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alchemistdefective · 1 year ago

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"Did you know that during ancient times, when a beautiful woman dies, they would let her corpse rot for 3 days in the sun before sending the body to the embalmer? This was to discourage necrophilia."

"Chloe, just eat your brocolli."

#muse: chloe #THIS IS IN EGYPT USUALLY #Stuff no one asked for

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krysmcscience · 10 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like #'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually #guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life #those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais #fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle #who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this #god. the hug. i'm not okay #that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were #cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)

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cowardlycowboys · 2 years ago

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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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YAAAAY U REPLIED TO MY ASK! 1!!! 1! 1! 1!! (also can we have some more shadow hating Robotnik for existing and loving stone for... Also existing)

They're all adapting

#ask ask ask #stobotnik #agent stone #doctor ivo robotnik #shadow the hedgehog #shadow doesn't understand the dynamic but he will protect stone #stone just thinks the doctor is acting a bit weird but hey at least he's not dead #robotnik is trying to... be a good boss-friend? honestly he doesn't know #he just wishes shadow would leave #also i headcanon that ivo built Stone's motorbike #was probably the first thing he actually created once he recovered from the events of the second movie #and he added a bunch of stuff stone never uses and a lot of safety things #(he just came out of multiple surgeries stone you don't need to go through that too)#but anyway it's a very cool bike so in this particular au i think stone would he like #hey doctor maybe you can do one for shadow too!#and ivo goes haha. never. NEVER.

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roxirinart · 6 months ago

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"Please... Please, fix him."

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blaqcats-fics · 5 months ago

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been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

#this isn’t the last time jason steals the tires #bruce keeps doing stuff with the other batkids #and Jason is like look at this opportunity #like imagining if tim gets arrested for something bc i mean come on tims a menace #then bruce just bails tim out and just the week before jason was arrested and bruce let him sit in jail for like two days #jason blew up something so like bad jason #either way jason is like i warned you batbitch and he steals the tires from the batmobile again and then who knows what happens to the tires #unfortunately it gets worse #bc bruce then takes dick to a fancy ass dinner #and it’s to one of Jason’s favorite stakehouses #Like it was the only fancy food place he could stand #good steak is good steak #and jason’s like this is crossing a line #so instead of stealing the tires again #he just takes the entire batmobile #how? no one knows #no one sees the batmobile again or the tires #at least until Batman gets a call from various members of the JL asking him why pieces of the batmobile have been popping up in the city #however it’s about the car itself #no one knows where the tires are still #jason calling Oliver up and saying like i don’t like you man but like we both don’t like batman want his tires?#jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #dc universe #batman #batfamily #batfam #damian wayne

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linkcharacter · 6 months ago

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Curly saw a woman his height and was like "waow..."

waow

#mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #linkch art #asks #hc he sometimes doesn't register certain details about stuff and then one day he goes like “wait was it always like this?”

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sunny-knight · 23 days ago

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he’s the biggest fan of us all…..

so this was the funny thing HEHFHHDHHD

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO! (left to right)

@f1ns

@floofanflurr

me :3

@sunsestart

@naathanuwu

@mishmash31

@naomiemuffet

and @bunnyehs

for lending your characters and joining in the papyrus fan club meeting!!! love all your sonas they were very fun to doodle….

AND thank you @belbobiggins for giving me this entire idea with this post!!!

…this was truly a team effort

#I love when papyrus community communities #sans is the biggest papyrus fan of us all #lets be real #papyrus #the great papyrus #undertale #i love papyrus undertale #papyrus….#the last panel is a reference to that one phone call fun event btw #the one where Sans can call and ask if your refrigerator is running #good stuff #sunsestart is holding both papyrus and wingdings plushies yes next question #we are all drinking out of red solo cups filled with spaghetti yes next question

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artlyloser · 1 month ago

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not really related to this drawing but I was sick yesterday and spent all day reading sentryagent fanfic and I'm afraid the dynamics got to me

#doodle #sambucky #Sam not showing up in the thunderbolts movie was tragic #i didn't watch the last ca (because of the whole stuff with s*bra ) so maybe he was busy but I just wanted to see him #in something not rife with war propaganda #maybe a tall ask #just don't make me go through another divorce mcu #i don't like you but i liked this one movie so if you Please

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seasononesam · 2 months ago

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We are actually, um... big fans. You've read the books?

#supernatural #spn #sam winchester #spnedit #supernaturaledit #samwinchesteredit #spnsamwinchester #*#omg yay!!!!!!!!!#I love how the trivia she asks is so basic lmao like come on throw in a hard one #anyway going to work now but I'll post my samweek birthday gifset when I'm home :)#and rb the stuff u all have made im so excited to see everything!

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lilybug-02 · 1 year ago

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Possession PSA.

Thank you @ferronickel for giving me this crack head idea.

#this is probably one of the more niche comics #chara 100% knows about [X]#deltarune guitar hero when?#chara and ralsei both info dumping about how much they love the player and how the intricacies of how players work #they are business partners #possession PSA #bread #ask stuff #deltarune chara timeline #mini comic #art #my art #deltarune #memes #chara #ralsei #kris

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 5 months ago

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Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog #Aroace Sonic #Rouge the Bat #miles tails prower #amy rose #knuckles the echidna #Shadow the Hedgehog #how to explain the fact that I think Amy crushing on aroace sonic is lovely. I love you but not like that and you liking me doesn’t make me #uncomfortable so you can keep doing it its okay i won’t’ ask you to get over it quickly no ones as fast as me #dysfunctional in the sense of Sonic says stuff like that without meaning it in that way and it feeds into Amy’s crush even though she knows #he’s not going to return her feelings #ALSO I DREW ROUGE!! SHE’S LOVELY!! OUGH!! I LOVE DRAWING WOMEN!!!!!#sonic dropping the fact that he views shadow in a very positive light after they’ve been at each others throats arguing for thirty minutes #multi-ship but make it mostly one-sided who isn’t’ a little bit in love with sonic romantically or platonically or anything else in between #look at him #then he scarfs down a chili dog and no one can take him seriously #drives them all absolutely insane with his nonsense #imagine hearing this dude say something genuinely heartfelt and for a second it flips your perspective of him #and then he’s telling you your eyeliner is crooked or pointing and laughing at you cause you stumbled or doing a handstand and bragging #about it and nope he’s exactly the same except IS HE?#hyper-competent sonic that leaves everyone wary of him #heartfelt sonic that makes so no one can ever quite hate him #jerk sonic so that no one can ever quite worry for him #I’m mentally ill over the hedgehog can you tell CAN YOU TELL????#HAPPY AROMANTIC AWARENESS WEEK IG THIS IS NICELY TIMED HGLKJSDLFAKS;LDJ #are we getting into ooc territory? I honestly couldn’t begin to tell you I’ve seen 3 clips of of rouge and Amy between the two of them HGLK #i forgot i wanted to do one of sonic asking shadow ‘can i hold your hand now’ and shadow looking at him like he’s insane

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hurristuff · 2 years ago

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For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this

#that one person was right OCD is NOT fucking de-stigmatized #intrusive thoughts aren't exclusive to OCD though I'm just tagging those because that's how I got on the topic #ocd #actually ocd #intrusive thoughts #in case anyone needs to filter stuff like this ->#all caps #bold text #ask to tag

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0x1000 · 11 months ago

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Very small snippet of a VERY unfinished animation. Freaks!

#my stuff #ultrakill #gabv1el #This is what I was talking about in that one ask! I didn't get far with it but I had fun.#(And then I forgot to post it for like two days. Oops.)#suggestive

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bluerosefox · 2 months ago

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Prom Invite

Wanna know what would be funny.

DeadTired Prom story.

Like no really hear me out.

As a bet or a dare or just Danny deciding to shoot his shot, Danny asks Tim Drake-Wayne to Casper's High Senior Prom via social media. He honestly thinks it will NEVER happen because come on its the internet and stuff.

But what if, what if Tim whose had an argument with Bruce or something and wanting to have some normal fun again before he became CO-CEO of WE or Red Robin see's the @ Danny sent him and decides you know what.

WHY THE HECK NOT?!

Danny wasn't expecting the guy to show up on prom night to pick him.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny fenton #crossover #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #future deadtired #Danny 1000% didn't think asking Tim Drake-Wayne online to prom would work #but it did #he is FREAKING out when he opens his front door to see Tim there #Tim decides why the heck not #he's mostly doing it out of spite cause someone. Bruce or maybe Damian made him mad. and he wanted out of Gotham for a bit #and all his friends were busy or something #anyways Tim decides maybe its time he goes to prom cause he did drop out of school and never went to his #it awkward as heck at first but eventually they find out they got some stuff in common #and start bonding and maybe gain tiny crushes on each other by the time the prom is over #they totally get nasty burger and bond #no one at the prom was expecting to see FENTON come in with TIM DRAKE-WAYNE #the A listers are in SHOCK #Tucker is fanboying #Sam at first is annoyed and protective of her best friend but eventually chills out when she realizes Tim isn't a jerk #Tim also discovers whats been happening in Amity when he see's his first ghost fight

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