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[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Weiss, my team already has their hands full. Could Team RWBY take some of the extra work off our hands?

Weiss: Of course! I'll add it to my to-do list!

Jaune: Thanks! (Leaves)

Weiss: (Blushing)

Yang: "Sure, Jaune~! I'm not busy~! In fact, the only thing on my to-do list is you~!"

Ruby: (Wheezes)

[juanarc-thethird]

He's the one.

Ying: Mama...

Yang: Yes sweetie?

Ying: How did you know that dad was "the one"?

Yang: Well I realized when…

Flash back

Yang and Jaune are having a nice friendly dinner at a ramen restaurant.

Yang: Ahahaha, you're so dumb~

Jaune: But you like me that way~

Yang: Shut up *Takes a drink* (He's a bit goofy, and I do like him. I think he's boyfriend material) We should have dinner again.

Jaune: *Joking* Thanks but I'm already full. Ahahaha!

Yang: *Serious* (I was wrong. He is not boyfriend material....) *Takes another drink* (...HE'S DAD MATERIAL! HE'S THE ONE!!!) *Target Acquired*

Flash back end.

Yang: And a year later I married your dad.

Ying: Mama, you're weird.

[wot-tidbits]

Wheel of Time corporate anime au by  @studionice2011

[ninjaink]

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[hilltophoods]

Thanks to everyone who has already pre-ordered a copy of our first graphic novel ‘Noctis’. We wanted to share a sneak peek at some early pages from artist @studionice2011. Noctis is available in limited edition Deluxe (2000 only) & Super Deluxe (500 only) collectors’ versions with exclusive merch! ‘Noctis’ will be released in October 2021. Pre-order from the link in our bio. https://www.instagram.com/p/CO1Qt7Cn26K/?igshid=1su5scq1xo0r3

[howlingday]

Mom: Stop fussing so much! If you don't behave and stop being a bad girl, that man is going to take you away!

Girl: (Runs up to Jaune)

Jaune: (Walking by) Huh?

Girl: (Grabs Jaune's hand) I'm a bad girl now! You can't tell me what to do because you're not my real mom!

Jaune: Wh-What is happening?!

Girl: C'mon, mister! Let's go do bad girl things!

How does your Jaune ship react?

[howlingday]

Goodwitch: I had a wonderful night, Jaune.

Goodwitch: (Thinking) He still has that boyish grin on his face, but he's also matured so much since I last saw him. Who would have thought he would be the perfect boyfriend for me?.

Goodwitch: Jaune, erm... What would you say to coffee?

Jaune: Hm... I'd probably say...

Jaune: "Good morning, coffee! How you been?"

Goodwitch: ...What? I was wrong! He's not the perfect boyfriend for me...

Goodwitch: HE'S THE PERFECT HUSBAND FOR ME~! HE'S THE ONE FOR ME~!.

[howlingday]

Oscar: Wow! I can't get over how tall you are, Jaune! What's your height and weight?

Weiss: (Thinking) He's 6'4" and 185 lbs.

Jaune: I'm about 6'4" and 185 lbs.

Oscar: Wow~! Is that your ideal body weight?

Jaune: Mm... I'm not really all that picky about how much I weigh, so long as my armor still fits.

Oscar: What about you, Weiss? What's your ideal body weight?

Jaune: Hey, whoa, hold on now... It's not polite to ask a woman her weight, even if it's an ideal one...

Weiss: It's fine. My ideal body weight...

Weiss: ...is Jaune's on top of mine~.

Ruby/Yang: (Spit take)

Jaune: You have to be more sensitive and pay more attention to how you ask a woman about herself.

Oscar: I'm sorry...

Weiss: You're the one who needs to pay more attention!.

[howlingday]

Yang: Aw, man! I wanted to get some donuts with fillings before they ran out...

Jaune: Hey, Yang! (Sets down donut) I've got... FILLINGS for you~!

Yang: (Blushing, Doki doki~!)

Ruby: Calm down. He's talking about the donut.

[howlingday]

Winter: Oh dear... It seems I bought two tickets to that action film this weekend. How dreadful. It would be a waste to go by myself.

Winter: I have two tickets to the movies this weekend. Is there anyone interested in attending with me?

Nora: I'll go with you~!

Winter: THIS FILM REQUIRES A BRAIN AND THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND SITUATIONS, BOTH ATTRIBUTES YOU SORELY LACK. THIS TICKET WOULD BE WASTED ON YOU.

Nora: (Pouts)

Winter: Mr. Arc, I have two tickets to the movies this weekend.

Jaune: Wow! It must be a good movie if you're going to see it twice!

Winter: ...

Nora: Heeheeheeheeheehee~!

[howlingday]

Jaune: You wanna screw~?

Ruby: H-Huh?!

Jaune: I said, do you wanna screw~?

Ruby: Y... Yes! Please~!

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Ruby: H... How am I doing? Is it good?

Yang: You're doing great, Rubes~! Just remember to keep the drill level!

Weiss: This bulletin board should help get word to everyone now. Thank you for bringing the tools, Jaune.

Jaune: No problem~!

[howlingday]

Jaune: Huh? Blake, quick! What's your type?!

Blake: Wha-?! (Blushing, Panicking) Um... Blond... Muscular... M-Maybe someone like you...?

Nora: He means your scroll charger type.

Blake: (Notices low battery on scroll, Red-faced)

[howlingday]

Jaune: Ah, damn... Low on energy... Hey, Nora? You got a socket I can use?

Nora: Sure~! Let me just sliiide this stuff in the way over so you can plug it into my socket~.

Jaune: Ngh! It's... a bit tight...

Nora: Oh, is it~? Maybe because nobody's ever used it~. You're the first person to EVER use my socket~.

Nora: Oh! Look at that! Your scroll is charging!

Jaune: Great! I was worried my plug wasn't gonna fit!

[howlingday]

Yang: Mornin', Jaune~!

Sun: Looks like someone partied hard~.

Jaune: I didn't. I slept eight hours straight last night. (Yawns) And I still feel like crap.

Yang: Well, I'm no sleep expert, but clearly you slept the wrong way.

Jaune: How do you sleep eight hours straight the wrong way?

Yang: With you, it's obvious~!

Yang: You slept eight hours STRAIGHT instead of eight hours BI! HA HA HA-

Sun: WHOA!

Jaune: (Grabbing Yang)

[howlingday]

Neo: (Waves)

Jaune: ?

Neo: (Points to ice cream on top shelf)

Jaune: (Nods)

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Roman: (Walking by, Looks up)

Neo: (Stuck on the top shelf, Crying)

[howlingday]

Blake: According to the most recent studies, microplastics have been recorded in every human and Faunus testicle around Remnant. Scientists are saying this discovery may be linked to a decades-long decline in sperm counts among males in every kingdom.

Weiss: Well, that's just great! As if men abstaining from anything that isn't a drawing or model on a computer screen isn't bad enough, but now we have to compete with micro-plastics in their family jewels?!

Yang: Hm...

Jaune: ...What?

Yang: Are you single because... you have micro-plastics in your balls~?

Jaune: (Smiles) I don't care if I have micro-plastics in my balls... Because you know what else is stored in there? Love. Compassion. Joy. Romance! And they will take care of the micro-plastics!

Yang: ...Y'know what? That man will probably never breed, but at least his words can "breed" hope and positivity into anyone.

Pyrrha: NOT IF I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND! I will dedicate every day of my life to removing ever last micro-plastic from his