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I WANT ALL THE HUMANS REACTING TO THEIR TODDLER SIZED AUTOBOTS!! AHHH MY HEART! SO LITTLE BABIESSSššā¤ļøā¤ļøš„¹š„¹
All the humans pretty much react the same way to small, helpless Autobots.
Mass Displacement Mayhem Scenarios
Prowl
ā¢ āStop laughing.ā Snarling the words at you as you double over cackling. Nothing about this is funny. Only about knee high, he glares up at you. And bares his denta when you drop to your knees and drag him by an arm to you. āDonāt you dare.ā Struggling when you hook you arms around him and pick him up.
ā¢ āWhy are you so heavy Prowler-wowler,ā you croon as you shift him to a hip like a toddler. āSo widdle and cute.ā And the furious look on his face promises revenge, but right now? Youāre bigger and thereās nothing he can do about it. And it occurs to you that you should be taking advantage of how helpless he is. Seize your chance to escape. Instead of amusing yourself with his impotent fury, because heās just too adorable tiny. And baby talking him is making him angrier.
ā¢ Why are you talking to him like that?! āI swear to Primus Iāll punish you for this later.ā Squirming as you bounce him and tap him on the nose with a finger. Telling him that heās ācranky.ā And heās going to show you cranky when heās back to normal. āThis is undignified!ā Wait- are you carrying him out into the hall? Where someone might see?
Bluestreak
ā¢ Wincing at the high pitched squeal, he freezes as you drop to your knees and grab him. Smothering him in a hug so heās pressed against you as you fuss over him. And heās utterly speechless, too embarrassed to say a word of protest as you cuddle him. āYouāre so tiny! Why didnāt you tell me you could be tiny?ā Heās never heard your voice pitch that high before and youāre hugging him.
ā¢ Chest aching at how adorable little Bluestreak is, you cup his face in your palms. He doesnāt resist, optics wide. He was already so sweet, but this size? Dragging him into your lap, you play with his little door wings and spin a tiny tire, absolutely delighted. Can he still transform like this? Become a teeny little car? Hugging him to you as he makes a tiny noise, sprawled unresisting against you.
Sunny and Sides
ā¢ āI donāt need your help.ā Speed walking as fast as his shorter legs will allow, Sunny glares over his shoulder at you. And Sideswipe, his twin straddling your hip as you reach for him. Because Sideswipe had actually lifted him arms to be picked up. āStop!ā Hears Sides laughing as you snag him and wrap an arm around him, straightening with a soft grunt at his weight. Dangling, pinned against your body, he growls.
ā¢ Jeez, theyāre deceptively heavy. Shifting Sides on your hip, you carry the small bots as Sunny complains nonstop and squirms. And Sideswipe grabs onto you. āWatch your hands,ā you murmur at him as he stares up at you with big, innocent optics and doesnāt ease up his grip at all. Thereās no fussing at that face, he canāt possibly know better. āLook at you, two. Sunny, donāt pout.ā How are they so adorable?
Optimus
ā¢ āBig guy? Holy shit,ā you say, laughing as you kneel and cup his face in your hands. āHoly shit, youāre adorable!ā Sitting and dragging him into your lap, you can hardly breathe for laughing. Because heās so little and still looks so solemn and serious. Like the worldās gravest toddler.
ā¢ āSomethingās gone wrong. Iām guessing Wheeljack,ā he says, faltering when you tip his face up, grinning. And kiss him on the forehead. āAre you okay?ā Because youāre still giggling. Arms wrapping around him, he finds his face pressed against your soft body as you squeeze him as tight as you can. Is this size causing aggression in you? Are you attacking?
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#transformers x reader#optimus prime x reader#sunstreaker x reader#sideswipe x reader#prowl x reader#bluestreak x reader#bluestreak#sideswipe#sunstreaker#optimus prime#tf prowl
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aaron pierre x actress!reader
suspect isā¦ but it gets softer every time
It couldnāt be the worst time to do this : it was quite late, the day had just ended on another long series of interviews and photoshoots, running around to promote the new lion king movie, but here you were, giggling to yourselves as you stood in the corridors leading to your respective rooms.
"Tell me why you should be the one starting the tiktok again ?" asks Aaron, his back on one of the walls. He was still dressed in his day clothes, all in black. "Because ladies first, and youāre a gentleman are you not ?" You answered, raising an eyebrow at him playfully.
"okay, letās do it !" you put yourselves in position, Aaron at the left and you at the right. You hold your phone up, starting to film while walking. "suspect looks like scar but wanted to be the main character." Looking back at you, aaron stops in his track, putting his hand on his mouth "wow ! thatās crazy work, ā¦".
The video then cuts to you walking as youāre now seen on the screen. "Suspect swears she has the biggest back in London." He says, trying to surpass his laughter but couldnāt help it when he saw your shocked face. " you know im right ! I am confident in my arse." You say proudly.
"Suspect almost became a stepdad." You add, now filming him walking. "Wooow, really ? you want to do me dirty like this ?". This game was becoming a bit too funny. Tears were almost coming to your lash line as you laughed when reminiscing about the day he told you about one of his ex. "Suspect asked kelvin to marry her so she could have the green card."
Now, this was interesting. You stopped walking, turning to him with a guilty smile. "and DID ! I mean, he told me he would do it, so donāt be jealousā¦"
"suspect is a big back. Always trying to eat from my plate when he has his !" actually, this was true. With the amount of time yāall and the cast were spending together, lunches and dinners were now tradition, and overtime aaron had developed the habit of eating in both his and your plate at the same time. "I already told you, the food is better when it comes from your plate ! I donāt make rules." He retorted, his cheeks reddening a bit.
Phone in hand, aaron started to walk with you, "suspect canāt sleep without hearing my voice." he told everybody, airing out your little secret. "I do actually, I canāt help it I love your voice." You admit, looking at him with this cute frown of yours. "Suspect is really really handsome and talented." You added, smiling at aaron as he stopped walking.
"Anw, lovie.." he answered, coming towards you to hug you. Still recording, your giggles were heard as your face went in his chest as yāall were hugging. Last but not least, "suspect deserves the world, every bit of happiness that comes towards her." Finally said aaron, teeth all out as he smiled at your surprised face.
"You love me.. like I know you actually love me." You said, trying your best not to laugh as you started to pout before you took your phone back to stop the video.
#tiktok!comments
@user1 not the green card š
@kelvin harrison jr I always knew he wanted to be me šā¤ļø
@starsliving who wouldnāt want to be you ?š¤°š½š¤±š½
@user2 they actually look good together stop meee
@LionKing I know mufasa and sarabi have been enjoying themselves š¦ā¤ļø
@kelvin harrison jr donāt star now. Iāll get maddd
@user3 raw (both of them). next question
@user4 itās the height difference for me
@ starsliving everything aaron said in this tiktok is pure defamation
@aaronpierre you know youāre lying š¤„
@user5 look at how his eyes glistened when she told him he was handsome AND talented š„¹
@ melosliving 2025
#actor!reader#aaron pierre fluff#aaron pierre x black reader#aaron pierre#mufasa : the lion king#aaron pierre x reader
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You should do cheka in 10 yrs maybe hes a first year in nrc
Omg Cheka NRC era?? š
A lot of the headcanons I have written here were inspired by child!Simbaās behaviors, just cuz I donāt think heād yet have the traits of adult!Simba at 15 years old + we donāt know a lot about adolescent!Simba.
What comes after Ever After?
Cheka Kingscholar is one of latest fresh-faced first years at NRCāand, as Fate would have it, the Mirror of Darkness sorts him into Savanaclaw, the very same dorm his beloved uncle once ruled over. Chekaās so excited about the news that he phones up his uncle on the spot and lets him know!! (āOi, arenāt you in the middle of the opening ceremony right now?! Sheesh, to think that the heir to the throne has no regard for maintaining decorum during formal functionsā¦ Olā Kifaji would shed a tear if he knew.ā)
Speaking of phoning back home, Cheka keeps lines of communication with his family open! Heās constantly calling or writing to say hi or to give life updates. Boy can yap for what seems like forever, which deeply annoys Leona, but makes his parents gush about how excitable he is.
Heās the bane of most of his classmatesā existence. His cheer and boundless energy alone are annoying enough to deal with, but heās also got a cocky streak to him. Cheka frequently boasts about how heāll be king someday and speaks passionately about these lofty, grand ideals he has. It gives the impression that he doesnāt fully understand the weight of his crown quite yet.
His ego has him stupidly challenging his dorm leader like every other week for the seat. Cheka always gets his ass handed to him, but that doesnāt stop him from getting back up and trying again!! His dorm members think heās reckless, but they have to admire his tenacity.
Chekaās a āgo with the flowā kind of guy. If something goes wrong, heāll let it slide or shrug it off. He lives by this motto from his home countryā¦ Hakuna matata! Ever heard of it? It means āno worries for the rest of your days.ā Unfortunately, this also means he had a tendency to run away from problems rather than attempting to solve them. This has earned him no shortage of ire from staff and fellow students alike.
Heās not very interested or gifted in academics; Cheka has a habit of getting distracted in lectures and cutting classes in favor of going on what he calls āadventuresā into unknown nooks and crannies on campus, especially the forbidden areas. Heās too curious not to! āDanger?ā Cheka barely bats an eye. āI laugh in the face of danger.ā
He likes to eat grubs and other bugs in his food, claiming that they ātaste like chickenā and that theyāre an excellent source of protein. Chekaās adventurous stomach has made him infamous on campus; heāll sometimes receive dares to try out strange food concoctions (chocolate milk, corn, and jello was a recent one), which heās always up for.
Cheka is not as good at magift/spelldrive as he would like (despite pestering his uncle to coach him). He also weirds his classmates out whenever theyāre playing a sport and he tries to rally them to do a group chant.
A proud member of the Pop/Light Music Club!! Heās great at improvising lyrics and getting the audience to clap and dance along to the upbeat songs he writes.
Has two bodyguards enrolled at the school to protect him, similar to the hat Sebek and Silver did for Malleus 10 years ago. Theyāre kinda goofy and laidback, but if Cheka is ever in need of help, theyāre there for him.
Sometimes Kifaji pays a visit to Night Raven College to check up on his prince. He usually has a scolding prepared for Cheka, whether it be on his behavior or grades, but it comes from a place of genuine love and concern. Cheka reassures him that heās doing fiiine, so lay off and let him live a little, wonāt he?
Cheka loves to swim around in the Savanaclaw loungeās indoor pool. He once dove into it from the second story railing and did a dive bomb, sending water flying everywhere.
On nights when he canāt sleep, he gazes out of his bedroom window and stares at the stars. They look so different on Sageās Island than they do back homeābut stargazing always makes Cheka feel less lonely. He knows the great kings of the past are looking down on him, and that his father and uncle are blanketed under this same sky.
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst headcanons#twisted wonderland headcanons#Cheka Kingscholar#after ever after#curiouser and curiouser#Leona Kingscholar#Kifaji#Neji#Simba#Falena Kingscholar
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āI donāt know what to do now. I really love him.ā
#šššššš#stop stop STOP š I canāt do this right now#nick nelson#narlie#heartstopper netflix#heartstopper#s3#official trailer
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Hey. Sorry about the inactivity, but pretty sure no one cared that much anyways lol. Been a looooong time since I kept that distant from Tumblrā¦at least now I know Iām able to survive without checking posts every day/being chronically online! Iāve got an intense love-hate relationship with this lifestyle Iāve dug myself into. Think Iām getting a little bit better with the balance even if school isnāt really giving me an option. Got a load of work I need to keep catching up on if I donāt want to disappoint my professors. Weāll survive somehow. Here take a quick batch of Puzzle doodles k bye
#the hell am I so anxious about? maybe itās just overstimulation stuff#hoping itāll die down because I canāt keep enjoying myself when Iām like this#seriously is starting to mess with my flight responses over the tiniest things#like yea obviously I needed to stay logged out of Tumblr so I would focus more on schoolwork#but uhhhh gonna be transparent and say a huge part of it is the jolts of anxiety :(#like even the thought of logging back here has caused me to feel like sweating#my brain kept saying āno I donāt want to I canāt do thatā even when I felt bad for missing out on others posts#like I want to be here so I can support my mutuals dammit!!!#Iām a mess. Iām such a broken mess oh great lovely spectacular#maybe the culminating stress of final exam deadlines is worsening stuff as well#I canāt tell you why Iām like this I just am š#anyways thinking Iāll start adapting to the distance. Sorry but being a shut-in is more appealing right now#I just need time to be with myself and not be so invested in the lives of others#anyways whatās something mildly positive I can wrap this up with so I donāt seem patheticā¦.#ah yes the final Puzzle sketch here was drawn today before a class period#one of my fellow classmates noticed and audibly asked me āis that Mr. Puzzles?ā#IT TOOK EVERTHING IN MY WILLPOWER TO NOT LET OUT A GIDDY SHRIEK#Felt like my eyes bulged and I jolted in enthusiasm jskjsksp spontaneous happiness?? actally experiencing the feeling of fitting in??#anyways I responded with a very normal āWAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM???ā while trying to suppress grinning or going āteeheeā#anyways now itās my personal mission to keep initiating conversations with her because AUUUUUGH SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS IāM LOSING IT#proceeded to talk about Murder Drones & TADC like holy SHIT I didnāt think I would ever find animation peeps in my psychology class auuu šš#itās a MIRACLE man this may be a sign that college wonāt be isolating anymore yaaaaayyy#PUZZLE IS SINGLE HANDILY HELPING ME TALK TO PEOPLE BOTH ONLINE AND IRL THIS IS WILD#all hail the best comfort character seriously holy shitālike imagine she never noticed me drawing Puzzles!! IāD STILL BE LONELY AS HELL#okay sorry Iāll stop typing like a teenager and go back to pretending to be well-versed in speech & conducting myself ānormallyā :3#doodles#sketches#hplonesome art#not tagging with Puzzles because hahaaaaa donāt look at me
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#I have spent the last 7 hours in the kitchen.#i am about to try this recipe that I was very hopeful for but GUYSā¦ it does NOT look good š#this is a rare example of me following a recipe exactly so I know that it isnāt my fault if this is bad. I think itās gonna be bad.#Iām laughing because Iām exhausted and Iāve been looking forward to this dinner all day and Iāve been on my feet cooking nonstop#and sitting in front of me? goop.#Iām not even mad. and believe it or not it was good of me to try. trying a new recipe was the right thing to do.#but lord almighty I think itās gonna taste BAD#Iām just staring at it afraid. this is the moment before I know if hours of cooking were wasted. ahhhhhhh#okay biting now#HM. YEAH. thatās fine I was in the mood for a protein shake anyway!#I promise I am not usually wasteful. I make meals last for days because my tummy is 20% of its original size. but boy howdy#I canāt stop laughing this tastes so badddddd#my stuff
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My dad is depressed so he wanted me to come over in the middle of my route for work so I did and weāre just sitting in the same room doing nothing not talking or anything. But I have to stay here for a while or he will tell me heās going to kill himself and ill end up with 8 missed calls and walls of text telling me Iām evil and I love money more than him. Well not to be that guy but youāre a grown ass man figure this out with other grown ass people. Iām busy.
#sometimes I wonder what he would do with himself if me and my sister were normal kids away at college#like why are you so clingy. stop please š#well Iām kinda glad he doesnāt wanna talk right now cuz Iām kinda pissed but I canāt let him know that. so. lol
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why he so mysteriousā¦
demur
#weezer#rivers cuomo#i had a bad day! well actually i looked freaking amazing and got sm compliments today sooo!! i am pretty as freaksauce.#it was fairly good but i failed my physics test :(( ā¦. itās so sadā¦ 34 percent before the curve.#34?!??? HOW???? I THOUGHT J ATE TS UP???#so yeah; insane ā¦. but itās okay because iām good at other stuff and have other things i am good at!#oh yeah so guys guys guys.#thereās this girl who i do not like and i have not liked her since freshman year; right? and sheās fairly popular; your average overachieve#ing person; BUT i always didnāt like her. she left a bad taste in my mouth and i didnāt know if i was just jealous or WHAT#BUT I HAVE REASON TO HATE JER! MY GUT WAS RIGHT!#good job lyss#sheās a homewrecker and basically likes to get w people who have partnersā¦. AND SHE WSS BEING FLIRTY W MY BF LIKE HELLO ???#who she think she is?#my bf doesnāt talk to her anymore since i said i donāt rlly like her and how she is thankfully#but my friend was talking to me in Seminar and was like āoh ya if i had a bf iād kms than let him be around her.ā is that mean ? or is it#okay since she has done that multiple times then gets defensive and hates to be called out for kt#her gf right now had cheated on her boyfriend for the girl i donāt like; and this has happened TWICE!#HELLO???#like wtfā¦. and she sends the screenshots of it when she stops talking w the person who cheated on their partner for her and starts to play#the victimā¦ like the weezer song. you canāt pay for dinner w the victim card ya.#well billy talent; but you know what i mean. so sheās playing the victim and she was saying āomgā¦. this feels so wrongā¦. but-but i love you.#stfu yn š#like holy moly. holy guac. āi donāt know how to quit youā¦ā turn off your phone ! (^^) close the app !#easy as that girl dw i got you#but for real. NOBODY LIKES JER BC SHES SO TOXIC. OMG IM SO JAPPY IM NOT ALONE ONNMY HATE TRAIN#anyways yeah. i can go more in detail for you all if anybody cares about my silly high school drama
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DOMINATRIX CHASE?????
#iām just. sorry ignore me iām really just. being hatecrimed by hatecrimes md i guess#was NOT fucking expecting that. oh my god. iāve rewound and rewatched the moment when he realizes what heās going to have to do like.#TEN TIMES i just canāt stop. that little look he does around the room. and then he just FULLY COMMITS#ROBERT CHASE WHO ARE YOU#and it didnāt even work ššš rip chase *i* think youāre pretty#really did not see this side of him coming.#and i havenāt even touched on the whole cameron-and-house situation! cameron holy shit what are you fucking DOING#was NOT prepared at all for this episode to be this wild. i kind of just clicked on it aimlessly hoping to get it out of the way because i#know that the NEXT episode is supposed to be really good and iām very excited to get to it. but the absolute RIDE i am being taken on right#now is. well. itās.#anyway i think iāve now recovered enough to move on and watch the rest of the episode but let me state for the record right now that my#current prediction on what caused the patientās whole stroke crisis in the waiting room is that when house yelled at him he immediately got#so hard that all the blood in his body started trying to simultaneously rush down to his [REDACTED]ā#caseyposting
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finally got every shrine and every lightroot in totk!!!! keels over and dies
#maybe Iāll actually go and finish that totk doodle dump I started weeks ago lol#but there are still a few outfits I really wantā¦#I gotta stop myself at some point cause I am not interested in even attempting to 100% this game lol#I only have like 100 korok seeds idc#also I never finished the shrines in botw and I only did part of one DLC lol#I was gonna do all that first but then I was getting too much fomo with totk so I broke down and bought it a few weeks after release haha#and now it will be hard to go back to botw cause Iāll be like#omg right I canāt ascend š#ohhhh sweet this weapon is great but itāll be even BETTER ifā¦wait no I canāt fuse#wtf i can only pick up metal? oh yeah#I miss my sage buddies :( now I have to fight everything all by myself again#hahaha
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i finished my call down the hawk reread!! now im off to read mister impossible for the first time š
#lil rundown on my reading history specifically with this series that absolutely no one cares about but#i read the first 3 books of trc in Jan 2015 waited for trk in 2016 and read it right when it came out#around 2017/18 i kinda just stopped reading all together i was focused on school#when cdth came out in 2019 I hadnāt read any books for quite some time but i read this and i really enjoyed it#more than i thought I would at the time#flash forward to 2023 I hadnāt read a book since cdth in 2019 š god itās bad I know#so I made it a challenge for myself in 2023 alli you will read ONE book ONE you can do it#well december rolls around I have yet to read a book LIKE GIRL#so I was like you are not gonna fail this badly thatās so embarrassing so i decided to read the foxhole court#enjoyed it so much#it reminded me of how bad i loved trc and how much i missed it#so now i have reread the entire trc series and as you can see just finished rereading cdth#now im going into the unknown WEEEE#i will get back to aftg series after i finished the dreamer trilogy i swear!!#i just canāt leave this world for another again until Iāve seen it through to the end finally#ANYWAY MY GOD#alli.txt
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maybe cori is a bit protective of hermes bc she was also the weird kid in her village lmao
#tbh i think elpis is kind of hard for them bc they know they canāt change anything. whatās happened happened and all that#but itās hard to connect the hermes in front of them with the fandaniel who was causing all this grief for them#and like. she spends this whole section extending him kindness and grace and befriending him with the knowledge of what happens hanging over#and like the longer it goes on the more clear it becomes what is going to happen but they still defend him from the others because thatās#what feels right to her and ugh idk!!!! iām just emo about their doomed friendship agdhdjsk#nothing she could do to stop it and if she did stop it she would destroy everything but she still feels like she let him down i think#when i finished enw i really thought cori felt at peace now#but the longer i think about it the more i think they just feel kinda bad about everything agdhdjek#bad about hermes. bad about zenos. bad about themself.#ktisis and the aitiascope make me so emotional and now i canāt even do syrcus without getting emo for a second over the clown#(yes i was in the hermes tag before making this post what about it š)#i need a text post tag#endwalker spoilers
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I want to sleep!!
#Iām so mad about work right now that I canāt sleep#I donāt even know how Iām going to handle tomorrow#I have to have serious conversations with two team members because they were fucking around on my watch#and Iām a little annoyed because I ranted to one of the supervisors about them not listening to me#he went ahead and talked to them Iām guessing because one of them messaged me trying to apologize#and itās like I get what he was trying to do but I was going to handle it#and on top of that#we are changing our location within property so tomorrow and the next two weeks are going to be a mess#Iām just so tired of this shit#and I have been applying to other jobs#I have been doing my best to change my circumstances#but no one wonāt me#and like Iām still working on this job app and itās been like a week#At least now Iām almost done with my resume#but I still need to format it and write a cover letter š#sorry for all this#I just canāt stop thinking of work
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i love when people ask me what happened with my ex because Iām like are you sureā¦are u preparedā¦cause bb this is a whole story time i got pictures and everything š and theyāre never prepared šš Iām glad i can laugh abt it now because everything ive been thru has legitimately been Fucked but its also embarrassing having to explain everything and then say how i still got back with him after all that and it kinda makes me sad for the girl i was that i was riding so hard for a boy (canāt even call him a man) that literally hates me. obviously i was too blinded by my love for him because no one that ālovesā you will treat u like that but i know that now and will never allow someone to treat me like that again. especially when Iām the prize bbš
#the only men i allow in my life now are men that respect me and my boundaries and treat me like a princess#i canāt stop dying at the fact i showed my friend a picture of the 19 year old and she immediately was like stop no i canāt even look at#that anymore#and then the next girl i showed her she was like omg stop ew he hooked up with her?? sheās literally insane like a pathological liar#and Iām like girlā¦ i know š#anyways there could not be more signs that Iām doing the right thing for myself and moving onto much better things <3#also Iām not religious but god bless whoever he ends up with because if i found out my man treated women like that..esp ones he supposedly#loves Iām running away instantly
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iāve literally replayed the end of 3x01 four times.
#911 lb#itās just the way that. eddieās frustrated because the idea that buck holds no value over his life except being a firefighter is#so unthinkable to him#he just wants buck to be grateful to be alive and he has less patience than everyone else because of it#and thatās EXACTLY literally EXACTLY what buck needs#he needs someone to tell him to stop sulking someone who refuses to smother him and makes him get out of bed instead#and eddieās way of doing that is to give buck christopher (his heart as acknowledged in-show)#because he knows buck needs a purpose#and when he goes āmaybe youāll learn something he never feels sorry for himselfā#Scream. for all the four times iāve watched that scene#and hen literally says buck has nothing outside of being a firefighter unlike all of them#and eddieās silent and in less than a year he chooses to tie buck to his family irrevocably#while two scenes later he forcibly drags buck out of bed and gives him his kid LIKE.#i truly believe this moment should be in the top 10 hottest buddie scenes#i also need like a 10-page analysis of bobby in this ep like jesus#stopped right before tsunami because i canāt do that right now but i remember thinking this ep wasnāt that great but i was WRONG#some of the calls arenāt that good#but other than that itās everythingā¦#the party scenes š#and this ep has buck saying madney should get married already + them talking about kids itās so š„ŗ#and christopher was so cute and small like iāll cryā¦#also thinking about it tho and. like i love ali martin so bad. but itās funny that she and buck broke up because of him being a firefighter#and then weeks (? what is the 911 timeline itās so nonsensical) later heās told he canāt go back to regular duty
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Practice [L.H]
pairing: Logan Howlett x reader
summary: Your roommate Logan lets you practise giving a blowjob on him for your date with another guy.
warnings: smut, 18+, oral sex (f&m receiving, readerās first time), Logan is a liittle mean but just a little and he gets softer towards the end, spitting,Ā jerking off, Logan keeps his socks on I think itās hot okay šš, Logan calls reader bub, baby, good girl, pretty girl; Wade is mentioned but Iām imagining a younger Logan than in DP&W
word count: 3.2k (this was supposed to be a drabble lol idk what happened)
āWhoās the lucky guy?ā Logan asks from the sofa as you walk past him in your pretty date outfit. Youāve got some time left before your date but you decided to get ready early in a bout of nervousness.
āThis guy Iāve been seeing,ā you tell him, trying to seem nonchalant. You havenāt yet mentioned to Logan that youāve been on a few dates. He spends a lot of time in his room, away from you and Wade, and he just never happened to be there to hear about your dates.
Logan mutes the tv. āWhat guy?ā
āMet him online.ā
āAnd heās so good to you that you get this pretty for him?ā
You smile at his indirect compliment and sit down next to him.
āYeah, heās nice. Iā¦ I think we might go a step further today,ā you feel your cheeks heating up, āIām kind of nervous.ā
You see his jaw clench slightly, āIf heās a good guy he shouldnāt make you nervous.ā
āIām not nervous because of him, itās just that it would be my first time. And I donāt want to be bad.ā
He chuckles and leans back, āYou wonāt be bad. Just make him go on top.ā
Logan isnāt taking your hint, so you take a deep breath to gather your courage. āWhat if he wants me to go down on him and I donāt know how to do it? Will youā¦ā your voice falters as his eyes meet yours.
āWill you help me?ā you stutter and Logan immediately begins to smirk. Embarrassment spreads through your body.
āHelp you how?ā He asks, smug.
Itās too late to go back now. āWell, I donāt know. Like, explain how it works or.. you could show me?ā you shrug.
āYou probably know better than me how to find porn online.ā
āNo, I mean show me on you.ā Thatās all the courage you can muster for the day and you wonder if you will even have the strength to look back into Loganās eyes. He solves that problem for you, putting a finger under your chin and pushing it up so youāre looking at him.
āYou wanna suck my cock?ā He sounds annoyed and you immediately want to die.
āIt wouldnāt have to mean anything,ā you look at his cheeks, his nose, anywhere but his eyes, āI just wanna know if Iām doing it right. Itās okay if you canāt cum, I just want to practise.ā
Logan scans your face for a sign of discomfort ā other than your embarrassment āĀ but he doesnāt find any. His features soften, āYou really wanna go down on me, bub?ā
You nod quickly, āFor practice.ā
āMhm, for practice.ā Heās mocking you, but all you can do is ignore it.
A thrill shoots through your body at his next words: āCāmere then.ā He spreads his legs, clothed in jeans that strain around the thickness of his delicious thighs. You can see the outline of his abs through his tank top. You canāt believe this is happening ā youāve had a crush on him since you saw him for the first time.
Logan beckons you between his legs and you move to sit on the carpet, its fluffiness stopping your bare knees from hurting. Your short skirt rides up your ass and you pull it down self-consciously despite what youāre about to do.
āYou sure about this, bub?ā Logan asks again from above you. You gulp when you look up at him. How does he look even better from below?
āYeah,ā you assure him, your panties already growing wet. You sit down and try to patiently wait for instruction but you end up squirming. When you look back up at Logan heās got one of his eyebrows raised.
āYou donāt know how to open a belt either?ā
āWell, yeah but donāt we have toāā your mouth starts to water when the rough clink of his belt interrupts you. Heās all but ripping open his belt; he unbuttons his jeans and takes out his hard cock. You almost get goosebumps.
āOh,ā you say.
āIf a guy likes you, he doesnāt need any time to get ready. Foreplay is just to get the woman nice and wet,ā Logan tells you, although youāre barely listening. All you know is that you wouldnāt need the foreplay either, youāre uncomfortably wet, trying to get friction against your legs that are folded underneath you.
Logan watches you stare at his erection, āTake your top off. I like seeing your pretty face but thatāll make it an even nicer view.ā
āBut Iām not wearing anything underneath,ā you thumb at the thin straps of your top.
He smirks, āeven better.ā He reaches down to pull the top up by your waist but then hesitates.
You nod but Logan rolls his eyes. āUse your words.ā
āYou can take it off,ā you say but you nevertheless put your arms in front of your tits when he pulls your top over your head.Ā
Logan chuckles, āBaby, Iāve been dying to see your tits since I first met you. You really think you gotta hide?ā The nickname makes you melt and your arms immediately drop to your sides.Ā
You sit up straighter as Logan lets out a low moan, āGod, look at you. So fucking perfect.ā He reaches out to grope your tits almost clumsily. His cock bobs in front of you as he leans down to touch you and you feel yourself getting addicted to him already. You just want to start.
With a last rough squeeze of your tit, Logan leans back. āWet your lips,ā he instructs. You lick your lips.
āWetter,ā he says, and your eyebrows crease in confusion as you lick your lips again.
Logan huffs, spits into his hand, and smears his spit over your mouth, āThere. Donāt you look fucking pretty like this.ā You just about purr against his hand and then push against it with your cheek.
You place your hands on either of his knees and lean in to kiss the tip of his cock, all swollen and ready. You immediately feel the urge to go further but your shyness takes over, so you keep pressing wet kisses to his length.
āGod,ā Logan groans, leaning his head back in pleasure as you keep kissing, and you start to use some more spit.
āLook at you, donāt even need me to tell you what to do,ā he pulls his arms behind his head smugly, like an asshole, and you smile, getting shy again. You kiss along the underside of his cock some more, getting more desperate with every second.
āWhat now?ā You ask.Ā
Logan softly smiles at you for a second, pulling his jeans and boxers further down his thighs. You pull them off completely as he pulls off his top. Heās naked in front of you now, except for his socks, and you take a second to appreciate all the broadness and his muscles. The hair from his chest all the way over his abs and down to his cock is begging for you to kiss every inch of it but you force yourself to focus.
Logan takes his cock in his hand to lift it out of the way, and slowly starts to jerk off. His eyes go to you and then to his balls, and you get what he wants you to do. Still, he gives you one word: āLick.ā
You move forward, inhaling all his manly smell, instinctively going to press another wet kiss to his cock. You let spit pool in your mouth and begin to lick all over his balls, feeling the heaviness of them on your tongue.
āTake as much as you can, baby,ā he rasps, continuing to jerk off. You almost slap his hand away ā you want to be the one making him feel good ā but you stop yourself.
You do as he tells you, opening your mouth to cover as much of him as you can, the warmth of his balls against your tongue making you drool.
āYeah, baby, juuust like that. Thatās a good girl,ā he breathes heavily.
Your pussy clenches around nothing at his words, and you have to take a deep breath to focus on anything but the wet ache between your thighs.
His balls move against your tongue from his jerking off, and you gently suck on the skin, moving around a few inches every few seconds. But the movement from his hand on his cock is becoming distracting and, without thinking, you instinctively push his hand away.Ā
He stills and then smiles, lifting his hand away. He lightly leans his elbows on the back of the sofa to the sides of him.Ā
āYou can start sucking my cock now if youāre ready, baby. Been doing such a good job.ā
āI donāt know if I can take all of it,ā you pout. Even just imagining his dick down your throat feels too much, though not in a bad way. Heās just so fucking big.Ā
āJust take as much as you can. I bet you can take more of me than you think.ā
His words motivate you. You go up slightly on your knees, carefully wrapping your hand around his cock. You spit on it, letting it slowly slide down the sides as you begin to spread it with your hand.Ā
Logan huffs out a laugh from above you, āSo adorable. You donāt need to be so careful. Here, do it like this.ā He wraps his much bigger hand around yours and he starts to jerk off with your hand, showing you how rough you can be as he starts to fuck your fist.Ā
You clear your throat, āCan I use my mouth now?ā
He bites his lip, āReady when you are, baby. Just breathe through your nose and relax.ā Oh, youāre relaxed. Being between Loganās meaty thighs is the best youāve felt in your life.Ā
You press another kiss to the tip of his cock and part your lips to take him in your mouth. The first second you feel the heaviness of his cock on your tongue is like heaven. Logan lets out a low moan and you look up to find his eyes already on your face. He looks like a god from below, his muscles starting to glisten with a thin layer of sweat.
Opening your mouth wider, you take more of him. You start to jerk him off where your mouth canāt reach but you do your best to go as deep as you can, moving up and down with your wet mouth.
The feeling of Loganās cock in your mouth is addicting, and the quiet sounds he is making even more so.Ā
āDoinā so good for me, baby,ā he whispers, voice weak. You look up into his eyes as you suck his dick, spit starting to run down your hand, and a smirk spreads on Loganās face.
āSuch a pretty girl,ā he leans his head back.
Your jaw is starting to strain because heās so big but you never want to stop doing this. You swallow down the taste of his precum and canāt wait to actually make him come. Heās starting to pulse in your mouth, abs contracting with every time your tongue moves.
Youāre wondering how much longā
āYāgonna make me come, baby. Gonna come so hard,ā Logan moans, and you figure heās warning you but you want nothing more than his cum in your mouth.
You put in all the effort you can, sucking Loganās cock further down your throat, cheeks hollowing. You start to feel him at the back of your throat, spit spilling from your lips.
Logan groans, and then heās filling up your mouth, pumping his cum down your throat as you eagerly swallow. You look up at him through your lashes, taking in his face, his eyes shut and mouth hanging open in pleasure as a long, almost pathetic, groan comes out.
Heās coming longer than youād expect, coming in your mouth in sticky ropes, a hand guiding the back of your head. You still pout when heās finally drained and he slowly pulls his hips back.
Logan sighs a last breath of pleasure and holds his hand in front of your mouth. āWhat?ā you ask.
āSpit.ā
āUh, I swallowed,ā you say.
āReally?ā
You stick out your tongue for Logan to see your empty mouth.
He smirks. āGod,ā he huffs, āso fucking perfect. Cāmere.ā He pulls you up to the sofa and sits you on his lap, your bare chest against his. Logan pushes his mouth against yours, kissing you like heās filled with a new desire, as if you didnāt just make him come.
You donāt get to kiss him for very long though, because he pulls you to lie down on the sofa, turning so your legs are spread around him.
āām gonna show you what itās supposed to feel like for someone to eat your pussy. Just so you know your date is doinā it right, ākay?ā
What date? You almost ask. You remember for a second but then, looking at him, all of your thoughts are replaced with Logan again. āYes,ā you nod hornily, āPlease.ā
āThere you go, got you even saying please now. You want it that bad, huh?ā
All you can do is nod as he pulls down your skirt and panties. He almost goes cross-eyed when he sees your pussy for the first time.
āGod, baby, you coulda said something. Such an eager little thing. You got that wet from having my cock in your mouth, hm? Gonna make you come so good, yeah?ā
You nod again and he bends down to press another sloppy kiss to your lips, kissing down your neck and stopping at your chest, āCanāt get enough of these,ā he plays with your tits, desperately grabbing at them like a man seeing a woman naked for the first time.
He smiles up at you when he realises how much time heās spent at your chest, pressing a last kiss to your sternum before placing one of his big hands on your tit and kissing further down. You assume heās going to stop before he gets to your pussy, just to tease you, but he kisses all the way down from your belly button to your clit, starting to make out with your pussy.
āLogan,ā you moan, your hand flying to his hand on one of your boobs.
āFeel good?ā He asks, and you almost faint when you look at his head pushed between your thighs. He looks exactly right, as if this is where he was meant to be the entire time.
āMhmm.ā
He chuckles against your pussy, tongue darting out to play with your clit. The ache between your legs starts to get worse with him there, and you feel your pussy clenching around nothing.
Logan smirks and pushes your thighs further apart with a rough hand. He starts to gently rub your clit, and youāve finally got the friction youāve been needing this entire time. Youāre already close.Ā
You let out an involuntary moan as he pushes his thick middle finger inside you, and you grip his hand on your tit harder, and he squeezes you there, lovingly.Ā
āI got you, baby,ā he says into your pussy before starting to fuck you with his finger, pushing another one in as he begins to rub a sweet little spot inside that you can never reach yourself.Ā
He leans in to start licking your clit again, circling it with his tongue and, ever so slightly, beginning to suck.Ā
Youāre so close, the waves of pleasure almost, just almost, flooding over you. You squirm, your knees pushing together, held open by his broad shoulders.Ā
Logan sucks harder, fingers fucking into you with your clit pulsing against his tongue.Ā
It only takes a few more seconds of Loganās mouth on your pussy for you to come. Pleasure explodes within you and floods your entire body as you arch your back, pushing further into him and his wet mouth and thick fingers.
Logan doesnāt stop until youāre satisfied and your legs go numb around him.
He grins at you, biting his lip to stop his smile from spreading too far, and he presses a kiss to the middle of your belly, squeezing your tit gently before letting go. You feel cold without him there.
With your legs still around him, you instinctively pull him in and he lies down next to you on the sofa, gently caging you against the back of it to give you the more comfortable side as he balances on the edge.
āYou wanna know how good you taste?ā Logan asks, not waiting for an answer before he kisses you. You slide your hand behind his neck to pull him in, tasting yourself on his tongue.
He stops kissing you. āSo.. you still going on your date?ā
You feel your cheeks getting hot, āWhat if I told youuuā¦ā you twirl a strand of Loganās hair thatās hanging over his forehead, āthat there never was a date. Or a guy.ā
Logan breaks out in a smile, āYou were too shy to ask me to fuck you so you made up an entire person?ā
You hear the key turning in the lock in that moment, and even though youāll be covered by the back of the sofa Logan shields you with his hands as best as he can, reaching for your clothes.
Wade comes in and you immediately sit up, holding Loganās hand and forearm to your tits to cover them.
āGuess what happened?ā you squeal at Wade.
Wadeās eyes go over to you and then to Logan, and he drops his bags of grocery shopping to jump up and down, āWas it my plan? I told you my plan would work!ā
You grin, āIt was your plan.ā
Logan looks between you and Wade, rolling his eyes but heās unable to hide a smile.
āIt was a good plan, right? I told her she could just ask you out but she was too shy so I told her to make up a guy sheās dating,ā Wade explains.
āAlright,ā Logan laughs quietly, āNow fuck off so I can fuck my girl again.ā
Wadeās eyes go wide and he says what youāre thinking, āMy girl? Iād faint if he called me that. You owe me,ā he points at you.
You blow a kiss at Wade and he pretends to catch it, pressing it to his lap. You roll your eyes and smile, waving at him, āYou heard him, weāve got stuff to do.ā
The almost animalistic smirk Logan gives you when Wade is gone should scare you, but it only makes you want him more. He picks you up in his arms, carrying you to his room. You canāt wait for whatās to come.
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