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you guys I got the job!!!!!
y’all are looking at the new assistant manager for a medical clinic!!!!!!!
#such a grown up job#it’s significantly easier than my current job#and pays sooooo much more#like since it’s salaried it’s about 20k more than my current one#I thought it was just 10k more#I forgot to factor in the fact that it’s hourly and we do reduced hours in the summer#holy fuck you guys 😭#im gonna cry#im so happy#please wish me well!!!!!!
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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Xie Lian can roast him to the moon and back about his unforgivable crime of not being pop idol level blindingly handsome but there is not a mf in this series as classy, mature, and level-headed as Yin Yu.
#in all of tgcf he is the only one who actually acts like a grown adult with a job#jun wu is on some boomer shit xie lian has just been on depressing shenanigans since he was like 20#but yin yu? he is CLOCKED in#also don't even get me started on the mirror scene??????#“i hate my life and i hate the one who made it this way but that doesn't give me the right to take a fate that was never mine to begin with#chin up king your crown is falling#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#yin yu#xie lian#i am xie lian's nr 2 believer but this needs to be said
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me personally. i wouldn't have gone after all the olympians at once. you're biting off more than you can chew here. all you would need to do is take each olympian out one by one. and then convince demigods that once enough people stop believing in a diety, that diety ceases to exist. which is not a lie. and you could use the death of pan to back yourself up. sure, you'd be in it for the long haul. but chess isn't meant to be a quick game.
#sometimes i identify the faults in kronos's plan and think of how i'd do a much better job#kronos did not need to summon an army in five years time#all he needed to do was allow luke monologue about how the gods will be their own undoing#and let luke pretend to almost kill percy in tlt#and then watch as the gods continue to prove luke right through using percy and his friends as pawns#and the gods would have been too caught up in their hubris to realize what was happening#let the gods destroy themselves#and the distrut will grown organically#had they been just a little more patient#this could have worked#albiet it is immoral so...there's that i guess😒😒#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#revolt against the gods#the battle of manhattan#i'd call it “the downfall of olympus” lol#if i had a nickel for everytime i thought of a better plan than kronos#i'd have two nickels#gods what does that say about me?
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not a lot of people talk about this dynamic but im. obsessed with how Jorgen called Peri "Peri-Weri" in "Lost in Fairy World".
i mean. Jorgen and Cosmo are related. Cosmo was the last fairy born before Peri due to his powerful magic (most likely to do with the Jorgen Von Strangle lineage in him). Peri was just as powerful if not more powerful when he was a baby. Jorgen is all about buffness, strength, and power, throughout the original series!
Why wouldnt he be overly familiar with Peri? The next only fairy baby to be born in a thousand years? This is a whole new child with an entire undecided future ahead of him! Is it not a coincidence that one such career path was offered by the Tooth Fairy? Anyways
#fop a new wish#fop peri#fop#fop fanart#fairly oddparents#also like.#something something powerful child struggling to adjust to adulthood and holding down a job#smnth smnth gifted kid burnout n early onset chronic fatigue#like. he doesnt float as high he gets tired from repetitive small wishes and struggles with his godchild despite having grown up on the job#shakes him shakes him shakes him
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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!
Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.
Hobie, half smiling: Titties.
Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-
Miles: Totally did!
#sometimes when you have a grown up job#you gotta remember you’re still a teen with the humor of a middle schooler#this was funnier in my head#pavitr prabhakar#spider gwen#Gwen Stacy#miles morales#spider punk#miles technically doesn’t have a name like spider prefix#so it’s spider brooklyn#Spider Brookyln#spider man india#across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider man#spider man across the spider verse#spider man incorrect quotes#spiderverse
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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 
Sparity.
#magicalgrimm#ask me#there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful#where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her#so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again#and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl#it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment#actual textbook groomer behavior#and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her#but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack#it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship#I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids#but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome#especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’
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there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-
#lati speaks#i wanna write some smut for him so bad i think he should get some pussy bro idk i think it'd do him some good <33#he'd be hung af that dick is thick and huge and it's gonna be rearranging your guts just trying to fit inside <33#omg just imagine him having a monster cock when he's on the job it's gonna have ridges or any other textures nnmffhhh#it's so therapeutic and funny watching this big scary alien general being autistic about pandas <33#hearing this grown-ass alien man meowing at a cat in his deep voice will never not cease to do wonders for my brain#yes i know i'm late with the hype for this show shut up lemme have this sdjcjdskvbj#kyuujitsu no warumono san#mr. villain's day off#warumono x reader#warumono smut
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F I S S I O N - Why the hell do you hurt yourself for this?
#wake up babe new tenvishund art just dropped#very very rusty but inspired by a recent album and general life experiences/interraction#im coming to the end of my degree and trying to find A Real Proper Grown Up Job#and the industry I am in can be really sneaky - you think you've found something good but if you speak to the right people#then the truth comes out#which is frustrating#but here i am alive and well and probably doing better than i ever have been before#even if sometimes i do want to tear my guts out and die like a dog#such is life i guess all about balance#i also wanted to colour the guts red but i cant work this new fancy gimp system so i gave up#enjoy!! thank you for viewing!
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Gift (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Second go around! Maybe he can talk about it with the one who actually got the scarf!#Or not haha - better to just let some things lie#Though ♪ Of course Papyrus would recognize Gaster's efforts ♥ His emotional intelligence hhhh <3#He knows everything there was Gaster's initially and so reading between the lines of Gaster telling him he can have it#It's a gift! Properly! That deserves praise!! Good job you did something nice!#I also deeply love when Gaster is first pulled back out how one of his first little smiles is at Papyrus being silly#Gaster is also very prideful! It's cute to see his son being self-aggrandizing in that kid way! Seeing him enjoy it is so nice ;;#Also I know that Papyrus is still shorter than Gaster I just really like the idea of him being almost his dad's height ;;#He's so grown up now! He's grown into such a beautiful adult <3#It does make sense that he's still shorter considering the whole ''torn in half'' thing ahh#Maybe Gaster is leaning down just let me have this lol#I also ended up doing a lot of digital reconstruction on this one!#Especially panels 2 through 4 - I actually pulled out my tablet to draw in the bits that got cut off by the surrounding doodles#I wasn't as careful with my spacing with these oops :P But I think they turned out pretty style-matched :)#Cute lads happy <3
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The whump community deserves to know about Kenzo Tenma.
(Source: Monster)
#seriously he gets beat up like all the time#hes also very babygirl for a grown man with a job#monster#monster anime#monster manga#kenzo tenma#whump#whumpee#whump community#whumpblr#whump prompt#anime whump#male whumpee
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don’t even talk to me about the symbolism of hair length in heartstopper when it comes to tori and charlie.
don’t talk to me about how tori cuts her hair in a moment of crisis, and we can see in the current updates that it’s growing out, it’s getting longer, and she’s healing.
especially don’t talk to me about charlie’s long, wilder hair and how it means that he’s also healing and feeling brave enough to let loose and be himself.
#i’m serious don’t even talk to me abt it#i’m kidding. pls talk to me abt it.#let’s also give it up for alice oseman who does such a good job at making the passage of time clear in their character designs#looking back at the first comic and seeing how much the entire gang has grown up makes me emosh#personal#heartstopper#alice oseman#osemanverse#tori spring#charlie spring
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Jazz and Jason have been dating for two and a half weeks now. And in this timeframe Danny still hasn't warmed up to the former Crime Lord. Not even when Jason makes the decision to share his vigilante i.d. with Danny.
As a last ditch effort Jazz leaves Danny in her boyfriend's care while she completes her college semester. She's eager to get back to their shared apartment once finals are over, more so when Jason tells her on the phone both he and Danny have a surprise waiting for her.
To say that she was woefully unprepared for what this surprise that awaited her at home turned out to be would be quite the understatement. As never in her wildest dreams did she expect to be met with her little brother having gone through yet another just as drastic though much less extreme change.
*while halfway through the door*
Jazz: So, what's this about you two having a surprise for me?
*smirking slyly*
Jason: Danny! Jazz is home!
*apartment practically shakes from the heavy thud of footsteps, followed by the appearance of a behemoth of a seventeen year old*
Danny: Jazzy, you're finally back!
*after sweeping her into a bear hug*
Danny: Ok, I admit it. I was wrong about him. From here on out I'm completely on board! When you guys get married, can I be the best.... Uh, Jazz? You okay there?
*quivering with horror while struggling to face Jason, still trapped in Danny's arms*
Jazz: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE BROTHER?!
#dpxdc#danny phantom#batman#danny fenton/phantom#jazz fenton#jason todd/red hood#anger management#jazz+jason#tall jazz#though some short beanpole of an older teen or adult danny fics or prompts do a decent job of holding my interest#i will forever be team jack-sized young adult/all grown up danny#poor jason is so flabbergasted and also a little hurt by jazz's reaction#all he did was finally earn her little brother's trust by feeding him properly and enforcing a bedtime#while danny steadily becomes more and more self-conscious about his now huge stature the longer jazz rants#especially when she likens him to a teenage version of bane#jazz's just so used to as well as prefers being the big sister in size as well as age it's only natural she wasn't ready for that to change
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Leverage 3x4 - "The Scheherazade Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#nathan ford#timothy hutton#sophie devereaux#gina bellman#the scheherazade job#sometimes when it's just nate sophie and eliot it feels like the grown-ups are meeting to hash out a plan before letting the kids in on it
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I wonder if Flowey ever just... let Clover stay dead for longer than a few seconds after they died in a fight just to see what happens. I mean, he basically is the master of their fate and would probably get bored of seeing them repeat the same three routes over and over and over again. I feel like in between trying to push Clover to fight Asgore, he'd probably find the time to entertain himself watching other characters react to Clover's death to mix things up a bit.
#undertale yellow#he'd be busting out popcorn and treating everyone's psychological breakdown as a dark comedy#oh? starlo succeeded in killing Clover and now that he can see the blood spilling into the sand and suddenly everything isn't some#dumb cowboy roleplay where everyone plays at justice and starlo really for real murdered a child? lmaooooooo#let's watch this grown man break down crying as his best friend has to cope with the fact that he's a child murderer.#or axis kills clover in a pacifist route and Ceroba has to cope with the fact that because she told them to not fight back#they couldn't defend themself properly and now another kid died because of Chujin's creation AND she can't use their soul#for her husband's legacy.#or how about dalv killing clover and he realizes that it wasn't a hallucination. he just fought another human.#or martlet's fight where she wasn't seriously trying to apprehend them but they died anyways and she realizes that#a part of her job entails killing kids.#or the Feisty 4 fight where starlo leaves for 5 minutes and comes back to all his friends having murdered a child#why stop at pacifist/neutral though?#Martlet was reluctant to fight clover the first time in a no mercy run. yeah she stopped a dangerous killer but they could've turned#things around and tried to be better but now they never get the chance to do that.#or Ceroba beats Clover and realizes that she has absolutely nothing left for her. her husband is dead. her daughter is in limbo.#her best friend died in front of her. there is nothing left for her now.#..... actually. flowey. pass me the popcorn too. i wanna sit down and see where things go as well.#i know flowey wouldn't give a damn about all the emotional aspects but I'd more than happily eat that angst up!#uty analysis
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Friends I have a cubicle now, what do I need for it
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