#stone egg au

[rinsilverstar223]

Stone Egg with a Monkie Kid inside

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[soniclozdplove]

Drew my favorite part of @anonbinaryminecraftgoblin new chapter of "Would You Like an Egg in These Trying Times?" Be warned fic contains mpreg as a core part of he story but no explicit scenes do far and Slow Boiled Stone Egg Au and related aus belongs to @quitealotofsodapop

Edit: added link to fic

[quitealotofsodapop]

The Court: He's nothing but a lying monkey! Who ever heard of using immortality to give birth!?

Wukong: *Literally gors into active labor in the middle of the court session*

The Court: W-well... there's still no guarantee -

Wukong: *almost dies in childbirth and spends the next few days unconscious and hooked to an IV with Lao Tzu confirming that the only reason he's alive is because he had six or seven layers of immortality and they very nearly failed on him*

The Court: ...Damn!

Imagine the smug grin on Wukong's face when he awakens to see all the Celestials that doubted him just grovelling at his and the baby's bedside.

Add in the pampering/adoration from Macaque at his side, the bonus support from his new found family and old friends, the round-the-clock service and medical care, and his little cub being the cutest little fuzz ball ever; Wukong's having a great time.

Xiaotian also acts as an instant arguement ender. A Celestial argues that Wukong should still face punishment for stealing his immortalities? Show them the baby Wukong nearly died for even with those immortalities. Shuts critics up right away.

Also having the literal Jade Emperor be super-embarassed and guilt about the whole situation just warms Wukong heart.

Wukong does have one regret though.

His baby's prospective godfathers aren't here to fufill their duties.

From his recovery bed, Wukong wonders how fast he can make it to Megapolis and back with his staff before anyone can notice he escaped? >:3

[plutonious]

thinking about my stupid twin dragons au. I think it’s good

[feral--opossum]

Stobotnik secret santa for @localacegoblin

Organized and hosted by the lovely @panic-flavored :)

[teatime-at-4]

another au art dump

Rough start to the day, but MK came around and noticed and called in reinforcements. sometimes it's hard, but at least he’s got his friends!

contractions/labor struggles

Wukong got restless waiting for egg to hatch and took a walk to the pond but he won’t let anyone touch the egg rn, so Macaque while also being protective is just watching curiously

(came out blurry but ehh)

@quitealotofsodapop

pt. 1 https://www.tumblr.com/a-tea-goblin/738999761046208512/just-gonna-dump-some-of-my-drawings-of-a-kinda?source=share

[familyofpaladins]

here's a monkie kid crack theory that I Do Not for a second actually believe to be true, but I think is funny so I'm going to share it.

Tang made MK (But he doesn't realize it)

Okay. So, we all know Tang is a big fan of Monkey King right?

Well, what if, at some point, he thinks he's found the remains of monkey king's stone?

Now, at this point no one has seen The Monkey King for around 500 years. And Tang thinks that if he puts the stone back together or soemthing he can use it to bring him back or make a new one or something. (Tang himself doesnt really know what he's doing either. He's just "MONKEY KING'S STONE AFPDHSKJFKSHDKDK" and going nuts)

He told Pigsy about it. and Pigsy doesn't believe for a second that it's actually The Mobkey King's stone. But it keeps Tang out of his shop swiping noodles, so he humors Tang. (Read "humor" as "affectionately tease")

Anyway. Tang spends like a Month trying to do soemthing, ANYTHING, with the stone. Finally throws a fit and gives up, leaving behind everything, finally accepting that the stone was just an ordinary stone.

(And he is completely unaware that during his tantrum, he had activated his powers and that the stone became... something more)

He commiserats to Pigsy for like 2 solid weeks and is so beside himself that he literally doesnt noticed that there is suddenly a small child running around the shop.

Eventually he forgets about the stone, and if it's ever brought up again, he just laughs it off as him being silly and over excited.

For a little while after Mk appeared, he joked to himself that Mk resulted from the stone. But he genuinely Doesnt Actually Believe that! He thinks it's just a joke with himself! and he forgets about the inside joke and the stone completely after a few years.

Its not until present day, whenthey are literally being told (by who? Idk, some celestial being I guess) what happened that Tang even recalls the events. (Cue everyone freaking out lol)

But anyway, yeah that's why Mk looked human, from Tang's powers.

Bonus point: Tang's line from season 1 "I'm sort of like a father figure", is actually mor correct than he realizes

[katsuarte]

Quick doodles of Werewolf! Agent Stone and bonus vampire! Robotnik

[children-of-the-sun-au]

Hey wukong. Feel the egg.

Wukong:…?

Wukong: *Feels the egg*

Wukong: !!!

Wukong: ?!

[fereise]

Dr. Starline: "Let me get this straight. You want me to give up my lifetime research, and let some of my best goons, die in the Adabat's jungle for some money and a Death Egg."

Eggman: "Yes."

Dr. Starline: "...A brand new Death Egg."

Eggman: "Yes. Also, LOTS of money and little Badniks to play with. Playaaaa~"

*Egghead starts playing the music again... Either "Flo Rida – Low feat. T-Pain" (Tropic Thunder) or "The Poppy Family - Where Evil Grows" (Sonic 2020 movie) is up to you guys.*

Thunderbolt the Chinchilla: "Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!!"

This is a remake for one of my old but hilarious artworks, as to celebrate for the supports from over 700 watchers in Deviantart. Details from the old version: Here is my imaginary scenario if Jim Carrey's Eggman become a leader of the Egg Army and Egg Bosses (Archie comic), but also brings some of goons from IDW comics like Starline to work for him as well. This is based on that hilarious scene from Tropic Thunder (2007), which prominently featured Tom Cruise's character: Les Grossman.

[rinsilverstar223]

Just thought I'd quickly throw this out there. My Stone Egg AU will involve the ships SpicyNoodles (Red Son x MK) and eventually some ShadowPeach (WuKong x Macaque). There is likely to be FreeNoodles (Pigsy x Tang) as well.

If you do not like or agree with these ships, then my content isn't for you. Please, no hate in the comments.

Bonus Art:

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[soniclozdplove]

@quitealotofsodapop I got more monkey

TFW you're brilliant disguise is just a hoodie and your cape pulled over your head and your successor calls you out for it while surrounded by all your dead friend's reincarnations/decendants on your first meeting

[quitealotofsodapop]

After the twins incident in the Slow Cooked AU, everyone in Heaven agrees it's not worth messing or punishing Wukong again since the number of mischievous stone monkeys keep doubling after each one. This pact is signed, seal and everything.

Fast forward a couple years, Macaque being pregnant with the Eclipse!twins. Now Heaven is starting a petition with every deity involving children and child births to take a vacation from the monkeys. Every deity... Just to be safe...

I love the thought of Heaven seeing Stone Monkeys as like Gremlins - adorable and managable when there's only one; but multiple them and...

A bunch of the child and pregnancy gods simply refuse to intervene on the matter since each time Wukong produced an egg, it was a direct cause of the Celestials punishing/harming him in someway.

Also they cant risk just *pausing* reproduction for an endangered species like the Stone Monkeys - imagine if there was an unburied Stone Egg out there who was to be born orphaned? The little guy would be trapped. :(

And cue another version of Luzhen

[dark-mobien34]

Alright guys sense I’ve finally finished the part 1 of chapter 1 there’s gonna be some Easter egg as you can find a secret level & a secret death seen for “Miles Tails Prower” as I can put one of your exe ocs in this series as I’m giving you all as a big reward of those who supports the series, so yeah guys don’t ask me anything unless you have to wait for your reward in this series

[ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral]

Hello everyone! I'm back with a (kinda late) spooky au! This is the monster-themed au that won the last poll, so here we go!

In this au, set in season 4 (post-Aithusa), where, after feeling Aithusa call to him from within her egg, Merlin could now sense dragon eggs.

Since dragons mated every year and laid multiple eggs each time, and there were only so many dragonlords around to hatch them, there were hundreds of dragon eggs hidden around Albion, waiting for a dragonlord to get close enough for them to call out to, yearning for the world outside of their shells. And since the dragonlords were nearly wiped out in the purge, those hundreds of eggs were still hidden, still waiting for a dragonlord to call them into life.

And now that Merlin can recognize their calls and knows how to call them forth them their eggs, he collects and hatches as many dragon eggs as he can, determined to bring the magical creatures back to their former glory.

And this goes fairly smoothly, except for one issue: he needs a place to hide all of them. They're all still so young, despite growing rather quickly, and the world is still hostile towards dragons, not seeing them as the majestic creatures of wonder that they are.

So, Merlin finds a hidden place for all of them to nest: an underground cave system beneath a mountain. It was near enough to Camelot that he could visit frequently, and the tunnels were large enough for all of them to have their own space, even as the number of baby dragons grew from five, to ten, to twenty, to well over seventy baby dragons took refuge inside the caves.

Aithusa was delighted by each new baby sibling Merlin brought to her in the caves, and she took care of them as best she could. (Kilgharrah, the rubbish babysitter, was not invited to the nests, as he would surely fill the babies' heads with all sort of nonsense about hating humans.)

And so, Merlin kept this up for well over a year, hatching dragons and bringing them to the nests, where he would be bombarded by baby dragons looking to cuddle with their egg-father. He loved spending time with all of them, but he worried about them too. What would happen when grew too large for the caves? Where would they go? Would they be safe?

But as the young dragons grew, they were content to stay in their hidden sanctuary, keeping each other company and eagerly awaiting their egg-father's sporadic visits. They especially enjoyed his stories of Camelot and his golden king. They loved to imagine the man their father was describing, a man with gold for hair and jewels for eyes. He must be the greatest treasure in all the lands! It was no wonder their great and powerful dragonlord kept him safe in his hoard!

And it went on like this for several years, up until Morgana heard rumors of strange growls and reports of terrible beasts coming from the caves underneath the White Mountains. Upon hearing these rumors and sensing with her magic that were was a small army of powerful magical beasts within the caves, she came up with the brilliant plan of luring Arthur, Merlin, and the knights into these tunnels and trapping them there. Those beasts, whatever they were, would surely make quick work of all of them!

Her plan, of course, succeeds. After all, she knew that using a knight as bait would lure all of them into the caves, and then using her magic to collapse all of the exits was simple work. As she walked away from the mountain, she cackled with furious glee. At long last, all of her enemies were doomed! Camelot was hers for the taking!

Meanwhile, underneath the mountain, Arthur, Merlin, and the knights were all trapped. While they hadn't run into any of the monsters Morgana had mentioned, they could hear growls echoing off of the stone walls, heralding their doom getting closer and closer.

(The growling, translated from dragontongue: Papa! Papa! Papa's back!)

As the sounds of the ferocious growling grew closer and closer, they could see the shadows of the beasts approaching on the walls of the cave. They were enormous, with wings and claws! Arthur and the knights all drew their swords, ready to fight to the end against a mob of these horrid beasts.

As the monsters came into view, the shocked gasp came from the group. Before them was an impossible sight, dozens of dragons, each as long as two men and as tall as Percival!

(Merlin gasped at the sight because his babies had suddenly hit growth spurts! They were so much bigger than the last time he saw them!)

Arthur and all his knights braced themselves for what would be a devastating attack from the monsters, when suddenly, to their horror, Merlin ran out in front of them!

"Merlin! This is no time for your sacrificial idiocy! Get back behind us!"

But Merlin didn't even glance back at them, h simply ran forwards towards the beasts!

Arthur gave out a heart-wrenching cry as the monsters pounced on his friend, their razor-sharp claws tearing through his skin and their horrid jaws opening to bite at his flesh.

(Merlin, meanwhile, was being cuddled and playfully licked by his dragons, who took great care to keep their claws and teeth away from their egg-father's soft human skin.)

With a savage and anguished war cry, Arthur ran forward, sword in hand, praying that Merlin was still in one piece. Jolted out of their horror by Arthur's cry, the other knights follow, ready to slay these monsters and save Merlin from their grasp!

The dragons, who recognize Arthur from Merlin's descriptions of him, dart forward, excited to finally meet the golden king that their lord talks so much about! The golden king was as radiant as their lord said he was, and he even gave a play roar and charged at them! He wanted to play and be their friend!

His strange gray hand-fang stung a little bit when it hit their scales, but it hurt no more than their siblings' claws when they were play-fighting together.

The young dragons had a great time playing with all their new friends, who gave play roars and hit them with those strange gray fangs. Their new friends were so fast too, not letting the dragons hit them easily.

This went on for a while, until Aithusa become too excited by all of the play fighting and accidentally knocked the golden king down too hard, knocking the air out of him.

Aithusa whined apologetically as she walked over to him, opening her mouth so that she could breath her healing breath on him, when he suddenly grabbed his grey-fang and aimed it at her open mouth, ready to strike. Aithusa flinched back in surprise, but the golden king's movement was halted by a call from her lord.

"STOP!"

Everyone, knights and dragons alike, froze at the order, even though the command had not been given in dragontongue. Aithusa whined in apology again. She hadn't meant to hurt her lord's king! She had just forgotten he was less sturdy than her siblings!

"Merlin! You're alright! Come quickly, we must leave before these beasts... why is that dragon nuzzling you like an overgrown housecat?"

Merlin gave Arthur his most innocent look, but it wasn't very convincing. Sighing, Merlin wrapped his arms around Aithusa's neck and hugged her, which caused her to start purring with joy, much to the knights' shock.

"Well, you see, I kinda... found a dragon egg out in the woods one day? And I couldn't just leave it all by itself, anything could have happened to it, so I put it somewhere safe! And then, it hatched! And I couldn't just leave the poor baby to fend for herself, so I brought her here, where I thought she'd be safe and not bother anyone. But then I couldn't just leave her alone here, so I came back to visit her and bring her food!

And then, I started finding more dragon eggs and brought all of them here and took care of them!"

Merlin finished his rushed explanation with a smile, hoping that Arthur would just buy it and not ask any questions, like how Merlin found any dragon eggs in the first place. By the end of his explanation, Arthur had gone from alarmed to completely exasperated.

"So what you mean to tell me, Merlin, is that you found dragon eggs, and, instead of killing them before they could become threats, chose to raise them like they were stray kittens instead?"

Arthur's tone indicated that yes, he had bought Merlin's lie, and yes, he also thought Merlin was a much bigger idiot than he did before.

Merlin just nodded, praying to anyone that would listen that none of the knights would possess any critical thinking skills and start poking holes in Merlin's hastily made-up story.

Merlin's fears were alleviated when Gwaine began laughing hysterically, walked fearlessly between the dragons, and clasped a hand on Merlin's shoulder.

"My friend, I knew you were a special kind of crazy for putting up with Arthur all these years, but this! This beats any insane stunt you've done before! You've just tamed dragons, you madman! Hell, you've got them all wrapped around your finger by the looks of it!"

Gwaine, amazed and almost giddy, looked around at the dragons, who were contently cuddling up around Merlin now, tired from all of the play fighting.

Merlin rubbed the back of his neck, nervous and slightly embarrassed at all of the attention. The other knights looked on in wonder as Merlin told the dragons to go off the sleep in the nest, and they all listened. He really had tamed them!

Merlin turned and gave Arthur, who was still looked at Merlin with frustration and disbelief, a nervous smile.

"So, uh, it's probably a bit late to be asking this, but do you think I can keep them in Camelot?"

And that's all for now! I had a lot of fun writing about Merlin army of baby dragons! Please let me know if you'd like a continuation of this!

And, as always, thank you for reading through my ramblings!

[teatime-at-4]

just gonna dump some of my drawings of a kinda co-founded Lego Monkie kid au drawings here, no context

the new years incident

breaking SWK out of LBD's possesion

baby Yuebie design

Yuebie, still in the womb, consuming LBD's soul/energy/dao

Wukong during the samadhi fire ritual

@quitealotofsodapop

now with a pt. 2! https://www.tumblr.com/a-tea-goblin/741247407266938880/another-au-art-dump?source=share