I have been chronically offline these past few months due to a very busy life. But my final day of 2022 has included my being robbed (at work, no less), so if I have any followers out there:
I would love to receive pics and links if anything you'd like to share. Pets, art, music.
I miss this hellsite, but I don't think my life is going to get any less busy from here on out.
What do you get? A signed paperback copy of Such Exquisite Calamity book 1, a book about the love between a broken boy whose mother abandoned him at age six, and a girl who could kick even a grown man's ass despite being extremely short, with the added element of supernatural abilities and enemies who want them dead, and a pair of Such Exquisite Calamity book earrings! The earrings are literally the front and back cover!!!
How to enter: Draw Such Exquisite Calamity's cover in your own unique art style, and I will pick my favourite piece to win the grand prize, PLUS two runner-ups who will win a handmade wire-wrapped quartz necklace each, the colours chosen at random.
Send your entries to:
@sydnie_r_beaupre on Instagram
[email protected] for email entries
@AuthorSydnieB on Twitter (or X as it's now known)
Author Sydnie Beaupré on Facebook (my personal page)
OR reply to this post/DM me here your artwork
You may enter on behalf of somebody else, as long as you do the artwork yourself and it isn't AI. Digital art is perfectly acceptable and is encouraged. Abstract art is also encouraged, as long as you keep to the cover's theme.
Synopsis:
Spencer and Cayden have always known that they were different from each of their parents, but when Spencer saves Cayden from a stab wound using only her tears and sheer willpower, they find out exactly what they are: the only two of their kind, born under a prophecy. Not Caster, not Familiar, but an impossible combination of both known as The Two, or The Lovers. Stumbling through the new world of Casters, Familiars and Demigods together proves dangerous for the pair, and unwanted enemies arise as emotions between them become more and more complicated. Will Cayden and Spencer be able to find themselves amidst the chaos? Or will they succumb to the power of those trying to stop them?
There's a lot going on. I don't know where to start.
Impulsivity, emotional dysregulation, hyperfixating, distractibility, infodumping (related to excessive talking), hyperactivity (present mostly throughout excessive talking(throughout the show, ever since his introduction actually, he's been said to blabber and talk a LOT, for longer periods of times)), sensitivity to surroundings (sensory issues?)(Specifically to noise), are all traits he presents throughout the whole show.
reading the profiles of students in one of my schools' Activist Programs™️ and some of these...... are you not embarrassed. "im gay, [insert ethnic minority of choice], second gen, neurodivergent, native new yorker, [further identities]" like. that means nothing to me. What Do You Do. even worse when its like "...and i did an internship at [major corporation's obligatory "social justice" foundation]" so unserious
"hey boss i know this past clown week (highlight redux) has made it seem like im truly insane for clowns and that’s because i AM i LOVE those jingly lil joyboys so COMPLETELY deadass seriously 100% and boss i hope ur followers like clowns a lil more too bc they’re FUN ! also here’s a video of me getting very genuinely bigtime upset that one of my fav clowny blorbos lost out in the tumblr clown poll. i talked about this incident for three full days "
Still have a few projects to go through in queue, but then after those I want to take a break and focus on my own projects for the summer 🧡 Thanks everyone!
hello I'm the one that submitted my pet goose Brenda, mostly as a joke but if you do want to put him in I can send you a very pretty picture of him for the competition lol, no pressure obv i just saw an opportunity and thought it'd be fun to submit him specifically
100% I am considering his species as an entry since other bird polls have included domestic chickens. If I do, I would love to have Brenda as the poster child.
Mercado Libre has what's perhaps the worst app in the business, which is really embarrassing considering its size, and also just godawful customer service. I would prefer not to switch to amazon if I could help it, but goddamn.
Condolences on being so fucking stupid you’d go to the trouble of writing an entire essay, complete with edited screenshots, that makes virtually no sense. Go back to school and practice your reading comprehension
Cope ♥️🫶😌 If an essay, that is complete with photos, doesn’t make sense to you I have some news for you about what reading comprehension means.
It’s super thrilling putting this review together outside. After desperately orgasming for Kat and rushing out, I find myself drooling over her sweet tits and getting awkwardly hard in a train. Obviously, anyone looking over my shoulder and seeing her sexy pictures would know that nothing good is being said about her.
At just 20, she has released so many pics of herself for boys to get hard to. If she was my classmate, I’d have a hard time concentrating in class. Lingerie pics, bikini posts, you name the thirst trap, she’s got it.
Kat looks particularly hot in bikinis because for her slender frame, a good bikini top truly draws your gaze to her real talent: her tits.
Obviously, I’m not the first guy to have jerked off to this slutty bikini goddess and let’s hope those tits are only getting bigger in the months and years to come.
Do you want Kat to become the MOST DESIRED GIRL on SGBR? The cum target with the most REBLOGS gets to attain the coveted title!