#stranger things incorrect

[a-hot-hot-mess]

Robin: Steve, don't say a word.

Steve:

Steve: Fergalicious.

Robin: I said no words.

Steve: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

Billy: Can I listen to Metallica now?

[hrteowyn]

Mike: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Will: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Mike: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME Lucas, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[smellsliketeen-cringe]

[runraerun]

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 14

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[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[rogueddie]

[a-hot-hot-mess]

Nancy, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Eddie: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Steve: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Robin: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Nancy: I hate all of you.

[piliharrington]

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

[hrteowyn]

Max: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how blenders work El *sipping toast*: What made you think so

[smellsliketeen-cringe]

Nancy: ...

[steddiealltheway]

Eddie: Do you like my Halloween costume?

Steve: Your Halloween costume?

Eddie: I’m dressed as someone who is in love with you.

Steve: …I don’t get it. You’re not dressed any different than usual.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Wait. Someone in Hellfire Club is in love with me?

Robin: *facepalms*

[selineabanto]

humor

based on this

[little-annie]

Eddie, holding thier baby in the air like Mufasta with Simba: "Say Demo-gor-gan, Sweetie. Demo-gor-gan."

Baby: (blows raspberry in Eddie face, covering him in spittle)

Eddie: "Demo-gor-gan."

Steve, affectionately: "You're not teaching our daughter to say Demogorgan, at least not for her first word. Here, give her to me."

Baby: (Squeals happy while being handed off to Steve.)

Steve: "Can you say Da-da, Sweet Pea? Da-da."

Eddie, watching fondly at Steve's side: "You can call him Ma-ma too, Baby."

Steve: "Eddie shut up, you're just about as annoying with that mother Steve shit as Dustin is."

Baby: (Babbling happily, legs kicking while she's still held in the air)

Baby: "Dust-bin!"

Steve and Eddie: (Every ounce shocked and in denial exchange a look of panic) "Demo-gor-gan, Sweetie" "Da-da, Elsie Baby, Da-da"

Baby: "Dust-bin!"

Steve: "We're not telling him. As far as any one knows she hasn't said her first word yet."

Eddie, under his breath: "Fucking Dustin."

Baby: "Fuck-in' Dust-bin!"

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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