#stovetop post

[theloopus]

gay 70s copaganda thesis is actually about the inherent homoeroticism of the western genre and the cultural image of the male cowboy it borrows from. or as Susan Sarandon once put it, "They got their guns out because they couldn't get their dicks out"

[katiekatdragon27]

you got me into aircorn godbless (derogatory. I'm now hyperfixated. THEM ..) /silly /lh

You know what that means?! I get an excuse to post these super old doodles!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA /lh

I have not been super involved in the OSC as of late, but I won't give up an opportunity to share art, whether new or old, of all my sillies.

I have a stockpile of aircorn art that I've been sitting on, I really need to share more of it. But here are some of the lighthearted ones. Like this skating doodle! (Popcorn try to remember Airy's face is made of glass challenge IMPOSSIBLE GONE DANEROUS GONE DEADLY????)

A bunch more doodles under the cut:

Some older older doodles of Popcorn's beef with Rotton Apple.

After Showvember, Popcorn and Rotten Apple dated super briefly. It was incredibly sour for the both of them. Neither of their needs were not being met, and both (but mostly Popcorn) were not pulling their weight in the relationship. When they separated, both talked very poorly about the other.

Beanie, RA's current partner, completely validates all of RA's feelings. Airy, on the other hand, is chill with Popcorn venting to him but doesn't entirely believe her side (cuz she exaggerates everything). Also, Popcorn is very flip-floppy with her views on RA, cuz on one hand he annoys the hell outta her, but she really liked his company when they were together and just kinda wants to hold onto that. She wants everything and nothing to do with him. RA just wants nothing to do with her, but she has an uncanny way or wiggling into people's lives without their knowledge.

But other than that...

AIRCORN WEDINGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Yeahhhhh in my hc they get married. Their kids are the ring bearer and the flower girl, but they're not illustrated there. And you can only imagine how fun the wedding was for the two best men (minus Clock cuz he's just happy to be there). Worst music playlist on the planet was played during it too and the food was either banging or ass lol.

Also some Rotten Apple and Beanie for the road <3

Hopefully I can draw these dudes again, but like newer. I care for all of them deeply lol. Have a good one homies 👋👋👋

[gammija]

i don't like this tweet I've seen going around because it's precisely the other way around

sound is waves in the air, an analog signal, and vinyl records have a groove of varying widths engraved in them, another wave - you went from a wave to a wave, this makes sense

digital though? how did you take an entire songs worth of sounds and lyrics and instruments and express them only in the binary language ones and zeros - and -back again- with essentially a lot of really tiny wiring and resistors and capacitors and whatnot. and out comes music

the only reason the vinyl seems more mysterious than the digital is because you're so used to computers that their wondrous magic feels ordinary

[cherryblossomshadow]

You Don't Want a Gas Stovetop

vlogbrothers, Hank Green

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Transcript (emphasis mine):

Good morning, John. I've had a half a cup of coffee, and I'm going to do something I almost never do I'm going to make an unscripted video about a thing that I care very passionately about

You watching this video need to not want a gas stove

Why? Because they suck!

Here's the thing that you are right about. The curlicue heating element stoves, they are the worst. They're hard to clean, they're extremely hard to control, like you cannot turn them on and off quickly. They take forever to heat up, they take forever to cool down

Now what happened is the stove top and natural gas industry made it so that what takes the place of that in your brain is a natural gas stove that has like the little blue flames – they're so beautiful – that like Gordon Ramsay used. But what you're doing when you have a natural gas stove is burning stuff in your home! Which results in, get this, decreased indoor air quality. How you can get around this by like having your fume hood like going full blast and certainly never have a natural gas stove that doesn't have a hood. Or get this?! You can have an induction stovetop that has more power and is easier to control than natural gas!

Chances are, there are three pipes connected to your house. There's the one that brings you water, that one's important. The one that takes the water away, we also want that. And the one that brings you methane. What century is this?!

It would be like having the gas station bring the gasoline directly to your car. Like this is a bad idea!

Now I know what you're thinking, “Hank. There is no way that cooking my hellofresh is significantly adding to climate change.” And you're right

But here's the thing, household natural gas use is a big contributor to climate change, it's just not mostly the stove top. However when natural gas companies ask people how they feel about switching their furnace from gas to electric or their water heater from gas to electric, they're like, “I don't care, whichever is better, I don't know.” Because you currently have a really efficient way to get power into your home that isn't a pipe full of methane! It's a power line! And there are great electric water heaters, and there are great electric furnaces and heat pumps, but people say, “I want my natural gas stove.” But that's a tiny percentage of the methane that is actually being sold by the gas company. Almost all of it is used in furnaces and water heaters. But as long as people are like, “I want to keep my gas stove, it's harder to clean, it makes the air inside my house dirty, but House Hunters says that it's a top tier product,” people will keep having the natural gas companies build and replace this extremely expensive infrastructure to pipe gas into our homes!

And gas companies are freaking out about this. They're doing all these campaigns about how great gas ranges are, even though they are objectively worse. Because if they can keep that toehold, they can make it make sense to keep giving you gas for those other things that electric could easily replace. But look electric could also easily replace your stove, because induction stove tops are better than gas!

And so one of the most important things that you can do as a person who's concerned about climate change is take the little thing out of your brain that says, “gas stoves are the best kind of stove,” and look at it and be like, “you're a freaking idiot.” Then you throw it onto your induction stove top and nothing happens, because that's not how it works. It induces the heat in the pan. The stove top itself doesn't get hot cuz they're amazing. So you have to put it into a pan, put that on the stove top, fry it up, and have it with butter … This is why I script. That right there, is why I script, so that doesn't happen!

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It's not important that you replace your gas stove right now. In fact, it's probably best that you don't. It's important that you don't think it's better than induction because it's not. Because at some point in the future, someone's going to knock on your door and say, “This area is about to have its natural gas pipes replaced, and we have to decide whether or not to replace them with infrastructure that will last 60 to 80 years.” And if a bunch of people in your neighborhood say, “Well, I would, but I really like my gas stove top,” it's not going to happen, and we're going to keep burning methane in people's houses for 80 years! I would be sympathetic if gas were better but it's not!

[galsinspace]

It's so wild to see my absolutely awful former boss who treated his employees like shit and whose restaurant I left because he stole my tips now try to become a local politician for the SPD. The party that's traditionally all about worker's rights. What's your platform my guy, telling waitresses that as future family managers they need to be better at cleaning? Or telling employees that next time they leave trash next to the trash can, he'll deduct 200€ from their wages because that's what his time is worth? Or is it all about how if you don't have the money for new stovetops, paying with the staff's tips is fine

[skeletonpendeja]

Shit I been cooking lately

[rarepairnation]

"cook onions for 5 minutes, until translucent" ARE YOU INSANE

[spookykestrel]

That syrup post made me make pancakes and set off the smoke alarm

[gmax]

local man's first attempt at over easy eggs not winning any fried egg beauty pageants

[genderfeel]

hmmmmm soup poll

[hotboxintoxins]

The problem with me and pasta is that I'm really good at making it so it never lasts as long as it reasonably should considering I'm the only one eating it and we all know it's impossible to cook for anything less than a small family of 12.

[whales-are-gay]

my garfield shirt has turned into my cleaning shirt

[gwyoi]

I just cleaned my ass off. I never clean my ceiling fans and well it was very gross mostly just hair and skin particles in the air but there was so much of it the dust looked like my hair

[takentosilenthill]

Beans.

[sssaintyboy]

making stir fry

literally making stir fry right nowwwwwww yummy uyjmm yumm!!! YUM I FUCKING LOVE STIR FRY YESSSSSS YEAA (making stir fry) ;D

[noxlotl]

Teafication

YT link

Transcript below provided by : @/divorcetual ! thank you !

[VD: An animatic of Dungeon Meshi characters. It starts with Laios asking the question, as Senshi, Marcille, and Chilchuck look shocked and confused while holding bowls of food. The conversation continued with Marcille and Chilchuck arguing. When "Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun" is said, a portable stove with a small sun above it is shown. Near the end a high show showing someone standing from above is shown. Finally, Thistle appears at the "Do none of you own a fucking kettle" line /End ID]

[Transcript:

Laios (Southern american accent): Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water

Marcille (Deeper, slightly british voice): You're putting them in cold water?

Chilchuck (General American accent): Radish, answer the question Radish.

Laios: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the teaification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Chilchuck: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Marcille (Changed voice, now a slightly nasalish general american accent): Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Chilchuck: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Marcille: It takes less than a minute!

Chilchuck: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Marcille (Same voice, now higher and more agitated): How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Chilchuck (Same voice, also higher and more agitated): Lije seven minutes!

Marcille (Back to normal voice): Just stick the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Chilchuck, laughing: You're putting the cup on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

[Eerie music plays]

Senshi: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic.

Thistle (Posh, british accent): Do none of you ownna fucking kettle?

/End Transcript]