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I have yet another Fic idea that’s been bouncing around in my funny lil noggin for months! Yay! I call it my Stuck in the Middle AU (working title).
 Premise: Master of Death Harry unsatisfied with the role forced on him in the afterlife, endeavors to recruit an disembodied soul from a Universe where the entirety of HARRY POTTER is nothing more than a fictional story for children to help him destroy the 3 Hallows before they could ever come into his hands. He finds such a soul through happenstance & makes a deal, to allow that soul to return to their life they just left if they help him destroy the Hallows to which they agree.
The catch: Because Harry’s only enjoyment in the afterlife is messing with one Tom Marvolo Riddle, the vessel he chooses to house this soul is none other than the recently deceased Myrtle Warren, killed by none other TMR himself.
This entire fic is told from the soul’s pov as they struggle with being stuck in the middle of the most bizarre form of purgatory.
Snippet #1:
Abraxas Malfoy (outta breath & rushing into the Slytherin common room): SHE’S ALIVE!!!
TMR: Who’s alive?
Abraxas: WARREN!
TMR: What?!
Snippet #2:
Albus Dumbledore: Do you remember what happened to you, Myrtle?
Not Myrtle: Who the fuck is Myrtle?
Prof. Dumbledore: You are.
Not Myrtle: No I’m—(pauses suddenly seeing MOD Harry shaking his head)—Where am I?
Prof. Dumbledore: Hogwarts.
Not Myrtle (laughing): Oh sure…What’s next you’re gonna tell me you’re Albus Dumbledore?
Prof. Dumbledore: …I am.
*MOD Harry face palming*
Snippet # 3:
Not Myrtle (to themself): This a post 2020 world, yeah this might as well just happen…
Snippet # 4:
Cygnus Black (talking about Myrtle): Word is she has amnesia. Doesn’t remember who or what attacked her.
Tom: Good. Let’s ensure we keep it that way.
Cygnus: Though I’ve heard she’s been a bit off.
Tom: How so?
Cygnus: She’s been talking to herself incoherently.
Tom: Incoherently?
Cygnus: Just what Hornby tells me. They think she’s made up her own language or something. Sounds like she’s gone mad. Even if she did remember, I doubt anyone would believe her.
Tom: Prof. Dumbledore would.
Snippet #5:
MOD Harry: You do realize, you’re the only one who can see me? Everyone else thinks you’ve gone mad babbling to yourself.
Not Myrtle: What?! And you only tell me this now?! I’ve been here for days!
MOD Harry: I thought it was obvious. Do you see anyone else addressing me? And I’ll also inform you that when you speak to me, you don’t speak in English…
Not Myrtle: Then what the hell am I speaking?!
MOD Harry: The language of the dead.
Not Myrtle: Is that why people keep looking at me like I’m crazy?!
MOD Harry: Oh definitely. Most of them think you’re possessed.
Not Myrtle: …isn’t that technically true?
MOD Harry: Sort of. You’re the possessor, not the possessee.
Snippet #6:
Not Myrtle (to MOD Harry): Look I didn’t ask to be put in the middle of whatever dick measuring contest you have going on with a teenage boy!
And I think that’s all the dialogue snippets I have for now. But if I think of more I’ll post ‘em.
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kamodofilez · 3 months ago
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“The sun on her shoulders, wind in her hair…”
“…And suddenly Hades, was only a man,”
Was outlining what I had in mind for this AU, but I had this scene stuck in my head all day.
Bonus:
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septune13 · 3 months ago
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consider: pathetic businessman griffith
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poliffwoog · 3 months ago
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The guide fweheuhuieheueuhehehhehehiheh
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okawarihappylife · 2 months ago
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i am once again thinking abt the lost potential that is hypmic.
#i literally just messaged my friend abt this but stick w me#when nemu gets hypnotized we see her wanting to join the pow which. makes perfect clear sense even without hypnosis#shes shown through out all of tdd as hating unecessary violence and samatokis outburts due to their upbringing#and a political movement that (pretends to) erradicate all violence would interest her like. im just connecting dots here#and she joins because shes hypnotized and blah blah blah. boring. ok but what if. and hear me out.#the hypmic didnt completely overwrite the person but just made them act on their deepest desires#like i thinm my case w nemu is already presented but hear me out for my second contender. sasara#a man that became a thug on a whim because this guy reminded him of his ex. ok cool. what if we went harder on that#sasaras shown to be analytical and extremely cynical already. what if we just ignored canon for a bit#and focused on making his relationships a bit more fucked up. especially involving samatoki#sasaras drawn to him because samatoki fills the void that rosho left him. hes just smth he needs at the moment#but w my wonderful vision what if he grew tired of this fake. what if he had enough. hes not rosho he will never be#hes served his purpouse. but now sasaras stuck. in the middle of ikebukuro bashing some guys head w a pipe#AND THATS WHEN THE MIC COMES IN BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY#this was also brought to you by the fact that i want to see samatoki suffer. i want to see him at his most pathetic#i want him to come to the realization his best friend left him because he no longer fit his ideal vision#i want ACTUAL FUCKING CONFLICT FOR ONCE THAT ISNT SOLVED BY 'hey man. rappings fun' PLEASE#i want these bitches fucked up and in torment#uhhhh didnt think abt kuko w this au at all. idk yall do what you want w him#hypmic#hi main tag :3#•txt#•hypmic#•idol nonsense
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In Valinor the last of the mortal fellowship has just been buried.
After the funeral:
Glorfindel: where’s legolas?
Elrond: let him be, he is grieving.
Meanwhile:
Legolas, already sailing away from valinor: My dad always told me to never walk into a cage without a way out.
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stubbornlightoflife · 2 months ago
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god I missed this brush.
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bugsnaxed · 1 year ago
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Drew bugswap Gramble because I just think he’s neat :3
Au belongs to @/snorpdawg ^^
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weirdlyeldritch · 5 months ago
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"dance, dance, puppet boy!"
cw: body horror and a bit of suicidal imagery
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i havent shared puppet boy (4) and vcr toy (maryo) on here and i need to fix that because i love them <3
their boss is also here i guess :T
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crumbleclub · 1 year ago
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for your family business au: i think you said at one point that William uses remnant to stop the kids from aging, so they'll always be at ages where he can easily manipulate them? logically speaking i know it probably works where William has to keep injecting them with remnant to keep them young, so they would probably start aging as normal again once/if William dies, but it would be so funny if they were stuck as kids for the rest of their lives. for mike especially. imagine being 12-14 for the rest of your life, could not be me 😬
Oh yea no, they're actually stuck. I set it up that way for a few reasons:
1. William's experimentation on his kids was way more reckless than his self-experimentation. He tried to keep them alive, loyal, and somewhat functional, but, beyond that, he didn't account much for their wellbeing at all. The idea that they might have a problem with this not only didn't bother him— it didn't even occur to him.
2. I thought it would be interesting to parallel the ghost kids from canon and various AUs. They don't die, but they don't get to grow up, either.
3. I thought that William actually having some success in capping his children's independence would make a compelling trauma metaphor. The Afton kids can keep learning new things and bettering themselves and becoming more independent than they were, but their brains never get the chance to fully develop. They can go on to live happy lives, but they'll never be what they would have been without William doing this to them. Since trauma can physically damage the brain's development, which sometimes manifests as an apparent "freezing" of certain traits or skills, I figured I could just make it literal here, kind of like in Fox and Kit.
4. Them remaining kids adds a continued conflict after William's death: they can take care of their own basic needs– William sure as hell wasn't doing it for them– but should they be? It's an interesting thing to consider, because I don't think they'd end up killing Will until at least the nineties. Michael has been alive for, what, twenty-something years? He has that much life experience, but he has the impulse control of a 14 year old, the emotional intelligence of a 14 year old, and everything else that isn't just a learned skill of a 14 year old. This becomes even more drastic when looking at the younger two siblings: 10 and 7 or 8 (undecided on Evan still lmao)? That's a big gap in the functional ability of a brain.
5. In that case, who takes care of them? Henry? What about after he dies? Would they want that? Do they even have any other options?
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Idk why, but I feel like MOD Harry in the Stuck in the Middle AU would have some weird fixation of living vicariously through Not Myrtle.
Example:
MOD Harry: You should eat something. Here—*slides over a plate if treacle tart*
Not Myrtle: Is that desert?
MOD Harry: It’s treacle tart.
Not Myrtle: …I don’t think I’ve ever had that.
MOD Harry: You’ve never had—Well, you poor soul... Eat.
Not Myrtle: …okay. *takes a bite*
MOD Harry: How is it?
Not Myrtle: It’s good.
MOD Harry: Just good? I thought you used to be a writer? Where’s that descriptive language?
Not Myrtle: What do you want a foodie’s review?
MOD Harry: Yes.
Not Myrtle: Ugh. I’m not fucking Gordon Ramsay. Is this like a fetish of yours or something?
MOD Harry: …I can’t remember.
Not Myrtle: You can’t remember if this is a fetish?
MOD Harry: I can’t remember what it tastes like—It used to be my favorite. But it’s been so long since I’ve been able to eat anything that I can’t remember what anything tastes like.
Not Myrtle: …oh. Well, now you just made me sad…
MOD Harry: Didn’t mean to.
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littlebluespoon · 1 year ago
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Call of Duty x Army of the Dead au
Army of the Dead au where Ghost and Soap are the alpha zombie couple! Ghost is obviously the big alpha and Soap gets to be the malewife with the zombie tiger. Soap scaring everyone who dares attempt to steal from them even though they don’t need the money they still consider it theirs and no one’s getting anything without giving in return.
Ghost and Soap who’s training means it’s not so easy to escape them and so when the thief team come in with Price and Gaz as hired bodyguards (who really just want to see if the rumours about their teammates survival is true) they’re all caught. And Price and Gaz are just so happy that they’ve found Ghost and Soap that they ask to be bitten while everyone else is like wtf?! Actually if you take them can we take the money and go?
Soap who just goes absolutely feral when some human dares tried to harm his Ghost. Ghost who has razed a city and would do so again just so he and Soap had a safe place to live. Soap getting pregnant cause it’s some weird alien virus that’s turned them and they just have little Ghoap zombie babies who climb all the tall buildings like spiders. Who would give Uncle Price heart attacks if that were still possible because they throw themselves everywhere.
Uncle Price who actually waits to get bitten so he can sort out the politics of it all and convince the government to just let them be and die out naturally. Of course the government don’t know that that’s never gonna happen so they agree and concede to like let them establish a New Zombieland Las Vegas.
And it’s all just a happy ending.
Why does my brain do this to me?! I have 300 other things to write! And now this is just stuck in my head!
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ninthcircleofprythian · 2 months ago
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Here’s your gold star @lady-of-tearshed ! I made it extra shiny for you.
Congrats on guessing the AU couples costumes from Stuck in the Middle With You.
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backpackingspace · 2 years ago
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okay but good times no one turns evil disaster lineage au that don't include rael jedi lord biker gang rael or komari vosa I fell in love with my master and then fell to the darkside when dooku was creeped out I don't want it.
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kari-go · 1 year ago
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1. Ship is funny, I feel like March is; "eeeee" while Nino is "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" energy😄asked for no pickles meme😅
2. Isn't it NinoLu? Maybe not, but I would call that, it's cute🥰
3. What does Chloe gives him?🤔
4. Uh, it's a very cute Aurora! And I love the outfit! Actually, could you do a (not cannon?) Outfit for her where she has this kind of top ... Idevenk what's this name, sorry😅, top clothing, being bue, representing a wawe or the dripping water going down from somebody who came out of water? (seal could work, but maybe with otter being brown -and if you do, please, keep it brown- the blue top would colour-popp better😅. If you made her a seal -or anyone in general- would you consider calling one user Selkie? It's a kind of seal-fairy, capable to changing to woman from seal and back wia a magical sea skin clothing😄)
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Yes yes, exactly. The potential is incredible! Marc could help or even write scripts for Nino and Nino could be his beta reader for his stories. Nino is the ultimate supporter no one can convince me otherwise. I'm very tempted to do something with these two in MD.
I thought it was Nuka. Nothing comes up when I search Ninolu so idk
It's a coffee. It's his favorite but Chloe pretends the barista gave it to her accidentally and you know, he might as well drink it instead of throwing it away ;D
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I'm an idiot, I just realized that you meant a hero costume and not actual civilian clothes xd. I'm gonna draw her with the otter, seal, and the phoenix later, I've been wanting to do that for a while
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dailymichifer · 1 year ago
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Thinking about Michael's Lance, the one that kills the bad ones fast and the good ones slowly... The one that Michael created himself to use against Lucifer for their final battle (even if it was somehow stolen from him before that). The one that is adorned with special runes that can be destroyed to reverse the effects of the Lance on an angel who is mortally wounded.
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I don't care much about late seasons angel lore (contradictory retcons, bad writing, etc.) but the implications of him making such a weapon are interesting.
Possible in-universe interpretations:
1) [Michael wanted revenge] the distinction between "good beings" and "evil beings" is purely based on their nature (celestial vs demonic), so Lucifer, fallen or not, counts as a "good being" by default and would have died slowly if mortally wounded by the Lance, which was what Michael intended as a way to make him suffer a slow, agonizing death (which is Ramiel's interpretation & probably what the writers wanted us to think as well "There’s only one angel Michael wanted to kill, and he wanted that son of a bitch to suffer." Not very consistent with Michael's S5 characterization, but that's late seasons SPN for you)
2) [Michael wanted to give Lucifer a chance] the distinction between "good beings" and "evil beings" is purely based on their nature (celestial vs demonic), so Lucifer counts as a "good being" and would have died slowly if mortally wounded by the Lance, which was what Michael intended not because it would make him suffer more but because a slow death would have given him a chance to repent and ask God for forgiveness in his last moments (more consistent with the Swan Song script that describes Michael dreaming of them reconciling). He would have then been able to use the runes on the Lance to reverse its effects and heal the wound
3) compatible with 2 [Michael wanted to give Lucifer a quick and merciful death] no matter how the Lance makes the distinction between "good beings" and "evil beings" (species or other criteria), Michael put Lucifer into the "evil" category by default, and Lucifer would have died a quick death if wounded by the Lance no matter what, which is what Michael intended because he did not want to make to make him suffer more than necessary.
4) [Michael wanted to give Lucifer a chance v2] the distinction between "good beings" and "evil beings" is based on something more complex than the species of the person at the other end of the Lance (the person's intentions, that are assigned "good" or "bad" based on Michael's own questionable moral standards?); Lucifer is part of the "evil" category by default, allowing Michael to give him a quick and merciful death, or a slow death that would give Michael the time to revert the effects of the runes if Lucifer showed true repentance and became part of the "good being" category by the Lance's standards (not likely to happen at all but the fact that Michael added that failsafe is interesting*) (*metatextually that failsafe is only there to allow the characters to save Cas but that's not a valid in-universe excuse)
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