#stone egg au

[rinsilverstar223]

Stone Egg with a Monkie Kid inside

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[soniclozdplove]

Drew my favorite part of @anonbinaryminecraftgoblin new chapter of "Would You Like an Egg in These Trying Times?" Be warned fic contains mpreg as a core part of he story but no explicit scenes do far and Slow Boiled Stone Egg Au and related aus belongs to @quitealotofsodapop

Edit: added link to fic

[quitealotofsodapop]

The Court: He's nothing but a lying monkey! Who ever heard of using immortality to give birth!?

Wukong: *Literally gors into active labor in the middle of the court session*

The Court: W-well... there's still no guarantee -

Wukong: *almost dies in childbirth and spends the next few days unconscious and hooked to an IV with Lao Tzu confirming that the only reason he's alive is because he had six or seven layers of immortality and they very nearly failed on him*

The Court: ...Damn!

Imagine the smug grin on Wukong's face when he awakens to see all the Celestials that doubted him just grovelling at his and the baby's bedside.

Add in the pampering/adoration from Macaque at his side, the bonus support from his new found family and old friends, the round-the-clock service and medical care, and his little cub being the cutest little fuzz ball ever; Wukong's having a great time.

Xiaotian also acts as an instant arguement ender. A Celestial argues that Wukong should still face punishment for stealing his immortalities? Show them the baby Wukong nearly died for even with those immortalities. Shuts critics up right away.

Also having the literal Jade Emperor be super-embarassed and guilt about the whole situation just warms Wukong heart.

Wukong does have one regret though.

His baby's prospective godfathers aren't here to fufill their duties.

From his recovery bed, Wukong wonders how fast he can make it to Megapolis and back with his staff before anyone can notice he escaped? >:3

[boodiehw]

Yesssss my head mixed 2 very important things for me

Stobotnik x Dracfield

Sooo yess, Dracula! ivo and Renfield! Stone (1931) I LOVE THEM

I've thought about it and I think Helsing would be Sonic and John Knuckles (Rouge as Mina yes) 🫡🫡 and idk Lucy=Amy and Seward=Shadow(?

[quesocheeso]

Honestly I saw it as he just shapeshifted into a more female body and got pregnant like that, I wouldn't be shocked if both wukong and macaque can shift into different genders or beings 🤔

See that’s another version I’ve seen people do, and it’s cool but it wouldn’t work in this au at least by how I’ve described the process of birth/procreation

First major problem would be the shapeshifter having to keep their womb even after bombayayaing cause if they don’t I’d consider that as cancelling the subscription y’know, canceling the free trial after you finished the one movie, you don’t have access to anything after the trial

So while they could start the procreation through shapeshifting they’d have to keep that up the whole time

Which is where the next problem is: the pregnancy takes a lot and I mean A LOT of power/magic from the user, since the baby is using it all up concentrating on forming their own magical presence, the whole time the pregnant person is losing bits of their magic and often can’t concentrate on their main powers up until the end, Sunset!Mac lost most of his magic at least half way through, and his glamour and shifting ability kept flickering at the very beginning up until it was too much keeping them up.

So even if the process was started, the person shapeshifting wouldn’t be able to hold onto their shifted form for long after, once again cancelling their subscription plan because they didn’t pay their wifi and couldn’t consistently access the application

Could the partner share their magic just like they do after the birth? I mean possibly but that’s like using your neighbors wifi, you don’t know when it’ll lock you out and getting so much magic from someone else probably isn’t very good for your body in the long run🤔

So the shapeshifting route really wouldn’t work in this au😔

[feral--opossum]

Stobotnik secret santa for @localacegoblin

Organized and hosted by the lovely @panic-flavored :)

[teatime-at-4]

another au art dump

Rough start to the day, but MK came around and noticed and called in reinforcements. sometimes it's hard, but at least he’s got his friends!

contractions/labor struggles

Wukong got restless waiting for egg to hatch and took a walk to the pond but he won’t let anyone touch the egg rn, so Macaque while also being protective is just watching curiously

(came out blurry but ehh)

@quitealotofsodapop

pt. 1 https://www.tumblr.com/a-tea-goblin/738999761046208512/just-gonna-dump-some-of-my-drawings-of-a-kinda?source=share

[dragonsir]

Giggling, twirling my hair and kicking my feet when @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian posts a new Agent Stone fic

[familyofpaladins]

here's a monkie kid crack theory that I Do Not for a second actually believe to be true, but I think is funny so I'm going to share it.

Tang made MK (But he doesn't realize it)

Okay. So, we all know Tang is a big fan of Monkey King right?

Well, what if, at some point, he thinks he's found the remains of monkey king's stone?

Now, at this point no one has seen The Monkey King for around 500 years. And Tang thinks that if he puts the stone back together or soemthing he can use it to bring him back or make a new one or something. (Tang himself doesnt really know what he's doing either. He's just "MONKEY KING'S STONE AFPDHSKJFKSHDKDK" and going nuts)

He told Pigsy about it. and Pigsy doesn't believe for a second that it's actually The Mobkey King's stone. But it keeps Tang out of his shop swiping noodles, so he humors Tang. (Read "humor" as "affectionately tease")

Anyway. Tang spends like a Month trying to do soemthing, ANYTHING, with the stone. Finally throws a fit and gives up, leaving behind everything, finally accepting that the stone was just an ordinary stone.

(And he is completely unaware that during his tantrum, he had activated his powers and that the stone became... something more)

He commiserats to Pigsy for like 2 solid weeks and is so beside himself that he literally doesnt noticed that there is suddenly a small child running around the shop.

Eventually he forgets about the stone, and if it's ever brought up again, he just laughs it off as him being silly and over excited.

For a little while after Mk appeared, he joked to himself that Mk resulted from the stone. But he genuinely Doesnt Actually Believe that! He thinks it's just a joke with himself! and he forgets about the inside joke and the stone completely after a few years.

Its not until present day, whenthey are literally being told (by who? Idk, some celestial being I guess) what happened that Tang even recalls the events. (Cue everyone freaking out lol)

But anyway, yeah that's why Mk looked human, from Tang's powers.

Bonus point: Tang's line from season 1 "I'm sort of like a father figure", is actually mor correct than he realizes

[katsuarte]

Quick doodles of Werewolf! Agent Stone and bonus vampire! Robotnik

[rinsilverstar223]

Here is the original concept comic I made for the scene in Ficlet 10! I did change the dialogue slightly in the ficlet, I realize.

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[soniclozdplove]

@quitealotofsodapop I got more monkey

TFW you're brilliant disguise is just a hoodie and your cape pulled over your head and your successor calls you out for it while surrounded by all your dead friend's reincarnations/decendants on your first meeting

[quitealotofsodapop]

After the twins incident in the Slow Cooked AU, everyone in Heaven agrees it's not worth messing or punishing Wukong again since the number of mischievous stone monkeys keep doubling after each one. This pact is signed, seal and everything.

Fast forward a couple years, Macaque being pregnant with the Eclipse!twins. Now Heaven is starting a petition with every deity involving children and child births to take a vacation from the monkeys. Every deity... Just to be safe...

I love the thought of Heaven seeing Stone Monkeys as like Gremlins - adorable and managable when there's only one; but multiple them and...

A bunch of the child and pregnancy gods simply refuse to intervene on the matter since each time Wukong produced an egg, it was a direct cause of the Celestials punishing/harming him in someway.

Also they cant risk just *pausing* reproduction for an endangered species like the Stone Monkeys - imagine if there was an unburied Stone Egg out there who was to be born orphaned? The little guy would be trapped. :(

And cue another version of Luzhen

[quesocheeso]

I just realized that Macaque getting pregnant means mpreg is canon in your au

You and the a/b/o ask gave me psychic damage fr I received both on the same day😭 I need one more to complete the Trinity lmaoo

Anyways since this ask, I've pretty much confirmed that Xiaotians was a traditional birth (Mac took one for the team😔✊ F in the chat to pay respect) AND I also confirmed that Mac is trans

so there is no dick'n balls mpreg to be had in this au lmaooo

[children-of-the-sun-au]

Hey wukong. Feel the egg.

Wukong:…?

Wukong: *Feels the egg*

Wukong: !!!

Wukong: ?!

[fereise]

Dr. Starline: "Let me get this straight. You want me to give up my lifetime research, and let some of my best goons, die in the Adabat's jungle for some money and a Death Egg."

Eggman: "Yes."

Dr. Starline: "...A brand new Death Egg."

Eggman: "Yes. Also, LOTS of money and little Badniks to play with. Playaaaa~"

*Egghead starts playing the music again... Either "Flo Rida – Low feat. T-Pain" (Tropic Thunder) or "The Poppy Family - Where Evil Grows" (Sonic 2020 movie) is up to you guys.*

Thunderbolt the Chinchilla: "Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!!"

This is a remake for one of my old but hilarious artworks, as to celebrate for the supports from over 700 watchers in Deviantart. Details from the old version: Here is my imaginary scenario if Jim Carrey's Eggman become a leader of the Egg Army and Egg Bosses (Archie comic), but also brings some of goons from IDW comics like Starline to work for him as well. This is based on that hilarious scene from Tropic Thunder (2007), which prominently featured Tom Cruise's character: Les Grossman.