#stupid shit like this makes me giggle

[vincentmatthews]

Kerry would own a trampoline. The idea of him getting high and drunk, stumbling up on the trampoline, trying to walk to the middle to start jumping yet he keeps tumbling over himself. He's found one morning, passed out, half naked on it after one of his parties. He'd say it's to build up his cardio, work on his knees and balance. But honestly, the old man just likes jumping around on it because he's a big kid at heart. 🥺💕

V's never seen a trampoline. He sees the net around it and automatically assumes it's some weird boxing ring. {Kerry needs the net, or he would've fallen far too many times off of it.}

Kerry makes V get on it one day. And V absolutely HATES it. He hates the lack of balance he has when on it. The overwhelming urge to jump. And Kerry jumping on it with him. He fell on his ass a lot, and kept asking to be let out xD

God forbid, Kerry get him a bouncy house. It takes a while for V to like and understand it. Once he gets the hang of it, Kerry can never get him off of it.

[caycanteven]

shakes rapidly

...c'mere pap lovers, I brought you food~! /j

(I will make headcannons for the Papy's soon I promise)

Big love to the creators of Swapfell and Fellswap 🫶

[somdxr]

wanted to wait a little before i posted this but. oh well

[scrollonso]

this is pissing me off bc bez looks so good in this picture but ALL I CAN SEE IS MY EX BOYFRIEND.

its really just the hair but i actually am tweaking rn.

[katasstrophy]

okay but what if the only reason rin and sae are (forced against their will) to be (somewhat) civil with each other in their adult years is because their gfs are ride or die besties that would rather leave their (petty) asses than compromise their friendship

[1970killer]

My ugly fuckin Fursona or whatever it was when I had when I was 12 or shit

It looks like an old man ❤️❤️❤️🦶❤️❤️❤️

WINSTON LORE!?!?!?

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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[demoralizedreprobate]

like medium funny but also all I can think about when I see them in the same room

[leafy-m]

My stupid story is 20k now how I do make it stop 😵

[darby-rowe]

im gonna pee myself

[vincentmatthews]

Kerry has Kenergy.

That is all.

[persy-r-bozo]

I rememberd at one point

I thought it would be really funny if Roy's voice was Vocoded. Simply beacuse ducks voice was auto tuned and i thought it would be funny if the main antagonist sounded like a broken electronic keyboard.

Like this-

[mainfaggot]

just watched challengers at the cinema w my little sister. it was so intense wtf

[nastyatticman]

I think the people who take time out of their days to make posts about how x reader fanfics are not ~relatable~ to them personally should just write their own

[sw-trashship]

STUPID ASS FOX I LOVE HIIIIMMMM

[katyspersonal]

Speaking of the event if mirror in the Hunter’s Dream got connected to Nightmare of Mensis (since Mico can travel through mirrors), some fun ideas:

- Micolash takes the Doll for a walk in the Nightmare and she is worried that nobody will aid the Hunter meanwhile, Micolash assures her he left a replacement, but actually he just sent Edgar in the Dream. Edgar simply scolds the Hunter for 'being stupid’ all the time and forcibly spends their Blood Echoes into Intellect even though there is no such fucking stat in Bloodborne

- Micolash can’t turn around for even a second because once he leaves Doll unattended she like, makes a tea party with his corpse dolls, starts organising the books scattered on the floor, bathes crow-dogs and dog-crows, etc

- Doll picks up a bunch of those creepy eyeballs with spider legs and brings them into Dream as new pets. They instantly occupy the room. Gehrman is too dead inside to show much reaction, but deep down he is MORE dead now.

- Gehrman and Micolash probably exchange the books as they run out of things to read, like I pointed out before

- Micolash, however, tries to get Pearl Slugs from Messengers as he misses having the phantasm slugs around and wants them to hatch and crawl all over his Nightmare, but Messengers only listen to the Hunters. Edgar helps him out by pulling Messengers out of the bath and shaking them, so god knows how many items/weapons/clothes fall from their nonexistent pockets, including the slug eggs.

- Hunter’s Dream ‘economic’ is completely ruined

- Doll can sense a lot of Blood Echoes sticking to Micolash from how many people he killed and offers to transform them, because of their raw amount Micolash becomes so strong he is now buff as fuck and even when he uses tentacles they’re also muscular and jacked af

- Everyone’s fucking doomed idk

[n-agiz]

atp idk if i'm being delusional or just ignoring what's right in front of me 😭😭