#store big baby

[babysitter1971]

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[smokbeast]

my dummy boys

Bloobery banana

[emry-stars-art]

Prompt: Jean in a hoodie 🙏🙏🙏

Okay I give. Art prompt, let him sleep

[babie-moth]

seeing u in a pullup rather than a diaper is a sHOCK

Listen……

Hush, meanieeee

[ducktracy]

saw "75 influences in 75 seconds" on Twitter and decided to give a go at it! i didn't realize how much print cartooning/fine art/still, non moving images had a stranglehold on me until making this! I'm inspired by so much and so fleetingly it's hard to make a list... still fun to make!

[soothedcerberus]

Knight fore helmet kiss goes clank

Dirk doesnt rlly cry but shhhhh 🤫

[kaitoukye]

Toichi, seeing the explosives set at his show: Well it's too late to get that abortion now, but…but what if I were to fake my own death? Delightfully devisish, Toichi

[babysitter1971]

[lolly-dolli]

Here's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna go down to your local Aldi's, buy a 24oz bag of frozen mango chunks, a bag of rice, and two cans of black beans.

If you don't already have them; salt, lime or lemon juice and cumin; maybe some meal prep tupperware. Pouch tuna if you like that stuff.

Once home, put that bag of mango chunks in a bowl full of warm water so they defrost. Don't pen it. The bag needs to stay closed. This'll make sense later.

Prepare enough water in a pot to cook two cups of that rice. Make sure the pot's big. Big enough to hold way more rice than you expect there to be. Add a teaspoon of cumin, two tablespoons lime or lemon juice, salt according to preference. Pat of butter.

Boil. Make sure the butler's melted. Stir to combine.

Add your rice. Cook according to rice bag.

If you have a protein, you can cook that now. 20-30 minutes at your disposal. If not, that's why we got the second can of beans for.

I recommend Aldi's tuna steaks - quick to defrost, 5 bucks for 2-3. Lean protein. Real nice. Creme de la crumb's tuna marinade also works real nice if you have the energy.

A pouch of tuna's just as good functionally.

Less mercury that way.

You can mix it in that if you want, too.

Strain your beans. Conserve a little bean water for the rice if you want.

Your rice is done.

Add your beans. Twice as many if you're feeling like it'll be a bad week. Two or three pouch tunas too if you want a little extra.

If you have the lemon pepper kind you can probably nix the citrus juice.

Now we go back to your mango. If all's worked correctly, the warm water should've thawed them somewhat, the heat warming the air in the bag.

Dump 'em in, turn the burner to low heat. Stir until well combined.

Portion out into Tupperware.

You've got a good couple meals right there. Even more as side dishes if you have the energy to cook chicken nuggets or fish or veggies or whatever.

Lunch. Breakfast. Dinner.

Carbs to keep you awake and moving.

Protein to fuel your muscles.

Bit of fiber to push it all through your guts easier.

Citric acid to avoid the scurvy.

Can be eaten hot or cold, and the shit's good, too.

You're gonna have something tasty to eat whether you can operate a microwave or not this week.

That's what you're gonna do.

[simplyghosting]

Sometimes a small vase and a couple of $4 mix and match bouquets can do wonders for a brighter day

[magpigment]

life can still be better, dragon child; you are loved by all and you have music in your soul. remember to listen to it, and you’ll know how precious you are.

anyway tallulah amirite

[skitskatdacat63]

I'll probably draw an actual thing of this at some point, but here is a musing on Prince/Duke Fernando 🤭

[greppelheks]

Planning: wake up, meditate, make coffee, take a shower, throw in laundry, do work, hang laundry, have lunch, pick up two packages, go back to work Reality: wake up, too late, ad, meditation not working, meditate, migraine, make coffee, take shower, forgot towel for hair, do laundry, start work, wifi not working, restart laptop, wifi not working, restart phone, start work, tension pain in shoulder, no concentration for work, laundry didn't dry properly put it in again, work, hang laundry, no lunch, go grocery shopping, pick up only one package because other package is not in yet, change pickup time for package to later moment in the day, pverstimulated by bright sun and hair in my face so feeling really stressed, not enough patience to properly prepare food so lunch didn't heat up enough and tastes bad, back to work, wifi not working, restart wifi, phone empty,

[meownotgood]

cute and polite creature. I was won over by his cuteness

[bluestempigeons]

Name ideas for this impossible to photograph creature? (my current goldies are Wiffle Ball, Tennis Racket, and Birdie if anyone has any ideas on how to continue that theme lol)

Also while we're here look at this fucking unit of a pond snail I pulled out of the 40g when I moved the big goldies to their summer pond