#stranger things incorrect

[a-hot-hot-mess]

Robin: Steve, don't say a word.

Steve:

Steve: Fergalicious.

Robin: I said no words.

Steve: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

Billy: Can I listen to Metallica now?

[smellsliketeen-cringe]

[runraerun]

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 14

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[steddieme]

eddie: would you rather be a ghost or a zombie?

steve: neither

eddie: that's not an option

steve: why not?

eddie: because i said so

steve: oh, so now you're suddenly on board with conformity?

eddie: what are you talking about

steve: you're trying to push me into these boxes, denying my freedom to be who i want to be

eddie: why are you like this

steve: this is literally what bie-erasure is like, eddie

eddie: how is it that everytime we talk about this shit with robin you're dead silent, but you're suddenly an activist when it's time to annoy me?

—

steve, at night, right as eddie is about to fall asleep: i'd choose ghost, by the way

eddie: *springs up and tickles him until he's literally in tears*

[selineabanto]

humor

based on this

[a-hot-hot-mess]

Nancy, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Eddie: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Steve: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Robin: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Nancy: I hate all of you.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie and Steve were sitting and chatting at Joyce and Hopper's wedding reception when a drunk man came over to them.

Drunk: That young man over there *pointing to Dustin* is a wonderful young man.

Eddie: *whispers to Steve* Are we going to have to fight this guy?

Steve: *smiling awkwardly* Thanks, we like him.

Drunk: My god, you must have been teenagers when you had him.

They watched him stumble away.

Eddie: I wonder what planet that guy thinks he's on.

Steve: If I had to guess, Robin told all the drunks I'm Dustin's mother.

[smellsliketeen-cringe]

Nancy: ...

[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[rogueddie]

[steddiealltheway]

Eddie: Do you like my Halloween costume?

Steve: Your Halloween costume?

Eddie: I’m dressed as someone who is in love with you.

Steve: …I don’t get it. You’re not dressed any different than usual.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Wait. Someone in Hellfire Club is in love with me?

Robin: *facepalms*

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[agnessintheocean]

Steve: stay still, you’ve lost a of blood

Eddie: I didn’t /lose/ blood. I know exactly where it is

Eddie: *points at blood puddle*

Eddie: right there

[steddieme]

i love eddie turning into an asshole when he's gay panicking

like he tries so hard to hide his crush on steve he acts like a total dickhead. and steve knows eddie has a crush on him because his years of dating experience don't fail him, so he's very confused and can't decide if eddie is in denial or ashamed of his feelings for him, but he's a little sad either way. eddie just thinks steve is straight and is embarrassed he has a crush in general and doesn't know how to act lmao

like someone will ask something about steve and he'll answer in a milisecond and then look disgusted and make fun of whatever steve fact he just blurted out

jonathan: what's steve's favorite color?

eddie in 0.1 seconds: yellow

eddie immediately after for no reason: which is such an ugly color. who even likes yellow ugh

meanwhile he's yelling at himself in his head to shut the fuck up because he loves when steve wears yellow

robin, who didn't try to answer to see what eddie does: *amused and offended at the same time*

steve just stands in the background all confused and a little sad, because he's pretty sure eddie gives him heart-eyes every time he wears his yellow sweater. so what the fuck is he on about...

or when anyone in any way implies he likes steve he'll turn into his biggest hater

robin: you're so gone for him, man

eddie: what are you talking about? i fucking hate steve, god, he's so annoying

robin: ... i didn't even say steve's name, how did you know i was talking about him

eddie:

eddie: well, i just wanted you to know i hate him, which is unrelated to this imaginary guy you're talking about...

steve is in the break room eavesdropping going what the fuck, because they literally fell asleep cuddling last night

it all comes to a head when they all go out to watch eddie perform at the hideout with corroded coffin. steve wears his hottest outfit, eddie can't stop staring at him through the whole show. afterwards when they congratulate him, eddie turns to steve and tells him he looks awful. and steve just has enough and grabs eddie by the wrist and drags him out of the bar, into an alley.

steve: okay, what the fuck is your problem?

eddie, scared and turned on: huh?

steve: you keep insulting me and it's starting to really get on my nerves, so tell me what the fuck is going on

eddie:

eddie: look

steve: yeah?

eddie: ugh, whatever, okay, i have like the most embarrassing, ginormous crush on you, okay?

steve: yeah, i know that. so why are you being an asshole?

eddie: you know that?? what the fuck, how??

steve: eddie, you're like the least subtle person i know

eddie: fair... i don't know i just panicked because i didn't want you to know

steve: and your solution was to be a dick?

eddie: when you put it that way, it does sound bad

steve: you're a fucking idiot, i can't believe i like you

eddie: you like me???

steve: a fucking idiot, i swear!!!

then they make out and live happily after

not before robin kicks eddie's ass a little, though