#stoner series

[advoirsmovies]

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956) is my new favorite 1950s sci-fi. I love the stop motion spaceship porn by Ray Harryhausen. The story is straightforward with fewer plot holes than Independence Day (1996). All around fantastic UFO movie.

2023 09 04

[jayflrt]

heeseung in that one smau☹️☹️☹️ (its a reels)

MY GOD. A REAL YEARNER!!

[wonsdoll]

A STONER’S GUIDE TO GET THE GIRL › LHS

TIP 5: prepare yourself for the late night convo

tw. suggestive ??

the drive to heeseung’s place was quiet, followed by awkward glares at each other. this was the first time in months you both have been alone, not to mention in a close proximity.

you kept your eyes on the road, while heeseung was passed out in the passenger seat. pulling into the parking lot of his apartment building, you tapped him lightly. “hee.. we’re here.” you shook him gently, his eyes slowly opening. heeseung reached for the seat belt and unbuckled himself, he attempted to get out of the passenger seat. you helped him maintain balance as you both walked up to his apartment.

you got him into his bed, helping him get his shirt off, once done you pulled the blanket over him, you sat on the edge of his bed watching him, his half opened eyes tried to maintain focus.

“better?” you ask, hoping for some sort of response.

heeseung sat up, the blanket still covering his body. “not quite..”

before you could react, you felt heeseung pull you onto his lap. you gasped as his hands settled to your waist, his grip was firm and far from rough. his soft eyes met yours, sending butterflies right to your stomach.

“i miss this…” heeseung murmured, his voice raw and unfiltered. “i miss you.”

you swallowed hard. “heeseung…”

his grip on your waist tightened, his voice was soft and filled with a longing you’ve never heard. “i never once stopped thinking about you.”

your breath caught in your throat as his lips came closer to yours, the tension thickening within every second. “then why did you let me leave..?”

“i was high.. high out of my mind. you deserved someone better than me.” heeseung’s fingers brush against your exposed skin, sending a quick chill down your spine. “but i was wrong… we belong together.”

his confession left you speechless and torn. all these months and he hasn’t moved on from you, nor forgot about you. “please… give me a chance.”

your heart raced as heeseung pulled you closer, his lips inches from yours. before things could go any further, you pulled away. “we’ll talk about this when you’re sober.. okay?” you brushed his messy, red hair out of his face.

“promise?” his eyes soften, his hands still lingering on you as sleep begins to take over his body.

“i promise.” you got off his lap, pulling the covers over his body as you leave his apartment. your emotions were scattered and you didn’t know what to do, nor how to feel.

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[peachyhoolagan]

If this mf isn’t doing flips every few seconds than HE IS NOT REAL! I REPEAT HE IS NOT REAL!!1

[randomtheidiot]

I love you, episode where Ash and Pikachu get crushed by a falling chandelier and die, then figure out the key to immortality by possessing their own corpses.

I love you, concept for a human-based magic system that was introduced in an Advanced Gen movie, sneezed on by the writers of DP a couple of times and then abandoned immediately after, save for Journeys, a whole five generations after the original movie came out.

I love you, movie where Arceus threatens to kill everyone if they don’t find his cool rock, so they go back in time and end up having to save their evil shitass god from drowning in liquid metal.

I love you, anime exclusive gimmick where you and your Pokémon become a fucked up spiritually linked hivemind who can feel each other’s pain that was dumped and retconned into hell after XY ended.

I love you, episode where Ash meets a ghost and mistakes him for a living person because his aura powers make him completely unable to tell the difference and the ghost kid never once questions why he’s suddenly able to be perceived.

I love you, part in the aforementioned ghost kid episode where Ash uses his own bullshit ghost magic to transfer his senses to the ghost kid so that he can pet the fluffy mouse.

I love you, batshit insane Ash era Pokémon anime lore. Please never change.

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Pachacamac is gaslighting us, the part where Knuckles and his dad fight multiple giant owls together is not what Knux claimed to have happened

BABYDOLL WE WERE GASLIT BIG TIME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[spaceotter42]

Disney Channel's LGBTQ+ Actors

Just a few of Disney Channel’s out LGBTQ+ actors.

Joshua Rush (Andi Mack)

Raven-Symone (That's So Raven, Raven's Home)

Josie Totah (Jessie)

Joey Pollari (Avalon HIgh, Love, Simon)

Lilan Bowden (Andi Mack)

Rowan Blanchard (Girl Meets World)

Garrett Clayton (Teen Beach Movie 1 & 2)

Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

Dove Cameron (Liv & Maddie, Descendants movies)

Corey Fogelmanis (Girl Meets World)

Alyson Stoner (Camp Rock Movies 1 & 2, Mike's Super Short Show)

Karan Brar (Jessie, Bunk'd)

August Kamp (Best Friends Whenever)

Joshua Bassett (Stuck In The Middle, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series). Also, several other actors from this series not pictured: Larry Saperstein, Julia Lester, Frankie Rodriguez, and Joe Serafini. Aired on Disney+ and on Disney Channel.

[stariisv]

tango saying “my eyes are red from all the red stone” basically means he canonized the fact that he smokes weed. sorry i don’t make the rules

[advoirsmovies]

The Brain Eaters (1958) isn’t as gruesome as the title suggests, but as a corollary to consuming large quantities of cannabis, it’s good creepy fun! This film is, one half, an example of how bad filmmaking makes for a good movie night, and the other half, a decent 1950s sci-fi horror concept. Bonus pre-Star Trek appearance by Leonard Nimoy!

2023 08 18

[jayflrt]

we need an uncut of the goons in stoners guide watching the baby shark movie and one of them (probably sunghoon) going dude i swear that fish looks just like me

i'm sorry bae i didn't watch the movie 😔 but i made these for u 🙏

[wonsdoll]

A STONER’S GUIDE TO GET THE GIRL › LHS

TIP 4: don’t go back to the old ways

the music was loud throughout the whole house, vibrating under heeseung’s foot as he walked inside. the air was thick of alcohol and a mix of weed, something heeseung was trying to stay away from. it was jake’s huge party, beomgyu and sunghoon knew they needed heeseung to forget you for one night and have fun. although jake was another close friend, he was also heeseung’s plug.

as heeseung tries to get through the crowd, he spots you in the corner. he took a few seconds to admire you, your short black dress, every inch of your legs visible, your curves and the way your dress hugged your body.

his heart skipped nearly a few beats when he takes note of your laughing. heeseung watches your nervous laughter, instantly making his guts twist. it wasn’t until he noticed the individuals hand meet your waist, attempting to pull you closer and get more handsy.

heeseung’s fists clench, this guy was clearly bothering you. his opportunity to forget about you was pushed away, now being faced with anger. heeseung makes his way through the crowd, his heart pounding in his chest.

“hey back off.” heeseung’s voice is firm, he steps between you and the guy. the individual is filled with confusion, he swung his beer bottle, taking a large gulp.

“i’ll be back for you just wait.” the guy mumbles, stumbling away.

you look at heeseung, full of relief and gratitude. “thank you..” your voice trembles slightly, trying to realize what happened.

heeseung nods, trying to mask his own anxiety. he was unaware of how close you were to him, the closest you’ve been since the breakup. heeseung’s nerves are on edge, and he knows he’s not in the best state of mind, emotionally. “no problem..just—just stay safe okay?”

you nod, watching him walk away and walk towards sunghoon and beomgyu. heeseung manages to catch his breath, inhaling a few times.

“woah are you okay?” beomgyu looks at you, cracking open a beer for jake.

“yeah i’m good.. y/n was getting harassed by some drunk guy..” heeseung manages to say in between inhales.

“did you save her?” sunghoon asks, offering him a beer. he takes the beer from his hand and begun chugging it.

“i did..” he mumbled, reaching out for another beer.

throughout the night, heeseung and a few of his friends consumed over 5 packages of beer, leaving them all intoxicated. this feeling of intoxicated made his memory replay from the night of his breakup.

he sat back on the couch, meanwhile everyone else was knocked out beside him. heeseung held his forehead, trying to soothe away his current headache, and a bit of his heartache.

heeseung was so lost in his thought, he didn’t realize you standing right in front of him. he jumped a bit, but calmed down quickly due to your familiar face.

“need a ride home?” you asked, a bit hopeful he’d say yes, giving you some extra time with him.

heeseung nods his head, attempting to get up on his feet. you support him with your arm as you both walked to your car.

his voice was filled with alcohol and desperation, this is what he’s wanted for a long time.

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sav’s notes 💭: sorry for the long update !! i start school this week so updates may be slower than before ^_^ thank u for the ongoing support & love !

[schlock-luster-video]

Wishing a happy birthday to stoner comedy film icon Jason Mewes!

Here's a new drawing of him as Jay in Clerks: The Animated Series to mark the occasion!

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Oh, when I say a vision of Pachacamac instructing Knuckles to specifically train Wade sounds weird, it's not the concept itself that's odd, but rather who exactly the ghost of said character is. It may be a different continuity, but Pachacamac doesn't seem like the type of guy to tell the last of their living species to pass on their ways to a human who on the surface isn't fit for the job. If anything, I expect that kind of thing from Tikal, who from her relationship with Chaos proves she doesn't judge a book by its cover.

Ooooh! Okay! Thank you for the clarification on the ask, my dear. Aww, sorry. I think that I’ve read it wrong.

[veiljumped]

people mistaking the japanese maple leaf for a weed leaf on yoh's shirt is my roman empire

[yonpote]

honestly all of the assigning phil as passenger princess stuff is making me rethink all the years of dan avidan of grump game just chillin and telling stories while arin dies at mega man repeatedly or something

[scarefox]

They are hilarious actually