#stop puppy barking

[goodpvppy]

make me stop rambling and overthinking by shoving your fingers in my mouth and let me get hazy thinking only about pleasing you you you

[barksbog]

when you're a big dramatic collie but the neighbours ducks outside the fence refuse to listen to you so you have to throw a tantrum about it

[teddybeartoji]

WAIT NO BUT WHAT ABOUT DOG TRAINER TOJI WITH PUPPY READER………. Oh god i think i’m going to pass out mickey Please hold my hand while i have a heart attack over tjis

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NONNIE WE ARE GOING TO HOLD HANDS AND WE ARE GOING TO GET HEART ATTACKS TOGETHER BECAUSE OOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AN INSANE CONCEPT,, him giving you a treat every time you do what he asks of you.......................... he's so, so fucking smug while doing it all too. like he tells you to kneel in front of him and then he's just there staring at you with the cockiest smirk ever while praising you for being so good and giving you the treat. and he one hundred percent feeds it to you too yk? like he's not handing it over to you, he holds it out on the palm of his hand and lets you take it yourself................................... nonnie i'm gonna die. he feels your tongue over his skin, maybe your teeth graze him a little too and his dick is twitching in his pants at the sensation... and then you're staring at him again, so eager for your next command. your tails swings behind you and toji doesn't miss the way your thighs rub together as you're sat before him. do you like it when he praises you? or is it just the fact that he's ordering you around? or is it the promise of a real treat after all these smaller ones? hmmmmmm there are so many possibilities and toji can't wait to figure it all out. he can't wait to see what really makes his pup tick<333333333333

[golden-girl-daisy]

If I rip up enough toys maybe I can kill the roomba!

[zahkeete]

I need a chew toy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

[puppy-barkz]

[goodpvppy]

this puppy has to be stuffed and made to sit prettily, only good for his owner’s pleasure and enjoyment. there’s no thoughts in puppy’s mind aside from being a good warmer and being obedient ૮ ◜ ‧̫ ◝ ა

[dog-collared-moved]

owner said i did a good job and was a good boy for them we fucked and then i cockwarmed them for the first time ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

I think of this photo of Frankie in his forever home with actual love and comfort for the first time, very often.

[spinobsessed]

Maybe my parents feel the same way about me as I do about my dog

I had a goal, some expectations for her, and I did lots of research to be able to give her only the best and how to teach her right. But it’s way harder than I thought it’d be and she has some issues that I just don’t know how to solve on my own. I’m not disappointed that she’s not what I imagined but I do wish she was better

[puppystarz]

The curse of summer (every time I masturbate my hair gets sweaty and sticks to me)

[zahkeete]

Ffs, dad did something with the power and now I can’t ssh to my server…

I really don’t have the energy (or knowledge) to try to fix it ;-;

[puppy-barkz]

me: hmmmm i've been leaning pretty fem for a long time now, perhaps i am a Diet Girl after all

an x reader fic, referring to me: "pretty boy" "good boy"

me:

[star--anon]

Minho's ears turn red when he's embarrassed or flustered. Or just when too many people look at him.

He likes to flaunt this boyish, carefree, cocky personality, but his ears never lie.

Everyone collectively agreed not to tell him. Minho could never understand why sometimes, during an argument or a Meeting, the Gladers would smirk and giggle.

It was the longest kept secret throughout the Glade, only getting out when Alby told him to "shut up and stop acting like you're so confident when your ears are redder than the roses Zart grows" during a Keeper Meeting

For a brief time, Minho actually grew his hair out just to cover his ears. But it kept getting in his eyes when he ran, so he eventually cut it and went back to his usual style.

Newt calls his ears his tail - same way a dog tail wags when it's excited, his ears go bright red when more than 3 people look at him

It went on like that until one day, during a meeting, Newt (Alby was busy chasing down a cow with Winston and Newt was his stand-in) told Minho to, "Shut up, you shuck puppy."

They got in a bit of a fistfight, and Minho landed a solid punch to Newt's shoulder, but by that point it was too late.

Puppy became the only thing Gladers would call Minho for about two weeks (until Minho punched someone square in the face for it). It's still the only thing you can say to Minho where he won't have anything smart or snarky to quip back with. His ears just go red and he looks away.

(Newt teaches it to Thomas once they get to Safe Haven)

[5hrignold]

new episode came out draw ellis (this instruction is beamed into my head)

[puppyspiss]

tears over beers getting me tonight yall