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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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Alright Tumblr, who's it gonna be?
Obvious Bait or Boxy Boo Trix Rabbit?
#Finding Frankie#Mascot Horror#Indie Horror#Indie Games#Frankie the Rabbit#Finding Frankie The Other#Henry Hotline#You know exactly what I'm talking about#Which one is going to forever carry the burden of being The Tumblr Favourite™#Which one is going to have so many thirsty fangirls you could populate a small country with them#And most importantly which one is going to be unironically demanded for Smash Bros. 6#Vote now on your phones#Straight From the Dragon's Mouth
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there's this guy named hal and there's apparently 9000 of him. enormous if true
#this one straight from my phone notes#hal9000#hal 9000#no but where the number actually comes from.. i either don't remember or it wasn't explained#everyone's obsessed with explaining hal but what about 9000#2001 a space odyssey
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Having a STUPID TIME trying to accomplish the very basic task of re-filling my prescription bc my bitch doctor is apparently completely off the grid
#got two pills left. i am going to die#walgreens tried to send him a refill request and they couldn't get an answer from him#so I figured I'd bite the bullet and call. which I dislike doing#straight to voicemail. the voicemail's inbox is full.#ok. maybe the business number has changed? I use a DIFFERENT number attached to his office#same thing. rings once. goes straight to voicemail. but the voicemail's inbox is full.#I try a different number I had saved. which I am pretty sure is his cell that he gave me. Number Has Been Disconnected.#so I tried THREE phone numbers. and could not get anyone to pick up#I can't figure this shit out... I am just trying to get a refill on my scrip#THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD#i'm giving myself a migraine stressing about it
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thetis and her grandbaby
the second panel originally was going to read "hes mine now" lol.
achilles probably jumped in after his mother (who went to show off to her friends), forgetting that neo is very cant breathe under water XD
look at his tiny lil hand holding onto her robes dfghjk. held my baby cousin last night and shes so light and squishy ahh. very babbly too :')
#i love my grandmothers sm you guys :')#drawing bebehs shouldnt be this hard omg. cleaning up the first one alone took me no less than an hour#also sorry for the awful quality as usual the first one was a screenshot salvaged bc my phone crashed#also ignore the anatomy pls. or lack thereof lmao#fun story when my baby brother was born i was totally okay with sharing mama. my grandmother however was off limits#she was mine and mine alone lol#my art#thetis#neoptolemus#behold le bebe#i think neo would babble like nobodys business. its the cutest frickin thing and absolutely no one can hold a straight face#company is like discussing fish politics over tea and what have you and there he goes contributing his views on foreign policy#achilles would be the dad to like tell him stuff like hes his coworker & narrate his days events or the scenery to put him to sleep#deidamia would tell him all the tea she got from her sisters and thetis and talk to him while they walk together#anyway he picks up speech/ vocal patterns?#nothing coherent yet but its very amusing#its sweet#achilles#deidamia#greek mythology
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Happy Day 1 of DirkJake week.
Theme was cowboys / robots (I did purely robots because I have done… too many DirkJake cowboys as of late)
Extras under cut

#homestuck#homestuck fanart#dirk strider#hs fanart#dirkjake#jake english#blooby posting#dirkjakeweek24#I only found out today. I have no idea how#Inspiration was the scene from big hero six#Con also done. It was good#I have 10 dollars in my bank account now… I started with 230.#Some guy also phoned threatening to murder me for like 30 minutes straight#Pretty crazy
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The acknowledgement that Daemon had a hand in creating what Aemond has become is fucking everything.
You never realize what monsters you create when you live for the sake of your own pride, and even more so for the sake of those you love.
Daemon has a singular kind of vision, and his pride stems from him losing what he rightfully believes is his. Aemond has the same vision, and sees that Daemon is of the same nature, and therefore views him as a "what I can be, and what I can be better than." Aemond's further drive following Daemon's assassination attempt then from the shame by his brother at the brothel builds him up. He feels now that he has more emotional weaponry that Daemon doesn't have, and that means he believes he can be more and be worse than Daemon. Considering Daemon went straight to Harrenhal, Aemond had the same initial plan, but he's able to spin this similar way of thinking to his advantage.
Daemon probably never thought of Aemond as anything more than a brat with no impulse control, but in reality, Daemon is the same just with more years behind him. We hate and fear what looks back at us in the mirror. Even if it was only a small look between Aemond and Daemon at the final dinner, that small moment was enough. Daemon killing Vaemond in front of Aemond was enough. These two small moments were enough to shape and push Aemond towards the possibilities - killing a man before the king and not being punished because it was done as a reflection of the King's wishes, staring a man down and instilling fear without words.
Daemon has to accept that he is more than a moment in Aemond's developmental stages and intentions - he is an image to be built upon and raised up in the name of Aemond's worth above all others.
#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#hotd aemond#prince aemond targaryen#daemon#hotd daemon#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#character analysis#hotd analysis#summary#FUCK I LOVE AEMOND#he scares me#in a good way#i love him#mom i love him#i type these straight from my phone as soon as the episode ends lol
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NATM Textposts Part ???
#My phone wouldn’t load more 😔😔😔#So mini one y’all#Natm#night at the museum#natm3#night at the museum 3#Secret of the tomb#larry daley#natm octavius#octavius#jedtavius#jedediah smith natm#Natm Jedediah#Natm Lancelot#natm tilly#Natm Nicky#Ahkmenrah#shitpost#Straight from the cave (og content)#Natm textposts#Textposts
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Dallas Winston is the fakest idgaf er ALIVE he's literally 'I don't care' I say. as I care deeply.
#dallas is like omggg idgaf n two bit immediately is like OMG GUYS DALLAS DOESNT CARE#THROW A PARTY#SOMEONE GET JFK ON THE PHONE DALLAS DOESNT CARE#dallas goes i dont even give a shit#n pony like calls from the next room 'he says as he gives a shit'#n darry doesn't even look up n adds 'deeply'#they rag on his ass so hard#n he never hesitates to jump on them STRAIGHT away#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#dallas winston#darry curtis#two bit mathews#soda LOVES to go guys wait how does dallas feel about *thing*#n then say i dont give a fuck at the same time as dallas#sodapop curtis
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azran legacy is fucking hilarious ive decided
#professor layton#art#fanart#desmond sycamore#my art#why the hell did they call him a literal fruit cake OTL#i stared at my screen for like 20 minutes laughing at that im gonna be honest like it came so out of left field#the jury has decided: desmond is not straight#ik its in reference to his cologne but seeing this text appear on screen did some sort of psychic damage to me I couldn't stop lauging#anyway gn its time for me to sleep#hope yall enjoyed the daily sycamore drawing from my dumb ass#also sorry for the shitty quality on the text its a literal photo of my 3ds screen from my phone#i was showing it to my friends i was dumbfounded
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pictures of sungchan that make him look like a cryptid








#had this one in the drafts for a while#the first one makes me laugh every time i see it#looks like hes trying to take the phone from whoever is taking the picture 😭 like damn is a sasaeng holding the phone#talk#pic#mine#jungsung#bias tag#riize#the one thats straight up just an ear and one (1) eye 😭 like ok i like it picasso
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getting to a point with nerd bakugou where you're not even playing games online together anymore, you're just — chatting, all day 🥺
and you've gotten close enough that you'll send him a mirror selfie and even if your phone is mostly covering your face, he's ZOOMING IN ON THAT BABY and over-analyzing the hell out of it 🥺 trying to figure out what you look like 🥺 and every single photo he sends in return is assessed for a minimum of 20 minutes, because he wants to make sure his reflection isn't showing anything or his body doesn't look weird, that his posture is right 🥺
and the first time you send something back like, "you look nice today 😊🩷", even though he's just showing off his shirt from a movie you both like — he's having to put his phone down on his desk and put his hands over his face because he feels so airbruqoabdka about you !!!!!
#WAAAHHH HE MAKES ME NUTS I SAY#sorry yeah no i'm gonna keep talking about this yeah definitely#just !!!! liking someone and wanting them and you !!! just know them online !!!! 🥺#pls he's spending FOREVER in the mirror making sure there's nothing on his face and that his hair looks alright and that his glasses —#— are straight#just to hids majority of it with where he's holding his phone LMAOOO#a dork i'm wrangling him i'm chomping him#and kaminari gets all 'who's your friend ?? 😏😏😏'#and bakugou is like 'WE JUST PLAY STUFF TOGETHER SOMETIMES GET OUT OF IT'#and you two actually havent played anything in weeks bc you've both been busy but you're still messaging all day every day LOL#WAAAHHHHH#blast from the past: q#* just to hide#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: nerd bakugou
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theo trying to get out of bed when there’s a huge mountain lion laying on him
#river dipping#matthias evanoff#theodore doe#a burning house to live in#echthroi#blender#ts4#weeeee 🙂↔️#since they're hardly ever asleep at the same time i love putting them in bed together and having one of them doze off#while the other one just enjoys being in their presence... though in theo's case here. well. he's kind of trapped jkdghkndgh#the leg over theo's pressing down so theo can't move much is crazy man let him GO!!!#so easy for me to picture them like this around noon when matthias usually falls asleep...#maybe matthias just got to theo's apartment and went straight for the bed. dragging theo along of course.#and it's only after half an hour or so that theo's had enough of being matthias's pillow#because his alarm starts going off where he left his phone in the other room and he knows he's gotta get ready for class#and he stops petting matthias's head to say as much. tells matthias he's got to text his driver that he'll be down soon.#and when he's met with matthias's silence theo thinks oh. he must've fallen asleep. warm little feeling in his chest at that.#but still. class.#so he goes to gently roll away and out from under all of matthias's limbs only for matthias to pull him back tight with both arms#kicking his leg out fully to lock his calf over both of theo's legs so he can't move#buries his face in theo's stomach and tells him to give him a few minutes. that he'll drive him to class later.#delirious in the tags...... like always ! ! !! my ocsssss#also matthias your ass is too fat........ they'll kill you ...........
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Parks and Rec All Along Episode 6
#agatha all along#cassie bones#april ludgate#parks and rec#rio vidal#agathario#parks and rec all along#im gonna try to keep episodes to 10 pics#so i can upload straight from my phone#instead of doing a bunch of witchcraft
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can someone take one for the team and not miss this time
#come on. just. just a bit more to the left#us politics#come on please please#im not even from the us and shit im staring at my phone in despair seeing everything rn#PLEASE. SOMEONE DO IT#PREFERABLY A WHITE STRAIGHT CIS MAN#FOR SAFETY. YOU KNOW.#us elections#coronangelic1 thoughts#to the US goverment: im being silly im joking this is COMEDY a JOKE
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They kissed, lord I swear I forgot how to breathe aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#when the phone rings#kdrama#i am fucking dying#this line came straight from a romance book aaaaaaaaaaa
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