#stop giving everyone abs I AM BEGGING YOU

[elysianymph]

remus with a soft tummy. that's it. just thought you should know

[oreo-creampie]

“𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞”

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: cam girl!reader, daddy/princess, satoru jerks off on live, squirting, edging, overstimulation, orgasm control, dacryphilia, light mind break, praise & degradation go hand in hand, anal, oral from the back, jerking off

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 ��𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧: Hi, I love your works, would you consider writing about where the girl is a camgirl and the jjk men taking turn to make her cum and squirt by tipping her so they basically control the toys she has in her? I feel like you would be the perfect writer to write that kind of stuff.

𝐟𝐞𝐲: hi! :) I did this one separately, where they control when you cum, and they are either watching or recording with you. Since I don’t think they could all make the reader character squirt five times back to back. Hope you don’t mind the change and enjoy it anyway.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮

Come bidding war night Satoru dominated your stream. Making tonight another to add underneath the 'sugardaddy_69 bullies whore into tears' playlist.

Gliding his fist along his veiny long cock, his tip getting pinker the longer he pushes off cumming. He isn't letting you cum despite how you're begging. You sound too sexy, "Please daddy, need to!" The control he has over your pleasure is too sweet.

If only he could replace the dildo slowly fucking your beautiful, dripping wet cunt. He could squeeze your squishy thighs, bite your hip's soft crease, and take his time ruining you on camera.

Clinging onto the blanket beneath you, your slick dripping down your trembling thighs. "Please Daddy needacum I'm so close." You're slurring your words together, crying in desperation. Turning the toy off when he doesn't respond fast enough. Spreading your lips apart showing the camera your spasming cunt.

mommy_milkers22 donates 3,000: let her cum already got damn! wana see her pussy gush!

Gliding the still, long thick dildo into your cunt with a loud squelch. Turning the machine, it pace gets faster with each stroke. Your eyes roll back, and your loud moan almost makes him cum.

Quickly Satoru pays more than enough to get his way. Turning on his camera, already perfectly angled. It would be easy to get you to film with him after you took one look at his muscular body and long, veiny cock.

sugardaddy_69 donates 10,000: nice try, her cunt is mine. don't cum yet, keep fucking your beautiful cunt n check my account for my live stream

Leaning back and stroking his cock, watching you struggle to focus. Loudly moaning, gliding his hand along his cock. Pre-cum pearling on his pink cockhead. "Been edging myself too. You've been such a good girl. Cum right now and I'll fly you out to fuck you senseless." Your beautiful cunt gushes.

Satoru tugs on his fluffy hair, biting his lip, the veins in his cock pulse, and thick white cum spurts on his chiseled abs. Giving himself a few more strokes until it's too much. Smirking at your answer in his post nut haze.

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Trembling, your cunt clenching with each quick stroke. Gliding your dripping wet cunt on his veiny, thick cock by your hips. The sweet ache of Toji's merciless way of using your squelching cunt like it's a fleshlight adds to the pleasure.

Creaming on his thick cock, "That's how many?" Your toes curl from the way his cock head brushes your cervix. He's going painfully pleasurable deep into your cunt. You can't focus on coming up with an answer when his cock is stirring your pussy and brains up.

"If you can't count, you can't cum. Don't make me stop when your slopping cunt is trying to milk my cock." Whining, clenching his cock, eliciting a raspy groan from Toji.

Moaning, "Fiiive!" Slamming you down hard on his cock, rutting his hips up. His skin slaps yours. Your eyes roll back, toes curling, thighs trembling. "Nnn Daddy don't stop! Want everyone to see how big a slut I am for your cock!" Getting off on knowing there are several thousand people masturbating to you getting fucked stupid.

Toji grunts, "This is how you're supposed to fuck a whore." Rubbing your clit, your cunt spasm, clenching Toji's cock like you're pulsing. The building pleasure is too intense and you want it to crush you, and make your brain dead. You didn't need to think, you need to cum on Toji's thick cock.

"Look at your sloppy cunt taking my cock." Toji turns his head. Your cunt is so beautiful stretched wide by Toji's wet, veiny pale cock fucking into you. His cock is so big. How is your pussy fitting all of him?

Your tight cunt tugging he tries to bottom out. He groans, "Love the way she's too tight to let me go. Might have to stuff you full of cum." The thought pushes you over the edge. Thick cum gushes on Toji's cock, dripping onto the floor.

The computer chimes, "addicted_towhores420 paid 2,500 said: don't stop, break her cunt, cum in your whore. I want to see it drip out from between her lips when you pull out and she's gapping from being used." Your cunt clenches around Toji's cock.

"Please cum! Please cum! Wanna fill your warm cum drip outta my pussy." Fucking you faster with each word that comes out of your mouth till you can't speak. Moaning loudly, you can't think with how roughly Toji is fucking your overly sensitive cunt.

𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮

There is nowhere to move despite not being tied up. Trapped between Suguru's handsome face and the edge of the bed. Bent over occasionally reading the chat and watching Suguru eat your cunt till she's sloppy on stream.

He's filling your asshole with a pulsing, thick dildo. You could feel its powerful vibration in your cunt, clenching Suguru's pierced tongue. You're losing your mind from Suguru's relentlessly stoking your sweet spot with his hard metal tongue ring.

Your thighs are trembling. Rutting your hips against the edge of the bed. Clawing at the sheets. Reading out, "Can't believe she's trying to run away." Furrowing your brows, clenching Suguru's tongue. The soreness to your abused cunt adds to your pleasure.

Looking at the camera whining, "Can't help it. It's too much, Daddy's tongue feels too good! Can't cum! Wanna cum! Too much! Already cummed too much!" Your jaw drops and intense pleasure consumes you.

Squirting on Suguru's face, he tightens his grasp on your squishy thigh. Fucking the dildo into your ass quicker, twisting it. Both holes clenching, quivering, desperately trying to jerk your hips away.

You push Suguru's head back, tangling your fingers in his long hair. He groans into your cunt, gliding his tongue out. Licking your lips clean, rubbing your sensitive clit. Crying, glitching away from the intense pleasure.

Burying your face into the bed when he pulls away. Your wiggles settle into quivers, "We not done yet sweetheart." He pushes the dildo up to the hilt. Groaning, " Can't get enough of makin' you cum. Need to feel your sloppy cunt squeezin' my cock till it's too much for me to handle."

Lining his cock up, swiping it between your plush lips. Nudging barely the tip into your sensitive cunt, his fat head warm and soft. The temptation of the pleasure stretch his thick cock gives has you pushing your hips back.

Wrapping his hand around your neck, gradually choking you. "Good girl, take your daddy's cock. I'm gonna fuck ya till you can't walk, break your beautiful cunt, fill her up, then eat her out some more." Lifting your body, holding you off the ground, keeping you bent over, fucking you like he hates you.

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[star-suh]

It’s the Opposite Day 

Kim Mingyu x Male Reader 

cw: top reader, bottom mingyu, established relationship, morning wood, chest play, mating press, full nelson, degradation, feminization, rimjob, fingering, impregnation kink, bareback, breeding, morning sex, rough sex, mingyu is fucked dumb, size kink.

an: it's the opposite day so here's a top male reader fic 😀

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the alarm is ringing, yn woke up to turn it off rubbing his eyes seconds later and then staring at his morning wood making a tent with the sheets above it. “why am i so horny” he scoffed and started stroking it.

“good morning baby” mingyu just came out of the bathroom with the towel covering only his front part leaving his ass in plain sight, something that made yn more hornier.

oblivious of what was happening in between yn's legs mingyu walked around the room, his big plump ass bouncing every time he walks,’it's begging to be bred’ yn thought. mingyu feels two hands wrapping around his waist and then he is thrown against the bed, falling face down. “what the he~...” he slurred, feeling something wet entering his hole. yn didn't waste time and started to prep him using his tongue and fingers.

“it's to early in the morn…ning~ yn” waves of pleasure clouding his mind. “i can't help it gyu, you're so pretty” he pants catching his breath, “you're always looking so fuckable and breedable”.

now the couple was facing each other, yn giving hard thrusts while mingyu just whimpered and grabbed the sheets with so much strength that his knuckles were turning white. something caught yn's eyes, mingyu's tits bouncing with every thrust, “you're so slutty gyu, with these pretty perky big tits” he grope them with force, pinched the nipples and slapped them enjoying the pretty sounds coming out of the taller's mouth “too.. much~ yn”; “yes.. that's right.. let everyone knows who owns this pussy, who owns this perfect manwhore”.

yn keeps plowing his meat into the other's hole, even though mingyu was clearly bigger and stronger than yn, during sex he was easy to manhandle, yn’s capable of bending him over and fuck him in a full nelson, “tell me gyu. who own this pussy, huh?” he starts to rub the space in between mingyu’s balls and hole. “hngh..” is the only thing coming out of his mouth.

“tell me slut” yn puts mingyu’s right arm behind his head so he can have an easy access to his nipple and bites it, he once again asks with. clenched teeth and even harsher thrusts “who owns this pussy?”.

“youuuu~” he yells, cumming right at the spot, ropes of white cum landing on his toned abs.

yn stops and makes mingyu lean on bed on his back, then he bends him and begins to drill the tall guy again. the mating press position was their favorite, was easy for yn to go deeper inside him and hit his prostate and for mingyu it gave him a lot of pleasure for that same reason. “i'm getting you pregnant gyu, you're mine” he moans feeling mingyu’s hole clenching hard on his dick, “your pussy is so tight .. fuck!!”.

mingyu just nodded, the dicking was so good that he just didn't know what to say. “look at you.. such a big tough guy but the moment someone rails your tight manpussy you become all dumb just wanting more and more cock”; “yessh..siiirrr” he manages to say.

“get pregnant! get pregnant! get pregnant!” yn says with every thrust until he cums inside of him, every throb of his cock meaning that the precious thick liquid mingyu wanted, was filling him up.

“i can get used to this, having morning sex with my pretty boyfriend” yn laughs, kissing mingyu.

“i want more” mingyu demanded, fingering his creamed hole and then licking his fingers. 

“as you wish” yn replies putting his dick inside the other, resuming his thrusts. the sperm being churned inside and turned into foam “let's make more babies gyu, i'm gonna obliterate your pussy today”. the couple kept fucking all morning, at 12:00 PM mingyu was already full of cum with a gaping hole. “let's put this here so you don't waste any drop of my seed”, yn puts a plug in his ass.

mingyu gets ready and kisses yn “goodbye love, it's getting late, let's see how this goes at night” the taller says signaling at his ass. yn smirks “okay gyu, see you at night” he blows a kiss at him “good luck with your show today” he slaps gently the other’s ass.

and that's how mingyu went to rehearsals and then perform with his group on an award show with his ass full of cum.

[dirtyvulture]

Beefy!Natasha Romanoff* x Fem!Reader

*Nat has a penis

18+ read at your own risk

Requested by anon: hi can u do g!p beefy nat please and like innocent sub fem reader absolutely dripping for her in public and trying to cup her bulge and muscles and so nat takes her home while ignoring her in the car and rams her senselessly in their bed 

AN: This one is for the bottoms. Enjoy!

"Y/N, can you hand me that rag from the bucket. Y/N? Hello?” 

You are completely oblivious to Steve asking you for something because you are so fixated on watching your girlfriend. The way she fills out her tank top, with her muscles stretching the fabric perfectly. The flex in her arms and shoulders when she reaches across the hood of a car, wiping a chamois back and forth until the metal gleams. 

The Avengers were hosting a car wash and naturally, cars filled the entire block. You had come along because you really had nothing better to do, and you were not going to pass up an opportunity to see Natasha, half-clothed and working hard manual labor under the sun. 

“Y/N!”

“Sorry, sorry!” you squeak, scrambling to fish a rag from a soapy bucket and passing it over to Steve. Natasha smirks as she watches you, knowing full well the effect she has on you. She pats the hood of the car, signaling she’s done, and the driver pulls forward to Thor’s station. Natasha walks over to the tent you’re taking cover from the sun under.

“You okay, babe? Make sure you’re staying hydrated,” Natasha says. 

“I am,” you insist.

“Good.” Natasha grabs her own water bottle, taking a long sip from it, and pouring the rest over her head. The water turns her white tank top see-through and when you see the fabric clinging to her perfectly sculpted abs, you almost fall over. 

“Just give me a few more minutes and we can head home,” Natasha says, coming over to you for a kiss. You don’t even realize what your hands are doing until you feel Natasha’s fingers close around your wrist, effectively stopping you from grabbing her bulge right in front of everyone. “Not here, baby,” she warns, but gives you a wink. “Maybe at home.”

You’re pretty sure you’re going to explode from the sheer level of arousal.

You sit down, crossing your legs, and trying to think of anything and everything that will take your mind off the empty pulsing of your core. You try to stop watching Natasha as she polishes off another car, but you can’t help but drool at her back muscles and stare at her ass. 

When Natasha finishes the last car, she comes back to you. “Tony’s taking over for me. Ready to go home?” 

“Yes, yes!” You leap up with embarrassing enthusiasm. 

The drive back to your house is barely ten minutes, but you’ve already shown you have no restraint when it comes to your girlfriend, especially after watching her work in the heat for almost two hours. Your hand starts out innocently on her thigh, but slowly creeps higher towards her crotch. Natasha gives no indication she wants you in her pants, so you continue to push your luck until she finally swats you just as you’ve made it to her zipper.

“I said at home,” she scolds you.

“I could blow you while you drive,” you beg. “I bet I can get you to finish before we’re even in the driveway.”

“Do you think that lowly of my stamina?” Natasha replies. 

“No, no!” you insist. “I just want you so badly, Nat. In my hand, in my mouth, in my--”

“That’s enough,” she snaps, and you know you’re walking a fine line, but you’re willing to push the boundary as far as you can go. But Natasha won’t have it, and she holds your wrists in your own lap to prevent you from touching her again.

When you finally arrive at the house, Natasha comes over to lift you out of the car and carry you inside. You’re squirming in her arms, impatient and desperate, but Natasha doesn’t say anything until you two are safely within the confines of your bedroom.

“On your knees,” Natasha demands, setting you on the floor. 

You scramble to obey, watching hungrily as Natasha strips off her tank top and kicks off her jeans. You see how big the bulge in her boxers has become and you know she’s just as excited for this as you are. 

“Put that pretty mouth to work,” she says, starting to stroke herself but you swat her hands away, taking her entire length in one swallow. Natasha moans as you pull back to suck on her tip and she threads her fingers in your hair to hold you in place as she starts jerking her hips forward. Your eyes water when the tip prods at the back of your throat, but you love being used like this. 

You grasp at her muscular thighs, trying to keep yourself balanced as she fucks your mouth, wishing that she would stay still for a moment so you can savor her taste and the way her cock stretches past your lips. 

“Fuck, baby, that’s my good girl,” Natasha grunts, her fingers tightening against your scalp as her hips move faster. “Where do you want my load? Down your throat or up your pussy?”

The dirty talk causes your own panties to soak with wetness. You can’t speak around her cock, and you won’t dare pull her out to respond. 

“How about both?” Natasha offers, her abs flexing as she empties herself into your mouth in record time. You smirk, knowing that she could never last long in your mouth. When she pulls out, you take in a big breath and try to dive back in for another taste, but she stops you.

“On the bed, baby,” Natasha says, sweat gleaming on her muscles as she tears off your clothes and man-handles you onto the mattress. She slaps your butt and rubs her cock through your thighs until it’s throbbing and hard again. “Oh God, you’re so wet. What was it? Seeing me at the car wash or sucking on my dick?”

The real answer is both, but you manage to squeak out, “The car wash!” before Natasha slides effortlessly into your heat. The emptiness in your core is replaced by a feeling of being stretched almost to your limits; Natasha is big and no matter how many takes you take her, it’s like the first time. You moan as she starts thrusting into you, holding tightly onto your hips to keep you from bouncing away.

“Fuck, you feel so good,” Natasha pants, pistoning into you harder and faster.

“Right there, Nat, right there,” you say when you feel her tip brush a sensitive spot inside of you. “Fuck!”

“You’re not gonna cum until I say you can,” Natasha demands, but the quiver in her own voice gives away the fact that she’s close too. You grab onto the bedsheets in clawed hands, biting into a pillow to will yourself from falling over the edge before you’re given permission to.

“Please Nat,” you beg. “I can’t hold it much longer.”

“Yes, you can,” she says, her hips moving jerkily now. Your walls clamp down on her cock sporadically until she can’t take it.

“Cum with me, baby.”

You don’t need to be told twice, your entire body going rigid as the ball of arousal in your stomach explodes. Your cum gushes all over Natasha’s cock and down your thighs, and her own seed shoots deep into you. Both of you ride out the bliss of your orgasms and Natasha lays on top of you, careful not to crush you with her weight but you want to feel every part of her against your skin.  

“I love you,” you whisper, cuddling into her and closing your eyes in content.

“I love you, too,” she says. 

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[hw4-l1z]

hi!! hope youre having a good day/night!

i wanted to req yeosang smut bc ouufhfff have you SEENNN that croptop he wore in japan.

just imagine, him come back after the concert, still wearing that n just 'punishing' him for wearing that croptop for everyone to see and making him cum all over his abs. i am so unwell.

NO RUSH FOR THIS BTW!! 🙏🙏

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Yeosang in a crop top will always make me feral

Sub!yeosang x Dom!m!reader

Cw: degradation// slapping// yeosang gets called slut quite a few times// reader is kinda mean// possessive reader// praise

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"You think it's funny looking all slutty in front of all your fans to see hmm? Think they get to see what should only be for me" you growl, landing another slap to his thigh.

"I should be the only one who gets to see that. Me. Not everyone else. Only me"

Slap slap slap

"Now... you're gonna take my cock like a good boy yeah?" You say

He nods his head, tears brimming his eyes and his lip quivering.

You slowly slide your cock in, letting his adjust for now. He wipes away his tears from his eyes as he begins to move his hips against yours, grinding himself down onto your cock.

"That's it baby, show me how much of a slut you are for my cock. My slut. You can only be slutty for me" you grin.

You begin to thrust your hips forward, deep but slow strokes that you keep up for a while. Teasing him and not giving him the friction he craves for. You want him to beg for more, beg for you to ruin him, beg for you to rough him up.

His hips continue moving, trying to feel your cock move deeper into him but it's not enough. He begins to whine and squirm, trying to pull you closer and pulling your hips forward to try make you go faster.

"Ah ah baby...use your words come on"

Another whine. He hates begging you, he feels so embarrassed when he tries to tell you all the lewd things he wants you to do to him.

He let's out a quite and soft "please"

"Please? Please what? That's not enough baby, tell me what you want"

He huffs a little in frustration.

"Please...please...more...want more, want you to be rough" he whines

"Be rough with what, you need to be more specific sangie" you laugh as you give him a particularly hard thrust of your cock. "Like this?" You ask

He nods his head frantically "Yes yes, like that please...fuck me harder please, wanna feel you deep" he whimpers out.

You pull your hips back so just the tip of you dick is left inside him "good boy, see? Wasn't so hard was it" you say before slamming your cock back into him. He yelps in pleasure as your cock hits inside him so deep and at a perfect amount of roughness.

Hooking his legs over your arms and folding him almost in half as you work your cock in and out of him at a brutal pace. Grunting and groaning as he squeezes around you so well, taking every bit of you. We can feel the veins of your cock rubbing against his walls in such a delicious way that drives his brain haywire.

"Good boy taking me so well, hope this teaches you a lesson to not be such a slut on stage" you say as you continue your relentless pace. His body tensing and un-tensing constantly as he struggles to mouth any coherent words. Just babbling a bunch of nonsense as his brain cause all fuzzy.

It doesn't take him very long until he's cumming untouched, spilling his load onto himself as his legs tremble in your hold. You just laugh at how pathetic he looks, all fucked out, his hair a mess on the pillow under him. Such a pretty site.

You slow down a little to let him catch his breath, slowly moving in and out of him still so he could take sometime to come down.

His body relaxing as you let his legs drop onto the bed again before you stop completely. You haven't finished yet but your giving both of you a quick little rest before you start him back up again.

"Get your breath back quick cause we're not done yet darling"

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[ughgoaway]

happy (late) halloween omg ace! i am so glad to see we are all in shambles over the halloween show i swear matty chose violence (quite literally) with the patrick bateman costume like..... will instantly be imprisoned if I voiced my thoughts about those photos bye-

also the halloween blurb???????? mainly just sending this to scream ab how it literally killed me bye this is so stupid but it instantly made me so happy to read after work and oh i am weepy and weak at the idea of annie masterminding a group costume 😭 even the simplest or ur writings i absolutely adore (still not over the massive list of pre reader dad matty blurbs oh that made my DAY i tell u...)

can we just.... the idea of annie begging u to join them trick or treating,,,, and reader meeting mayhem and mayhem holding the candy bucket in his mouth while annie shows u how well she can walk the 'massive horse dog' 😭😭 and the way u just fit in their unit together so well... oh matty absolutely can feel his heart bursting at the sight gn (and also u getting mistaken for being annies mom/his wife multiple times and the way he just cannot handle how oddly right it feels.... bye!)

(bff anon hopes ur doing better ace! just know basically anything u post..... ive basically read bye need to stop lurking like an insane person 💀 xx)

HAPPY VERY LATE HALLOWEEN!!! It is my fault this is so late, I just couldn't stop talking… are we shocked tho? Jail is calling my name with some of the things I said in dms… let alone my thoughts FUCKING HELL. it was too good-

Stop I'm so glad you liked it, I just love them on Halloween so much. The fact that it made you happy after work actually just added 20 years to my life I'm so glad!!!! I made your day?!?!? Please I'm gonna vomit. You are so sweet and kind. Those ideas were all so fucking good, a google doc has been created bc I loved them so much. You are a genius truly.

Literally, this idea has been living in my mind rent-free in my mind ever since you sent it. MAYHEM HOLDING THE BUCKET YOU'RE KIDDING. Any mayhem content and I am obsessed (hence the mayhem reference in the actual fic), but this image has me sobbing.

(lots more insanity below the cut)

I am gonna alter what you said so slightly bc teacher girlie is PROFESSIONAL and she has work/life boundaries… sometimes… let's say Annie does BEG you to come trick or treating with them and you have to break it to her that you definitely cannot do that but you hope she has the best time ever. “But miss y/n I want you to meet my doggy, he's coming with us. He's gonna be scooby doo! My daddy is shaggy, and I’m Daphne. He's trying to get my uncle George to be Fred, but he wants to have a party with my auntie Charli. They are gonna be-” You have to cut in before Annie gives you a detailed list of everyone she knows costumes (but also, isn't the Scooby gang iconic for them all?!). 

You, of course, have a pumpkin out and are waiting for trick-or-treaters and have the full-size chocolate bars because you always wanted to be that house. A knock at your door happens, and you come running to it in your Wizard of Oz costume. Who is behind that door but the whole Healy family? Matty just makes a noise of shock that he later over-thinks massively, “but Ross, it was such a weird noise. I basically choke-coughed at her. No stop laughing-” Ross eventually assures Matty you didn't notice. 

You did and later tease him about it when you finally get together, “I swear I had to actually bite the inside of my cheek to not laugh, it was so ridiculous” and Matty is like “Can you blame me?? You were in that cute little dress, and you had those plaits with the bows on the end. You were asking me to choke on thin air when you dress like that, sweetheart.” And you're like… “well I think I still have that costume in my wardrobe upstairs if you'd be interested in-”. Immediately, his face lights up, “WHICH ONE? THE BIG WARDROBE OR THE SMALL ONE?” he shouts whilst dragging you up the stairs as you giggle uncontrollably.

Anyway, sorry I got distracted, HALLOWEEN! They're reasonably late in the night, and somehow Matty gatherers himself enough to talk to you, “ohmygod hi!” he says and awkwardly waves, another moment he thinks about far too often (“Why couldn't I do anything normal around you.” and you reassure him “dont worry, babe. it was cute, I swear”) 

Annie perks up and shows you mayhem who just adores you, wagging his tail and you bend down to his level and he's licking all over your face and you just can't stop laughing, matty is mortified. “Oh god y/n I’m so sorry he isn't normally this friendly, very weird actually… but please just- oh mayhem please can you stop-” and he's tugging at the lead trying not to die of embarrassment.

You insist it is fine, and Annie begs you to walk him “Just for a little bit miss y/n! Because then you can see how strong he is and then how strong I am because I walk him all by myself” This comment has you looking at Matty behind her who just shakes his head, confirming that this, in fact, is not true and just another Annie exaggeration.

You agree, grab your bag and come to walk with them for a bit, only after confirming with Matty about 30 times that it's really okay, “are you sure I do not want to intrude” you ask and Matty just dies at your kind eyes looking up at him whilst cuddling mayhem.

“Of course! I'm sure Dorothy would be good friends with the Scooby gang. Please, walk with us” and he offers his hand to pull you up. It's the first time you've really touched, and god, the spark flying thing may seem like a fairytale, but you both swear in that moment that you actually get a shock from the touch. Of course, his hand lingers a little longer than necessary as you stare at each other just vaguely holding hands. Your brain catches up, and you start moving, but god, you wish that moment could've dragged on forever, as does Matty.

As soon as you and Matty get properly talking, you end up walking with them for a longgg time. One house in particular though makes a mistake that lives on in infamy in your relationship in the future.

“oh god, that one house that thought we were together, that moment was on replay in my head for weeks after. The idea that someone else could see us together just confirmed to me I was head over heels for you, and then sadly solidified that it couldn't happen after you corrected her and I was sharply reminded you were my daughter's teacher”

Maybe it's an older woman who opens the door and jumps at mayhem originally but is soon cooing over him and giving him milk bones, “What a pretty boy” and Annie is giggling and telling the woman all about her “horse dog” (nice reference btw bff anon I love u).

Soon, she looks up and actually addresses you and Matty, “Sorry! You must be mum and dad. What a lovely little girl you've raised, and what a beautiful couple you are! Reminds me of me and my husband, constantly talking and laughing” You and matty just stand there open-mouthed like fish for a good few seconds. Annie is, of course, laughing hysterically. You both stutter out explanations, “Oh no-” “Oh I'm actually her teacher. It's a funny story so they knocked and i was like-” Of course, the woman apologised profusely, but the comment haunts you and Matty for WEEKS.

Perhaps a few more people coo at your “lovely family” and perhaps you just… stop correcting them…

Cut to Matty talking to himself (and mayhem) at 3 a.m. in the kitchen whilst making tea, “No it's totally normal people thought that. Man + woman + child + dog = family. and so what we stopped correcting them?? That's normal too… We just got sick of it. And it's also fine that it made me feel weird. It was a weird situation. Anyone would get butterflies at someone saying they're a nice couple. Right, mayhem?” and Mayhem somehow gives him a look that says “Really?” and Matty sighs and nods.

I think this might be the moment he goes “fuck.” and realises he really does like you. And he just… freaks out. Calls Ross and talks a million miles an hour.

I'M SO SORRY I LITERALLY CANT SHUT UP, WHEN WILL I STOP?!

I am doing much better and I literally cannot believe someone likes my bullshit enough to read my posts, I am genuinely obsessed with you?!?! KEEP LURKING I LOVE IT! I LOVE YOU!!!

blurb masterlist here!!

[mmkin]

Get You Some Arlong - new chapter up!

Pure fun and smutty chapter. Very NSFW. Arlong has sex in his chair... yes, THAT chair. (Link and snippets as well as a few more fave screenshots under the cut) Reblogs, feedback, and shares are always appreciated! Oh Arlong, you magnificent bastard...

Arlong is in his chair, and as soon as he sees you, a smile spreads across his lips. You can not help but smile back as you approach the dais. The chair is simple, a lounge chair made of wood and painted white. You would see pool chairs and lawn furniture of similar design around the world, though the difference is that Arlong’s chair is much sturdier, designed to bear the weight of an almost 9-foot tall sharkman.

There's nothing fancy about it. No gold leaf, shiny jewels, or even ornamental carvings to grace the white paint. Yet after your time here, you know that chair is Arlong's throne. Everyone here does. No other fishman would be stupid enough to try to sit on the throne of the leader of the Arlong Empire.

He beckons to you before patting his left thigh, and you quickly comply. He positions you so that you are now straddling that thigh, facing him as he shifts himself so there’s room for both of your knees.

“I want you to do something for me, Y/n,” he purrs. You smile as you place your hands on his chest, sliding them along his neck and solar plexus. He sighs in approval before one of his hands slides to your ass, cupping it and using it to keep you anchored to him. His other hand travels to your chest, and even though you are wearing a binding, he can still feel how hard your nipples are if he applies enough pressure to the area. And he does, massaging his thumb across one nipple, feeling it push stubbornly against the binding.

“This gets you all hot and bothered, hmm?” he asks, continuing to rub the nipple while massaging and rubbing your ass. Like he even needs to ask…

“Yes," you breathe, knowing that when he asks questions like that, he wants verbal confirmation. It excites him to hear you beg and plead, to acknowledge that you are his, that you need his touch and attention. "How could it not? You feel how I ache for you.” You arch your back, pressing your breast into his hand.

He chuckles at that, and his thumb moves to the other nipple, ensuring that both of your tits get attention. “I can tell you’re getting hot… be careful that you do not burn a hole in my shorts,” he adds with a lewd chortle. You have to stop yourself from rolling your eyes at that. Arlong might be a mighty fishman, but he is still a man with a dirty mind.

“Maybe you need to take off your shorts, then,” you cheekily reply, running your nails along his abs.

“I am the Captain here, and I give the orders,” he scolds, but his ministrations continue, and you shift on his leg, pressing down with your pelvis to try to abate a bit of the pressure that his attentions have caused to build in you. “I think it’s your shorts that need to come off…”

You scramble to follow his directive – not easy in your current position, but when there’s a will, there’s a way – and his hand leaves your breasts to rub your groin through your underwear, causing you to arch against him, and he continues teasing you like this for a couple of minutes, sometimes pulling his hand back a centimeter or two, forcing you to chase after him with your hips. He hooks a finger against the fabric that covers your privates, tugging it to the side, and your aching pussy awaits the expert fingers that know how to manipulate it.

“Ride me," he says. For a moment, you wonder what he means as he's still fully clothed, and then you blush when you realize what he means. You blink and stare up at him. He grins and nods, keeping you in his lap while squeezing your ass, his other hand stroking his chin as he looks at you. Your hands go to his forearms, resting on them gently.

Your clit is aching, and Arlong has to know you're going to leave a wet spot on his shorts. He obviously doesn't care, so you start swaying your hips, complying with his desire. You bite your lower lip, feeling the dark canvas fabric against the most sensitive part of your anatomy, and Arlong watches you, a faint smile of self-satisfaction on his lips as he enjoys the show and your flesh at once. The hand that had been at his chin traveled to your side, reaching under your shirt to caress your back and waist.

“Arlong…” you breathe. “Please…” Your hips continue swaying as you seek to relieve the heat that only this sharkman could rouse in you.

“Such a good little slut,” he rumbles. He leans his head, angling his face so that he can capture your lips with his own, and you feel the scrape of his sharp teeth for a moment before his tongue forces his way into your mouth. There is a faint note of rum, along with the slight coppery taste of blood. He never told you to stop riding him so all you can do is be his slut, silently cursing him for being so damn sexy that you’re willing to literally hump his leg.

His forearms flex under your hands as he continues to molest you, and his lips move to the side of your neck, giving you several nips. You tremble as you feel the scrape of his teeth against the junction of your neck and shoulder as he tugs down the collar of your shirt. A soft whine escapes your throat as you continue working yourself. With your clit so sensitive, the roughness of the fabric almost feels too much. But you need to cum so badly, so you keep grinding against him, barely conscious of him tugging your shirt further open after undoing the string that laces the upper front closed.

You feel his sawnose a couple of times making indentations against your skin as he nips fiercely along your shoulder. You grind as hard as you can, but you seem to be unable to quite get there.

“You want to cum very much, don’t you?” you hear him growl, breath hot on your shoulder.

“Yes. Oh yes, Arlong. Please…”

The hand that had been touching the upper half of your body mercifully moved downward, and you lifted your hips so he could slide his fingers under you. With expertise, he slides in two fingers before massaging your clit with his thumb, and you gasp and whine, putting your hands on his shoulders, the collar of his shirt gathering under your curled fingers.

“Sometimes it amazes me how hot you get for me…” He trails back up your neck, his tongue swiping against the areas where his teeth scraped you. “To see you writhe around under my touch. To hear you begging for me… tell me, can any other man ever please you this well?”

“Never, Arlong,” you reply firmly. You raise yourself a few inches higher to give his hand more maneuverability “No other man could ever compare to you.”

A pleased rumble makes its way out of his mouth, feeling almost like a growl as he still has lips on your skin. His other hand is still on your ass, preventing you from pulling back as your hips buckle against his hand, your breath hitching as you finally sense your approaching orgasm. You muffle your cry by biting his neck. You do not have the sharp teeth Arlong has, but you make your point.

He continues rubbing you for a bit, drawing out small tremors of pleasure, before nipping you at your jaw just below your ear. He pushes your ass with his hand so that your front is now flush against his own, withdrawing the hand that had been working you. There is just enough space between your upper bodies that you can look at one another’s faces without worrying about his nose. Amidst the glow of pleasure, you feel small twinges of pain on your neck and shoulder, but that is quickly forgotten as he brings up his hand into view, fingers slick with your juices.

“I bet my little cock-hungry woman is not satisfied with simply being fingered, hmm?” he asks with a knowing leer as he brings his fingers to his lips, his tongue darting out to taste of you.

“You are very skilled with your fingers,” you assure him as you watch him administer to his thumb. “But nothing fills me up quite like your cock, and you know it!”

“I know it,” he replies before he maneuvers you so that your back is to his chest, and he brings his knees close together so that you can straddle him in a reverse cowgirl position. His hand shifts under you, and you hear the rustle of cloth as he frees his members. Immediately, the upper cock prods at you, and finds easy purchase past your slick folds. The second one is in front of you, its upper side rubbing against the front of your snatch as you sink to Arlong’s groin. You sink down with a sigh of satisfaction and reach down with your hand to ensure that his second cock is not left out of the fun.

In front of you is the vantage Arlong sees when he is perched on his throne. His hands are on your hips, and you feel his cocks twitch inside and against you as you squirm to get fully seated.

(just imagine the arm is yours and Arlong is grabbing you for some sexytimes!)

[blue-banditt]

i really just need to post ab last night idc if anyone reads this

CW sexual intimacy, bottom dysphoria, and negative feelings

I was with my fp last night ofc and we were just cuddling and we decided to listen to each other's favorite albums all the way through :) I am now a rainbow kitten surprise fan. I hope I have converted yet another weirdo ( AURORA fan )

I honestly didn't really want to initiate anything. Not that I wouldn't be dtf, but I was content with not doing anything too, so I was going to either let FP initiate smth if they wanted or just keep cuddling and chatting every once in a while

Eventually they essentially started giving a bj to my thumb ?? Which like,, it sounds weird but it was actually insanely hot LMAO maybe it's just me 😺😳 but idk they seemed to be enjoying it more than me ngl 😭

They started doing the "knee thing" (iykyk) and I was closing my eyes the whole time bc I was trying to like. Pretend like i had a dick and everything 🥱 like trying to combine the two seperate sensations together in my head, and it kinda worked ??and it was SO overwhelmingly intense, like emotionally more than anything else.

After I came they kept going and I was so overstimulated that I started uncontrollably sobbing and then almost immediately the cognitive dissonance between what I was expecting to feel and what actually happened— in terms of me having the wrong anatomy— hit me like a fucking truck. Like even now thinking about it is making me emotional :( I was literally just laying there in their arms grieving the fact that I'd never get to truly experience being sucked off, and the closest I could ever get is a lackluster simulation.

After I tried to stop crying I looked up at them and they said "are you ok?" And I nodded.. and then I started sobbing again 💀 bro it was so embarrassing

And then I tried to calm down AGAIN and the next time I looked up at them they asked if I wanted them to LEAVE which fucking triggered me so bad I was already emotionally vulnerable and them saying they were going to abandon me had me crying AGAIN and begging them not to leave

I stg I was crying for like 30 minutes straight I'm not even joking

i didn't say anything for like 45 minutes, and then when I finally had the energy all I wanted to do was apologize. I still feel guilty about it, like I dont want them to think they did anything wrong and that it was their fault.

And then the only thing I wanted to do was drink and cut and go to sleep, so I (politely) told them to leave.

then I felt incredibly lonely the entire night and I really just wanted to rip my skin off, all I felt was overwhelming guilt and shame. I don't want them to feel like they have to save me, or that they're hurting me, etc etc. I just don't want to emotionally affect them at all tbfh, that would be burdening them. They already have enough to worry about.

Im terrified about them thinking I'm too much for them and leaving me. IM ALSO terrified that they'll feel obligated to stay with me when they don't want to just so that I don't hurt myself.

Really I just hate myself and wish I didn't have emotions, and I wish I could have sex like everyone else does, and not cry afterwards bc everything feels wrong :(

[aakristinejoyce]

#3 beginning of an end

life is a matter of perspective.

I was 16, my life was falling apart in a non teenage drama way. I was graduating high school, and life should be a full speed ahead with possibilities. It was a silent dream to study where my mom graduated college. UE, University of the East, that’s what I’m aiming for. BSED major in History, AB History those are my dream courses. To be far away from home, that’s the goal. To have something else than this little hometown. To be somewhere more than what I used to know. The idea of getting away gives me a sense of euphoria. Maybe if I’m away, I can be seen and heard because ever since then I knew I am better off loving people in a safe distance.

But life’s what you make it, not what it makes you. You can wake up one day and watch how a drive downtown can be your first real shock of how “everything is just okay last night”. Then everything that used to matter started slipping out of your grasped. In just a snapped, a whole new world opened, one whose welcoming your agony. Filing for college registrations turned into filing for SSS benefits, PCSO donations. Countless of sleepless nights studying turned into anxious battles. Running away from home turned into coming home lonelier each night. No one knew what we are going through cause I have no idea how to voice it out. So I kept silent. The loud cheers and painted smiles got me through. I had my own battle to conquer, I’m trying to redeem myself. I worked harder than my three years combined just to get to the top. The moment I made it, I had been slammed by how much little I’ve fought for, that there’s more coming. A lot of things matter, but at that moment, she’s the only one I continously beg God to matter the most.

“Take half of my life and give it to her, and I promise to do everything I can with my remaining half to make sure she knew and felt how much I love her.” Everyday, every night, every prayer, always these same words.

7 months were all it took when she breathed her last breath. 3 times I bid good bye, 3 times I felt myself dying in pain. Around 7PM of Oct 29th, 2013 we fully lost her. At the start of that year, I was sure, I’ll be good, that it is gonna be good. I am starting to build the foundation of my future, the vision of who and what I wanted to become. It was for grasped, it was right there waving. The dream school, the faraway fantasy, the dream course, the ticket waiting. All I wanted was to succeed, but after everything, wanting starts to fade and the need starts to profess. I need her to survive. I only need her to get through. But she didn’t, and that was the greatest loss that change the course of my life forever. We lost and for awhile, I didn’t know if winning after will meant anything anymore.

I lost my sense of time. I never became early with anything in my life after that. I’m always trying to beat the clock. I count minutes, I calculate time and not move until the final second drops. I never got bitter that I lost her, but life became a living hell after. I can never understood why it had to happen that early. Why is she not allowed to beat the clock? I hate being early, because now, I have to wait a lifetime to be with her again.

I got into a college with a course I never fully liked, in a place where I wanted to run off my whole life. I stayed in a hometown where all the hospitals remind me of her, surrounded by people that were once part of her life, where streets and alleyways relives yesterday’s memories. I stayed and watched how everyone manage to break the glass and continue with their life. While me, I had no idea how to brush off grief and pick myself up. She died and I feel like I did too. So there I was, pretending that life was coursing through me, when the truth was, the concept of future stops for me.

A conference. An exposition. A prayer in tongues. It was my first encounter with the Lord through the gift of tongues that opened other gifts for me. The gift of perception, seeing things through His eyes. After that prayer, the world didn’t change, but I did. My agony didn’t change, but a part of me understood. That was the first time I saw grief as love. More importantly, that was the moment I knew that life is a gift - unmeritted, unfavored, undeserved but still given.

“Thank you for the 7 months.” those were the words that ended my prayer. Going home after that conference, I kept on asking myself, when did something so broken became so beautiful? When did agony turned into something graceful? When did my pain became so purposeful? Where did all these beauty extracted from? Cause I was sure, it wasn’t from me. It was from Him. He showed me that a flower surviving from a desert isn’t just a flower thriving greatly, it is a miracle. It shouldn’t be existing, but it did. 7 months with her is a miracle, but what He made me realize through that prayer, is everday I’m choosing to live after she died is a miracle too. It was that conversation with the Lord that changes what matters after.

Life after ~ became a promise to honor her memory. It became a personal mission to honor beauty in all things, and if possible be a glimpse of His beauty in a world that forgets. Life is a matter of perspective. We could either run from the pain or get to know why it’s there. I’ll bet my life, the reason behind it, is because it matters so much. It took me quite some time to embrace the fact that I will always mourn for a life I can never have anymore. It is with a change heart I started to believe that life can still be more, that it can still be full. Dreams can change, convictions can sharpen, beliefs can ignite, more importantly life can still run its course even if you stumble many times. A kid in you, or a once you failed to reach its goal but it doesn’t mean the you today doesn’t have a chance.

Life is a matter of perspective doesn’t mean turning the bad things into something meaningful, it’s not about finding the inspiration in the most uneventful part of life, it’s not really about looking at things with a silver lining. For me what I learned from it is knowing that whether it is good or bad that comes my way, it will never lessen the love I had felt from above. Good things don’t happen to people because their good, bad things don’t happen because people are bad. Life happens. Living takes a toll, it takes a baggage. In all life’s glory, all you can do is just give the best of your ability, your heart and your strength to your chosen cause and purpose. Whatever life throws back at you, you can be at peace with the thought that you have done all that you can to honor the life you have been given.

In my brokenness, I started to see my scars as an opening for light to come through. The wounds are healed, yet the scars remain. It is a reminder of the hell I went through yet also a reminder of how much heaven had fought for me.

For me, what makes Philippians 4:13, “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me” affirming is before Apostle Paul said these powerful words, he first said, “I know what is to be in need, and what it is to have plenty. Whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want… I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me”. I am never deserving of anything, yet I am still given a life to live. I matter. In the vastness of this world, looking up into the horizon, whether I have nothing today and everything yesterday, I am grateful to experience and feel all of this ruin and wonder. It gives me strength to face life head strong for He had breathed a new heart and purpose within me. I have found myself being sure of who I am. A strength that doesn’t come from my own, but of a love that came down and made every little thing in this world matter.

If all door closes, the windows are still open. You might shrink or bent or be in pieces to fit, but in the end, the other side of it had always been life changing.

[regularme12]

All Fun and Games... Ig

Summary: Mizutani started laughing at Hanai when he kept getting frustrated that he keeps getting the slowest time everytime. (For more context, this is happening when everyone was trying to get the numbers in order and get the fastest time, ifykyk.) In his defense, it was really funny.

"Ahahhahahah!!" Mizutani started laughing while shaking the board because of Hanai's silly reactions.

"HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP GETTING SLOW TIMES?! It went from 18 to 20 to 24!! You should've guessed that I would be faster at this stupid game!!" Hanai scratched his head furiously, at the game, and his partner's ridiculous laugh.

"Ohohokay... ok, one... *snrk* One more time, you gohohot this!!"

"ONE-?! ONE MORE FUCKING TIME?! I'VE DONE IT LIKE 20 TIMES BRUH!!!"

"Plehehehehase!! Just one moreeee" Mizutani pleaded, but only to see this reaction more.

"Fine! Ok... start the time... and... GO!! 1,2,3,4,5,.... 25! HOW FAST WAS I, MIZUTANI?!" Hanai looked at him with rage and hope in his eyes.

He clicked the timer to stop, and read it. Then he bursted out laughing and the bald headed teen filled with more rage than ever. Mizutani snickered and covered his mouth. "You... yo- Hhahahahah!! YOU GOT 30 SECONDS!!! HAHAHHAHA!!" He wheezed out and tumbled over, holding his stomach and dropping the board.

"THAT'S IT!! YOU WANNA MOCK ME WITH YOUR DUMBASS LAUGH?! I'LL GIVE U SUM TO LAUGH AT!!" And there it was, Hanai finally had enough of it, and pounced on the wheezing teen, pinning his arms straight above his head, sitting on his waist so he can't go anywhere. "Laugh at this, dickhead!"

"No no! PLEASE DON'T- Bahahahah!! Hananananahi!!!!" He started rapidly squeezing the other boy's sides, which wasn't his death spot, but still got him going.

"What?! Don't wanna laugh now?! You were making a mockery of me just a minute ago. How about YOU do it?!"

"Nahahahha!! Stohohohop!! Please!! SOMEONE HELP!!" Mizutani laughed out, kicking his legs out behind the taller boy.

This has brought everyone's attention on them two, which was embarrassing for the ticklee, but exhilerating for the tickler. "Whomp whomp, eat cow shit moron, you beought this upon urself, aint no one gonna stop me now!" That's true. No one has yet to make a move to try to stop them, for various reasons acctually. 1. They all enjoyed Mizutani's laugh when he gets tickled, and 2. Hanai was a ruthless ler, so no one wants to get tickled by him.

Mihashi was staring at them with a redden face, part of him was embarrassed that this is happening infront of a group of people, and the other part kinda... felt a lil jealous, one can say. He kinda wanted to join in, but no one knew that due to his massive anxiety stopping it. He'd always get tickled growing up by his cousin and mom, sometimes his grandpa would join in. So he always had this growing urge to get tickled all the time, even making him all open and vulnerable in front of his family. It would happen on occassions, other times they're too busy. But Abe was the only one to notice how flustered and twitchy he was getting, but he knew abt the other's anxiety, so he didn't tickle him in front of other people. When they're alone?? That's a WHOLE other story for later, now it's about Mizutani getting the shit tickled out of him.

"Hanai... Hanai, PLEASE!!" Mizutani wheezed out when the taller one started kneading his hip dips.

"'Hanai, please, please stop Hanai!!'Is what u were gonna say right? Well no matter how much tou beg, or plead, you'll still be here, under my hands, laughing to death." He started circling and scratching inside the latter's navel. "And right here... is you second death spot, am I right?"

Mizutani kicked behind him, grabbing Hanai's wrists, trying to pull them away, but sonce he was so weak to tickles, it didn't rlly help him much. "God!! HAHAHAHANAI!!! Quit. Yohohour. SHIT!! AHAHAHHAHA!!"

"That's not very nice Mizutani, why you gotta be so mean... Just for that... maybe I should go here!!" The bald teen squeezed once, and that was enough for the red head. He screamed and started rapidly punching the air and hitting Hanai's face.

"Hehehy, quit hitting me jackass, someone come help me." He started fighting Mizutani, it was a really funny sight. He tried grabbing for the other's wrists in which he achieved. Kanao went to go help him, pulling his arms straight above his head, sitting on his elbows with his thighs squishing Mizutani's head, not hard tho, I promise. Hanai, laid sideways on one of his legs, spreading them open, so he can tickle inside his thighs. That's his most ticklish spot, if you couldn't guess that. He had his other leg open wide with Mizutani's leg between Hanai's crossed legs, making him super imoble. "Ready? 1... 2..."

"WAIT!! Waitt... please, please stop, Hanai!! Don't tickle me there, I'm serious!!!" He started crying... well not exactly, but there were tears pricking at his eyes, nonetheless.

"'Hanai, Hanai, don't tickle me there, I'm serious.'" Then he did. He digged one single finger in his inner thigh and Mizutani went beserk.

"GAHHHH!! *wheeze* STO- *wheeze*" He fell silent. He started getting weaker and weaker by the second, and until he couldn't move around anymore, Hanai finally stopped.

"Hey, Mizutani? Are you ok-?" He got off of him with Kanao doing the same, the room went silent, everyone looked at the troussled teen. "Look, I'm sorry all right? You were just too ticklish I had to-"

"Get the fuck off of me, dammnit! You always do this. You'd tickle me till I can't breath, and I'm sick of it. I hate being tickled, but you push past that and do it fucking anyways, dick head. I'm leaving, I just wanna have some time to myself, no one follow me."

He really fucked up now, he was left in shambles. "Damn." Was all he could say. Then Momoe ran into the room after she saw Mizutani looking down.

"Hey, what happened in here?!"

"Hanai tickled Mizutani to the point where he couldn't breathe." Kanao mentioned.

"Hey! Don't be a snitch." Hanai lightly pushed him.

"What?! You literally embarassed the dude, you should listen to what he's saying and don't tickle him yk?"

"Woah woah woah, don't pin the blame on me now, ypu helped me!!"

"Yh well..."

"Well well well! Shut up man!"

"Both of you guys shut up. Hanai, how would you like it if I tickled you? Let alone in front of other people. Now I gotta go make sure he's ok." Momoe started walking out of the room, till Hanai stopped her.

"I wouldn't if I was you, he seems really pissed, and he said he just wants to be alone."

"Great." Momoe sighed. "You should really think what you did, and don't even for one second tell ME I'm being dramatic now, alright? This is about Mizutani, and how he's feeling right now, so if you'd excuse me I'm gonna go make dinner, and tell Mizutani it'll be ready in a lil bit when he's feeling better." Then she walked off, leaving Hanai speechless...

Didn't know how to end this, but it'll get better, swear. If not, it's all wraps for Hanai!! Lol jkjk.

[ayekassh]

Dear dairy,

It's been 2 days since it has been stated that she doesn't want me in her life anymore

2 days of crying madeeyes swollen and it shows redness and black heads around it

My head hurts just like when a doctor smash a hammer on a dead man's skull

My heart burns Little

My appetite has also gotten worse

Her being not mine hurts, a lot!

But what hurts more is that she doesn't want me anymore!

It was going to be 3 years to us next month

But the new year had a surprise for me

Happy fucking new year

As I was texting her last words my eyes started raining already

My body stopped as if it was not getting any oxygen

My breathing stopped

I was not even able to speak

What had happened

It was not so sudden

I already saw it coming

But you can't tell a dying man that he's dying and tell him to be prepared for it

It will hurt whenever he's going to have his last time

The previous months were round the clock rough

She stopped giving proper response

As if I was begging for her to stay with me or talk to me

And she was just replying it felt surreal

Because

This was not the person I knew once and for all

This wasn't the person I hung around with

This wasn't the person I cried while watching movies with

This wasn't the person who made me feel comfortable

This wasn't the person that loved me or that I have loved

For all this time

I don't know where did it all went wrong

I don't know what mistakes I have done or what bad things I've done in my past life that I'm having this as a punishment

I weeped down with friends on their shoulders

Cried my heart out

Been to a place where we used to stargaze

Where I made her wear an ice ring and fit my fingers inside it as well

She was the person who told me before she was flying to another country a few months back that if you're going to leave me I will kill you

And see now

How tables have turned

She had done the same thing to me

Who should I kill?

Myself?

Like yeah I have had dreams and thoughts about ending my own life

But who does give a fuck about it

No one

I don't even have people to share this news with

Or have a conversation about this as adults

Who would listen to my stupid talks now ???

Everyone hates my laughter and I kind of am insecure about it when people make fun of my laughter

She was the person who found it cute ????

Was that all a lie

Who's gonna listen to me rant about work and things that are happening in my everyday life?

Her mom called me in the morning

I thought she might get to know about this incident and maybe is concerned and would like to talk about it

But no

She needed the OTP for the Apollo pharmacy purchase

Because her home's Pharma purchase has my number registered

Lmao

I called her aunty for the first time today

I would call her mummy whenever she called me before today

But I feel it's not the same anymore ?

I called her aunty today !

I had a word with my little sister about the incident

She told me she cried her heart out till 3 hours when she heard this news

And while having this very conversation today she was crying

Because she couldn't see me in pain

Ab is me us bichari ki kya bhool h k wo ro Rahi ?

Many questions no answer

Because

She doesn't even like to answer as well

Conversation became MCQs

I would question a long paragraph

And she would reply in a one word

Or sometimes won't even reply at all

How busy life could be in overseas

You don't get free time for your loved ones

even on a vacation where you go to work for 3 days and you have a whole ass 4 days faltuuuu no work at all ????

Oh wait I'm not in that category anymore !!!

[moonrisecoeur]

KISSES YOU bc ur so nice and patient and reassuring !?!?!? i literally AM so in love with you /j /j

i do genuienly get so happy to see pookie online tho like literally get too excited to see when u answer me like the freak i am 🥺

and i really get what u mean, its especially bad for me during depression episodes and i know saying this cannot stop the little rats in ur head either but! its soso hard but its just something u have to work on slowly, like communicating how u feel and not going thru w ur thoughts. like its soso hard n i know that from experience like it took me so long to actually start talking ab stuff that im afraid of or that bothers me, even if it takes a few days. im used to being hurt, but im also used to being loved too? and i cant let that go, and i love loving, and it hurts but i cannot imagine going back to when i refused to love so strongly bc its what keeps me going yk? i know what its like for ppl to fear my love n i dont want the ppl who love me to think that ever bc i love them sm. U R INCLUDED ILY

anyways on a lighter note- i am LITERALLY puppy anon!?!! i love dog leon!!! im literally writing werewolf leon hcs RIGHT NOW bc im so so so normal ab my puppyman. (im so attracted to werewolves.) hes gonna have multiple tags on his collar!!! we can share!!!!! im taking his leash too!!!!

im thinking sooo much ab excitable werewolf re2 leon its not even healthy! i literally have to keep taking breaks with what im writing bc i LITERALLY keep kicking my feet thinking abt him.

-🐕

why are u joking. u shouldn’t be joking. you should be on your knees begging me to marry you obsessively in love with me. don’t joke about this this is serious.

but also!! yeah i try to be!! i usually just like to say the things that would help me to hear! obviously telling you ‘you’re not a bother’ is nice but at some point you don’t believe it when people say that!! because what if they’re lying just bc they feel bad and they wanna be nice to you but don’t really care for what you have to say? is that irrational? yes, yes it is. but i can’t blame ya!!

so instead i just acknowledge that the rats in ur head won’t believe me so i just !! i tell u that ur attention makes me feel popular instead of telling you you’re not bothering me and i tell u that i’m only being nice to u because i like u not because i feel like i have to be nice to u bc i’m nice to everyone.

fineeeee he can have multiple tags on his collar and you can hold his leash but i wanna pet behind his ears, watch him get all ditzy and happy from the tight leash and pets that he starts panting and drooling aifnsjsjdb im so so so sane

tell me about werewolf re2 leon. GIVE HIM TO ME NOW !! rahhhhhh

[lovestuckyhatemarvel]

Oh hello, episode 4. Let’s see if you have more memorable things than the first three episodes did.

1.) It’s hard for Max to see that Billy is wrong ‘cause he’s always a kind of a jerk.

2.) I love Max telling El about comic books, especially Wonder Woman.

3.) I forgot how crazy the old woman is acting when they take her away in an ambulance.

4.) I can’t remember if Heather survives this season, but she’s gonna need a lot of therapy if she does survive and does remember it, because leaving her begging, sobbing parents in a basement to be possessed isn’t something you really get over.

5.) Real shitty of the mindflayer for making people be awake for the possession. Like c’mon.

6.) Why is Hopper not in a hospital?

7.) The boys are terrible at communication.

8.) Robin has a plan and took all the tips.

9.) I had thought that Heather’s dad looked familiar and had already forgotten until I saw him again that he’s the douchebag head of the paper.

10.) Is Mrs. Driscoll actually a paranoid schizophrenic or were they just having this man be weird?

11.) Nancy and Jonathan got fired.

12.) We gotta get El on a roller coaster.

13.) Learning about hosts for the Mind Flayer.

14.) Larry is a terrible liar. You’d think a politician would be a better liar. Actually scratch that, that makes sense.

15.) It is very hard to blackmail someone who has blackmail on you too.

16.) “Don’t give me that dead daughter sob story, because I just don’t care.” Shocked Hopper only broke his nose and not killed him.

17.) Ohhhhh. I forgot Hopper threatens to chop the man’s finger off with a cigar cutter.

18.) “Oliver Twist routine” Nancy really is classist. Also if Ted Wheeler really did make 6 figures in the 1980s, they really really were well off.

19.) Dustin is like Gumbo.

20.) I didn’t know Billy even owned a shirt. Did the Mind Flayer have to go shopping?

21.) ‘Boys only’? You’re being dumb, Mike.

22.) Having Erica be a huge fan of capitalism sucks. Bare minimum I need someone to have her eventually grow out of this immature phase and be like, “yeah, no, that was stupid. Capitalism sucks.” Because kids, capitalism sucks. It hurts everyone but the ultra rich.

23.) I forgot the mayor keeps the papers in his ugly house.

24.) I really do like to see Hopper outside of his work uniform. I also like to see JOyce putting stuff together.

25.) Aw, Nancy actually went to her mom.

26.) Like this is really a surface level reading of feminism to think ‘I am a woman and therefore damn the fallout and consequences because I am woman, hear me roar’ is the end all to be all. Like I love Nancy and Karen talking and loving each other but she did still blow up Jonathan’s spot and refer to him talking about his economic circumstances as ‘Oliver twist routine’. Like that was fucked up.

27.) I forgot how genuinely worried Max was about Billy. She really really hoped it wasn’t Billy that was the new host.

28.) Operation Child Endangerment is a great name, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, Erica.

29.) You’d think a guy like a mayor would have handcuff keys by his bed.

30.) Steve is so fucking worried up until Erica walks through those doors.

31.) The wild thing is I’ve thought Billy’s actor, Dacre, is attractive in other things, but I do not think he’s attractive at all as Billy. Like both because of the hair and the attitude. He’s just terminally unfuckable to me. And it’s one of the many reasons I hate Steve/Billy. I also hate Eddie/Billy.

32.) Billy hit the back wall hard enough to break tiles. Either that or they’re shitty tiles.

33.) Fun fact, HIPAA didn’t exist until the 90s so the only thing stopping Nancy from just being a concerned neighbor getting answers would be hospital policy and how willing to talk the front desk woman is.

34.) “If you die, I die.” “…Okay.”

35.) I forgot that the fucking elevator plummets like it’s a goddamn roller coaster ride.

36.) I had blocked out Billy sobbing in the sauna and saying ‘he made me do it’ entirely.

37.) Max is so sad and so worried about Max.

38.) if Will didn’t have Spidey senses, Max would have gotten stabbed with broken tile and sauna glass.

39.) I forgot Billy gets pinned to the wall with weights and it keeps cutting back to Mrs. Driscoll looking horrifying.

40.) I also forgot that Billy’s body is forced to choke El. Also that Mike is the one who takes a bat to possessed Billy to save her.

41.) And then Billy got thrown through a brick wall before getting up and walking off.

42.) There’s so many people in that abandoned factory.

[feysandfeels]

I'd love to know how Xaden justifies staying up guarding Violet while she recovers form *checks notes* poisoning Jack with Oranges... which like, btw, go off bestie, excellent tactic. 10/10 KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

oh wait no, he survived.

Just so we are on the same page I am against all the violence this school allows except when it comes to Violet killing Jack. In that case I will literally turn a blind eye and hand my girl the gun. Do what you must babygirl.

And now he is training her, which we all know is PEAK slut behaviour.

Bro you even gave her a collection of knives, my man you are so whipped! Like bffr.

Okayy so Dain is being a cunt... get a fucking grip dude.

Xaden kisses like a man on death row. Like that kiss when the gryffins are attacking? MMMMM YES !!! ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

oh and they can speak mind to mind... I'm sorry but like... the jokes are writing themselves at this point jajajajaja

Tairn is such a babygirl to give her a saddle... I honestly thought they were all riding with a saddle which is why I was like ???? why is she falling ????? and to be fair riding bareback is not that hard... you just need stronger legs and abs (lol I almost wrote lebs)

XADEN MADE IT FOR HER??? AND HE ALSO GAVE HER KNIVES?????? FUCK ME THAT'S PEAK ROMANCE!!!

tbf Dain actually has made it abundantly clear he only cares about Violet safety.

Oh I swear to god if Jack kills Liam I will END A MOTHERFUCKER IN A WAY THERE WILL BE BALLADS WRITTEN ABOUT MY RAGE.

Oh shit she's using her time stopping power. daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn DO IT!!! SAVE LIAM!!!!!! I mean everyone will notice but like who gives a fuck it's Liam's live!

SHE FRIED HIM!!!! *SCREAMS* WITH LIGHTING *SCREAMS MORE*

FEMINISM IS ALIVE AND WELL AND GO OFF BABYGIRL. YOU ARE NOT A KILLER BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A MAN.

but the fact that she is lighting is very Mare Barrow coded.... she feels very Mare Barrow and partly Feyre coded... like with a Bella Swan base flavour.

Dain getting upset that Violet revealed his dragon power... READ THE ROOM I AM FUCKING BEGGING SHE IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE SHE JUST KILLED A PIG!!!!

PEAK ROMANCE IS COMFORTING THE GIRL AFTER SHE JUST HAD HER FIRST KILL AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS A WEAPON AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL, WHILE ALSO REMINDING HER THAT SHE IS HER OWN PERSON AND SHE DECIDES HOW THIS WILL BUILD HER. (if you truly do not see the parallels with other characters.. like you are truly just turning a blind eye)

Will give it to the book but i gotta love how you can tell Xaden is a child of conflict.

You are the weapon (romantically)

Honestly Xaden is such a no bs character like he is very "own up to your own shit" and yes.

If Violet were my friend she would not be wallowing so much in her guilt...like babygirl we are opening a bottle of champagne

Xaden is in her room to check up and her and I hope they fuck :)

Do y'all remember in Inside Out the machine of imaginary boyfriends that creatd boyfriends that said stuff like "I would die for Riley"? Xaden is like that except for YA/New Adult Post Rhysand book boyfriends.

AYYYYYY HE SAID IT HE SAID IT, HE JUST SAID "I CAN'T SEEM TO STAY AWAY" BINGO

Not to be unsympathetic but I think if Violet fucked Xaden she wouldn't be so upset about the whole J*ck thing. Looooool there she goes saying "gods i want him to touch me to wash this day away." Girl just do it.

yesss he is close enough that she can feel his heat. YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS GET CLOSER!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Hitting you, Xaden, is the last WE want to do. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

okay they are kissing :) please fuck :)

UFFFFF he just did the jealousy "fuck no" when she suggested someone else. THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!!! when I say that I appreciate a bit of jealousy this is what I mean. Fuck yeah

"Because I only want you Xaden" YES GIRL WE KNOW.

He is a certified ass man. Oh what a day to be alive.

"he is mine or maybe I'm his" and me just scooching here, making myself comfy.

Ohhhhhhhhh he did the "does this feel like I don't want you." He is going through the "I can barely think when you are around". When I say what a feast I mean this scene. Homegirl really went through the classics of book boyfriends, and made him say every single sentence... and it is a win for me!

I too want to hear Xaden say my name.

dudeeee she did the "so kiss me"

I need a few moments to compose myself.

Once again i think irl men need to start reading more to be better at dirty talk. Like I think with a bit of critical thought they can find some gems in these books.

men who say "you're going to be the death of me" while in the throes will see the pearly gates.

well okay now... fucking against the window... even with the curtains close... that is dangerous. So shift, back to the wall, to the bed, on the desk, we're good.

ohhhhhh they are power fucking.

****y so good he lost control. If he could his roar would have brought a mountain down... or you know whatever happens when Rhys fucks.

107 lashes?! nooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... did he receive the lashes so they wouldn't? FUCK NO. I'm going to cry. He chose the chance of death over the certainty.. just so he could try save them?

(to be fair I still think if the current government would have wanted a better thing or themselves they would have straight up killed them all otherwise they will always be looking over their shoulders because one day these kids will have dragons and a vengeance...and honestly.. go off kids)

Xaden when he makes his relationship public with Violet be like

I am not immune to Xaden saying that he thought Violet could channel lighting from their first kiss. I am not immune to that and I am in fact giggling.

Honestly I too would be hesitant to work with the teacher that straight up killed a mind reading student.

ohhhhh her father left her a cryptic note ohhhhhhhhhh. In the book of corrupt powers ooooooohhhh what could it beeeeee???

Xaden saying "don't fall for me" is like... bestie how can you say that when YOU YOURSELF XADEN are already in love??? I see your lies

Yeah no, I'm with Violet, he is already in as deep as she is.

Honestly good for her for standing her ground against his fuckboy ways (even though I know know know he is already in deep and must be doing this to protect her)

Xaden chokes on his food because he was taunting Violet and then she taunted back. YEAH TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, WE WOMEN ARE EVEN BETTER AT THIS GAME.

I do wonder what is the point of this book, beyond Violet's first year, because I'm already 20 days away from graduation... and I still have like 8 hours to go and I'm like ??? okay but ??????

BRENNAN IN MY HEART OF HEARTS YOU ARE NOT DEAD.

oh lol they are "using the sparring practices to relieve some tension" yes... because that's not... like... that's a recipe for disaster.. trust me this is coming from someone that used her rehearsals to let out all tension and explorations with her costar... like we did that and it..like hmmm.. better decisions could have been made.

GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING AGAIN IN THAT FUCKING BRIDGE OF DEAD, GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN NOW!

of course he wanted her from the second he saw her

"I don't deserve you but I think I'm going to keep you all the same" God he ate with that one, why lie.

so to Rhysand's bringing down mountains we have Violet's thunder storm LOOOOOOOL yeah girl you're going to have to get that under control... like are they going to sleep like that? oh wait no, they are going to keep at it... go ahead. As you were.

Every single time there is "don't worry about me I'll be safe" scene in the middle of a we're being attacked, with a quick passionate kiss, followed by a "you'll be the death of me"? Like? what am I to do? not like it? not fall harder for the dude?? nooo

Rihannon enough, we're being attacked, stop it! yes she is wearing his jacket, we're being attacked. Enough. Bye.

oh wait they are not being attacked, it is war games? Ohhhhh for this shit they stopped Violet and Xaden? If it were me I would murder everyone.

Wait.. why are they saying goodbye? like isn't he going with the squads to play this little game?? like isn't this a mock attack so like wing leaders should be there??

oop she got girlfriend privileges jajajajajajajaja and is being taken beyond the wars just because Xaden wants to be with her. LOL

Ayyy there he goes Dain with his "she's safer with me" like dude, let it go. They want to fuck. My dude get on with the times. You have been left behind, my good fella.

These two are fighting like

Oh nooooooooow he realised that they are fucking. Hopefully he will let it go and now can be friends and he can stop being an asshole

I do think my girl went from crush to love hella fast.. like boo, take a second, let things develop organically.

"I've been yours for longer than you imagine" I MEAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. WE'VE BEEN KNEW.

ohhh they interrupted them again....

ohhhhhhhh I fear this is when Violet finds out that Xaden has been working with the gryffins or smth

I KNEEEEEEEEEEW IT I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS WORKING WITH THEM I KNEW HE HAD ULTERIOR MOTIVES (not in approaching Violet but like in life) I KNEWWWWW IT! THE SUS VIBES NEVER LIE

But also lets be real, like how can a Gryffin stand against a warrior, like bffr. Stand aside or you will be burnt!

Ngl this isn’t a good look for Xaden rn, because yes I know morally he is probably right in siding with Gryffins and it will be revealed that the Dragon king is bad or smth… but like optics wise? My dude it does in fact look like your are romancing the general’s daughter to sway her to your side and leverage her position against her mother AND SISTER!

JAJAJAJAJAJA THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST ATTEMPT TO INFO DUMP I HAVE EVER SEEN JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA (Her explaining what this magic wilding people are)

To be fair Dain would dead ass rat Xaden out... like he is so Chaol coded he is 100% blindly following his leadership. BESTIE WAKE UP, ROUGH HOURS ARE NOW!

Once again Violence as a nickname does not slap how this author think it does.

But Violet, my girl, all the clues are there... for you to at least believe him

Omg she believed him!! gotta give it to her that she is able to separate the "you lied to me about our relationship" (which he didn't but lets be real, the optics of this reveal are not in his romantic favour) and the "what you lied about is actually true". Look at one keep of comparmentalisation.

The Dragons not telling her is nasty as hell. Violet stand behind me. I will defend you.

The fact that his dad knew about it... hmmm are we starting to believe his wife killed him.

I mean my gal you gave him everything but lets be realistic... this was just starting you cannot expect someone who has been through what he has been through to trust you from the get go.

omg they sent all the branded to the outpost to attack them an end them and.

AND DAIN TOUCHED HER AND HE KNEW HE KNEW!!

DAIN WAS SAYING GOODBYE TO HER. HE IS SO LIMP DICK THAT HE DEADSASS SENT THE WOMAN HE "LOVES" TO HER DEATH BECAUSE SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH A GUY WHO, UNBEKNOWNST TO HER AT THAT POINT, HAD A THING FOR A TRAITOR!!!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU DAIN ATTOS!!!

Wait, what if he is in kahoots with her sister and this is a bigger plan to save the kingdom because their current leadership is weak af???

Yeah you've been sent here to die. Oh boo this is not... this is not ideal.

I AM RAGING! RAGING!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME I'M ABOUT TO THROW FISTS.

Of course they are going to stay, that's what anyone with a good fucking heart would.

Liam saying "we're friend Violet" just as he is very clearly about to die. GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME I AM ABOUT TO BURN THE WORLD FOR HIM.

I find it so fucking unfair that if a dragon dies the rider dies too.Like no. Not fair.

Him asking her to take care of his sister. Oh fuck this shit. Fuck this shit and fuck everyone who had anything to do with this.

oh Liam using his last moments to be wing man for Xaden lol that's a real one right there.

Xaden losing his brother in Liam... oh it's just nasty business, nasty business all around. I'm suing for this.

Dain COUNT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS YOU ARE DEAD TO ME AND I WILL HAVE YOUR 🫵🏼 HEAD 🫵🏼 FOR THIS

Omg look at that he did not die!! He came really close but then the power of friendship saved him. DID YOU SEE THAT? LIAM DID NOT DIE IN MY BOOK. Stay safe y'all.

trying v hard to care about Violet's apparent amazing hidden power.. when Liam's almost death happened

If you see me being delusional or in deep denial, please mind your business.

And there she goes ... as she dies (??? ) saying one last time that Xaden is hot. Gotta give it to her my girl is committed.

lol it is hilarious that Tairn is yelling at Xaden for not telling her.

Omg she lost her memories... this is not ... ugh... oh my god... this is annoying. Nope she did not. Thank god.

"she exists and I get turned on" well and they say that romance is dead.

HE IS ALIVE I FUCKING KNEWWWWW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT JSNJSFSJNVKHZVD.SVHJSDACOSDVBOHSVJSB

I HAVE NEVER NOT ONCE MADE A MISTAKE IN MY LIFE!!!! GO BRENNAN SORRENGAIL NATION, THE TIME IS NOW!

Before I wrap this up I want to extend a formal apology to Chaol Westfall, baby I'm so sorry I ever compared Dain to you. Even at your worst, Chaol you were still honorable. Dain can eat dust!

LUISA READS FOURTH WING :)

Right fam, time for some dragon riding (non sexual… from what I have been able to gather)

Ngl, but reading (listening) the "a dragon without its rider is a tragedy, a rider without its dragon is dead" after seeing so many tiktoks about it and them being all epic, has me giddy, has me excited. Here we go.

So far we have a cunty yet caring elder sister, a dead dad, a rude as fuck mum, a dead brother (who apparently was beloved above all) and a girl severely lacking in calcium.

"you won't get any special treatment just for being my daughter" my sister in christ, what special treatment? so far you have been nothing like an ass.

I cannot judge Violet for wanting to take her books with her....but babygirl from what I have seen you truly have no strength.. so like..sugar.. either develop some muscle or like let it go.

What's so wrong about being a scribe? like what do you all have against academia?

Okay no wait... what are they prepping her for? What the fuck is this subscription day? isn't it like just first day of uni?? Is she fighting? is it a race? to like the first dragon they can find? the first tunnel of their respective career?

aaaaaaaand here comes the childhood friend with soft brown eyes that laughs with his whole body.

Seems like extremely poor parenting to send your extremly untrained daughter into such a challenge... like she has to climb some rocks... and like run a lot, there's going to be wind. Like no. And for what? for the glory of your name? SHE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HER OWN BOOKS!

Gotta love a "This isn't America's TOP BEST FRIEND" moment.

I'm sorry but how is conscribing (?) all children from the traitors to the best school in the kingdom/republic/empire/country and give them a solid ass chance of becoming riders, and therefore climb to the top of the social and military pyramid a fitting punishment? They should have ended their respective bloodlines. You rebel you and your entire bloodline die.

Colombian brain translating Xaden to Xavier.

I should have asked... can dragons talk in this world?

What is the parapit?? Is that how it is written?

Mira (?) is a badass. Queen behaviour.

Mira being like "don't die Violet, I'd hate to be an only child." And having seen her mother? Honestly same. Like no. Hard Pass.

Wait is the blonde guy she is befriending the one with the scar from the betrayal?? Dylan? yes? no?

Oh and they get to marry after graduating. Why do I feel I am walking straight into another early 20s marriage.

Most riders are legacies... good to see nepotism is alive and well. Neporiders.

Oh so Xaden has tattoos from his wrist up to his jaw.. okay, okay.

AND HIS FATHER KILLED HER OLDER BROTHER. AND THEY WERE ROOMATES!

My girl really went "He is #SoTall and #HandsomeAsHell"

I don't get what this challenge is about and apparently Dylan is not making it, he liked slipped or smth and is like hanging...

yeah no he fell to his death. RIP Dylan.

My girl is like screaming history facts to distract herself while she [insert the challenge.... I think it's walking a very slippery bridge]

Okay so Jack is an asshole... it's giving Cato.

Kinda want to bet that he will try to eventually fight Violet and Xaden will defend her.

Got confirmation, it is in fact a bridge.

Rihannon made it. Which is a personal win because she seems sweet.

Oh my god Jack focus on your own thing, you are being and asshole, no one cares. Fuck off, fall to your death, shut up. Like why are you so pressed about this random ass calcium lacking girl. GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.

Not her reciting the codex lol it is giving Elizabeth Swann citing The Pirate Code to Captain Barbossa. Babygirl, bless you, but he clearly does not give a fuck.

Violet truly made that crossing out of delulu energy and history facts and honestly? respect.

Wait, hold the fuck on... this audiobook is 21h long? what on god's green earth is going to happen in this book? oh my god this thread is going to be huge. Apologies to all.

omg Jack why are you still talking? either shut up or jump infront of a dragon and die. LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HER? He is giving blonde guy energy (but not the one you gave Dylan. RIP Dylan. You will never be forgotten)

aaaaaahhh there we go Jack threatened her and when he makes the move to kill her Xaden will be like "the fuck bro" and kill him instead.

Here comes the childhood best friend. I feel he is hot. Dane? Dane Atos?? Kinda hot of him. Wait he is Squad Leader? that's hot.

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

나야 나!

produce 101/idol au hcs

these r really rudimentary thoughts so . do what u will with them

rin does Not give a fuck about fanservice. he’s the type of edgy contestant that stares at the camera and goes “watch me,” and his fans eat that shit up.

producers will be BEGGING this boy to smile and do some finger hearts at the camera, and he grimaces instead saying smth like “why do i need cheap tricks to show my skill as an entertainer?” MF UR ON AN IDOL SURVIVAL SHOW

otoya, on the other hand, lives to suck up to his fans. always stops in the middle of going from place to place to sign people’s banners, phones, fans, etc… it takes him forever to get from one place to another because of that

he also strikes me as the kind of guy who has all the tea abt everyone in the idol industry?? if u ever upset him, you better pray that otoya doesn’t call up blue lock’s version of dispatch the moment he gets a second alone. bllk! dispatch wld be out of business if it wasnt for him feeding them crumbs of idol drama 💀

bachira is the idol that’s constantly spamming social media. it’ll be 3 am in the morning, and everyone’s notifications are going ham because he’s posting shit like “my guts are baja blasting 🤪🤪🤪” while going through his post-taco bell poop.

at the same time though, he’s probably the one that’s the most “genuine” on camera? he does whatever he wants, so he doesn’t feel a need to fake a parasocial relationship with fans or craft a work persona. this is both a managerial nightmare and a dream-come-true, but we fuck w it here

i also think bachira wld be a dancer btw

nagi livestreams all his gaming sessions. sometimes he’ll set up an among us room to play with his fans (cough nct taeyong cough). he falls asleep all the time whenever he isn’t actively performing, so fans will sometimes play “where’s waldo” with nagi whenever another member is filming stuff backstage.

he’s also RIPPED so like people will sometimes ask him to show his abs and he’ll be like :X before yanking his shirt up. he doesn’t get why people ogle over him, but hey, it gets his bills paid so who is he to complain

karasu’s a rapper. i think the visual of him leaning back in his studio while working on songs is sooooooo hot. bonus points if we get pictures of his hands n stuff

ok i Know rin technically is the first place and leader of bllk eleven, but for some reason, karasu gives me leader vibes? he’s trying to round all the boys up while they’re doing dumb shit and hes standing there like 🧍 mamas i do not get paid enough for this

hiori joins nagi in on gaming. he livestreamed him dying his hair once. it was just him, god, and his truckload of fans in a cramped ass bathroom while he wrapped his head in foil and sat on top of the toilet.

he’s also the one that gets the brightass neon hair each comeback. u know the song’s abt to slap when hiori shows up looking like the froot loops mascot 🗿

chigiri’s sister won’t quit airing out chigiri’s dirty laundry, and it drives him insane. it also drives him crazy when people thirst after his sister. also i think his fancams wld go the most viral just bc he’s very pretty, and i think he’d be fairly reasonable with fanservice

although he does get pretty snappy sometimes, so it’s a delicate balance finding what he’s in the mood for. the hair stylists love dressing him up since he’s one of the less fussy members (thanks to how much his sister used to dress him up when he was younger)

one out of the two visuals of the group (the other being aryu)

aryu practices english with his fans! he’ll attempt interviews, posts, and livestreams entirely in english to learn, and he’ll do his best to correct his mistakes :) everyone’s very supportive of him, even when he’s rambling about his latest hair styling tips in broken english and bits of japanese

also because he’s so fucking tall, he solos everyone whenever those idol sports competitions come around. his long limbs are lethal, and people will thirstpost about him violently. he’s also very fashion-forward, so he collaborates often with the styling team about the group’s concepts and outfits!

ISAGI’S THE MEOWMEOW OF THE GROUP!! he’s trying his hardest and always delivers. he’s also down horrendous for whatever noel noa is as an idol, and he’s practically begging for a collaboration every other tweet. poor boy nearly shits his pants whenever he sees noa at an awards shows or other big events

i’d also love to see him star as an mc on music shows?? he gives off the perfect zealous yet cutesy vibes to pull that off. he’s the perfect level of awkward to be endearing, and he’s always invited back because of how polite and hardworking he is :] he also def has a lot of gap moe between his self as an absolutely fucking feral performer who rips up the stage versus him being Just A Dude offstage

reo was a trainee w nagi! he practices by doing covers of other idols’ works (im trying rlly hard to incorporate his chameleon thing into the idolverse ok), and he’s really touched when trainees do covers of his songs and dances too! it shows him how far he’s come :]

he ties his hair up a lot, so fans beg him constantly to put it down! id like to think nagi once caught him on a livestream fresh out of a shower w nothing but a towel around his waist, and people went fucking NUTS over 1) seeing reo half naked all drenched w water and 2) finally seeing him without his little bun

reo is also a dancer in my heart (i am never wrong btw <3)

omg cld u imagine all the cute names u cld give to barou’s fans? the king and his loyal kingdom :] people also wld kill to see his hair down and ungelled, but he doesn’t like it bc it feels unruly so there’s some beef between his management and him over that

he got wrestled into a maid outfit once, but people loved it so much it became a key moment for the group. he doesnt mind it as much as people thought he would, but definitely wld prefer to dress up in other costumes for once. barou’s also an extremely talented performer, often shining the most when he gets solo performances over group collaborative ones.

niko is literally junji from onlyoneof 🧍he also strikes me as the kind of guy to rock eboy fashion? he absolutely eats up any dark concepts!! he kinda detests cute concepts, but unlike rin (who’ll throw hands w his management), niko kinda learns to grin and bear it

niko also composes his own songs! he’s a very self-made idol, and he’ll treat his fans to a snippet of his latest project every now and then (this is me trying to incorporate his special skills but idol version pt 2)! he’ll lock himself in his room for days on end during off seasons to compose, only coming out to use the bathroom and eat at ungodly hours. other members sometimes drop by to bring him snacks and water

gagamaru’s a lil . unhinged to say the least . he does mukbang streams every once in a while, and it gives his management a stroke when it goes viral because he ate everything using his hands. he’s getting good at using utensils regularly, but hey, if his fans wanna see him stuffing his face in the way that makes him happiest, then who is he to upset them?

gagamaru also solos everything on idol sports shows. whenever he’s on one of those wilderness survival shows, he comes back out looking just the same as he did going in, if not better. he’s also so flexible that it drives every dancer in the industry green with jealous that they can’t control their body like he does. he’s still very sweet and humble though, so no one can really hate him since he’s just a big hunky goofball that does what he wants :]

YUKIMIYA KPOPS GEM YUKIMIYA KPOPS IT BOY YUKIMIYA OUTSOLD YOUR FAVES

ok fr tho yukimiya still keeps up with his modeling on the side (kinda hc to be a model-turned-idol), so he sneaks in a lot of his sponsors’ clothes into his idol outfits! those kpop fashion accounts are always scrambling to identify the clothes he’s wearing

he also has one hell of a gap between performing and being off stage, and he’s so goddamn charismatic that it feels like he’s a completely different person when he’s on stage. like he’ll be all smiley and sweet, and then he’ll go fucking feral just like isagi that it’s hard to believe he’s normally a soft-spoken gentleman whenever the cameras aren’t on him.

ok now that ive talked abt the bllk eleven, extra hcs of idol au bllk that werent part of the main team

aiku gets into so many dating scandals that they dont even feel like a scandal anymore. everyone wakes up and is like “oh this is who he was fucking w this time” and moves on. good for him ig? at least he’s free on that end

sendou gets nervous talking to girl groups. he’s also really generous w fanservice and does gravure photoshoot bc he knows what its like to be a fan of them. good for him good for him!! go feed ur fans!!

sae def placed first on a previous season of bllk produce 101, which got rin inspired to become an idol. imagine the tension at awards shows OOF 💀 or the questions people post abt the brothers potentially collaborating for a comeback. sae also hates fanservice, but he goes out of his way to shut that shit down

kaiser is kpop’s ace!! there is nothing this bitch can’t do! he also refuses to cover up his tattoo and shows it off whenever he gets the chance. talks about wanting to get more in the future, but his management’s successfully keeping him restrained… for now.

ness wld be disturbingly good at cute concepts… it’s crazy how easily he can get people to fall for him with his easygoing charm, but the second people start talking smack abt smth he likes, he turns murderous. it’s always the adorable ones you need to watch out for. sometimes fans admit to liking him more than kaiser which usually throws him for a loop.

speaking of concepts, shidou devours dark concepts too! i feel like he’d make one hell of a vocalist, and he’s constantly hounding sae for a collab together. even his regular clothes are striking enough to be confused for a stage outfit, and he takes a lot of pride in keeping up his demonic aura (even though he lives for the thrill of performing more than anything else)

kunigami gives off such husband material vibes. baby gets invited to shows where he babysits kids, cares for pets, etc and everyone just ends up falling more in love with him. he’s so respectful about turning people down too like goddamn how is this boy real

nanase is 100% the maknae of the group. bonus points if he originally came from a nugu group that rose to a fair amt of popularity, and now he’s starstruck that he gets to interact w idols that he looked up to for so long

ego def used to be an idol before retiring and becoming a manager/head honcho behind blue lock’s produce 101. he hates the artificiality of idols and pushes the boys to become their own version of what they expect an idol to be like. hes also insane in this au too

anri is one of the biggest managers of the produce project! she’s the one behind the scenes, setting everything up! the boys are extremely grateful towards her, and she even has her own dedicated fanbase!

tokimitsu has bad stage fright, and his fans do their best to support him! they encourage him to do what makes him comfortable, and he promises to work hard to not let them down. he has one of (if not, the) strongest bond with his fans, and their interactions are super wholesome.

buratsuta is like jyp. hope this makes sense <3

check out this sick edit of bllk produce btw

[hesbambi]

been thinking bout how jaemin gets himself off

anon i am so sorry but i needed to let this soak in my brain

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my mind went straight to cam boy jaemin who loves teasing his viewers. he'd set his camera right above his bellybutton, only able to see his abs and upper body. jaem wouldn't talk right away, instead he'd just let them whine and beg for him to do something. "i'm so horny pls do something," he reads a comment aloud.

amused, jaemin would slip his hand in his own underwear, not letting the viewers see what his hand is wrapping around. groaning and grunting, he'd find it pleasurable seeing the comments go crazy, whining and begging to show them how he's touching himself.

he was known for teasing the viewers any way he could. loving the way they beg but also loving how good it feels to prolong his release. jaem would give in, slightly lowering the camera and moving it backwards, his whole body except his face showing.

jaemin would let out an amused scoff when he reads the comments. all wanting him to cum with him, so he waits. lets his hand slow down, focusing on his shaft rather than his sensitive head. he was close, he knew, his body knew and everyone watching knew.

jaem would start feeling himself, skimming his hands on his abdomen, pointer finger outlining his abs. tip deep red, throbbing and leaking pre-cum, ready to release. announcements of tips kept popping up and so did comments, begging him to touch himself and make himself cum.

minutes would pass by until he was satisfied with his teasing. connecting his hand to his dick, he wouldn't stop. "you don't get to come yet," hand vigorously moving, his arousal is enough to make squelching sounds in the quiet room along with jaemins' grunts and moans. legs spreading wider, hand moving faster and moans filling the room.

even though the viewers could cum anytime they wanted to, he knew they wouldn't, not unless he gives permission. his release spurts out onto his thighs and on the floor. not quite over his orgasm, jaemin pants as he brings the camera closer to his dick. he smirks. "i don't think you've been good enough to cum."