#stupid au ideas

[rinwellisathing]

Modern AU where Gortash is Raphael's adopted kid and Raphael is the most annoying, dramatic, embarrassing parent and one year he and Haarlep get really into binging Breaking Bad and he forces Gortash to be Jesse for him....also Raphael doesn't understand chemistry and Enver does and that makes it even more annoying for him.

[wonderlands-ass]

I am revolted at how little love there is for my bitch Boyz Ivan, al and Napoleon outside of fanfics of al and Napoleon fucking and Ivan just not existing.

Let them be a stupid family with kah >:c

Anyhow I've been mind parasited with a new natm AU.

I present to you, haunted mansion au.

Idea:

Larry has gotten a letter saying someone from his family line has passed a really long time ago but they just recently found there last wishes thingy, in it it stats that an immediate are will receive the deed to their mansion.

Larry and Nicky go to this mansion and they're like "whoa this shit old and gross" when they look from the outside.

But like the inside of the house is like pretty strangely decorated with all kinds a stuff from different time periods and shit.

The person who gave them the actual deed to the mansion (Dr McPhee) says that the original owners wanted to turn the building into a museum hotel thing where every room would be a different time period.

Think for instance about a room for Egypt, this is then decorated in the entire style of Egypt. There would be hieroglyphics on the walls and then also actual artifacts on display (cough cough the tablet for instance).

So Larry and Dr McPhee sight a contract to actually get the place cleaned up and renovated so that plan can actually be a thing.

And during that Larry and Nicky decide to sleep and stuff in the building (idk just imagine Larry got evicted or something). But they start to notice sone weird things going on.

For inctence a armor statue in the hall (Lancelot) keeps moving and looking at them.

Certain rooms have some strange problem's with wind, noices and electrical shit.

just the idea that the rooms haunted by specific ghosts also give people in the rooms the issues that the people had when they died, that sounds really weird to say it like that so immagine the cowboy room got issues with leakage (Jed probably drowned at least that's my head Canon of how he died) and People in that room struggle to breathe. That kinda shit.

But yeah that... That's it.

I feel insane ranting this much about something holy shit.

[thesconesyard]

Uh oh. Went to a baseball game today and now my brain is trying to make a baseball au 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Keenser was going to be the manager until hubs said I should have a back up pitcher and there went my ten players ⚾️

[sinshiney]

morning drive confession

[sepezzz]

my forever babygirl

[kamigui]

Say cheese—

Vampire Wally au: @nonomives

[ohposhers]

guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg is really funny to me

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[nshi-ao3]

[littlemoonflowr]

who is this ugly ass

[stiffyck]

"I'm like a weird printer"

[spilycoris]

i take this au very seriously

[semisolidmind]

such a faithful husband (unfortunately for reader)

(it likely wouldn't take long for any potential homewreckers to realize that swk isn't one to be swayed from his beloved wife)

[kitamars]

im not immune to mermay it seems

[kookydoodleky]

Take a bath

Cw suggestive I think… maybe idw

A yes have to mention that they don't have genital and stuff like that just the shape of their bodies.

Why?

Because I wanted to be able to post this on tumblr.

Should I upload the small reference I made of Pomni and Ragatha for this thing?