#stoned prompts

[moonlightshaiku]

If you’re still doing the prompts maybe 16. "Urgh. Definitely not." with Hemmer in a comedy?

Thanks if you do! And no problem if you don’t :)

Setting Him Up

Prompts

"Urgh. Definitely not." You'd never heard him make that noise before, a cruel sound of disgust from the back of his throat. You near giggled, kinda wheezed.

"You're that disgusted?" He twitches, brows furrowing for not even a second. You worry you've made him mad.

"I do not understand the endeavor to... have me 'shack up' with Chappell." You blink rapidly.

"No, no. A certain someone—er well, not a certain someone— well. Er. Someone said you needed 'some', okay. And I— they came to me? About it? And I think they wanted me to solve the problem?"

"I'm not that grumpy, am I?" Hemmer looks less disgusted, and less scary. Instead, his antenna hang lower and he's leaning, face incredulous.

"Well," you start. "You are pretty uptight." You give a helpless shrug, attempting to seem apologetic. He just blinks a few times with a slight roll of his head, showing his displeasure.

"Is there anyone you are interested in?" He immediately slumps, obviously upset with the continued questioning. "Do you even want to be in a relationship?"

Hemmer doesn't take long to think about it, just gives a little smile and a huff out his nose. "I definitely do not need to be set up. Especially with lower ranking officers."

You hum, palm under your chin. "Strict rules on that shit." You mutter in his direction.

"That 'shit' keeps quite a few people safe." You jump to attention, the words sharp but his tone steady.

"Didn't mean it like that, sorry."

He hums, "I wouldn't expect it of you, do not worry" He gives you a nod that is obviously an apology. You nod back.

Your conversation. On him being set up.

"So you don't need my help?" You reaffirm.

He nods, with a sigh a bit too sassy to mean anything other than "duh".

You laugh, short and breathy. He sighs again, but he's smiling.

"What about a relationship? Not purely sexual?"

Hammer makes a face. "What?"

"Would a... relationship. With me. Be okay?"

Hemmer doesn't hesitate. "Yes."

You breathe. "Okay."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 226

"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"

Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.

As a five year old.

Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Stobotnik AU/fic prompt idea where Robotnik does survive the explosion but ends up thrown through time he ends up waking up a couple of years in the future.

Him meeting Stone who has mourned him for years, helped save the world a couple of times lives in green hills running the mean bean. And who has adopted and been raising Shadow (And also maybe Amy as well)

Just Shadow being super overprotective of his dad not wanting Robotnik to break his heart again. He so course wrangling Sonic into his schemes to keep Robotnik away from his dad while he doesn't trust him.

When he decides to let him near Stone him giving the most terrifying shovel talk. Amy gives an even more terrifying one.

She also giving lecture on dates because he better treat her dad right.

The dates are shadowed with Shadow and Amy and of course Sonic (And even Knuckles and Tails tagged along) they are not subtly.

Sonadow extra: The sudden realizing all the Wachowskis have that Robotnik is going to be their in-law... all future holidays are going to be insane and even more explosions than they already do.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Shout out to women

[itischeese]

He's so small when you put him up against all he's lost.... Happy (late) birthday, Kakashi!

[mochisquish]

I know we all want Stone to get a cool new outfit, but Robotnik walks around calling himself Daddy and saying shit like, "Look what came out of my egg sac..." You know Stone is sweating through 5 shirts a day. That's why he's still wearing all black despite no longer having a government job.

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Writing Prompt: Famous Last Words

Choose one of these famous last words, and either create a new story/poem or continue writing the story...

Does nobody understand? —James Joyce (1941)

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough. —Karl Marx (1883)

I am about to, or I am going to, die. Either expression is used. —Dominique Bouhours, grammarian (1702)

I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record … After 39 years, this is all I’ve done. —Dylan Thomas (1953)

If this is dying, I don’t think much of it. —Lytton Strachey (1932)

It has all been very interesting. —Mary Wortley Montagu (1762)

It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive. I am dying as I have lived – beyond my means. —Oscar Wilde (1900)

Make the world better. —Lucy Stone, suffragist (1893)

Now I’ll have eine kleine pause. —Kathleen Ferrier (1953)

On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia. —W. C. Fields (1946)

From "Famous Last Words" by Green, J. (1979)

More: Writing Prompts ⚜ The First Lines ⚜ The Last Lines (pt. 1) (pt. 2)

[mcflymemes]

ROMANCING THE STONE (1984) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

what did you do, wake up this morning and say “today i’m going to ruin a man’s life”?

if i were to die, there’s nowhere on earth i’d rather be.

oh, you smoke it?

the cops? what do they want? i haven’t done anything lately!

i couldn’t stop thinking about you.

why won’t you take the elevator?

i’ll kill you, goddammit!

how will you die? slow like a snail? or fast like a shooting star?

this guy who is following you, he is very persistent.

i like your boots.

we're sitting right in the middle of it.

i knew it would happen.

all you care about is yourself, isn’t it?

i knew that from the first moment i laid eyes on you.

i'm telling you, this is turning out to be one hell of a morning.

there's no way across this sucker!

you did this on purpose!

we just went over a waterfall!

i'll meet you there! trust me!

i even read one of your books.

he died right in my arms.

i don’t have any idea, i’m sorry.

you see? you're completely unprepared.

well, we’ve all got our problems today, don’t we.

can you tell me where the nearest town is?

will there be another bus?

that nice man who pulled a gun on you? what else did he tell you?

jesus christ, we’re in a lot of trouble.

understatement of the year, asshole.

is there anybody who isn’t following you?

now move it, before batman comes home.

you’re the best time i’ve ever had.

i understand you have a car.

goddamn it, i knew i should have listened to my mother.

now i ain’t cheap, but i can be had.

don’t i know you?

oh… i’m the creep, huh.

well at least i’m honest.

wait a minute. he’s after you.

who the hell are you?

don’t give me that shit.

one hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!

how long have you been down here?

this kidnapping stuff makes me really nervous.

someone’s gonna get killed.

will you stop worrying?

have i ever hurt you? i will never hurt you. i can’t hurt you.

we’ve got the same blood. we’re not two people; we are one person.

someday if i had the money, i’d take you… we’d sail away… around the world and back again. i promise you.

i was thinking about something you said.

i’d love to see you on the boat.

you’re leaving? you’re leaving me?

you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.

which way do we go?

can we get there in your car?

what do you want? seriously, i’d really like to know.

maybe it’s silly, but… i know there is somebody out there for me.

i can’t believe how fast you cranked this out.

look at me, i’m a mess.

is it… uh… poisonous?

you are the luckiest son of a bitch that ever walked the face of the earth.

i could’ve been killed, and you’re drinking!

i’m hot-wiring the car.

you’re gonna need something stronger than that.

[dipperscavern]

just rewatched season 2 episode 10 of suits and all i can think of is getting stoned with harvey 🫠

U ARE ME I AM YOU WTF I WAS JUST

seeing him light that blunt just. changed my brain chemistry.

just thinking about blowing off some steam w harvey. seeing the contours of his jaw define & the veins on his hands become visible as he puts the blunt between his lips, raising a lighter to it.

you pass it back and forth, until you start to feel all warm and fuzzy — and you begin to notice how comfortable his lap looks. downright inviting.

it’s not just you, though. harvey can’t keep his eyes off you, and the small distance between your places on the couch is the only reason harvey is keeping his hands off you.

you both have been sickeningly in love with each other for a while now, aggravating everyone around you with the way you both refuse to confess. the both of you have an annoying amount of self control, and maybe you just need an opportunity to let that slip. a final push over the edge.

you’re gorgeous. harvey can feel his self restrain slipping. you’re staring up at him with those eyes of yours.

“You’re so pretty.”

harvey gives himself credit for how long he held back. but damn, you should really watch that mouth of yours.

he’s almost embarrassed with how fast he leans forward (no he’s not), hand coming to cradle your jaw as his lips connect with yours. your hazy state of mind amplifies everything by 100%, and you don’t think you’ve ever felt anything so good. you weren’t harvey’s first kiss, but god-damn does he want you to be his last.

(i am 100% writing a full on lil thing to this in the morning)

[mikibagels]

you always draw such cute and fun outfits! what do the church besties’ and diolings’ church outfits look like? 🩷

Thank you for the lovely suggestion. This was really heart warming to doodle (on a Sunday no less!) God bless 🫂💛

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 197

“Guys look, I got us pet rocks!” 

“That’s nice- Danny, why are the rocks moving?” 

“Ectoplasm. Obviously. They eat bad emotions, isn’t that cool?!” 

“They aren’t going to get that big though, right? I mean, we’re moving to the countryside but still.”

“I mean, they shouldn’t? Dang, maybe I should have asked Dora more questions…” 

[ratcat874]

I know my limits and one of them is my ability to write ship fics. HOWEVER, I have an amazing idea for someone to write. What if Stone was the one who saved the world on the eclipse cannon and died?! Like he somehow snuck on the ship and sent Robotnik back with one of the rings. And then Robotnik realizes that he loved Stone and has to live without him.

[coolguyontheblock]

How did we get here bro...

Sticktober Day 1; Teleporter/Favorite character!!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Random idea of Shadow being adopted by Stone and how shows in movie 4

Wade walking into mean bean and shadow just being behind counter, him not realizing anything's up (No one in the cafe is batting an eye at this point everyone is just rolling with things) he leaves cafe and then instantly drops drink finally realizing who that was.

Shadow stealing Stone's motorcycle to go help Sonic and co when they're on they're next adventure (As well as Stone prototype gun he made)

Tails: Wait why did you take a motorcycle your way faster?

Shadow:...

Shadow: My plans are none of your concern

Stone ending up freaking out watching the fight and Tom and Maddie are at first shocked to see him and then seeing the parent panic and like 'Yeah...we know that feeling'

(Bonus Stone of course helping deal with metal sonic and at the end

Wachowskis in one car with the boys and next to them Stone on motorcycle with Shadow, and Amy and Metal sonic in side car)

[justaz]

arthur and morgana go undercover when they head out to help merlin in ealdor bc if word got back to cenred that camelot’s prince and her king’s ward came into essetir without permission or a heads up, it could start a war. so merlin rolls into ealdor with three mysterious friends to help against kanen and his men and the villagers immediately jump back on their Village Freak attacks. stones fly and insults are hurled and buckets of mud and manure are dumped on merlin who in turn gets into more fights and comes home with bloodied knuckles and a bloodied face. arthur, morgana, and gwen seething. idk merlin angst ig

[mediumgayitalian]

“Isn’t he dreamy.”

Nico di Angelo stands in the centre of the amphitheater arena, sword drawn, shadows leeching from his frame. Winds swirl dangerously around him, ground trembling with every step. Concentrated terror curls its smokey tendrils into the nostrils of every onlooker.

Lou Ellen levels her best friend with a look. Will is too busy with his chin in his hands, moon-eyed, to notice. He doesn’t so much as flinch when she waves her hand and changed his freckles to glow bright purple, so she leaves them like that out of spite. Sucker.

“…I mean, he did just unseam that automaton nave to chaps, MacBeth-style, and cackled maniacally into the air. So.”

Will sighs. “I know.” The dust of the amphitheatre floor is covered in finger-drawn hearts. Lou Ellen is embarrassed for him. “He’s just so — gods. Look at his smile.”

Lou Ellen does. It’s frightening. He’d taken the flat of a blade straight to the face a few minutes back, making blood stain his teeth and drip out the corner of his mouth.

“And his eyes sparkle. Do you think they’re more…moonstone, or agate?”

Crazed. Lou Ellen thinks his eyes look crazed. The sparkle in question may simply be the reflection of the tip of the dagger that has appeared in his non-sword hand, which appears to be made of sharpened human bone. Lou Ellen wonders, morbidly, what bone it is for about point three seconds before Will sways — genuinely sways! — and says, “And the way he handles that femur! Oh!”

“Dude,” she says, aghast. “Will, man, get ahold of yourself.”

There’s a thunk as her best friend throws himself dramatically upon the ground. His wrist is poised delicately on his forehead, face twisted pitifully. She rolls her eyes hard enough that she actually goes blind for a brief second and falls off the bench in panic. Will seems pleased that she’s joined him on the floor.

“I can’t. He’s too beautiful.”

Lou Ellen cranes up her neck.

“A nine year old just looked at him and cried.”

His sigh is more wistful than dreamy, this time. “He’s gonna be a great dad someday.”

“…Good gods, Solace.”

Will’s voice softens. “I’m gonna marry him, Ellie.” When she looks over, the smile on his face is just plain loving. She follows his eyes and sees Nico panting, training on pause, gesturing wildly with one hand and loosely holding a water bottle in the other. She’s never seen him so animated. The class he’s teaching watches him in a predictable mix of awe and horror, erring on the side of terrified.

Lou Ellen will admit, in the very recesses of her mind (let Will get a bigger head than he already has), that it is a little charming.

A little.

“I know, you goober,” she murmurs, cuffing him on the shoulder. He doesn’t even flinch. “I call dibs on flower girl.”