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McGill Throws Prof. McCarthy, Prog. Alliance, Am Patriots Out of Arena: 3/24 PCW House Show Report

Dawn McGill Throws Professor McCarthy, the Progressive Alliance, and the American Patriots Out of the Arena

Chaos at the outset. Professor McCarthy and his Flock (Green World Order: PeaceNick, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, ‘Radishing’ Rick Rube, and Peta from PETA, The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and Anna, Codee Pink, and Emily S. List) and twenty five paid pro-…er…twenty five protesters have commandeered the Les Miserable section of seats at ringside purchased by ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell, and PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan.

McCarthy’s group refuses to allow the fans to sit down in the seats and things escalate quickly. The paid protesters and the fans start shoving each other. That brings down the Les Miserables themselves. McAvay, Blackwell, Bryan, Ken Worth-American Trucker, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido run down to the ring and a brawl breaks out. The numbers game is too much though and the GWO/Young Jerks beat them down. That brings down the PCW Security.

As Security tries to separate the fans from the protesters and the GWO/Young Jerks from the Les Miserables, the Progressive Alliance wrestlers all walk down to the ring led by Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, and others. Schumer offers the Progressive Alliance’s unequivocal, one hundred percent support of Professor McCarthy and threaten to filibuster any attempt to remove them.

Meanwhile, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and the American Patriots remain in their locker room. Kirk Walstreit holds up an old Halloween mask of Ronald Reagan and continually asks questions of the mask as if it’s some sort of mystic magic 8 ball. The American Patriots are divided on how to respond so they don’t do anything.

A couple PCW officials go to ringside and try to reason with Schumer. Then out of nowhere, two men dressed in all black, with black masks over their heads (presumably the same two who attacked PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan last week), ran down to the ring and attacked the officials lying them out. The two men then roll into the ring and take the microphone.

To a chorus of boos, they announce themselves as the Deep State and proclaim that they are the true power behind PCW- not PCW CEO Donald Trump…not PCW Owner Dawn McGill.

Deep State: “Regardless of who claims to be in control of PCW and running the day by day business, the Deep State is supreme and we will wipe out anyone who dares oppose us.”

More boos. The American Patriots stay in their locker room. The GWO and Young Jerks continue to pummel the Les Miserables. The paid protesters aggressively keep the fans from taking their seats. And the show was now ten minutes late in starting.

Finally, PCW Owner Dawn McGill strode out to the stage. Strangely enough, she didn’t look angry.

Dawn McGill: “Okay. You’ve made your point. Now, let’s allow our fans to sit down, let’s clear out the ringside area, and let’s get the show underway.”

Schumer takes the lead and says they’re not going anywhere and will filibuster all night long if that’s what it takes.

Professor McCarthy then speaks up.

Professor McCarthy: “I don’t think you understand, Miss McGill, so let me spell it out for you. You refused to remove Charlie Blackwell from commentating on the PCW show and allow him to use his platform as the alleged Heartland champion to spew forth. Tonight, we are shouting him down and we are shouting you down and all the unenlightened, ignorant people inside this arena who need us tell them what to think, what to believe, what to say.”

Professor McCarthy then told the fans ‘let this be a lesson that if you are unenlightened, especially those in ‘flyover country,’ red states and, counties all across the nation who aren’t as worldly as they are, either you throw their support towards those are intellectually superior- like them…they will be shouted down.

Dawn McGill: “Okay. I tried to play nice.”

She put two fingers in her mouth and whistled. Suddenly, an endless line of police officers appeared and streamed down to the ring from every section of the arena.

Dawn McGill: “It’s clear that you have no respect whatsoever for our PCW fans. So, you can all have the rest of the night off. Officers…”

It’s chaos for the next few minutes as Professor McCarthy and his Flock are forcibly removed from ringside. Elizabeth Warren attempts to persist but she is led to the back. Chuck Schumer tries to filibuster and he’s taken back stage. Al Franken tries to make a couple crappy jokes and gets an armed escort to the back.

And then Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell lead American Patriots’s Kirk Walstreit, Texas Jack, Starz N. Stripes, and Magnum P.O.’d out and start taunting the Progressive Alliance. McGill immediately stops them.

Dawn McGill: “No, no. NO! You guys sat on your ass back in the dressing room while our fans were being disrespected. You can turn right back around and leave. You’re off tonight as well.”

Ryan protests but McGill points them to the back. After ringside is finally cleared, Dawn apologizes to the fans for what happened and for the delay in getting the show underway. She explains that the show will have to be revised with the ejection of both the Progressive Alliance and American Patriots for the night but promises to give the fans the show they want to see.

PCW HOUSE SHOW RESULTS – MARCH 24TH – POUGHKEEPSIE, NY

There was a ten bell salute to Jan Ross- former WWE announcer Jim Ross’s wife- who passed away earlier in the week due to a tragic accident.

The crowd popped when the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja walked to the ring to their theme song (sung to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song):“Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Heroes with a six pack- of beer SOFTBALL POWER!”

Their opponents- nerdy duck call decoy fabricators and master’s students The Dork Dynasty.

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Stan, Tiny, and Hank w/April O’Neale defeat The Dork Dynasty: Sheldon Robertson, Leonard Robertson, and (for one night only) Howard Robertson @ 20:01-Everyone had a chance to shine here. Even Howard Robertson (and his robotic arm) got a few shots in.

‘The Perpetual Hungry’ Couch Potato ambled to the ring and was greeted with a shower of Hostess Twinkees from the crowd a la the tradition of throwing streamers into the ring.  CP spent the first couple minutes scooping up the Twinkies.

Then Dick Van Damn came out to the reggae version of Pantera’s ‘Walk.’

E.J. Flack was next. He got on the microphone and said forget about ‘rowing the boat,’ sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Flack worked real hard to whip up his charges and get them battle ready. Would it work?

A-Bomb and H-Bomb defeat Couch Potato and Dick Van Damn w/Manager E. J. Flack @ 1:15 –No. Next.

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Craigh na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire Rendell: JAMIE! JAMIE? JAM-AHHGH!

Voice (Canadian dialect): It’s about time you got here, eh?

…Blaire becomes aware that she’s on stage with Jack Fraiser.

Blaire Rendell: Son of a bitch. Not again.

Blaire looks disgusted by the whole situation.

Blaire Rendell: Oh…whatever. I need something to drink.

Fraiser reaches into his bag and hands her a Molson. Blaire rips the can out of his hand, opens it up, and chugs it.

Jack Fraiser with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Millennial Man w/Manager E.J. Flack @ 1:05-So, the good news is that the Millennial Man lasted more than a minute in his single’s match for the first time. The bad news is that the only reason he lasted that long was because Fraiser and Rendell got into a huge row before the match. There was more excitement watching Fraiser and Rendell argue with each other than in the entire match with Millennial Man.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann SpeaksTo make the evening even worse, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann made his way to the ring for a little ‘heart to heart’ talk with PCW.

Mr. McMann: “Dawn, I get it. You put your heart and soul into something and you don’t want to admit that it’s not working. Dawn, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have to say- this whole political wrestling thing is not working. Your ratings are tanking. Fans haven’t exactly rushed through the turnstiles- no matter how many tickets your ex-husband Ray McAvay buys and then gives away to fill the arena up. I know this much- people are tired of politics. No, let me rephrase that- people are fed up with politics.  I also know this- people love sports and people want to be entertained. More so, people want…that’s right…sports entertainment. Dawn, I know it’s hard to admit when your wrong and I know it’s hard to admit the truth…the cold, hard truth. But it’s possible. Why?”

The crowd gasps when ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Mr. McMann’s arch enemy in PCW going all the way back to 2006, walks downs to the ring wearing a flimsy t-shirt with ‘ASSIMILATED’ across the front of it. Tess climbs into the ring and much to the dismay of most of the crowd stands side by side with the Sports Entertainment Genius.

Then on the video screen, a match appears from 2008.

REPLAY: 5/19/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV MATCH #2 “Sports Entertainment Genius” MR. McMANN vs. “PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl” TESSA MARTIN of the 3 Amigas w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila SheilaMr. McMann smiles at Tessa. Tessa’s glare could bore through steel.

McMann: “Hey. You’re not still upset about the fact that I stalked you and later had you hypnotized on the old BCEW Cable show to make you do a striptease, are you?”

She raises her eyebrows at him.

McMann: “I’m just here to let bygones be bygones. Let’s just shake hands and start all over, okay?” Mr. McMann extends his hand. Tessa kicks him in the balls. Daisy Cutter-Bomb then tosses Tessa the oversized pizza box and she blasts Mr. McMann in the kisser with it.

Suave: “Nope. Guess not.”

She puts her foot on McMann’s chest and gets the pin.

WINNER: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN

Tessa turns and leaves Mr. McMann unconscious in the middle of the ring.

Suave: “Well, if that’s not a feel good moment, I don’t know what one is.”

Mr. McMann: “That’s right. Tessa Martin, once the heart and soul of the PCW women’s division, has finally seen the light and joined me. And if that’s not a feel good moment, I sure as hell don’t know what one either. Dawn, Tess has seen the errors of her ways…it’s time you see the error of yours too.”

McGill finally came out and told McMann that part of life is not giving up when times are bleak and things are going your way.

Dawn McGill: “I’m finding that the most important thing in life is not accepting failure but getting back up again and again and staring it down.”

McGill then stunned the PCW fans on hand by announcing the SEC’s opponent for tonight- PCW Hall of Famers The Drunken Luchadors: Dan and Don Martini. The Drunken Luchadors come out with their distinctive pre-match warm up, consisting of shotgunning down a bottle of Jack Daniels and breaking the bottle over their head.

Tess stays at ringside to watch with the SEC.

The Drunken Luchadors: Dan and Don Martini defeat A.J. Alabama and Stevie ‘War’ Eagles w/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl‘ Tessa Martin and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann (Sports Entertainment Corporation) via DQ at 18:50-the crowd was red hot for PCW legends Dan and Don Martini. Midway through the match, Tess tosses in a couple of chairs and Alabama and Eagles each place one in front of a Martini. They attempt to finish off the Drunken Luchadors with a killer baseball slide drop kick! But both Martini brothers fall off the turnbuckle, flipping the chair up in the air into the face of both SEC members.

Finally, McMann directs Gator Bates, Butch Fullmer, and Tessa herself into the ring to cause of DQ and save the SEC the embarrassment of losing a match to a team who haven’t wrestled competitively in several years.

Next up…

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*Spooky music begins followed by a funky beat*

(sung to ‘Ghostbusters’)If there’s something grazing In your neighborhood Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you see a herd And it don’t look good Who you gonna call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

If you’re seeing horns Running through your yard Who can you call (Goatbusters) If you have a goat Sleeping in your bed Oh, who you gonna call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you’re all alone Pick up the phone And call (Goatbusters)

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I hear it likes the girls I ain’t afraid of no Goat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call (Goatbusters) If you’ve had a dose Of a freaky Goat Maybe you’d better call (Goatbusters)

Let me tell you something Bustin’ makes me feel good

I ain’t afraid of no Goat I ain’t afraid of no Goat

Average Joe and Brad Company defeat The Goatbusters: Ray Scantz and Peter Jenkman with Ergon @ 11:20-Average Joe in the ring and hits charging corner uppercuts. Scantz fires back and then Jenkman climbed in and tried to Cross the Stream but Average Joe fought back. Half nelson suplex connects by Average Joe for a close 2. He sets Scantz up top and cracks him in the jaw with an overhand right. Company tags in. Company with a head butt. Company with the back kick and then a big boot. He finishes Scantz off with a hammerlock DDT and that’s all.

Ken Worth-American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Les Miserables) vs. Bi-Partisan Dream Team: Blue Dog D (Progressive Alliance) and RINO-The Wonk Machine (American Patriots)- 15 minute time limit draw – …Blue Dog D sent to the floor. RINO isolated. Worth and Escondido double team and score a near fall. Worth missed a cannonball and RINO made the hot tag to Blue Dog D who ran wild and sent Escondido to the floor and hit Worth with the Electric Chair facebuster for 2. Blue Dog D sent Worth out of the ring and then missed a cannonball to the floor. Time ran out before the wrestlers could get back in. Entertaining match.

The crowd went nuts when…

A man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks to the ring and climbs in. he motions for Kimber Marshall to take a temporary powder while he’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity. The announcer guy then hushes the crowd.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. First out, a group of Arizona State sorority sisters walk out taking selfies of themselves on their cell phones and then texting them onto their twitter accounts. Next, two men follow carrying a golden sedan chair holding a six foot seven inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes to the ring. Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!

The procession winds its way to the ring. The camera pans over to the sorority sisters. They continue to make obnoxious faces, like the duck face expression among others, and take multiple selfies. The procession stops at the ring steps and Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair. He takes in the acclamation from the crowd and climbs into the ring.

Tanaka came out next, rolling his eyes at Rah’s antics.

“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from the Les Miserables Musical plays and ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and Charlie Blackwell lead the Les Miserables to the ring.

MAIN EVENT: Rah! and Yamamoto Tanaka defeat ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell @ 14:29-Tanaka did the heavy work. Rah got in a few fun moments. McAvay whacked Rah with the Big Bertha Driver and Blackwell had Tanaka in the Katahajime but the Japanese SuperDestroyer grabbed the bottom rope to break the hold. In the end, Tanaka hit the SuperDestroyer on McAvay to gain the win.

Tonight’s TV TapingPCW tapes the next Extreme Political TV tonight in Queens, New York.   It will be interesting to see what transpires when Professor McCarthy, the Progressive Alliance, and the American Patriots are allowed back into the building.

The Progressive Alliance are doubling down on their ‘fight back’ to Donald Trump’s ascension to PCW CEO and blood war against the American Patriots and Professor McCarthy has upped the ante in his crusade to rid PCW of political incorrectness.

The American Patriots are in flux and divided. They couldn’t come to any consensus in Poughkeepsie on how to respond to the Progressive Alliance attack. Paul Ryan couldn’t rally the troops to come out and come to the PCW fans defense. Kirk Walstreit is more interested in asking random questions to an old Ronald Reagan mask than he seems to be challenging for the PCW title.

How will all of this mix together? We’ll find out on the next edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.

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Orrin Hatch Drops Serious Language- 2/6 PCW Newsline

Stone Chism Hits a Backbreaker on ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido Saturday Night in Huntington, WV

American Patriots vs. Progressive Alliance at PCW Headquarters Part One In the midst of a tumultuous week where the American Patriots and Progressive Alliance were at each other’s throats, the fallout continues over PCW CEO Donald Trump’s decision to end to the practice of liberally giving out free tickets to VIP’s and political friends where just show up to venues where PCW runs. Opponents to this decision have gone to court to get the executive order stayed in the interim.

Stay tuned on this one as CEO Trump continues to push to get this rule changed.

American Patriots vs. Progressive Alliance at PCW Headquarters Part TwoAnd then there was this. The atmosphere has become so heated over CEO Trump’s picks to fill out key positions in the PCW organization, Orrin Hatch stunned a few people when he finally snapped after the Progressive Alliance boycotted not one, but two hearings on prospective nominees and said: “I think they ought to stop posturing, and acting like idiots. I’m really tired of this type of crap. I mean, my goodness, there’s no excuse for it.”

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave had this to say: “Yeah, when Orrin Hatch starts dropping ‘c-bombs,’ you know the crap’s about to hit the fan.”

How mad was Hatch? While the Progressive Alliance’s Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren and Sherrod Brown held a press conference during another hearing on a nominee, Hatch interrupted the proceedings to announce he’d called for a vote to change the rules to allow the committee to proceed without a member of the other faction present while the three were talking to the press and it passed. That pissed off Schumer, Warren, and Brown. Then Hatch announced the nominee had passed through the committee. That really pissed off Schumer, Warren, and Brown. Then Hatch said- and we quote: “if you think I’m going to continue to take this kind of crap from you, then you three can just eat crap and-“

And at that point, American Patriots John McCain, Lindsey Graham, John Cornyn, and Rob Portman dragged the still ranting Hatch away from the stunned Progressive Alliance trio.

Sports Entertainment Corporation (SEC) and CSPN (Corporate Sports-entertainment Programming Nation) AnnouncementA joint press release came out Thursday from the SEC and CSPN announcing that all interviews done with SEC talent will be done exclusively by CSPN.   ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann of the SEC commented, “We believe that giving CSPN ‘exclusive status’ over our interviews will position the SEC better in terms of perception and posturing towards title opportunities.”

Said Mark Splitter, CEO of CSPN: “CSPN is the worldwide corporate forerunner in sports entertainment. With our track record of focusing on specific charismatic athletes and teams and ramming them down our viewer’s throats, we are well positioned to accomplish Mr. McMann’s goal of elevating the profile of their wrestlers and make them not only household names but viable candidates to hold PCW titles.”

Professor McCarthy and his – whatever they’re going to call it – Faction AnnouncementAnd speaking of faction not talking to anyone else but their ‘officially anointed’ news correspondent, Professor McCarthy made it clear on Saturday afternoon before the PCW house show in Huntington, West Virginia that he and his supporters will only talk to certain media people- hint…not anyone associated with F** News (the news organization that shall not be named).

Such was the week at PCW headquarters.

PCW also hit the road this weekend for a pair of house shows. Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell headlined the Chillicothe, Ohio house show Friday night as he faced RINO- The Wonk Machine for his title.

MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © (Les Miserables) vs. RINO- The Wonk Machine (American Patriots)Heartland Champion Charlie Blackwell (Les Miserables) put his title on the line in the night’s Main Event against RINO from the American Patriots. Blackwell wasted no time slapping the Figure Four on the more powerful RINO and spends the rest of the match limping on his leg. Blackwell hits the Alabama slam and nearly ended the match right there but RINO miraculously kicked out. RINO struggled with the knee throughout the match. He did nearly hit SPEAR! But Blackwell countered, chop blocked the knee, and nearly rolled him up. Finally, Blackwell slapped on the Katahajime and that put an end to RINO’s night.

However, the real news came after the match when Gator Bates and the Sports Entertainment Corporation rained on his victory celebration. Bates hit the ring with A.J. Alabama, Stevie ‘War’ Eagles, and Butch Fullmer and the CSPN personalities assigned to them- Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris. Anderson interviewed Bates in the ring and after lamenting the fact that Gonzaga was now ranked the number one college basketball team even though they weren’t from a ‘power conference,’ asked Bates if the fact current Heartland champion Charlie Blackwell- a wrestler from the Les Miserables stable, could be compared to the Zags.

Bates replied the only reason Blackwell held the title was because of the competition he’s faced up to now. Bates said Blackwell hasn’t faced anyone in his class yet and that the SEC ran at a much higher level than the Les Miserables. Morris asked Bates how long it would take him to dethrone Blackwell from the Heartland title. Bates’s response: “as long as it takes for the match to be made and for me to step in the ring with him.”

That may happen sooner than later.

Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja DebutHank and Tiny aka…the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja with Hal and their valet April O’Neale defeated Farmer John and Nick Ray in tag team action.

The BBSPN hit the ring with their theme song (sung to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song):“Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Beer bellied softball playing ninja Heroes with a six pack- of beer SOFTBALL POWER!”

HankHT: 6′ 0″ WT: 216 / HOME: Urbana, OH / FIN: Ninja Nunchucks TinyHT: 6′ 6″ WT: 345 / HOME: Middletown, IN / FIN: The Big Belch

The BBSPN showed off some impressive ninja-like moves before Tiny ended the match with the Big Belch. What is the Big Belch? Tiny guzzles down two pitchers of beer in short order. Then he burps in your face- in this case, he burped in Nick Ray’s face and then fell on Ray to get the win.

Jack Fraiser w/his Oootlander DebutFraiser debuted with an elaborate ring introduction on the video screen…

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Craigh na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire Rendell: JAMIE! JAMIE? JAM-AHHGH!

Voice (Canadian dialect): It’s about time you got here, eh?

…Blaire becomes aware that she’s on stage with Jack Fraiser and looks disgusted by the whole situation.

Blaire Rendell: Oh…whatever. I need something to drink.

Fraiser reaches into his bag and hands her a Molson. Blaire rips the can out of his hand, opens it up, and chugs it.

Fraiser’s Oootlander proved to be extremely scrappy and useful hand to have at ringside as well, whapping Dick Van Damm with an iron skillet and paving the way for the Canadian to pick up his first PCW win.

Double Main Event in Huntington, WVThe Huntington show featured a double main event with the PCW Tag Team champions Starz N. Stripes and Magnum P.O.’d (American Patriots) versus the Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) in a non-title match and the team of PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan (Les Miserables) and Kirk Walstreit (American Patriots) taking on The Green World Order (Radishing Rick Rube/’Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee)

Starz and Magnum eased to a workmanlike win over the Dork Dynasty.

Bryan/Walstreit vs. the GWO? That turned out to be a bit more interesting. First off, Bryan and Walstreit were not even one week removed from their match for Bryan’s PCW Title. Second, both men represented different factions: Bryan- Les Miserables, Walstreit- The American Patriots. How would they co-exist? Well, Bryan and Walstreit co-existed enough to pick up a relatively easy win over the GWO.

But after the match, Walstreit turned on Bryan and hit the Stock Market Plunge on the PCW champion to serve notice that he continued to be an active threat for the PCW title. That wasn’t necessarily a surprise. The surprise came when Professor McCarthy sent his flock- Codee Pink, Emily S. List, all five members of the GWO, and several followers, into the ring to attack both men. After overwhelming Walstreit and Bryan, the flock then began to tear the ring ropes off, flip over tables at ringside, and throw chairs into the crowd.

A very pissed off PCW Owner Dawn McGill walked out and lit into the protesters. “Hey putzes. This isn’t Berkeley, California where apparently you can destroy public and private property and not face any consequences,” she said and then Def Leppard’s “Tear It Down” played. The Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot raced down to the ring to make an unannounced visit to PCW and cleaned house.  Professor McCarthy himself refused to back down and even took a swing at WTF. That would prove to be a bad move as Whiskey Tango Foxtrot kicked him in the groin prompting Johnny Suave to comment earlier today, “I haven’t seen someone’s balls deflate like that since I watched Roger Goodell hand Tom Brady his MVP trophy last night after the Super Bowl.”

Before the flock left the arena, they made sure they stopped to pick up their paycheck from Codee Pink before exiting.

‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (Progressive Alliance)- Not HappyAfter Chism defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido of Les Miserables in a match where the One Man Hollywood A-List got off to a sluggish start against the technically proficient Escondido. However, midway through, Chism kicked it up another gear as Escondido tired and hit the Hollywood Blockbuster to seal the win.

Post match, Chism got on the microphone and complained that he’s been ‘left on an island’ and bemoaned the ‘lack of leadership’ in the Progressive Alliance at the moment. The P.A. are in the process of determining who their new leader will be and progress has been painfully slow.

2/3-PCW House Show- Chillicothe, OH Results:-The Goatbusters (Peter Jenkman/Ray Scantz) def. PBR and Kevin Collins -Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Randall def. Dick Van Damm -Ken Worth-American Trucker w/Tequila Sheila (Les Miserables) def. GreenPete (GWO)-Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny w/Hal and April O’Neale) def. Farmer John and Nick Ray -Texas Jack (American Patriots) def. Union Jack Taylor (Progressive Alliance) -MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell (Les Miserables) def. RINO-The Wonk Machine (American Patriots)

2/4-PCW House Show- Huntington, WV Results:-‘The Luchador with the Insanely Bad Breath’ Halitosis def. The Fainting Goat Kid -Professor McCarthy def. Jamie Walker-The SEC (A.J. Alabama/Stevie ‘War’ Eagles) def. Brad Company/Brad Romance -Rah! The Sunshine God def. The Couch Potato-‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (Progressive Alliance) def. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Les Miserables)-MAIN EVENT #1: PCW Tag Team Champions Magnum P.O.’d/Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots) def. Dork Dynasty (Sheldon and Leonard Robertson) in a non-title match-MAIN EVENT #2 PCW Champion William Daniels Bryan (Les Miz)/Kirk Walstreit (American Patriots) def. The Green World Order (‘Radishing’ Rick Rube/’Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee