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alchemistdefective · 8 months

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"Did you know that during ancient times, when a beautiful woman dies, they would let her corpse rot for 3 days in the sun before sending the body to the embalmer? This was to discourage necrophilia."

"Chloe, just eat your brocolli."

#muse: chloe #THIS IS IN EGYPT USUALLY #Stuff no one asked for

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cowardlycowboys · 9 months

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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

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krysmcscience · 16 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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hurristuff · 1 year

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For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this

#that one person was right OCD is NOT fucking de-stigmatized #intrusive thoughts aren't exclusive to OCD though I'm just tagging those because that's how I got on the topic #ocd #actually ocd #intrusive thoughts #in case anyone needs to filter stuff like this ->#all caps #bold text #ask to tag

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valeriapryanikova · 9 months

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This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^#hermitcraft #rendog #vintagebeef #tangotek #i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season #i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna #edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #mcyt #fanart #special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this #(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)

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spielzeugkaiser · 4 months

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Being on the nostalgia train this week really helped stretching my artistic legs again. So here, have some old things and some new! For now I'm done with this.

#naruto #team 7 #kakashi hatake #dai nana han #listen I seldomly think about naruto but when I do it is only with a fix it mindset so there is always time travel involved #this was fun! overpainting old things is always the most easy for me if I haven't drawn in months #but I am also done with posting that stuff because one. made me draw other things two. there are some.. dedicated naruto fans #and I look into my ask box and go 'haha - hell no'#which kinda does kill the joy #which is WEIRD because isn't it old by now?? shouldn't things be... less intense ppfpfpf #on the other hand I got some lovely comments and stuff so <3 #thank you alllll

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wispscribbles · 5 months

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you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c

follow up to this post

They start dating of course! <3

#ask #anon ask #u were so right to ask for a follow up to this one #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #ghoap #doodle #cod fanart #my art #soap has been mortified the whole mission #like blowing stuff up and doing his job while internally having a constant monologue of ‘why did I do that??? will everything change now??’#just gay panic while war crimin’#meanwhile ghost has just been waiting to kiss soap back 😌#this comic is the 6323489th time i've smooshed them together and made them start dating. its still fun!

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incredubious · 1 year

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comic I did last year that I thought was too self indulgent to post ever anywhere but .... here we r...

#one piece #sanji #portgas d ace #acesan #me drawing anything that's more sweet than funny ARGH IM CRINGE IM CRINGE IM CRINGE IM CR #i tried fixing some stuff up but the art is still a little busted to me . its okay . Ask me if i GAF.#comic

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lilybug-02 · 6 months

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Possession PSA.

Thank you @ferronickel for giving me this crack head idea.

#this is probably one of the more niche comics #chara 100% knows about [X]#deltarune guitar hero when?#chara and ralsei both info dumping about how much they love the player and how the intricacies of how players work #they are business partners #possession PSA #bread #ask stuff #deltarune chara timeline #mini comic #art #my art #deltarune #memes #chara #ralsei #kris

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captain-flint · 5 months

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Tommy 'my priority is Evan' Kinard

#evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #kinley #911 #911 spoilers #911edit #911 abc #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr #one thing about tommy is he'll be there!#whether it's chim calling for help or eddie asking to hang out or buck asking him out #HE 👏 WILL 👏 BE 👏 THERE 👏#this man cares so much 😭#but he's also so gone on buck it's actually adorable #he worked like an 18 hour shift in a literal FIRE and didn't even stop to rest or shower before he ran to buck #(also my PS is acting up pls don't look at the quality of these gifs)#my stuff

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0x1000 · 2 months

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Very small snippet of a VERY unfinished animation. Freaks!

#my stuff #ultrakill #gabv1el #This is what I was talking about in that one ask! I didn't get far with it but I had fun.#(And then I forgot to post it for like two days. Oops.)#suggestive

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witsserviceablesubstitute · 2 months

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I love doing What Pride Had Wrought with Solas because he starts gossiping about the Evanuris and it's the most suss he's ever been.

He successfully maintained his cover as a nondescript scholarly wanderer for most of the Inquisition but needs to break character completely to tell everyone that Falon'Din was a vain idiot.

#dragon age spoilers #dragon age inquisition #dai #falon'din #solas #solas dragon age #dragon age #i also love that he's painting all the events as they happen in the library with breathtaking detail and no one ever comments on it #anyway the Inquisitor asks him how he could possibly know that and solas is all 'ahhhh... books and stuff...'

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imsodishy · 2 months

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I know we all love when writers go deep down a research rabit hole on something really specific for the sake of a fic (I certainly am not immune to doing ridiculous research into minute details for no real reason lol)

but allow me, just for a moment, to sing the praises of ✨️vagueness✨️

Unfamiliar with a city's precise geography? Be real vague.

Want a character to be a doctor but don't know how surgery works? Mention it in passing.

Character plays a sport you know nothing about? Vague it up!

You don't know what specific brand of a thing would have been popular in that time and place? Go generic baby!!

You really can just hand-wave stuff that's not where you want the focus of your story to be without anything falling apart. The audience will look where you point them, like a magic trick! If the research is stopping you up and making progress hard or frustrating you can just... not do it.

#especially for fic. save the research energy for the stuff you WANT to deep dive.#writing advice #that no one asked for lol

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ciderjacks · 2 months

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