#straight people are weird

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

[jubshead]

I’m sorry but it simply doesn’t make any sense in my mind that Kathryn Hanh doesn’t like women!!!

[wbbgetsmewetter]

week 2 of uni and i cosplayed as straight for the first time in 6 years… ion think i need that degree that bad

[mallgothchloe97]

Straight people be like “LGBTQ education is not age appropriate,” yet will fucking ask toddlers if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Like what?!

This is why straight people need to be criminalized and prosecuted.

[carvaraad]

the weird incest people constantly give sibling-like or adopted sibling dynamics HAS TO STOP PEOPLE. It's weird as shit. Actual adopted siblings shouldn't have weird attraction to each other, what the fuck is wrong with you

[jingelthegayfrog]

Straight people are so weird to me, like you can just MAKE A COMPLEX ORGANISM BY ACCIDENT!!!! Like you were having ‘fun.’ And then BANG YOU’RE GOING TO BE A MOM. I’m so glad I’m a lesbian.

[thehollowprince]

I legitimately just had someone on Reddit say, unionically, that there is too much gay representation in modern media and that everyone should chill with "trying to make everything gay."

What media are they consuming, and where can I watch it?

[themisthemenace]

I love when your poly and someone asks you the stupidest questions ever. I can say that I keep all my relationships separate from one another and there will still be people asking "So... Do y'all fuck together or..."

NO WE DO NOT FUCK TOGETHER!!! FUCKING DUMBASS!

Also why do people ask if I have a favorite? Tf am I supposed to say to that when two of my boyfriends are sitting right next to me? Do they expect me to be like "Favorite? Oh yeah it's blank. He just kinda hits different from blank. Sorry blank you're not the favorite partner any more."

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT. I LOVE ALL MY PARTNERS EQUALLY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

[ridragon]

Ok ok so I mostly bought this because I thought gaylien was funny but. But. I feel like this is. This is a bit far. This is KINDA A BIT FAR especially if straight people wrote this up like hello. Hello??!

Here's my dog committing a hate crime as a bonus

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

it’s so weird when homophobic people, specifically my parents, act like gays are out to turn others gay. Like we’re doing an army recruitment or some shit. What do they even think happens? “Hey kid you wanna suck a dick?” “Sure!” “WE GOT ANOTHER ONE FAGS” “Hey kid you wanna eat some pussy?” “Absolutely!” “WE GOT ANOTHER ONE DYKES”

[andwhydoicare]

straight people are so fcking weird sometimes; I just heard some of the most unhinged and icky shit ever. and I was like "tf?" most of the time. I don't have the words for this, oml.

[mallgothchloe97]

Things LGBTQ people don’t fucking owe you!

1. EXPLAINING THE SCIENCE BEHIND OUR IDENTITIES

2. ANSWERING PROBING PERSONAL QUESTIONS

3. TELLING YOU THINGS YOU CAN FIND ON GOOGLE!

4. COMING OUT TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!

5. MAKING OUR ART OR CULTURE PALATABLE!

6. ALLOWING ACCESS TO OUR SAFE SPACES! LIKE SERIOUSLY, THERE ARE PLENTY OF SPACES FOR YOU YET YOU WANT TO INVADE OURS?! FUCK YOU!

7. GIVING TALKS AT DIVERSITY & INCLUSION EVENTS!

8. TOLERATING HOSTILE POLITICAL BELIEFS!

9. BEING GRATEFUL FOR TOKEN GESTURES!

LGBTQ people just wanna live in peace without being politicalized!

You wanna learn about gay and queer culture soo bad? Let to bad!

We don’t owe you a history lesson!

“But how can we learn!”

You figure it out!

We’re not gonna hold your hand!

Shut up and leave us alone straggots!

We don’t owe you a history lesson or access to our space!

Thank you.

[thescarvedinsect]

LET BEN BE A PASTRY CHEF, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

[caito-does-stuff]

currently trying not to scream and cry after my writing workshop :D

[beeesworld]

Alice: So, Andrew... You're straight or...

Andrew: Uh, yes.

Alice: Completely? No shades of gray or anything?

Andrew: None.

Alice: Wow. Fascinating.

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.