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#stop henry cavill
romangoldendreams · 5 months
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Highlander (1986)
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thickania · 1 year
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I'm going to try to be as nice as I can. If you are having full on meltdowns and panic attacks because Chris Evans got married, please seek out for a psychiatrist. And if you consume so much media, if your life revolves around a celebrity to that extent, turn off the computer, lay off the fanfic, stop consuming media with them, stop consuming fanfiction. Just stop it.
Chris didn't sell you any fake image, the fans who were here before marvel, we knew about his frat guy personality, he openly talked about what part of a woman's body he found it attractive, he openly talked about how he's always thinking inappropriate jokes, y'all made a imaginary version of him, and then got upset when he didn't fit that image. People are not a piece of paper, they are multifaced, he can easily be a party frag guy and a family guy. It's not an impossible thing,
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm genuinely worried for some of y'all. I'm going to tag this with every male celebrity with a heavy female audience and fanatics that I can think of, because it's becoming ridiculous and scary.
I was here in the 2010s, when fandom was at one of its peaks, I saw girls leaking each other's address because of fandom wars, I had my number leaked, just because I made fun of One Direction at the time, I saw girls stepping over each other at events just to get a peak of their favorite singer or actor, y'all are acting just the same, but this time is way worse, because a lot of you are full grown ass adults. I saw people threatening to hurt themselves because of this marriage. I heard that Pedro Pascal was stalked a few weeks ago, people are having public meltdowns because of Timothée Chalamet, there's still people stalking Henry's girlfriend. There are still people dissecting every single move that Zawe does. Seek professional help. Stop consuming fanfiction, don't just decrease the quantity, stop consuming it for at least 3 months.
I don't know when y'all will understand they are actors, singers, models, they are here to sell a product so we can consume their product. We can enjoy a little harmless fun sometimes, we can imagine what it would be like to be next to them, or date them, be their friend, we can imagine that, but there's a point where you have to back up, rethink your life choices and see what's missing in your life. Please seek help, immediately
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theartofimagining13 · 2 years
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Imagine:
You and your husband Mads have been fighting over the most ridiculous things lately and you’re simply not getting along at all anymore; every little thing turns into a problem. One day, you get into yet another heated argument where you end up slapping him which had never happened before. Mads freezes for a second and in that same second you fear the worst, but then, you start to wrestle one another knocking things over all around the house until Mads pushes you against a wall and kisses you like never before. The anger suddenly blends into passion and you two end up having the best sex of your life, and that was the whole problem; you two hadn’t been intimate in months and were incredibly frustrated, but after that, you were like rabbits. 
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pippinoftheshire · 7 months
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I just watched Stardust for the first time, and only recognized Hanry Cavill by his voice lol
First and ONLY time I have ever seen him blond
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hanzajesthanza · 21 days
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also i realize i'm saying all these noble and beautiful things about the channel from the purest depths of my heart. but actually i'm also just doing this because i fucking love the witcher books and it pisses me off that people don't know about them that much in english and i can only go for so long (seven years) with people not knowing that there are books. or that the witcher is from the 90s. or polish.
#'whatt i didnt know the witcher was polish. wait where is poland' funky music stops.#like statements that just crush your soul?? my god netflix did a number on the witcher's perception#'so is it based on the video game? the book? there is a book?'#'waaait the second season wasn't accurate to the books? wdym...?'#>knowing the witcher >knowing henry cavill >not knowing who andrzej sapkowski is#when the literal writing is like inseparable from polish and that's why the translation is so hard#when the literal story is like chock full of allegories and references to real life polish history#and it only exists because of a very interesting time in contemporary polish history#like i'm not mad at the PEOPLE who don't know about the witcher i'm mad about how it's been TREATED#with witcher 3's fame at least people who knew the game generally knew a little more maybe#with netflix it's like no one knew anything about the actual witcher and it was really really sad#i do blame the artistic direction but i also blame the marketing and the writing and everything to do with everything#because how are they supposed to know if no one told them. if witcher here has been so separated from what it actually is and is about#like why not just leave witcher alone and get into any other fantasy. there is so much other fantasy out there. witcher is just one of them#yes and that is the plan in 10 years time but#it's not just about reading for personal enjoyment but for what witcher deserves in the english language space now#the witcher series is about suffering but idk if its characters or IT ITSELF has suffered more#zoltan chivay voice 'there IS something like reciprocity after all'#witcher helped me so now i want to help it. i will not abandon you in your time of need !#maybe people know more about the witcher than i think and i've just been incredibly unlucky in my experiences but#people thinking there is only netflix and the third game maybe would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking sad#IV
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kassylin · 1 year
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Joey Batey putting those muscles to use since...
lmao
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daenysthedreamer101 · 5 months
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Every single time I find some new actor to obsess over I have to go through the inevitable process of finding out they have a partner/wife/girlfriend.
Is this man usually 10-25 years older than me?
Yes.
Is it surprising that such an attractive man is taken?
No.
Am I fully aware that I have absolutely no chance what so ever?
Yes, I am.
Does it still shatter my heart into a million pieces when I find out they're taken?
Yes, yes it does.
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(This is how it feels lol. Or that scene of Regina screaming and trashing her room. Or that scene of Azula breaking down)
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livesinfantasyland · 6 months
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Whoever is dressing him up, please resign 🙏 There's only so much I can take.
Stop. Doing. Him. Dirty.
(Look at that beautiful face though... *heart eyes*)
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The Witcher playing The Witcher while on the set of The Witcher
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anniefromravenclaw · 1 year
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I should be studying 😅
Well, I’ve been thirsting over Henry for the past two hours instead.
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brood-mother · 4 months
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while i'm generally all for practical effects over cgi, can we as a society please agree to stop putting actors into those dumbfuck party city no-gradient one size fits all opaque plastic contact lenses to represent weird coloured eyes. they look like absolute dogshit. just do it in post. the time and more spent in the editing room is worth it so your gritty fantasy/sci-fi cool sexy guy don't look like a goddamned potoo
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martha-oi · 8 months
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i hate ab and nv. i wish both were DEAD and ce and hc were free. fuck thoses bitches i hope they get acid on their face and get their neck slash.
Wtf is wrong with you peolpe...
Get help fr, this is why he doesn't post like he did before, you all are losing your minds about 2 people that are most likely in love and that you are never going to meet.
Get some help
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watchingwisteria · 2 years
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if season 3 is shit i will become a certified lauren hissrich HATER. i’ll never forgive her for fridging eskel and now it looks like she and her hatred of the source material might have run henry cavill off the project
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awesometinyturtle · 8 months
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Also the main character is a woman but they seemed to neglect that fact when promoting the movie.
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THE HORNY HAS TO STOP!!!!!!
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athenepromachos · 2 years
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*Somewhere in an alternate universe...*
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Geralt to win.... by a mile 🐺
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