#such a fucking mood btw

[youngpettyqueen]

In the Cards is a fantastic episode just for the 1 - 2 combo of 1) Julian without hesitation declaring his childhood teddy bear would be the one thing that would make him happy right now and agreeing to get Jake and Nog what they want if they get him Kukalaka and 2) the reveal that Leeta fucking stole it and has been sleeping with it

[okthatsgreat]

dont like that

[sinnabee]

INGREDIENTS:

2 cups evil boredom

3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)

1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)

1/3 cup brainrot

*1/2 cup distilled back pain

**(un)diagnosed mental illness

*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)

**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)

INSTRUCTIONS:

First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.

Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.

Add in your pain of choice and mix well.

Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)

Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)

Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.

Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)

Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.

Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.

Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!

[beanghostprincess]

Luffy not knowing about Zoro promising Sanji to kill him if he ever ends up losing himself makes me go feral because that's something they can only know about. Because Zoro's respect for life and death goes beyond anything, and Sanji knows he understands. Sanji knows that if somebody has to kill him, it's him.

And I don't even think it's because Sanji assumes Zoro's opinion of him is hatred and it would hurt less for him to do this, but because Sanji knows only Zoro would be able to treat the promise as it is. Because he would put Sanji's wishes before any feelings he has for him. It's not that Zoro doesn't care, but I think he respects people's ideals and decisions to the extent of being able to kill Sanji if he so desires.

That being said, he'd do it if there's no other way to fix it. If it's either dying or living as an emotionless machine, which is the same as dying for Sanji, Zoro would fulfill his promise. And there is just... Something about Luffy not knowing. Their captain. The man they're devoted to the most as if he were their God. Luffy doesn't know. It's something only the captain's wings are aware of and the thought of these two keeping this from Luffy until the end is just insane. Not even trying to make it romantic here, but the bond and respect these two have for each other is crazy.

Maybe it's the poetry of it all, too. Somebody like Zoro, who has looked at Death in her face multiple times and said "no", ending Sanji's life, who wants to give in to death to not experience a fate worse than death for him.

[lunarharp]

if i just told you i love you would this world change

[arschbiene]

I kinda HC G/ermany as sensitive, rigid and troubled and G/ermania as a bit traditional, abrasive and macho but a very functional adult, a man who can take care of himself and others and doesn't radiate the insecurity and anger that G/ermany can so I think he would just be Very Concerned and look at P/russia, A/ustria and others and be like how did you ruin a perfectly good monkey

but on an aside i think G/ermania would be obsessed at how much they look alike and for his pride and vanity, want to take a lot of selfies with g/ermany and be like look how handsome the boy is, he takes after me and go to as many people as possible for confirmation of the fact that both of them are handsome, strong men

oh man i never share The SCRIPT but fine jsut for you anon

Thank you so much, it always makes me so happy when hetalia fans tell me things like this ;u; we grew up together!! I'll always be back or be here to some extent, I'm old faithful and this fandom is a comfort to me

[fairylando]

i really do admire how lando tries to not give a fuck (that 'whatever' really saddened me so much) but he actually does, and a lot.

guy doesn't even want anything absurd, he just wants the support of his team for the last fucking 4 races but no... let's just get humiliated for one point on international tv💀.

they're really stretching him thin — and i mean it in a emotional and mental wellbeing way. he is obviously inherently selfless and quite literally does not hold self-esteem, but in the last year we've seen him trying to be more sure of himself and trying to be selfish for once. the moment he does that though, he gets accused of being the spawn of satan. and then the team does everything in the world to make it harder for him.

so i really do admire him, because i literally would PERSONALLY leave the sport after this one season.

he's so much stronger than i am.

[cheatingtime]

[salt-n-salt]

I am jumping on the farmer train - ahoy, homewrecker be upon ye : this just in, local whimsical artist steals traumatized war veteran. ( Kent snatched her soul and she just dealt with it. ) She experiences large amounts of whimsy, perhaps even jubilation. She's a silly happy little thing who has no fucking clue how to use a shovel or an axe but does her BEST.

FINALLY !!! A KENT KISSER !!!!!! EVERYONE STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF HOMEWRECKERS!!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[revenantghost]

Sometimes I think about how Nightow said something like (and I'm paraphrasing here) Vash only stays "Vash the Stampede" at the end of Trimax and continues to play that role simply because he doesn't know what to do

[charlieconwayy]

the stages of saying  — “i love you” (insp.)

[3416]

another narrative that needs to die is that mitch doesn't shoot enough. like that man picks his spots and sinks them so often...... he's good for 25 goals minimum and always on a 30+ goal pace season in and out. do you really want to waste mitch marner puck possession with him flinging them at the neck hoping for something instead of trying to see what he can set up. like 2 split second screenshots where he maybe should have shot pucks (or where you don't see that the passes were NOT in his wheelhouse for him to get it off his stick quick enough) don't define his play at all. like last night the passing lane disappeared so you know what he did? picked his shot and it went in, lmfao.

[lead-acetate]

Quin: *learns that Obi-Wan slept with Jango*

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Quin: now? really?

Quin: what is it about Mandalorians?

Obi-Wan: fuck off, Quin

[fast forward to the point Quin realises re's in love with Fox]

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: so

Quin: *glares*

Obi-Wan: *crosses hir arms with self-satisfaction*

Obi-Wan: what is it about those Mandalorians, I wonder?

Quin: *flips hir off*

(this is actually a pretty accurate re-telling of young man came from hunting, come to think of it)

[beanghostprincess]

Sanuso College AU but Sanji is still with his shitty family and studying something he hates (like, economy or business studies or shit like that) and Usopp does something like robotics or engineering but despite liking that field he wishes he could do something more... Art related. So they're both stuck with things they aren't that passionate about and rethinking their futures and they end up meeting on campus because they won't stop skipping classes and one thing leads to another and they're now hanging out every day not giving a fuck about failing as long as they spend their time cooking and drawing together

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

RvB ocs range from npc absolutely no one in canon ever interacts with directly but they’re present and dealing with canon shenanigans to the most bizarre in your face, canon breaking, blue team levels of alien and/or ai fuckery and both brands of this are equally important and beloved and i love that for us

[midnightmindcave]

we learned that the cat we adopted a couple of years ago was the ‘cool babysitting uncle’ of his colony so we finally got him a kitten