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If you’re still doing the prompts maybe 16. "Urgh. Definitely not." with Hemmer in a comedy?
Thanks if you do! And no problem if you don’t :)
Setting Him Up
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"Urgh. Definitely not." You'd never heard him make that noise before, a cruel sound of disgust from the back of his throat. You near giggled, kinda wheezed.
"You're that disgusted?" He twitches, brows furrowing for not even a second. You worry you've made him mad.
"I do not understand the endeavor to... have me 'shack up' with Chappell." You blink rapidly.
"No, no. A certain someone—er well, not a certain someone— well. Er. Someone said you needed 'some', okay. And I— they came to me? About it? And I think they wanted me to solve the problem?"
"I'm not that grumpy, am I?" Hemmer looks less disgusted, and less scary. Instead, his antenna hang lower and he's leaning, face incredulous.
"Well," you start. "You are pretty uptight." You give a helpless shrug, attempting to seem apologetic. He just blinks a few times with a slight roll of his head, showing his displeasure.
"Is there anyone you are interested in?" He immediately slumps, obviously upset with the continued questioning. "Do you even want to be in a relationship?"
Hemmer doesn't take long to think about it, just gives a little smile and a huff out his nose. "I definitely do not need to be set up. Especially with lower ranking officers."
You hum, palm under your chin. "Strict rules on that shit." You mutter in his direction.
"That 'shit' keeps quite a few people safe." You jump to attention, the words sharp but his tone steady.
"Didn't mean it like that, sorry."
He hums, "I wouldn't expect it of you, do not worry" He gives you a nod that is obviously an apology. You nod back.
Your conversation. On him being set up.
"So you don't need my help?" You reaffirm.
He nods, with a sigh a bit too sassy to mean anything other than "duh".
You laugh, short and breathy. He sighs again, but he's smiling.
"What about a relationship? Not purely sexual?"
Hammer makes a face. "What?"
"Would a... relationship. With me. Be okay?"
Hemmer doesn't hesitate. "Yes."
You breathe. "Okay."
#stoned prompts#prompts#tw weed#tw marijuana#hemmer x you#strange new worlds hemmer#hemmer star trek#hemmer snw#hemmer x reader#hemmer#star trek snw#i hope this makes sense lmao#but yeah im stoned#night you silly little people#ps: i know im not funny dont bring it up lmao
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Prompt 226
"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"
Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.
As a five year old.
Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!
#Prompts#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#dp x marvel#De aged dan#Mom danny#Dad danny#He's just tryin to vibe with his suped up camper with his 6 kids and hellhound#People are concerned about this group of elves or whatever the fuck this family is#Why yes Danny has all of his clones as kids#Jordan calls him mom & Ellie calls him dad#Space core danny#No he's not ghost king#He did get adopted by clockwork tho#There could be some misunderstandings#Either the Kronus kind OR the Time stone kind#Actually it'd be hilarious if Danny gives off similar energy to the space stone thx to being new ancient of space
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Shout out to women
#myart#chloesimagination#doodles#jojo bizarre adventure#jjba fanart#jjba#stone ocean#jojo part 6#jolyne cujoh#ermes costello#jolymes#saw that new Twitter prompt and had to draw it myself#sometimes you gotta draw some gals being pals
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He's so small when you put him up against all he's lost.... Happy (late) birthday, Kakashi!
#while this wasn't intended for Kakashi Week#I think today's prompt of 'habit' fits it really poignantly#nurt#cannot Believe I was not informed of his birthday#had to find out through thymus' new fic (which is an absolute delight btw) smh#kakashi#My strategy on lighting is 'fuck around & find out'#same with perspective#and... everything really#I'm a sculptor I'm not supposed to have to worry about things like 'perspective' and 'lighting'#naruto#there are so many different versions of the memorial stone... I picked this one bc it fit my concept best#kakaobi#in spirit#how tf do I tag#you'd think I'd have figured it out by now#hatake kakashi#kid kakashi#kakashi fanart#kakashi hatake
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I know we all want Stone to get a cool new outfit, but Robotnik walks around calling himself Daddy and saying shit like, "Look what came out of my egg sac..." You know Stone is sweating through 5 shirts a day. That's why he's still wearing all black despite no longer having a government job.
#stobotnik#Agent Stone#Robotnik#Sonic#i'm wondering if robotnik taking his shirt will prompt a costume change#or stone will just find another black shirt
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ROMANCING THE STONE (1984) PROMPTS * Â assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
what did you do, wake up this morning and say “today i’m going to ruin a man’s life”?
if i were to die, there’s nowhere on earth i’d rather be.
oh, you smoke it?
the cops? what do they want? i haven’t done anything lately!
i couldn’t stop thinking about you.
why won’t you take the elevator?
i’ll kill you, goddammit!
how will you die? slow like a snail? or fast like a shooting star?
this guy who is following you, he is very persistent.
i like your boots.
we're sitting right in the middle of it.
i knew it would happen.
all you care about is yourself, isn’t it?
i knew that from the first moment i laid eyes on you.
i'm telling you, this is turning out to be one hell of a morning.
there's no way across this sucker!
you did this on purpose!
we just went over a waterfall!
i'll meet you there! trust me!
i even read one of your books.
he died right in my arms.
i don’t have any idea, i’m sorry.
you see? you're completely unprepared.
well, we’ve all got our problems today, don’t we.
can you tell me where the nearest town is?
will there be another bus?
that nice man who pulled a gun on you? what else did he tell you?
jesus christ, we’re in a lot of trouble.
understatement of the year, asshole.
is there anybody who isn’t following you?
now move it, before batman comes home.
you’re the best time i’ve ever had.
i understand you have a car.
goddamn it, i knew i should have listened to my mother.
now i ain’t cheap, but i can be had.
don’t i know you?
oh… i’m the creep, huh.
well at least i’m honest.
wait a minute. he’s after you.
who the hell are you?
don’t give me that shit.
one hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!
how long have you been down here?
this kidnapping stuff makes me really nervous.
someone’s gonna get killed.
will you stop worrying?
have i ever hurt you? i will never hurt you. i can’t hurt you.
we’ve got the same blood. we’re not two people; we are one person.
someday if i had the money, i’d take you… we’d sail away… around the world and back again. i promise you.
i was thinking about something you said.
i’d love to see you on the boat.
you’re leaving? you’re leaving me?
you are now a world-class hopeless romantic.
which way do we go?
can we get there in your car?
what do you want? seriously, i’d really like to know.
maybe it’s silly, but… i know there is somebody out there for me.
i can’t believe how fast you cranked this out.
look at me, i’m a mess.
is it… uh… poisonous?
you are the luckiest son of a bitch that ever walked the face of the earth.
i could’ve been killed, and you’re drinking!
i’m hot-wiring the car.
you’re gonna need something stronger than that.
#rp meme#mcflymemes#rp prompt#rp memes#roleplay memes#roleplay prompt#rp starters#ask meme#ask memes#roleplay meme#roleplay inbox prompts#rp inbox meme#inbox prompt#inbox meme#sentence starter prompt#sentence starter#sentence starters#romancing the stone#movie prompts
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you always draw such cute and fun outfits! what do the church besties’ and diolings’ church outfits look like? 🩷
Thank you for the lovely suggestion. This was really heart warming to doodle (on a Sunday no less!) God bless đź«‚đź’›
#enrico pucci#dio brando#rikiel#mudad#church besties#wholesome#fanart#jjba#stone ocean#my art#fashion#i have a carols event tonight at my church so this was the perfect prompt honestly
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I love stoned omo so much..
someone getting so high they don't realize they need to pee
someone getting so high they don't realize they're peeing
getting dry mouth so they're drinking way more water than usual
falling really soundly asleep and wetting the bed
being so high they just don't know what to do about it???
group situation, casually hanging out smoking with all of the above
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just rewatched season 2 episode 10 of suits and all i can think of is getting stoned with harvey đź«
U ARE ME I AM YOU WTF I WAS JUST
seeing him light that blunt just. changed my brain chemistry.
just thinking about blowing off some steam w harvey. seeing the contours of his jaw define & the veins on his hands become visible as he puts the blunt between his lips, raising a lighter to it.
you pass it back and forth, until you start to feel all warm and fuzzy — and you begin to notice how comfortable his lap looks. downright inviting.
it’s not just you, though. harvey can’t keep his eyes off you, and the small distance between your places on the couch is the only reason harvey is keeping his hands off you.
you both have been sickeningly in love with each other for a while now, aggravating everyone around you with the way you both refuse to confess. the both of you have an annoying amount of self control, and maybe you just need an opportunity to let that slip. a final push over the edge.
you’re gorgeous. harvey can feel his self restrain slipping. you’re staring up at him with those eyes of yours.
“You’re so pretty.”
harvey gives himself credit for how long he held back. but damn, you should really watch that mouth of yours.
he’s almost embarrassed with how fast he leans forward (no he’s not), hand coming to cradle your jaw as his lips connect with yours. your hazy state of mind amplifies everything by 100%, and you don’t think you’ve ever felt anything so good. you weren’t harvey’s first kiss, but god-damn does he want you to be his last.
(i am 100% writing a full on lil thing to this in the morning)
#suits tv#suits usa#suits#harvey specter#harvey specter x reader#harvey specter prompt#harvey specter imagine#harvey specter x you#dippys asks#this was so yummy#just#planted a seed right in my brain#need to get stoned with daddy#sigh#anon and i are one in the same#cause i’ve been thinking about it all day#LORT!
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How did we get here bro...
Sticktober Day 1; Teleporter/Favorite character!!
#the henry stickmin collection#thsc#henry stickmin#need to add prompt list later somebody remind me#knocking out two birds w one stone since henry is my favorite#Stickmintober 2024#click for better quality
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Prompt 197
“Guys look, I got us pet rocks!”Â
“That’s nice- Danny, why are the rocks moving?”Â
“Ectoplasm. Obviously. They eat bad emotions, isn’t that cool?!”Â
“They aren’t going to get that big though, right? I mean, we’re moving to the countryside but still.”
“I mean, they shouldn’t? Dang, maybe I should have asked Dora more questions…”Â
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Team Phantom moves to Smallville#With their pet rocks that do in fact grow#There’s a giant stone crab with part of a forest on its back#And a ray-thing buried under their fields napping until lightning storms#And a meteorite whale thing#to name the biggest 3#Clark LOVES visiting the neighbors whenever he comes back home#He gets swarmed by the pet rocks#He also eventually gets permission to take a couple of tiny ones to give to his friends#Bruce is staring blankly at the Very Tiny gargoyle staring up at him with bits of black ecto lichen mimicking his cowl#Why yes the pet rocks are indeed influenced by the person they’re with and their surroundings
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"Stone, exterminate them all!"
"Yes, your highness!"
Stobotnik Week Day 6: Anime AU
(If they were in Code Geass >:))
#stobotnik#stobotnik week#please forgive me late completing the prompts sob#<3 <3 <3#agent stone#anime au#dr robotnik#jimbotnik#robotnik doesnt even need geass but he got it anyway cause it looked cool and hes all about gaining power#my art#code geass
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Writing Prompt: Famous Last Words
Choose one of these famous last words, and either create a new story/poem or continue writing the story...
Does nobody understand? —James Joyce (1941)
Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough. —Karl Marx (1883)
I am about to, or I am going to, die. Either expression is used. —Dominique Bouhours, grammarian (1702)
I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record … After 39 years, this is all I’ve done. —Dylan Thomas (1953)
If this is dying, I don’t think much of it. —Lytton Strachey (1932)
It has all been very interesting. —Mary Wortley Montagu (1762)
It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive. I am dying as I have lived – beyond my means. —Oscar Wilde (1900)
Make the world better. —Lucy Stone, suffragist (1893)
Now I’ll have eine kleine pause. —Kathleen Ferrier (1953)
On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia. —W. C. Fields (1946)
From "Famous Last Words" by Green, J. (1979)
More: Writing Prompts âšś The First Lines âšś The Last Lines (pt. 1) (pt. 2)
#writing prompt#writing inspiration#writing exercise#spilled ink#dark academia#poetry#literature#writeblr#writers on tumblr#poets on tumblr#creative writing#writing prompts#light academia#quotes#lit#booklr#books#bookblr#writing reference#writing ideas#writing resources#james joyce#karl marx#dominique bouhours#dylan thomas#lytton strachey#mary wortley montagu#oscar wilde#lucy stone#kathleen ferrier
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arthur and morgana go undercover when they head out to help merlin in ealdor bc if word got back to cenred that camelot’s prince and her king’s ward came into essetir without permission or a heads up, it could start a war. so merlin rolls into ealdor with three mysterious friends to help against kanen and his men and the villagers immediately jump back on their Village Freak attacks. stones fly and insults are hurled and buckets of mud and manure are dumped on merlin who in turn gets into more fights and comes home with bloodied knuckles and a bloodied face. arthur, morgana, and gwen seething. idk merlin angst ig
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#morgana le fay#morgana pendragon#gwen#guinevere#merlin angst#s1e10 the moment of truth#ealdor#au#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#arthur seeing why merlin was so eager to protect morris from arthur and put him in his place#arthur seeing just how merlin is so good at dodging the govlets and pillows he throws at him as merlin dodges stones the village kids throw#im imaging merthur endgame if that isnt obvious#merthur#morgana getting angry on her friends behalf and wanting to go out and teach them a lesson#but merlin asks he not to so she stays put#gwen patching merlin up and growing softer with him which is crazy considering how already kind and caring gwen is#but she just melts and smiles at merlin and is his bestest friend ever
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“Isn’t he dreamy.”
Nico di Angelo stands in the centre of the amphitheater arena, sword drawn, shadows leeching from his frame. Winds swirl dangerously around him, ground trembling with every step. Concentrated terror curls its smokey tendrils into the nostrils of every onlooker.
Lou Ellen levels her best friend with a look. Will is too busy with his chin in his hands, moon-eyed, to notice. He doesn’t so much as flinch when she waves her hand and changed his freckles to glow bright purple, so she leaves them like that out of spite. Sucker.
“…I mean, he did just unseam that automaton nave to chaps, MacBeth-style, and cackled maniacally into the air. So.”
Will sighs. “I know.” The dust of the amphitheatre floor is covered in finger-drawn hearts. Lou Ellen is embarrassed for him. “He’s just so — gods. Look at his smile.”
Lou Ellen does. It’s frightening. He’d taken the flat of a blade straight to the face a few minutes back, making blood stain his teeth and drip out the corner of his mouth.
“And his eyes sparkle. Do you think they’re more…moonstone, or agate?”
Crazed. Lou Ellen thinks his eyes look crazed. The sparkle in question may simply be the reflection of the tip of the dagger that has appeared in his non-sword hand, which appears to be made of sharpened human bone. Lou Ellen wonders, morbidly, what bone it is for about point three seconds before Will sways — genuinely sways! — and says, “And the way he handles that femur! Oh!”
“Dude,” she says, aghast. “Will, man, get ahold of yourself.”
There’s a thunk as her best friend throws himself dramatically upon the ground. His wrist is poised delicately on his forehead, face twisted pitifully. She rolls her eyes hard enough that she actually goes blind for a brief second and falls off the bench in panic. Will seems pleased that she’s joined him on the floor.
“I can’t. He’s too beautiful.”
Lou Ellen cranes up her neck.
“A nine year old just looked at him and cried.”
His sigh is more wistful than dreamy, this time. “He’s gonna be a great dad someday.”
“…Good gods, Solace.”
Will’s voice softens. “I’m gonna marry him, Ellie.” When she looks over, the smile on his face is just plain loving. She follows his eyes and sees Nico panting, training on pause, gesturing wildly with one hand and loosely holding a water bottle in the other. She’s never seen him so animated. The class he’s teaching watches him in a predictable mix of awe and horror, erring on the side of terrified.
Lou Ellen will admit, in the very recesses of her mind (let Will get a bigger head than he already has), that it is a little charming.
A little.
“I know, you goober,” she murmurs, cuffing him on the shoulder. He doesn’t even flinch. “I call dibs on flower girl.”
#i love nico looking busted and insane and will just being down bad#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#hoo#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#solangelo#will/nico#nico/will#pining will solace#whipped will solace#lou ellen blackstone#will solace & lou ellen black stone#fluff#dialogue prompts#fic#my writing
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jojotober!!
#im not using any specific prompt list#im doing all random!#jojotober 2024#jojotober#art#artwork#my art#fanart#artists on tumblr#jjba#jjba fanart#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba vento auero#vento aureo#jjba golden wind#jjba stone ocean#stone ocean#ermes costello#jjba foo fighters#jjba ff#jjba ermes#stone ocean fanart#jojo stone ocean#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba narancia#narancia ghirga#jojo narancia#daily doodle#₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ゚.
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