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#šÆšÆ#scream 1996#stu macher#stupid shit i made#NO WAY SIDNEYS DAD KIDNAPPED AT 3AM GONE WEONG NOT CLICKBAIT
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I updated my random X-Files Episode Generator website! Now you can click on the episode links and it will take you to the x-files wiki for more detailed episode information. I also made the charts different colors. You want random x-files episodes no...?
#txf#the x files#x files#the x files random episode generator#episode generator#random episode#random episode generator#stupid shit i made#idk#enjoy?#dana scully#fox mulder#thexfiles
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Who let me in this fandom šš
#love & deepspace#love and deepspace rafayel#love and deepspace memes#stupid shit i made#literally the first thing I thought of š#send help#lads rafayel#lads
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set of maps for my campaign! im a bit new to this (and have terrible mapmaking skills rn) but here it is anyway
my players were in a colosseum and i asked them if there was anything specific they wanted to fight and one suggested a 4-stage fight with elementals so here we are
fire: fire elemental in the center shielded by the 4 braziers raining down hell while players destroy its defense
water: water elemental stirring up the nearby water to suck in and trap players, dealing continuous damage
earth: earth elemental burrowing in and out of the ground, slowly animating the gargoyles throughout the room, gets knocked out of the ground and prone for 1 round after it is bloodied (to give the players something to work with) the crystals littered about are also electrically charged for more fun
air: air elemental trying to shove the players off the side of the platform (this time suspended high above the ground), players that fall are brought back on after taking a ton of damage. platform shakes violently as they damage the air elemental, potentially knocking them prone. (map looks basic but i cant adjust elements in the fight so the wind patterns are a separate thing)
idk what im doing really, im not great at this. any tips are greatly appreciated
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put your hand on my heart
#solavellan#solas x lavellan#made myself a new desktop background huehueheueu the large version is....i like it.#oh you thought i only posted memes and stupid shit?#buckle up bitches i am always cookin at least 3 very tender solavellan pieces at all times in the back#welllllcome to maiiii kichennn#pina art#veilguard spoilers
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#āok i'll apologizeā ābro it's not that serious.ā#āyou're right it's not that seriousā āwhy won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!ā#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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[Monster Hunter] teehee guess who got attached to her hunter instantly
#i love her and her stupid cat very dearly <3#praying that the finished game is more optimized bc this game made my rx 6800 shit itself lmao#pls be kind to me this is my first mh game#mhwilds#monster hunter#monster hunter wilds#art#oc#crowberri.png#crowberri.oc#raiya
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DATV explaining the 'Regret Prison'
A REGRET PRISON IS STUPID AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING THAT ITS NOT
TL;DR: a prison can serve as a metaphor but it shouldn't be entirely comprised of a metaphor.
From what I understood from what the game gave us: Solas has made a new prison to move the God's too - since bringing down the veil would free them from the Black City. This new prison is separate(?) from the fade or so far removed/contained that bringing down the veil would not compromise it...apparently. We interrupt his ritual, Solas gets sucked into the new prison he made, and the elven gods are free.
When Rook gets kicked into the fade they're physically there - which means it's a physical place in the fade, like how it was a mixture of physical/thought when we entered it in DAI. Which makes sense - the gods are real and living beings, they need to be in a place, there must be some aspect of physicality to it.
Alright, cool, it's a Black City 2.0 - I assume it's better defended to prevent people breaking in/out again?
NOPE.
We get there and it's a 'regret prison'?? It's tied to the regrets of those within it? Composed of regrets??? Solas had to wait for the right moment for Rook to be sufficiently 'full of regret' that they could switch places?
So is the prison tied to Solas's regrets? If so, how can Rook escape? The prison seems to work around the idea that it relies on the regrets of the person it's holding to work - which is how/why Rook was able to be trapped and later free themselves (along with whatever remains of the team apparently being able to do something on their end, not that we hear about it).
WHICH IS STUPID!
Are you telling me the prison intended to hold to megalomaniac elven gods was going to imprison them based on their own regrets? Is Solas assuming that Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain are as self-pitying as he is? They'd break out quicker than Rook did! He made a time out corner for the elven gods to sit in and gave them an out if they reflected on their emotions/regrets or decided that they don't regret what they did. Elgar'nan, a spirit of tyranny, is not going to 'regret' his actions - he is going to justify them by telling himself and others that he knows what's best.
We can come across some of Solas's regrets in the prison if you run around a bit and explore:
Remnant of Failure - talking about the orb from Inquisition.
Remnant of Parting - talking about Mythal
Remnant of Reflection - more vague, talking about the Titans I believe.
So maybe he altered it - maybe he intended the prison to be 'locked' with his own regrets because after a millennia of having a pity party he still can't bring himself to self-reflect and look to the future. But what if Solas died? Or if his guilt lessened - would it diminish the strength of the regret prison?
We already have pre-established lore (though DATV has shown they don't really give a crap tbh) that once the being that has claimed/altered an area of the fade is slain, it's influence diminishes both in and outside of the fade. So if the prison was tied to his regrets then it would require Solas to basically live forever to keep it stable - especially if he brought down the veil and removed the one barrier that kept the world and the fade apart.
Rook and Solas needed some assistance to exit - but it doesn't seem like it was much! Solas used his dagger and Rook just...got out through a fade tear? This is Solas's 'more secure' second prison? It has a worse track record than the Black City! If Rook - who is not an elven god - managed to escape the regret prison what is to stop anyone else from breaking in and out of the prison?
And what did Solas intend to do with the blight - the bulk of which is apparently in the black city?? If bringing down the Veil would free the gods in the black city doesn't that mean that the blight would also be released?! Did he have a plan? Why does he go fully ahead with bringing down the veil at the end if the black city is still there and filled with blight?!
I get it: the 'regret prison' is a metaphor for how Solas holds onto the past and how Rook can move past their regrets and grow. He's trapped by the past - it's a prison. Cool. But this prison is supposed to by a physical place to contain the gods - not just to solely contain Solas. The mission is literally called 'A Cage for Gods'.
The Black City is an actual place that's so far out of reach of anywhere else in the fade that no mage can ever reach it while in dreams - let alone physically, which was only done once and took tremendous effort/blood sacrifices. It made sense - it was cool to see floating in the sky in DAO!
Though it's not said specifically, it's strongly implied that Arlathan is the Black City. You can see in the concept art that floating elven city is exactly the same as the black city in DAO! It's this foreboding thing just lurking in the sky - a constant reminder of the sin that led to the horrors of the blights and darkspawn. A real place with lore and history that also serves as a metaphor for the hubris and destruction of those who call themselves gods and act as tyrants -> for both the evanuris and the magisters.
I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THIS BIOWARE!
WHAT IS THIS KINGDOM HEARTS NONSENSE???!!
#we'll need Mickey and Donald to break us out of this one#this screams 'this sounds so cool lets put it in' and not 'how can we do something cool that works with the world we've established'#āit's metaphorical-ā it can be metaphorical and make sense!!!#trying to invoke 'emotion' with that black and white tone and only succeeded in getting me to feel pure confusion and rage#THE FADE IS GREEN TINTED - THE LAST GAME WAS LITERALLY COLOUR THEMED AFTER IT#i'm passionate about the fade being green the same way i'm passionate about Aurora's dress being blue and Cinderella's being silver#solas's more secure second prison literally has a worse track record than the black city - why is he so dumb???#I regretted no choices in datv besides the decision to actually play this game lmao#if the game actually acknowledged that Rook's actions led to thousands of people dying maybe I'd feel something in the regret prison#no mention of treviso/ minrathous/ or southern thedas??#the team all knew the risks of what they were doing! they volunteered/made their own choices - ME2 did this so much better#played as an elf so I didn't even feel bad when Harding died because of the weird elf specific dialogue she had#I'm not sorry for the titans/what Solas did - I wasn't even there! Doesn't justify the shit that happened to the elves after either!#this game made me apathetic to LACE HARDING and i loved her in Inquisition#i'm sorry but I had more regret for choosing to speak mean to Merrill once than anything I did in this game#currently writing about the magisters sidereal in my lore post and I needed to blurt this out because its so stupid#typed out the word 'regret' so much is has no meaning in my head anymore lmao#datv critical#datv spoilers#bioware critical#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard critical
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Puzzleshipping: "You gave me your heart, you know..." [Insp.]
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#rts super duper appreciated on this one because. holy shit#this took me more than two weeks and i need other people to stare at it with me#it was so fun to do tho#a lot of work but i learned some fun tricks with gimp and stuff#and im like stupid fucking proud of this i wont even lie#im really glad i decided to try this trend because this is by far the best edit ive ever made#i wanna make more like this style i just need to find the right audios for it#i dont want to do dangerously yours audios all the time yknow?#but this was good for puzzle#ok ill shut up now#puzzleshipping#yugi mutou#yugi muto#atem#yami yugi#yugioh#ygo#my edits#devo speaks
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Iāve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorinās suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also canāt deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc heās lucky not bc heās actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like āfuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh godā#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc heās just not wired that way and heās just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isnāt just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves donāt know shit abt hobbits#and itās not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either heās just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesnāt have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and heās just ā?? okā#theyāre both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally itās fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like āyou ok??ā#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so itās double the entertainment
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Bernard Dowd is approximately 15 years old, has just had his allowance cut off, was fired from his job, and is 99% sure that both his best friends are somehow involved in the mob.
(I mean he wasnāt entirely wrong on either front but hey ho, no use dwelling on it)
All this means is that he has no money and no good way to spend his free time as Tim and Darla are always āBusyā
So when he hears of an up and coming crime lord just desperate for new recruits, he jumps on it!
(Guys I swear heās a good person most of the time, heās also a teenager who is rude or die and if his besties are involved in the mob whoās to say he shouldnāt be?)
Jason Todd (who was really only mildly desperate for new recruits, thank you very much) takes one look at clearly a child Bernard and immediately turns him down.
Bernard does what everyone else in his generation did and just ignores him and starts following him around everywhere.
Hey! Atleast he doesnāt have a camera and isnāt in a cape!
Jason falls victim to the same thing that Bruce did and realises that Bernard will continue doing what he wants and the only thing he can do is either help him or break his legs. Unfortunately he has a policy against hurting kids, even bitchy annoying ones with stupid sunglasses.
Several years go by,
He no longer has those friends, he doesnāt speak with his parents, and heās about to enter college. He really doesnāt have time to be one of Hoodās merry men anymore.
He quits the life of crime, accepts his last pay check, and gets given a personal number from his boss.
(Of course they arenāt friends, donāt be silly! Jason is glad to see the stupid kid gone, gone off to civilian life where heāll never see him again!ā¦)
Bernard starts college, a dual major in Medicine and Cookery cause he hates himself, and almost immediately joins a cult!
ā¦Should he have stayed with the Crime Lord?
Probably! ANYWAY-
Another year or so passes, he leaves the cult, starts dating Timothy Drake-Wayne, eventually finds out his boyfriend is Robin, yadayadayada boringggg
Bernard is at Wayne Manor one day when he hears a voice he never thought heād hear again.
And then itās like that spider man meme idk, I canāt write guys Iām so sorry
#darla aquista#tim drake#bernard dowd#jason todd#red hood#timbin#non canon#sooooo non canon#dc stands for disregard canon#never seen anything more stupid#I made this for me and only me#dc#dcu#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#timbern#timber#Bernard is that one John Mullaney thing#I am very smallā¦#and I have no moneyā¦#so you can imagine the kind of pressure that I am under!#I hate having to chose between him being and EMT or a Chef so I decided on both#cause I hate him <3#āI went to College-for the whole time! Holy shit right!ā
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the original "Hawk Tuah" was in It's a Very Merry Muppet's Christmas Movie.
spit on that frog šø
#the muppets#shit post#hawk tuah#muppets Christmas#hawk tuah girl#I was watching this last night with my kids & I fucking died when he made the sound#frogs#kermit the frog#frogposting#memes#this is stupid#shitpost#dumb shit#tiger speaks#text post
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#stupid shit i made#poang pals#poangpals#txf#the x files#x files#dana scully#fox mulder#msr#gillian anderson#david duchovny#zebra cakes
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Made some memes of Kellen graves Rowan Blood series bc i enjoyed it so much lol
#Rowan blood series#kellen graves#prince of the sorrows#lord of silver ashes#herald of the witches mark#haha funny#stupid shit I made#prince of the sorrows memes
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Liushen is probably my favorite ship in svsss (right after Tianlang-jun x his hot wife + an ao3 account). But if I'm being honest with myself, while their feelings for each other are decently plausible in canon, the chances of them ever getting together even if Luo Binghe wasn't in the picture would be close to zero. Why? Because they are both so oblivious and in denial about everything I can only imagine their courtship looking like this:
#i love them so much but they'd need a platinum level scenario pusher to get this shit rolling#even then it'll take centuries#āmaybe i can be romantically attracted to peopleā#and āmaybe i can be gay even if it isn't for the plotā#are slow journeys made even slower by them being stupid#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#liushen
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is your bong alright???
#art#mcr mikey#mikey way#mcr gerard#gerard way#my chemical romance#my chem#my chem romance#mcr fanart#mcr#mcr art#I'm super late I have no idea when Frank went in the thing#mcr memes#shitpost#mcr shitpost#fanart#stupid ass shit#I made this when my iPad was at like 4 percent
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