#strangle him with his bare hands??
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The real tragedy about Jays death is that it didnāt need to happen. Like yeah yeah he was in too deep yeah yeah The Operator microwaving his brain and all that, but he had a million and one chances to back down. For fucks sake in Entry 80 he was standing by the door a few moments before Alex shoots him. He could have left and he probably would have lived, but he didnāt. Jay rejects every single opportunity he has to leave and it ends up killing him. Because at any point in the series he could have put the camera down and walked away. He almost did at the end of season 1. Alex was only able to find him because he kept doxing himself, if he just put the camera, stopped posting and just moved out of the state he probs would have made it out.
But he didnāt. He needed answers. He needed to know and thatās what killed him.
#also his plan in entry 80 was kinda stupid#āhmm alex has a gunā¦lemme just charge right in there unarmed this is a good plan!!ā#even if he thought Alex was still tied up he should have brought a knife#bc even if he was tied up what was Jay gonna do??#strangle him with his bare hands??#make out with him???#idk Jayās dumbassery infuriates me but his death makes me sad#marble hornets#mh jay merrick#marble hornets spoilers#alex kralie
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like, i do love cahir when he's introduced, and we get to know him and his character, but also, if i was geralt, and i heard this from my little girl:
i would also beat this guy's ass into the ground and want to kill him so so badly. like this is ciri's nightmare but this is also a parent's worst nightmare
#in this moment it took all of geralt's strength to not just get up and walk directly to strangle this guy with his bare hands#'what did he do to me' ohhhhhhhhhh my goooooddd geralt heard kill bill sirens#but in the moment he had to be like 'shhh it's ok ciri you're safe now'#when she hugs him and buries her face you can see his face and it's just silent horror and rage#also like what actually happened wasn't even that much better but we don't talk about that (jk we should talk about it)#the elbow-high diaries#book: blood of elves#excerpt#AND THEN. IN TOWER OF THE SWALLOW. CIRI HAS BECOME THE NIGHTMARE!!! FOR SUCH A 12 Y.O. GIRL AS SHE ONCE WAS!!
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Say it with me gang
Billyšdidšnothingšwrong!
#stranger things#billy hargrove#I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS!#pro billy hargrove#billy antis dnfi#fuck the duffers#caleb mclaughlin is wrong#billy hargrove defense squad#billy my beloved#anti neil hargrove#anti susan mayfield#anti karen wheeler#I wanna strangle those 3 dumb bitches with my bare hands!#karen killed billy not vecna#tw billy is dead#billy hargrove doesn't need redemption because there's nothing FUCKING wrong with him#fuck off with this narrative that he had to die to be absolved of his ācrimesā and āterrible actionsā#billy was the show's only interesting character
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"Well, well, well...!" looks like Maxime's been keeping tabs on all the flattering art and edits you've been making šš you know a bug as vain as he is would be delighted...!!
#strangling him with my bare hands. why is he so fun to DRAW š³šš#yes originally he was bug-arm-less but then i thought#wouldn't it be excellent if he had custom-made shirts with little holes he can stick his roachy appendages through? ššš#with gold trim of course!!! and the cockroach phone case is a must-have āØ#i'm just deeply amused by the idea of Maxime knowing he's hot shit and having his own little fandom. roachdom#he'd never stop bragging about it to Valentina who just rolls her eyes at him bahahaha#maxime le mal#despicable me 4 spoilers#despicable me 4#despicable me#dm4#starleskart
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Atsushi and Akutagawa walk down the street and every time they see a cat Akutagawa asks Atsushi if he knows them
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reading a new worm fanfic. jury's still out on whether it's accurate or not, but i must say, making amy and alec have to sit together in the same room for an extended period of time is a great idea. i can only imagine the levels of Horrors
#worm fanfiction#if there are two characters more disposed to absolutely hating eachother's guts than amy and alec i couldn't think of them#alec wouldn't really care#but amy? every second she looks at his face she's going through infinity self control not to strangle him to death with her bare hands#yeah lets put the āi don't understand even the most basic form of moral graynessā next to ALEC VASIL
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If I ever were in that arena with Sirius Blacks little brother I wouldāve killed myself.
#like Iām sorry#that madman who survived?#the one that was hysterically laughing by the end of the games?#the one who strangled a man with his bare hands while he bled out#STARVED and DEHYDRATED???#HIS little brother?#the one HE trained??#yeah pass me that dagger#no it not for him itās for me#Saturn rants#Ajax rants
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I do need everyone to be aware that Nere has a strength of 17, and one of his notable features is āmuscularā.
#for those very few people who care#the man did NOT need his psychic powers to choke all those gnomes#he fully couldāve strangled them with his bare hands#i better see some muscular drawings of him#true soul nere#bg3 nere#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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Hey Google, how do I kill someone else's fictional character
#moriarty the patriot#LET ME AT HIM I WILL STRANGLE HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS#or maybe start playing 5D chess myself and orchestrate a devastating end to his reputation followed by a slow painful humiliating death
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do you hate this white boy or not
i hate him SO much. I WANT HIM DEAD!!!!!!
#phillip graves when iFUCKING GET YOU#I WILL STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS I WANT TO REPEATEDLY BASH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR I WANT HIM RIPPED TO SHREDS
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Lan finds twelve dead Whitecloaks in the town square and heās like āfor FUCKS sake Perrinā
#a small miracle he didnāt strangle him with his bare hands#but also the reaction is kind of weird???#heās not even like what the fuck is wrong with you you killed all these people#heās like guess Iām going to have to pay for a ship in the middle of the night š#TDR re read#wot book spoilers
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hands.
#i want him to strangle me with his bare hands#i'm not even kidding#harry styles#h#his hands#good lord#the things i would let him do to me#harry#1d
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Imagine living a life where you have to take so many fucking Xanax and clonazepam to actually fall asleep and escape the blind rage you feel when you imagine some twink guitarist getting stabbed too many times
#euro posting#Euronymous#i will die mad about this#again#fuck varg#heās a douche#and a fake ass larp wizard#poser ass bitch#*takes another pill*#I hope he gets fucking cancer and dies slow#and I hope itās painful and slow#or he just blows his brains out#and yeah it does bother me#because itās pretty obvious euro was just an edgy kid#and varg was a jealous poser#*punches drywall*#I will strangle him with my bare hands#genuinely think Iād spit on him if I saw him irl tbh
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every time i start to tolerate my brother he decides its acceptable to yell about video games at 11 oclock at night and my thirst for blood is revived
#i would like to go into his room and strangle him with my bare hands right now i would#had it not been for the laws of this land....
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so i've been reading abt what priests of the god of murder are supposed to do and to be frank i don't think xan has the right temperament for it
#spare corruption arc anyone? spare corruption arc??#let charname free him from the blade during the course of the game and let him reckon with that#he's already abandoned his home and his duty he has nothing else to devote himself to#let her ruin him. let him strangle someone with his bare hands#'sovo the rituals can change--' no no if the portfolio is murder then let it be murder
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Viren at the council meeting be like
#the dragon prince#lord viren#on the topic of my previous post#i want to see him strangle someone with his bare hands#preferably opeli bc its most fitting but anyone will do#btw context to my current lust for violence is that i have to finish a paper#insert one of those screaming biting stick figures with blood all over#my thoughts#tdp crack
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