#stone egg

[quitealotofsodapop]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if stone monkeys actually can give birth or lay stone eggs naturally? Like... if they have a partner it'll be a regular old birth the same as how MK and the twins came into the world... but say a stone monkey didn't have a partner. Stone Monkey are a rare and critically endangered species afterall (even if they don't have the protections of an endangered species).

So what if, as a biological advantage, a stone monkey actually can lay a stone egg and give birth to a little baby stone monkey the same way as how Wukong and Macaque were born. But it's risky since creating life without a partner is beyond dangerous and most don't survive to even see the egg hatch, so most can only have one at a time and have to REALLY want a kid since, well, they'd basically be trading their life for the kids'. A kid that probably wouldn't even be hatched until long after their parent is dead.

I think with Wukong, it'd be a bit different because, well, 7 times over immortal monkey. But he'd still experience the negative effects and basically be completely vulnerable for a long time afterwards if he ever did it.

Just a little headcanon I thought up that I thought you'd be interested in.

Oh like parthenogenesis! Like some reptiles do when theres no available mates. I figure in a similar sense, the baby Stone Monkey would be a near-genetic clone of the parent; with the environment the "womb" is in adding life energy/qi/dao and affecting the appearance/abilities of the developing monkey within. Wukong likely popped out the way he did cus his egg was at the top of a mountain - his egg absorbing the violent life energy of what was once an active volcano over thousands of years.

Considering a certain few lines in Jttw, it's suggested that Wukong and Macaque are the last of their kind (with Six Eared being a variant/subspecies) - or they're just the only ones in that hemisphere. Like ancient human relatives the great Stone Monkeys became lost to time or were drowned in the Great Flood, or in the case of the Gibbon and Baboon; left Earth entirely.

The idea of a Stone Monkey deciding one day "I want a baby" and their body taking from there if there wasn't a viable mating option is really interesting. Their body's becoming like golems, weathered down into boulders if damage comes to them. And also very sad cus they know that theres a really good chance that they will never meet their baby. :(

Though imagine what the potiential "trigger" for it could be...

Guanyin: "The Monkey King is currently held beneath the Five Point Mountain. It will act as his prison for the next five centuries." Gold Star: "Ah. Make sure he's watered frequently and has plenty of oxygen." Guanyin: "But of course, it is only humane. However, doesn't he possess many forms of immortality?" Gold Star: *is so old that he witnessed the first Stone Monkeys, some even developing on his planet* Gold Star: "Not unless you want him to make another of himself." Guanyin: "Pardon?" Gold Star: "In my observations; when a Stone Monkey without a mate wished to reproduce, they would bury themselves and abstain from all biological needs until their bodies returned to the stone from whence they came. A new stone egg formed within their body as if it were a womb. The process is very taxing, and many died if another was not present to "wake" them afterwards. Though even in the case of parental death; the egg within the body would live on to hatch forth an infant to be raised by the familial troop." Guanyin, panicking: "I... I will be back in a moment." Wukong, beneath the mountain: "...why am I thinking about having kids?" Guanyin: *busts in holding molten copper and iron cus it was the only thing next to her at the time*

Of course it is unlikely for Wukong to actually *die* if his body decided to Copy/Paste him into an egg. But the possible way it could occur to him accidentally in any universe would be scary.

Like say... being trapped in a (newly) air-tightened Furnace by spiteful past enemy...

Lets just say I thought of another way that Luzhen is created >:)

Macaque: *pops open the lid to the airless Furnace* "Oh thank Buddha! You're intact. Drink some water dummy." Wukong, "awakened" by the fresh air and water: "...I think I'm pregnant." Macaque: "Uh... congrats?" Wukong: "No, like. Being cooked in there with no air made me pregnant." Macaque, only vaguely familar with their species: "...we should really ask Gold Star about this."

Luzhen in the TMKATI au would be celebrated as an adored, if not odd, new member to the family. His egg pops out after a long time of just sitting in SWK's body like his swallowed a rock. Luzhen "hatched" in a way that triggered something akin to labor. After all, Wukong's egg split open his Rock-mother (possibly the body of his parent) when it was his time to hatch. Wukong decides it is the worst pain he's ever felt in all his immortal life. Luzhen blinks slowly when his shell finally cracked all the way, confused on where he was.

The bit of dao Luzhen absorbed from his enviroment allowed him to develop just a tiny difference to his father; a pair of moon-silver eyes. Macaque smugly declares Luzhen's beautiful eyes are clearly a trait he inherited from him - and likely *did* depending on if any part of Macaque ended up in the Furnace with Wukong too. Like lets say the bones from an arm grapsing deperately before the lid of the Furnace slammed shut...

Hilariously, if Sun Wukong couldn't breath and/or wasn't able to crawl towards the Wind Trigram his first time cooking in the Furnace; there was a good chance that Lao Tzu would have opened the Furnance to a statue-like Monkey King with an egg inside of it. Wukong finally reawakening 500 years later with a heavy stomach and *many* questions.

[robiinurheart33]

WIP - brownie points to those who can tell which movie poster this is from

[fullcravings]

Vegan Black Forest Dessert Cups

[triple-pupil]

Man in dress, Update.

[youdent1ty]

someone please make an animatic or edit of streamer ivo to that one drew gooden "it's yogurt time!!!! I hope it sends me to hell!!" stream clip

anyway here's some sketches from the gag reel and deleted scenes because i can't stop watching them

[ayjaydraws]

GUYS REMEMBER MY STOBOTNIK ZINE FROM LAST YEAR? THIS IS ON THE BACK

[corky-chicken]

How did they manage to make a guy cutting another guy's hair so homoerotic???

[plutonious]

thinking about my stupid twin dragons au. I think it’s good

[suzieloveships]

People that add Shadow to Stobotnik family while ignoring Orbot and Cubot and the fact that Shadow already have a family (Rouge and Omega) are weak and natural selection is coming for them

[trix-in-a-box]

i was drawing game egg family + stone bc i can. And i was thinking.

i’ve always felt bad for Orbot (cubot too i guess but i just really like orbot and find his want to be included more prevalent) bc he’s constantly ignored/pushed aside and… do you think if they met that Stone would sympathize and be close with Orbot.

[quitealotofsodapop]

Now that I think of it, Sun Wukong is described as being fully grown from the moment he hatched. Yet it's obvious that even if he was physically grown, mentally he had to have been a child. The descriptions the book would use when anyone spoke to him for the first several chapters sound an awful lot like how someone older would talk to a child, with the exception of those who may not have realized Wukong was mentally a kid and only saw an extremely rude and aggressive monkey (i.e. the dragons, Celestial Court, and a good chunk of the demon kings)

Yep, taken from the translation on @journeytothewestresearch;

"One day, it split open, giving birth to a stone egg [shi luan, 石卵] about the size of a playing ball [yuan qiu, 圓毬]. Exposed to the wind, it was transformed into a stone monkey endowed with fully developed features and limbs"

Wukong was born fully formed. Whether it means he just was a kid with all his fingers and toes, or was an entire adult is sorta vague. Either way, mentally he was a newborn.

I love one audio post someone did of Wukong when he was Subodhi's student, sounding like a little boy via the De Toro's Pinocchio. Wukong is in his own way, a stone Pinocchio (I guess Calcolocchio) made by Nuwa and/or Hou Tu. Created and given life in the form of child.

The adult monkeys of the island were probably very confused why this near-adult monkey was acting like a cub, but the infants seemed to like him atleast. Macaque was likely the same, appearing as a child to Chang'e when he hatched.

The ages of the hatched monkeys could be jotted down to *how long* they had been cooking without contact. Maybe a regular Stone Monkey egg would have hatched forth an infant if there was something that "woke" it, but since both eggs were in isolated areas (the top of a mountain/a lunar desert) they only opened when the space became too small.

Almost like how Kiwi birds are born almost the size of their parents - the egg so gotdang big.

This could also explain the camaraderie shared between Nezha and Sun Wukong. Nezha was born already three years old (same time it took for his mother to birth him), but has been stuck as a twelve year old for centuries no matter his age. Wukong being someone who looks adult but technically is still a child makes him and Nezha foils to one another.

Sadly this also suggests him and Macaque were the mental equivalent of teenagers when the siege upon Heaven began.

[rinsilverstar223]

Stone Egg with a Monkie Kid inside

Masterpost

[fullcravings]

Coconut Bounty Bars (w/ Mango Option)

[vashvana]

Emporio grew up in a prison and saved all of humanity and I can’t even bring myself to read the books that I BOUGHT with my OWN MONEY

[potoh]

There he is. The man. The myth. The Egg (Solas). Stuck in regret prison, and no dagger to cut him out.

I made this for a friend initially, and decided now to open preorders when my shop reopens (friday, Jan 31st). I got enough interest in my other DAV charms to open preorders for them, so I'll just put him on the list as well.

The listing with the details can be found in my shop here

[thedarkrebeldesires]

So how do we feel about the next Eggs and Stone goes BOOM! fic chapter being about Eggman and Stone taking care of baby versions of the Sonic team???😁

(it's about 60% done)