#such a soft shaped man
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You see that outfit Yak's wearing?
It's made out of the finest boyfriend material.
His eyes?
Send out an emergency alert now because they are meant to get lost in.
And those lips?
KISSABLE.
I'm gonna babygirl the hell out of this man.
He deserves it.
#Babygirl you so fine#yak is my babygirl and he deserves it#wandee goodday#such a soft shaped man#he should be cuddled but instead he at the club saving his guy#you want a pb & j with the crust cut off?#you want some soy milk to go with it#you want me to pet your head
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#lana del rey#ldr#every man gets his wish#heart shaped sunglasses#girlblogging#girlblogger#female hysteria#manic pixie dream girl#female manipulator#girlhood#lolita1997#2014 tumblr#just girly things#hell is a teenage girl#oldermen#lana del slay#coquette#dolette#diet coke#lana unreleased#soft pink#teacher crush#valley of the dolls#tumblr girls#this is what makes us girls#buffalo 66#mine
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No way I hadn’t posted these before
#this is like peak man shape. I love this shape of man#I would never freak it or marry it but I like to watch and giggle to it. this is like THE man shape to giggle and wiggle your toes to#sorry guys I’m going crazy over soft body punk again#cm punk ecw#cm punk
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KEANU REEVES ARCH Motorcycle
#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#hey whatcha doin with those catchers mitts#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#me 5'4": i will pick him up#this man is boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#he's really been here and hot my whole damn life#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#people who don't like gray hair are weak#GRAY#hi i'm not over this little series of videos#IT'S THE BACKWARDS HAT#AND THE WORN SHIRT#like let me wear™ the shirt#keke pls#so soft boyfriend coded#i need to be sedated#I NEED A REST#[SIRENS] [YELLING] [HELICOPTERS] [EXPLOSION] MY LEG#if i lay here#if i just lay here#would you....never mind.....#i need him carnally#i need to go....
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making a cute little fic, still in the pining, soft morons category tho. also! i will be posting some writing snippets that i cut from several fics bc they didn’t fucking fit but i like them still
T-Rating bc it’s just gonna be fluffy pining with Logan being a shit and swearing
#pear shaped rambling#text and link#ao3 link#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#wip fic#cw mild language#mild language#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#logan is a hard shelled man with a very soft inside#and wade asks so many damn questions#there will be smooches. but not the kind you think >:3#i am very sleepy#and i wanna write so many things but i have only 2 hands and 1 brain cell
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Just to clarify regarding my designs:
Season 5 is bone frail Lonely!Martin
Post canon is Lonely!Martin regaining the pudge (making his husband go insane)
#*slaps Martin's ass* so much symbolism I can stuff in this man#s5!Martin is all sharp corners and concave shapes#post-canon!Martin is still sharp corners but he's regaining the softness
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Before I go to bed...
Let me share the thought of laying in bed with P, naked. He and his lover touch each other gently, exploring the others body. It's sexual but it doesn't need to end in sex. It's just a... Really intimate moment. One with no boundaries.
#lies of p#lies of p x reader#p x reader#headcanon#smut#tell me what you want but#p must look so pretty naked#👉👈#he probably has a really soft body#in the sense of his body shape you know#he doesn't have the 'manly' body type#and that is totally fine#he is still ... a gorgeous and beautiful man
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everytime i’m faced with wild overt misogyny that’s just platformed like it’s nothing i remind myself that people don’t actually have to feel this way about women. men are fully capable of treating women like human beings and viewing them as such. “but socialization but male fantasies but patriatchy speaks through us even when we don’t recognize it” sure but actually regardless there exist men who are fundamentally not raging misogynists and they generally seem happier and better adjusted. misogyny to me isn’t disappointing because “oh i can’t believe Men, as an essentialized category of person, are like this” it’s disappointing because people make the choice to be like this. “it’s my biological imperative as a man to dominate you” okay well it’s my biological imperative as a freaky bitch to dominate you so what now. what biological imperative is making you comment “onlyfans detected opinion rejected” on every picture of any attractive woman. i think i will always be understood by most people as a woman and i’m learning to accept that and trying to like it but misogyny makes me feel very trapped of course. but misogyny is a choice. which means some people make the choice to be misogynistic which is profoundly frustrating. but many other people choose not to be actively misogynistic and i believe anyone could choose not to be actively misogynistic if they wanted. so it’s a whole thing
#lotte.txt#womanhood is a fun thing to participate in with women who do not hate women. otherwise it’s very stifling and starts to not be worth it 4 me#for other girls — cis and trans btw — i think relishing in womanhood still feels worth it even when it’s very difficult and i admire that#but apart from my fashion sense and bloodlust i feel very detached from womanhood as like this primal animate Essence#but i don’t really want to be a man either. i like being a Weird Girl i like being a Hot Weird Girl#i’m more of a Hot Weird Girl than a Hot Weird Boy and i’ve discovered that through trial and error#and calling myself nonbinary/fluid accurately describes my experience in a lot of ways. but i also sometimes feel like the label doesn’t..#serve me? if that makes sense#like i got really into kibbe in 2020 and it was like oh shit i’m a soft dramatic. how cool that there’s something that describes my body#but after a while i got exhausted with kibbe because yeah. by the logic of the system of course i’m a soft dramatic#and i operate with that knowledge in the back of my mind. but also so what. i am aware of the shape of my body now#and now i feel the label has very little left to offer me#like if you’re asking? sure i’m a kibbe soft dramatic. but i don’t hold kibbe’s system as law or view it as crucially important#that is very much how i feel rn about calling myself nonbinary#like if you want me to think about it? yeah i don’t strictly conform to the gender binary#but i don’t believe gender itself is useful for my growth - i don’t hold the institution of the gender binary sacred - why bother#why draw attention to where i exist within the system when i’m tired of defining myself in terms of the system at all. yk#aUghj. anyway
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When you're trying to find content of one of your favorite shows, there's barely any, and the majority you find mischaracterizes the fuck out of all of the characters
#fandom stuff#was looking and immediately saw someone uwuify one of my favorite characters#he is a mid 40s man in a zombie apocolypse and a complete little shit the entire show#that man is not 'soft' in any way shape or form#what the fuck are people DOING#also immediately saw someone whitewash one of the main characters#she is a black woman#why did they make her TAN#z nation
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Last man standing (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#It's lonely at the top :(#Poor dearest is worse for wear ah </3#This scene made me cry ;;#Like it was sad when he wrote down his missing canonmates but going back in and writing everyone else's names ;;;;#Even his shaky alliances! Even the people he hasn't seen for a while!! Wehhh <3 <3 <3#You soft heart ;; I see you Admiral ♥#Also had a lot of fun writing in VUK ZIX again hehe ♪#The translations from VUK ZIX to English aren't exact - for starters they're upside down haha#So if you started from the top down it would actually read KINLEZ NATPAK but I figured that wouldn't be as readable#You read from the bottom up! I also still headcanon it being written/read from left to right#So he started with Zelnick then Fwiffo then Tanaka and so on#Although I did change it up for the second one - Teisel then Xelloss then Xigbar then Asch and Van#The more I think of it the more I'm surprised there's no H :0#Even just as a demarcation of a pause before during or after a syllable#The ''sh'' sound makes complete sense tho hehe <3#Any incorrect shaping of letters/poor handwriting on my part can totally be chalked up to ZEX not being used to human hands!#Totallyyy lol#I really like the way specific syllables are shaped - like how Teisel and Zelnick almost share the same shaped between ''SEL'' and ''ZEL''#How Z is a more connected extension of S just agh it's so pretty <3 <3 Eco_Mono really did such a lovely job with it ♪#And then certain ''incorrectly'' spelled syllables still turned out so pretty! Like the ''ANA'' in Talana - look how swoopy and continuous!#The ''BAR'' in Xigbar looks really cool - honestly reminds me of the fanweapons I made ages ago for I? think? Xigbar's apprentice??#It's been too long I don't remember now lol but it's cool to me in particular because of that!! :D#Fwiffo looks so funny haha - Tanaka has a cool star-like kind of letter in his name?? Man it's just so neat <3#As for ZEX - I mean he made it this far :( Not one to give up easily that's for certain ♥ Tenacious#I want him to be happy :'0
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My fucking god I designed ANOTHER mer Eclipse and I'm fucking can't wait until the evening when I will share him with y'all because OH MY GOD
#designing mermaids it's very fun! i can make like 10 more designs for Sun Moon and Eclipse#and 10 more after that dkfkkskdk#fishes are so different and fun and colorful#very fun#but i also want to have ones that 1. i will enjoy to draw for myself 2. will be recognisable for others as mine#because man i already have like-#*checks notes*#at least five Moon design and at least three Eclipse designs#0 Suns 😭 guy is a struggle for me with his fluid and soft lines and shapes(in my head he is)#my hands like sharp things and Sun is soft i cry#but anyway- recognisable designs go brrrrrr#Eclipse goes first for now#Moon have the same design as some of my drawings. the one where he coughs blood- that his current design#love him dearly#xit shh
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one of the first pieces i ever saw of mucha's was of a strikingly beautiful twink, an ethereal redhead with a wondrous expression...only much, much, much later did i realize it was actually sarah bernhardt (again) 😖
LMFAOOOOO YES!!! I totally thought those Sarah Bernhardt ones were twinks! But I was soooooooo incredibly delighted when I realized they were instead crossdressing 😈 The Lorenzaccio one particularly lives in my head rent free. But the other day, I was looking through this huge book of his art, and I came across an actual man and as I said, was put off 😭
Idk 😭😭 I just feel like men don't work in this particular art style. Idk what it is exactly??? Though if you look at men in his masterwork, the Slav Epic, they look just fine! So I do think it's down to his illustration style specifically. I'd compare him and Leyendecker's tuxedo men, but I'd never put two bad bitches up against each other
#i saw it and was so taken aback because i realized that up until that moment i had never seen-#a drawing of his of a man#and then thought: yeah i understand why#i feel like his shapes are very soft and round and it doesnt suit men very well#but thats okay because his women are my favorite women ever 😌😌#catie.asks.
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Rob Garrison as simply “Young Man”
(I’m calling him Mullet Charles.)
#BABYBOY HI#i love him i love him i love him sm#His eye shape <3 His slightly who-ish mouth area <3 (genuinely love faces like that)#Not sure about that cut though#please fix it#looks soft tbh#Anyways. Tommy with his 9 to 5 job wishing he was home with Johnny (and the cobras. shared apartment <3)#I mean. I guess the mullet is easier to grasp at when he’s carving Johnny out with his tongue like a mad man#but cut it off#tommy karate kid#rob garrison
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🔥 the old guard
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
I actually like how the men in the movie have like, normal bodies? they're not like RIPPED to the point where you think the actors really need a glass of fucking water, and like they are in shape but it's realistic and I think we need more of that, especially in action genres
#anon#answered#i know marwan is like very in shape Ive seen his other stuff#but joe is soft here and we love him for it#and matthias is the same I believe#not sure because hes an actual unit of a man
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re the tags of my last reblog that i didn't wanna clog with my own blorbo thoughts, i desperately wish nika wasn't built like a ken doll in game... like sure, he's strong and has muscles but also has a soft belly and isn't all that ripped! he is wide and stocky and soft but also god forbid he punches or kicks you!
i have long since accepted that i'll never see my blorbos on screen the way i see them in my head but sometimes i wish the pixels would reflect the vision! it's genuinely weird to me to see him in some tits out/open front stuff and not see the stocky guy i see in my head... it's nothing a commission can't solve but i'm allowed to be annoying about my wol
#ffxiv#nero plays ffxiv#nika perseis#i am so particular about the physicality of a lot of my ocs#cass' lankiness; my commander alysannyra's beefy soft hourglass body#my other gw2 ocs are there too! elandrin is wide and built like a gymnast and renira is very midsized but also strong in her own right#with a pear shaped body#all ocs y'all have no idea about but they're there and important to me#so same goes for nika 100%#i need a shirtless nika comm that isn't for sexy purposes but for purposes of BIBLICALLY ACCURATE BODY TYPE#grinds my gears in a way but that's my problem i guess#also i will try to not apologize for being annoying abt a hyperfixated blorbo i guess#i do wish more people knew & cared for him but those who do i see you and i appreciate you and i'm kissing you on the forehead#ty for sharing the joy that is my cactus man nika
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"Only a kiss by the one who loves thee so shalt break mine curse!" *becomes a sexy goat*
#wyll fucked around and got horns hal fucked around and got hooves#wyll is coping hal is rocking it#also yes he doesn't really believe in true love or that he is loveable given that he's a mirror image of his daddy#who broke hundreds of hearts just for shits and giggles#little does he know there's a certain cleric of shar with a very soft spot for this man-shaped opera house#hal's patron was kinda pissed peeved and angered that he kinda broke dem rulez#she's giving him her powers only because he's to join her in her court in feywild after his death as her eternal consort#she saw him getting cozy with shadowheart thru her magic mirror and lo and behold#he a goat now#because i wanted to play a satyr and couldn't be asked to make a new character#also hoovsies... love them#will hal receive a true love's kiss and shed his hooves at the end of the game?!#nobody knows!!#my art#digital art#bg3#baldurs gate 3#larian studios#tav#male tav#oc#hal farlong#hal-of-dreams#tiefling#satyr#hagspawn#nynebh the lady of midnight#fey#feywild#dnd
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