t breathe but he’s honestly just happy you're here

And your happy he’s resting finally

Only to wake up to him grumbling messing around in the kitchen attempting to make soup in his half-asleep sick state

You have to drag him to the couch and finish making his soup for him because right now he is a hazard

You have to explain to him that you are perfectly ok with taking care of him while he is sick and that he is not weak for needing it

He finally starts to believe you just a smidge as he eats

When he starts getting comfortable, he gets clingy

Like really bad

He’s going to find every excuse to have you near him no matter what and if you aren’t he acts like you just killed his puppy or something

After finally having someone to take care of him his body recovers quick

It finally can take time to rest and recuperate and not have to work so within the next two or three days he is ok even if he doesn’t take any healing potions or anything

However, he is eternally grateful for you helping him through his sickness

Because if it wasn’t for you, he would have had to just take care of himself and while yes, he would’ve been fine it is much nicer to have someone else dote on him and make sure he was properly hydrated and fed and even he couldn’t deny it

[mintaikk]

Love that scene in Pokemon Scarlet (and Violet but I played Scarlet) where the protagonists were in Area Zero and describing their parents, and Penny is like "Omg, my dad's so annoying! He gives me annoying names like Pen-Pen," and Nemona is like, "I grew up in a rich family, and my parents gave me a lot of freedom but still made sure to care for me," and then Nemona tells Penny about how nice the protagonists mom is, and then Arven, with his fucked up parents, is just watching like:

[alethianightsong]

the 90s xmen series is being continued soon on Disney+ so before people start calling it "woke" let me bring up that the mutants are a blatant allegory for racism and discrimination. Prof. X is modeled after MLK Jr while Magneto is Malcolm X. To drive home the allegory, some of the mutants can "pass" as normal humans while others have phenotypes that let the regular humans know they're different.