#stop lying to urself

[the-path-to-forever]

i swear I'm not down bad trust (I saw the tags)

[carnassialisms]

"okay, and? that should just tell you the kind of straits i'm in!" he started the horrible, beat up, piece of shit car—no worse than his own, but still—and pulled out in jerky, hard motions. he was an effective driver, but that didn't always translate to being a good driver. "don't be so dramatic," he said, irony lost on him as always; "but fine. interest. but you pay for gas."

                            “     bullshit     .     i'm     fucked     ,     but     not     enough     to     forget     how     you     got     the     weed     .     you     lifted     it     off'a     your     co-worker     ,     man     .     ”     seatbelt     is     left     hanging     in     place     in     favor     of     reclining     seat     as     far     as     it     can     .     “     told     you     i'm     gonna     pay     'ya     back     .     unless     you     wanna     just     split     a     single     meal     .     which     i     fuckin'     doubt     .     add     interest     if     you     want     but     quit     whining     and     drive     ,     already     .     i'm     this     close     to     passing     out     right     here     ,     if     i     don't     get     any     food     in     me     .     ”

[mintypsii]

usopps and a sprinkle of sanuso

[soundwave-superior-botposting]

(Transformers: Earth Wars - Regenesis Campaign)

[koideres]

teehee

[krdc]

kurosawa:

adachi, again, literally almost every episode:

[jrueships]

WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU

[latinotiktok]

came to the sad realization that ursal will never happen bc chileans keep going the opposite direction like c'moon y'all 😩😩

no importa lo que pase, siempre está bien culpar a chile.

[calorgansout]

if i were ever so slightly less self aware w what i post n how i might be perceived id risk talking abt eric n sounding like that snow bitch i fear

[coffeeandinsanityy]

There's a big difference between fake it till u make it and lying to yourself just so u can feel better and people often forget that.

[ciderjacks]

why are dicks like, actively gross looking. Idk. Maybe I was born gay so no poor man would have to endure me laughing at his penis wheneve we tried 2 have sex. Bc I would. Like Dudes r rlly out here saying shit ab “cmere princess 😈💜 let daddy treat u right…” b4 pulling out their third big toe, pig in a blanket. Like dude put that away it is objectively silly looking. At least stop trying to gas it up and make it sound sexy when we both know it isn’t.

[mysicklove]

Mello sometimes zesty means gay

LOLOLOLL IT IS. but i am just going to throw it around bc it is a silly made uo word

tbh i have been feeling strangely gay. but i didnt want to spill my thoughts after i got yelled at for being straight like a second ago LOLOLOL

[shaunaussy]

jackie taylor is NOT a top. WHAT IS HAPPENING

[reputationstaylors]

don't buy me diamonds buy me jhumkas STFU !!!!!!

[septimus-heap]

Literally I think my parents must be a little bit insane to still think they're good parents. They pushed me to the point of being actively suicidal not even 2 years ago like hello????

[victoriademedici]

There’s no freaking way Adrienne’s turning 5 in 5 days