#stupid birds

[itachanta]

Vash the (stupid babygirl) Stampede

[nerdykorgi]

Biblically accurate Flapjack lol

(im trying to work with different textures and tried to make his wood form like an actual wood carving but looks a little wonky)

[kitar1o]

daycare !!!! stupid baby bird au by vale mambodork go chekc that out

[hinata-boke]

context:

i love having mismatched merch for characters, like here's kuroo tetsurou (18) high school volleyball player and his good friend bokuto koutarou (18) high school volleyball player

[oh-no-its-bird]

Really stupid au where when they were younger, Kakashi and Obito shared an accidental kiss a lot like Sasuke and Naruto. (Kakashi commits to his mask shortly after but will never not insist it's unrelated)

Years later and Kakashi, trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke ab their own embaressing accidental first kiss, shares his own story

Then, years later when Obito reveals himself on the battlefield, instead of going "woah, another Uchiha!?" when he hears his name, Naruto can't help but point and shout OH MY GOD UR THE GUY WHO KISSED SENSEI!!!!!!!!

Instant dead silence. (Obito wants to die)

Sakura, who never heard the story ab how it was a one time accidental kiss: "omg... sensei's childhood boyfriend went evil on him... this is so fucked up"

Obito is VIOLENTLY thrown off by this turn of events (and also hasn't actually thought ab it in years oh my god that did happen didn't it)

Kakashi, seeing how badly it threw him off, and also the kind of person who plays hard into throwing people off and generally fucking w them to gain an edge, seeing Sakura mumbling ab lovers to enemies and just kinda goes "Yeah Obito I can't believe you'd do this to me I thought we had smthn special."

"Yeah a rivalry????"

"So I was only ever a way for u to get stronger,, figures u were using me,,,"

[Confused Obito car crash noises]

Sakura yells smthn ab him being a deadbeat and how Kakashi can do so much better and Naruto is instantly shouting in agreement as Sasuke stands there like "hn." Which is basically the same thing for him

Kakashi just starts straight up lying actually

"What about all those picnics we went on... watching the sun set over konoha..."

"Are you talking about when Minato said we weren't allowed to come back inside till we stopped arguing and ate on opposite ends of the roof bc we couldn't even look at eachother without yelling???"

"It was so romantic."

Obito, starting to actually doubt himself, "was that a date????"

(It was not.)

"You died in my arms..."

"I died under a rock"

"We literally got eye married" (not a thing, he just made this up 3 seconds ago)

"We got WHAT" (no one can prove him wrong tho bc no surviving Uchiha knows that much ab their clans marriage traditions)

"Oh my god sensei's husband is a deadbeat" - sakura, horrified (and maybe a little delighted)

"Figures." -Sasuke, who's been in proximity w Obito for some time now and absoloutley believes every word ab this topic Kakashi is saying

"Woah. This is almost as bad as the fact he murdered my parents when I was a baby dattebayo" - Naruto who's priorities are NOT what they should be

"Ok. I wouldn't go that far." - Sasuke, who's priorities are also fucked but not THAT fucked, oh my god Naruto

"No, no he's right. We should kill him even harder for this" - Sakura, who doesn't actually agree but wants an excuse for more juicy sensei love drama (and also wants to see Obito beaten to death anyways)

[jakdaw]

may the gods protect you, small and ridiculous creature

[kokroact]

dead ass 🤓🤓‼️‼️‼️‼️

[crowatyourwindow]

throwback to when me and my friend found a white bird while walking and I kept on thinking about how it was literally Nikolai

[fictionalfish]

birds are so dumb like even the smart ones imagine being smart and looking like frickening bird

[eaissilyy]

Their gossip session is either about planning to kill you or just making fun of you falling to your death. (especially when you're fighting Margit and fell off a cliff. Just As Planned.) There is no in between.

(CALL ME A TRUE BELIEVER IN OMEN TWINS GOSSIP SESSION. THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER BUT IK THEY CANNOT STOP YAPPING WHEN THEY MEET. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. I NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM YAPPING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.) hello back to normal bark bark.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[tyrianludaship]

When i'm getting mischaracterized in the "x reader" fic:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[dailyhmsw]

loop 120

[buzzingroyalty]

im so pissed off at that episode ending bc why the FUCK didnt he just

[oh-no-its-bird]

The real reason Hashi got so many clans to join Konoha is bc the Senju just have the best weed pass it on

"He's so charismatic" no he's just their weed dealer

Why do u think he talks ab peace and love all the time

Senju weed empire I'm gonna fucking cry actually

Ok but you know how people have pointed out before that the Senju are noticeably better equipped with armor and stuff than the Uchiha, and how that + some other background crumbs implies they're a lot better off financially?

It's the fucking weed money

The secret senju weed empire money

Tobirama is that one guy who's like, CONCERNINGLY functional while high, to the point you can't even tell when he is (bc he is all the time)

Where did u think he got the idea for breaking time and space and raising the dead n shit from .