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didn’t think i’d see the day
#smokes my pipe#strokes my beard#tommyinnit minecraft stream; haven’t heard that in a while#rocks in my rocking chair contemplating#tommyinnit
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who even fucking care. turns out I can get really normal about guys that I've barely heard of before. I think ingo and emmet should be in dresses
I LOVE sketching really badly in magma with my boyfriend and his other boyfriend. ingo in dresses. you are so gnc.
#spenxer lou art#lou is an artist#hmmm. strokes my beard. I've decided it's canon that Ingo is gnc and Emmet is genderqueer and transmasculine. nintendo says so#oh god. what tags do I use. I've literally only been in the submas. and only decided “yes I will be normal about these two” yesterday. fuck#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway bosses#someone tell me that's fine. whatever. who even care#also if anyone has tips or things I should change about the image desc don't be shy please tell me
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everytime I think about trans zuko I think its for the better that zuko didn't spend very much time with the gaang in book 3 because the vibes would've been so rancid if his and kataras cycles synced up. Nuclear bomb
#but then again he can be like a human heating pad#so maybe equilibrium can be achieved. strokes beard#<- zutara fic plot in the making amigos. Perceive my ideas boy
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jannik saying he wants to read people’s minds.. the video taking place (presumably) during cincinnati and before the news came out.. #nooticing 💔
#and now saying he knows who his friends are omfg#NOOTICING#one eyebrow currently raised#stroking my (invisible) beard
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how i look academically reading intensely smutty fanfics for fandoms i’m not a part of because they’re written by my friends and i love to see their work and give them notes to help them grow their skills
#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#the first time it was#trobed#and then it was#ineffable husbands#and all sorts of shit since then#nodding and stroking my BEARD wisely instead of my peanus hornily#spirk
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MY ONE AND ONLY, MY BELOVED, MY JOY, THE TREASURE OF MY HEART
#i LIVE in the warm fold of his arms every moment of the day#not even funny how easily he could get me pregnant with just a gaze like this#i would be in bed so fast for him#anything he wants anytime of day any place any position anything A N Y T H I N G#i would die to stand over him and tilt his chin up with my fingertips and gaze deep in his eyes forever#and kiss his lips and feel him take control and just I LIVE IN THIS MOMENT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE#that's the love of my life forever and ever#his armor is complicated but i could get it off so fast#you won't see us for awhile we'll be snuggling in bed to stay warm hehe#i just want to kiss every inch of his sweet weathered weary face#i want to stroke his beard and nuzzle his neck and feel him breathe in my embrace#I WANT EVERY SWEET AND PERFECT THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED AND I WANT IT WITH HIM#i truly and genuinely adore him#i would give my last breath just to see him smile at me#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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Thinking again about. Aira being the only person Hiiro calls with no honorific right off the bat
Wipes a tear.. he thinks his name is pretty.......
Guys..... he doesn't mind.... he never minded at all
#hiiai#⭑ tea rambles#we r so back. sorry for being dead again#ideal posting schedule is post hiiai then dip for 3 weeks#ummm uhhhh I THINK MY HIIRO NENDO IS COMING SOON? LIKE REALLY SOON#it shipped faster than expected im really happy#also i literally forgot about this chapter i havent looked at beginning of main story in a long time#early EARLY hiiai.. strokes very long beard deep in thought#why the freak does aira touch hiiro's arm muscles in the Second Episode u call him weird but maybe LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST#Theyre both so offputting. They were meant for each other
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why was frank so hairless in the series anyway
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#everyones always like 'oh franks caveman era' WHERE. HES GOT A BEARD AND THATS IT HIS TOP HALF IS SMOOTH AS A BABY#'he has some armpit hair' he has less of it than ME. and im not a MAN. frank castle should not have less hair than me of all people#such a stupid complaint to have but this blog is made for stupid things. and my pet peeve is waxxed frank castle#i called it out in the comics too when i saw it#another pet peeve is when people say his eyes are brown but thats. i dont think it really matters that much in the grand scheme of things i#fine fine half the people think his eyes are a beautiful deep brown and he looks like a puppy. whatevs different strokes for different folk#to me he needs to have the blue eyed people deranged stare because i mean look at him but thats just preference#the hair however i think is important. if hes meant to be UNKEMPT then commit to it#sorry tangent over. maybe im blind anyway
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you are jeff - richard siken / how dangerous are "safe" rubber bullets? - i did a thing
#Yeah this is the craziest thing ive ever done i dont think ill ever top this genuinely.#ididathing#alex apollonov#boy boy#aleksa vulović#THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!#or is it... strokes my huge beard
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why are there two different Dear Mike letters
Mike reads El's letter, crumples it, and throws it in Will's trash can.
in the next episode, Colonel Army Man fishes it out of the trash and, abracadabra!
It's a totally different piece of paper!
A) the message is written at the top of the paper, B) there's no horizontal crease where she folded it like a greeting card, and C) there's a second Dear Mike underneath.
The lettering looks identical to me (except for the second Dear Mike), like, I feel pretty good saying one of these is a literal duplicate of the other, even though this is 100% clearly NOT the same piece of paper.
the second Dear Mike feels like El having drafted the note multiple times before writing the real deal. (more evidence of this being a breakup letter imo)
"maybe this is a draft paper Army Man found in her bedroom?"
I mean.. I can't prove it's not, but why'd they give us this whole close up shot of Army Man looking into the trash can and seeing one (1) piece of paper - the same trash can they just gave us the close up of Mike throwing the note into? they're extremely clearly establishing this particular piece of paper's whereabouts.
in conclusion: What
#(stroking my beard) how can I blame the other timeline for this#random observations#analysis#mine#I don't want to say the p********* e**** word but. I can't think of a reason for this
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i'm vaguely in the wicked fandom for the original musical, but for the movie i'm in the wicked fandom fandom. i want to see the reaction to this movie i wanna see people shit on it i want people to love it i want these people to fight i feel like a roman emperor enjoying watching people battle to the death about it. i have NO idea why. i just want to see the world (the internet) burn (explode over wicked).
#i would also be fine if it was completely mid#bluebird.txt#wicked#idk why i'm becoming gremlin about this#like i went from 'awwww not another movie adaptation :((( i hope it's not bad'#to full accepting that it's NOT going to live up to my personal hopes and expectations and just gleefully going hard in the other direction#of amusedly observing reactions to it from all across the board and stroking my beard and going yea yes i seee...
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what if i said i was cooking up a fic abt them what would the response be
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#my art#art#orangutan#monkey#primate#a friend gave sage advice to post this#and i will heed their advice#nodding and squinting as i stroke my hair like a wizard beard
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I have so many beard wispies now and a true rat mustache I am floored
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empty spot in the weekly roll tag and someone texted me that I didn't have access to did my surge of blocking random people because the system changed do something. is there someone in here that I accidentally have blocked. makes me sick to think about. friend are you there
#from the pouch#wails. alas I wish I could tell if I have someone blocked or something and not just fucked up tumblr#or someone having me blocked. strokes my beard
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Hear me out here: dungeons and dragons nationality based name tables?
hmmmm
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