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Thanks to @opposite-ragatha for giving me this god awful idea
Evil lesbians.... Holy shit....
#someone take my ability to draw away please#the amazing digital circus ship#the amazing digital circus gangle#the amazing digital circus zooble#tadc abstradgedy#zooble#the amazing digital circus#lunaa's stupid ass art#tadc#abstragedy#tadc gangle#zooble x gangle#gangle x zooble#tadc ship#tadc zooble#gangle#gangle tadc#zooble tadc#tadc content farm garbage#these designs are so fucking ugly my god
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it's very freeing to have a reputation for being bad at wrapping gifts. absolutely no pressure to make this thing look pretty. didn't fold that corner quite right and it's all weird now? no problem! that's exactly the sort of thing people expect from you! and when you DO manage to wrap some square box perfectly, everyone's super impressed! a win no matter what.
#I'm SO bad at wrapping bc my spatial reasoning ability is fucking garbage#can you believe I worked at a company that produces a math curriculum and spent like a month making geometric cross section diagrams
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a peaceable jam sesh
sb has no idea how to play that thing
#no instrument ability. just garbage at guitar. has his own album#ss's playing lush or something. any song. they are so good#ss is sometimes boy sometimes girl always trans thank u and goodnight#pbtn
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Pretty sure this is the first comic actually set in undersculpt. Anyway heres clay probably in his first couple months of existing, having a very great and cool time
#he was a lot less “lifelike” for the first couple of years#dont think i've ever gone over that but like every little movement and facial expression he does is conciously done & learned#i think thats why he managed to get a job at the t.u.a#his ability to act.#honestly all you'd need to do to push him a bit in a certain direction moral wise and he'd be a concerningly good at manipulation#sorry i feel like yapping#my art#art#utmv#undersculpt#ut au#ut oc#clay sans#i think this adds a bit of implications for the “name” clay goes by#oc garbage
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not to project like a motherfucker on natalie berzatto but ohhhh boy the impact of a narrative that says “hey, is your desire to make sure everybody around you is okay also about you? and could that perhaps be partially a maladaptive trauma response you should look into and maybe mitigate? because if it’s a genuine question that’s fine, but if the only answer you will respond well to hearing is yes that’s a You Issue Too, Babe”
#as somebody with a loud and toxic italian extended family the bear comes for my neck over and over#s3 is going even harder on that#nat’s pathology is gentler and less easy to spot than mikey’s or carmy’s or god help us all donna’s#but it is nonetheless unhealthy and bad for her#the theme of “you do not need to be Good And Pleasing to be worth love” is a lot this year#related (and this will take s4 to be sure of but i have Hope) that your ability to succeed in a garbage capitalist structure defines worth#as somebody who worked in a lot of kitchens this show just feels like home#and the thing that kept jarring me about the whole let’s upgrade to fine dining plan was …what about the people you leave behind#and after having seen napkins now it feels like the show KNOWS THAT#tina could not be hired at the bear but being hired at the beef saved her life#god i want them to bring this home#the fact that the sandwich window is the ONLY THING MAKING MONEY feels promising#like… i want the bear (the in-world restaurant) to succeed#but also no. no i do no want it to succeed as-is.#i want the bear and the beef to blend for REAL and then succeed#or i guess fail given the general themes of the season but try on terms they can be entirely proud of!!! even if they fail!!!
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⚔️ How ‘bout a li'l training montage? 🏹
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby honing his battle skills with various different Copy Abilities, feat. Dark Meta Knight and Shadow Dedede. More detailed descriptions below the cut. END ID.)
Part 1 | Part 2 (here!)
So I keep thinking about how Shadow Kirby is confirmed in canon to be just as powerful and capable as regular Kirby, so long as he can push past his own reluctance and fears. Then I started thinking about the unique color palette he has for the Fighters games, if that could be a sort of visual indicator of him reaching that full potential. Then I started thinking about who was around to teach him these skills, and the differences in their techniques, and how SD’s treatment of SK might be vastly different from DMK, and how that affects the relationship that DMK & SD might have, and how it all ties in to the sociopolitical climate of the Mirror World as a whole, and oh stars dammit am I making another AU again???
On an unrelated note, screw the Mirror World for giving everyone in it just the most annoying color palettes to shade. Grays on grays on grays and sometimes red but mostly grays. I am languishing in render hell and ready to move on to the next one thank you. Too many headcanons - not enough time or hands or energy.
Started 11/07/23, finished 11/16/23, updated 03/01/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24. NOTE: This was originally posted on my deleted account on 11/16/23. | Kintsugi AU Masterpost
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Top left: SK in Ninja gear, facing left, looking focused and holding out his katana, imitating DMK standing beside him in a similar pose with his own sword.
Top middle: SK in Archer gear, leaping up to fire an arrow from his bow.
Top right: SK in Bomb gear - also sporting his darker swirl coloration from Kirby Fighters - winking and sticking his tongue out as he tosses a bomb towards the viewer.
Middle: SK - in Wrestler gear with KF colors - delivering a strong leaping kick to a wooden training dummy, while DMK & SD observe in the background. SD stands with arms crossed and eyes narrowed, his mouth pulled into a sinister, calculating grin. DMK stands at his side, wrapped in his cape with eyes hidden in the shadows of his mask, a pensive ellipsis over his head.
Bottom left: SK facedown on the floor with a cross of bandages on his head, exhausted from training. DMK’s hand awkwardly comes in from off-screen, placing a bottle of Energy Drink beside him.
Bottom right: SK powering up into his KF form, fists clenched, eyes squeezed shut, mouth open in a roar, an aura of purple-black flame flickering around him.)
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#shadow kirby#dark meta knight#shadow dedede#copy abilities#headcanon#AU#kintsugi au#<- (tentatively adding this tag here but not to the first part)#a li'l black hole and his two garbage “dads”#(one more garbage-y than the other in my onion)#I like to think SK gets cheekier when he enters full go-mode#from nervous li'l marshmallow to a hyperball of mischief and chaos in an instant#tho he probably can't sustain it for very long and gets real eepy afterwards#he's not very good at pacing himself#(nor are his mentors good at knowing when he's at his limit - each for very different reasons)#(also veins honey please stop creating AUs when you have a billion unfinished ones already I swear to Nova-)#veinsfullofstars
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hxh spoilers abound in my trash pile of headcanon theories
i personally subscribe to the pregnancy stone theory. it's so aggressively ging. him being a stupid teenager who wants to EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING to the point where he's like "lmao yea lemme get pregnant" with zero thought put into it. just vibes and morning sickness.
but im kind of also obsessed with the idea of pre-transition pari being gon's other parent and *ging* being the reasonable one. like he probably has his first ever one night stand with shelia and immediately realizes the gravity of his mistake. pari's manipulator ability relies on vulnerability to work. ging having his first time with shelia was all it took. he can sense the power of their aura and knows it's unlike anything he's ever felt. it's oppressive, murky, and dark. he is keenly aware he has stepped into an abyss with no exit. it terrifies him, he knows it will end him. he must do everything he can to stop it from spreading.
now they have a baby in the mix & ging can't let that kind of upbringing occur. the kid could become a well trained monster. shelia lets him take the baby bc they like this little game, they like to see ging squirm.
so you end up with ging being an irresponsible deadbeat, but also he's trying to protect the overall population from probably the biggest threat to humanity they've ever experienced. like hang on son, mommy is using their nen to create dark continent human hybrids that will destroy the world as we know it, brb lol.
#this is my headcanon#so like dont take me seriously i love going down rabbit holes of my favorite theories and end up with heaps of garbage that i love#like yes i buy pari being shelia#i personally believe pariston is stronger than netero i think hes a master manipulator who used his ability to make himself the vice chair#i think pariston has an ability that allows him to fuck with the mental faculties of anyone who interacts with him#and the more you fight to get out of his abyss the further in you go the more control he has in the situation#it's why i think ging refuses to make much eye contact or show emotion hes interacts as little as possible#and pariston HATES it#hxh spoilers#hxh headcanons#pariging#pariston hill#ging freecss#togashi im so so sorry
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i'm like having a religious experience over mao's bolero right now. the command she has before she even starts moving. her overwhelming presence... she is my GOAT forever and ever and ever
#'but egg don't you hate bolero'#YES I DO IT IS GARBAGE MUSIC AND RAVEL DESERVES TO BE KNOWN FOR HIS BETTER MUSIC#and 99% of skaters are unable to skate to it well#they simply do not have the musical ability or choreo to do so#but when it is done well...fuck me!
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So hard being a sukuna enjoyer and trying to find fics about him because you get one of two options
1. God awful out of character reader insert porn where you’re his uwu submissive (normally terrified of him) concubine or some shit but GASSSSPPPP he ACTUALLY cares about you and is soft for YOU ONLY and he wants you to GET PREGNANT with HIS HEIR oh my GOD
Or
2. God awful out of character suku.fushi or suku.ita where the plot is like what if sukuna was a MAFIA BOSS and he got OBSESSED WITH THEM and KIDNAPPED them and also it was INCEST and OMEGAVERSE and they call him DADDY while he FUCKS THEM INTO THE MATTRESS and talks about their PUSSY the WHOLE time
And both make me want to throw up in my mouth and momentarily wish I had the power to arbitrarily ban ppl from posting on the internet
#his tag on ao3 is truly a desolate fucking wasteland of the most radioactive garbage I have ever laid eyes on#like ???????#okay given his character I GUESS I understand why ppl are so obsessed with writing more ‘’’’taboo’’’’ stuff with him#but like. number one you could do it in a lot more interesting or tasteful way lol#and number two#half the time???? you aren’t even using canon verse or exploring his actual character??????#they’re just using him for some annoyingly horrendous poorly written sa fantasy in the shittiest AU imaginable#like what is the point#I GET IT you just wanna fuck an older man with a whack power dynamic#stop making it MY PROBLEM#stop putting it IN FRONT OF MY EYEBALLS#no matter how I try to filter I can’t fucking escape this shit 😭😭😭😭#like sorry idk I think he’s interesting because of his actual personality and abilities and history and relationship to canon#not because you can use him as a stand in for every poorly written edgy male booktok love interest#uuuggggghhhhhhhh#can I please just find some good canon verse fics#maybe with some sukume to explore that relationship#or theories about his past#or his relationship to megumi or yuuji that is NOT from the lens of him wanting to break their cervix idk#kaz rambles
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i need more rhino heirloom art
#why does rhino look so good#original skin and heirloom skin#excal is cute but rhino is strong and big and can break me in half-#i know i will study about how to draw good abs specifically because i wanna fucking strip him#i know i did that before with that smol sevagoth one but thats just. not good#i would call that piece garbage tbh i love the rest of art i made for rhino heirloom but not that#maybe its because those were my first few attempts on drawing rhino heirloom#as for the valentine one? and the sevagoth prime plush one? amd today's rhino?#i am drooling over my own art#oh my fucking god i nailed those so much i WANT those rhinos#its so fucking contradictory that its hilarious and also kinda sad#like i literally fucking drew them. and i myself am going crazy over them. what the fuck is going on#i cant even wish i can see more of them like when i see people drawing characters i love#because its literally me. i have to do that#its a fucking curse#i wanna drool over rhino drawings but i dont wanna draw that. its tiresome#but to my utter surprise theres much much fewer people drawing him than i expected before the skin release#like. are you seeing this??? do you see how majestic he is???? dont you wanna draw him?????#apparently not that much people answer yes so i have to draw him myself. fuck#i really wish someone feels me#okay now i kinda feel why people like using gen ai so much#still shit btw. theres no value in the drawing even if that thing actually spits out rhino heirloom art#theres no passion in there#also if i use that it basically proves that i dont even have the ability to create the things i want and that makes me extremely mad#why am i talk about ai now#oh yeah not enough rhino heirloom art#sob#anyways probably still gonna draw rhino heirloom despite of everything i said#its not like if people starting drawing him they are drawing the rhino heirloom i perceived
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Thinking about my Artificer / Gourmand divorce post and wanted to draw the pups more. Also thought about names for them
One sets things on fire and one can craft things. Together they blow things up
I guess they come back after dying and make their way back to Gourmand eventually because they can't find Artificer (who assumes they are totally dead and is currently commiting karma 1 against the scav population)
#rain world#slugcat#artificer's pups#flambo art#divorce leads children to the worst places (that place is garbage wastes)#sorry that stupid 'im _ and im _ the _ brothers' meme has been stuck in my head for a while#i think a coop rain world campaign were your abilities directly worked with the other player's would be pretty cool
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Feel like I’m blogging for no one rn
#I know it’s bc being sick lessens my ability to self regulate#but I just feel like garbage in so many ways#and once again worried that people hate me
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Pro tip to all you psych majors out there: don’t. You can’t do shit with an undergrad degree in psych. It only preps you to get a graduate degree in psych. And a graduate degree in psych only helps you to be miserable and poor for the rest of your life.
#we’re in the hating our career and life choices portion of the evening#it’s been three months they still can’t give me full time work and their response is telling me to agree to work more evenings#and to agree to bounce around multiple locations#the career where you talk to people about boundaries and routine: have you considered having no boundaries or routine? :)#we could fill your schedule better if you agreed to have no boundaries or routine :)#if I could do it all over I’d have made myself get over my gore issues and just become a vet like I wanted as a kid#the mental health field is not worth it#the pay is garbage no matter where you go#and your ability to enact change is very minimal#and they want you to give up whatever semblance of life you have#it is NOT worth it kids#I’m going to go back to crying about having to take even more money from my dwindling savings account to pay for a plumber#Tales from the Ditch
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i wish TME gave me a LITTLE bit more of a dalish perspective if only bc i am DESPERATE to know if the herbs felassan uses to Dream are something the average dalish keeper would know of/be able to use or not.
#“ ━━ ❧ ⧼ OOC ⧽ ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ the garbage compactor speaks#//this is Partially for self-indulgent reasons#//but mostly bc i'm thinking abt the arlathvhens#//how do they know Where to meet#//ghilly wouldn't have implanted the halla with the ability or inclination to lead the People together every 10 years#//she wouldn't have had any reason to#//but the idea of Keepers being able to send each other messages in the Beyond... compelling#//perhaps the herbs are very rare; to explain why they don't utilize them more often
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Just realised i never posted an ut au i've had for a couple years called voyagetale and its ex whore, now boy fail (Voyage) sans


it's b-plot is crazyyyyyy 😔😔💥💥💸💸💸💸
And also old ass art to better explain the dynamic/ plot ( you can tell it's old since it doesn't stun grenade you when you look at it )




#MASK GUYS NOT CHARA. HE'S A IMAGINERY TORMENTOR VOYAGE MADE UP TO EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS WHO TAKES INSPO FROM CHARA AND FLOWEY!!!!!!!#SO SHH#my art#utmv oc#utmv au#oc garbage#this man will run up to you holding a bloody knife and covered in dust and start crying about how they think he's a “murderer” and “evil”#sorry abt all the oc stuff lately it's a default when im burnt out#he will go into a blind rage where he just kicks the shit out of things and then say hes refrormed and not that toxic person anymore#bros ability to make himself the victim is more powerful than killers ability to be gay
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Nothing more I'd like to do right now more than hang out in a nice backyard with my dog running around while I stretch out in a shady spot and smoke a joint and feel the breeze and dappled sunlight on my skin.
#please i need somewhere safe to exist outside#unfortunately i have no safe yard to occupy#the only friend that lives nearby with a yard has a nasty habit of waiting until I'm several joints deep#before bringing up difficult conversation topics where he doesn't actually listen to my point of view anyway#and then those conversations leave me feeling angry and frustrated at my own ability to communicate things in a way that he understands#and also sometimes leaving me feeling like a piece of shit for even being friends with someone with such garbage opinions#soooooo yeah not really all the relaxing in the long run#life of faye
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