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glitchstoxicwaste · 3 years ago

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I AM POLITELY BEGGING THAT WE GET SLASHERS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY FERAL S/O, I'M TALKING SOME REAL GREMLIN SHIT HERE, JUST THESE STOIC MURDER BOYS WITH THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS RUNNING AROUND THEM

Slashers x Feral! Gremlin! Reader

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH!

Hope it's good-

Woah I posted more than once a week? Holy shit man-

Slashers

TW: Feral ass reader, suggestive themes in Bo's, let me know if I missed anything

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Michael Myers!

Bro is legit the meme of the dog sitting at a table saying "This is fine" and you are the flame, but remove the text, add a mask, and make the flame a human spider in the corner screeching loudly because your Dino Nuggies aren't done yet.

He has now added a fence around the property with a sign that says "Beware of dog"

So imagine the mailman's surprise when he just sees you run, trip, land on your face, pause for half a second, get back up with your head down, then full on fucking sprinting his way like Sonic the damn Hedgehog.

I shit you not he saw his life flashing before his eyes, bro chucked the mailbag at you and stumbled to go the other way yelling "I'M TURNING IN MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE!"

Every day Michael comes home late to find you dead asleep in the most uncomfortable looking position ever on the floor in the Livingroom, pool of saliva under your cheek, body twitching randomly.

He just sighs, picks you up, takes you to bed, and lays next to you to try and get some sleep.

On days people come onto his property when you both were chilling outside, the teens that hopped the fence freeze when they see Michael and you being calm on the porch, eating cookies, him drinking water, you having a Monster Energy Drink.

You both whip your heads to face them and they freeze like deer caught in headlights thinking Michael was going to attack, but when you and him looked at one another, nodded, and you both got up, the laugh you made scared them more than the giant holding a knife.

Before Michael was even stabbing the teen he caught, here you came, bouncing in joy, you have an unconscious teenager being dragged behind you, you scared him so bad he knocked the fuck out.

He loves you, he does, you entertain him, bring him excitement, and you're basically his own personal security dog, but, you're human.

Jason Voorhees!

Under normal circumstances, he would keep you in the cabin to keep you safe, now, he keeps you in the cabin to keep you from biting the ankles of the trespassers.

You are like a squirrel with rabies, but human, and the foam in your mouth isn't from rabies, its from your saliva bubbling because you're fucking VIBRATING uncontrollably.

One time, you and him went to the lake, he wanted you to swim and release some of that energy.

He didn't expect you to run up to him holding a fucking snake by its head yelling "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

He got so scared for both you AND the snake, did it bite you? no? Did you bite it? Yes? Why is he not surprised...

On days it seems him and Pamela can't keep up with the trespassers, they release their ultimate weapon, Jason's s/o, you.

At first when you waltz up to them they think you were lost, but then you jump on one of them, yeah no... FUCKING SCATTER!

You befriended all the animals in the area, including insects, you give spiders little offerings for fucks sake!

Whenever he's chopping firewood, you'll be doing laps, running around him at full speed panting like a dog and giggling uncontrollably.

You tripped over a rock and your face planted right on a log, he hate's to admit he enjoyed the calmness and silence of you laying there processing what just happened... but either way he was about to put the axe down and check on you when you slowly got up.

You stood with your back to him and he walked over to you, he reached to put his hand on your shoulder but you had whipped around and gave him a huge smile and a thumbs up.

He would shrug it off and hug you... if you weren't pouring blood out of your nose and missing a tooth.

What is he going to do with you.

Norman Bates!

You bring a new excitement into his life!

And let me tell you, Mother was shocked at how you weren't sex crazy... you were CRAZY crazy.

He keeps you with him, a child harness on you at all times, there were a few times he muzzled you because you were legit barking... he doesn't know what else to do!

You keep kids entertained... sometimes...

You're hard to control, after a while he just had you attached to a kid harness which was attached to the door handle to the room behind the reception desk.

He gives you Energy Drinks when you keep quiet while he checks people into the motel.

He really starts to appreciate the silence of being alone, but he would never leave you, he loves you too much.

Brahms Heelshire!

He doesn't understand at first, you were so tame and respectful up until he came out from the walls, then you turned rabid.

Is this what it's like whenever he would throw a tantrum? Is this all of his old nanny's revenge for him killing them and throwing tantrums? Oh god...

After a while he becomes numb to it.

When groceries are delivered to the house and the doorbell rings he watches as you do slide across the floor, crash into the wall, and swing the door open as you bounce on your toes.

You both put groceries away, then its back to screeching down the halls and laughing randomly.

Once someone broke into the house and Brahms didn't know until he heard someone yell out in pain, he rushes to where you are and is dumbfounded when he sees you latched onto the intruder with your teeth buried into his shoulder.

He asked for a nanny, not a weird ass dog.

Bedtime excites him, you're calm and pliant for once, he can admire your relaxed state now, your face showing no emotion, body spent from the running, nose having a little dry blood from when you knocked over a book case and broke your nose earlier.

Billy Lenz!

Oh no...

Bad idea mixing you both...

The Moaner and the Gremlin met and started dating...

You both ran everyone out of the house with your spontaneous bursts of energy.

The noises you both make could make anyone uncomfortable instantly, from him slurping on his own saliva and his heavy breathing to you soft and random laughing and cracking your joints roughly.

One day you both were decorating the tree for Christmas, he couldn't get the star up, so you ran and jumped on it causing it to fall.

Billy shouted "Timber!" and you both began laughing.

But he does love the silent, calm, cuddle moments you both have, it makes him feel loved and appreciated.

Thomas Hewitt!

The whole family got used to you right away.

Legit imagine being a victims facing Thomas, a huge, buff, tall man holding a chainsaw, and then all of a sudden you see a tiny human pop out from behind him physically vibrating.

You became the family's alarm for escaped dinner, you can sense movement outside, whip around, and bolt out the door yelping and screaming.

The family goes outside to see you chasing down someone, tackle them, and then sprint back with a living person being dragged behind you.

Hoyt fears you and keeps away.

Luda Mae appreciates your liveliness and dedication to Thomas.

Thomas loves you and your acceptance.

Due to you being.. well.. you.. he doesn't feel bad about taking off his mask.

One time Hoyt said something dumb about Tom's face and before Luda could do anything about it you lunged at him.

You wrapped yourself around his leg tight, and bit his thigh HARD!

You caused him to have a giant scar, a large chunk of his leg missing, a hole in his jeans, and a proud smile on your face.

Bo Sinclair!

You annoyed him, you still do, but he learned that you can't be tamed in any way.

You escaped his traps, escaped Vincent, and ATE YOUR WAY THROUGH WAX! FUCKING WAX!

He has you help out in Ambrose, you scare people more than he does when he holds a gun to their head.

You being there causes them to freeze, you have a spot in the corner of his garage, a little cot and a sign above it that says "Don't come near me, I will remove your limbs."

People become more pliant to Bo when you stand by him as he works.

He can let all his anger out on you and the next day you'll be calm from him using up a portion of your energy while he is in bed knocked out and spent fully.

When Bo flirts with other people you keep him in line, he senses danger whenever your even a little pissy, so when he gets caught flirting he knows to introduce you as his s/o before he gets his knees bent backwards.

Vincent Sinclair!

You are not allowed to be hyper in his art room, the art room is a thing you earn to be in.

When you're hyper and in "Havoc" mode you and shipped to Lester to let out energy with Jonesy, or to Bo to annoy.

When you're calm and not so hyper you can be in his art area with him.

You keep watch of those in that room, attacking anyone who dares to escape.

He uses you as a reference a lot.

When he wants to draw a landscape he lets you out with him so you can get out energy.

Chuckles when you roll down hills because you lost balance while running and started to tumble.

Tells you to catch any tumbleweeds that roll around, knowing you'll be distracted by them running sporadically around.

Plays with your hair if you have any and chuckles when you purr and lean into his touch.

Amused when you fall over because he moved his hand, thus loosing your support.

Adores to draw your sleeping figure, so rarely calm and relaxed, you're his favorite work of art, but god you sure are a piece of work.

Lester Sinclair!

It's like having two dogs, except one is human and he's in love with you.

Adores watching you and Jonesy play and roll around, you both having fun doing wild things fills his heart.

Brings you to work with him, you make work more fun and interesting for him.

He can't help but laugh when you annoy Bo, because everyone knows you will knock him on his ass if you wanted to.

Appreciates how you don't care about his smell and lack of hygiene.

When you both wrestle and rough house it makes him happy to know you trust him enough to do this with him.

Learns to appreciate quiet time though.

The silence and calmness, domesticity of the situation, makes his heart flutter.

At night when you both are snuggling into each other with Jonesy at you feet, the thought of tomorrow excites him more now than it did before.

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 3 years ago

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🦅Being Shiratorizawa's Manager pt. 2🦅

Shiratorizawa x Female Manager

Warnings: none 🙌🏻

A/N: this was a request from the lovely @elenapatricia99 😍 Fukurodani still coming Sunday, 10/10!

Congratulations YN

You survived

You were officially "the G.O.A.T"

Nickname bestowed on to you by Tendo 😏

You had been the teams manager for a few months now and you thought they were chill

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh god YN, you really thought they were chill😬

The egos on this teams are massive YN come on now 👀

You had somehow managed to survive Oikawa prelims

Now it was onto the finals

Against Karasuno 👀👀👀

Ushiwaka had confided in you about his hatred of "Shoyo Hinata 😤"

You figured this man had to be massive like Ushiwaka

It had to be some kind of Alpha male thing 🤨

Boy were you wrong

But before we get to the finals, let's take a slight detour to the weeks leading up

Practice was practice

Nothing really changed for the team

I mean, let's be honest here, Shiratorizawa has one of the most intense and rigorous training schedules

You can't convince me otherwise

Coach Gremlin Washijō is ✨intense✨

The only one actively goofing off is Tendo

And that's because his blocks are 😗🤌🏻

The rest of the team is always on

Goshiki is constantly practicing spikes, serves and receives

Shirabu is constantly practicing critiquing Goshiki 🙄

You are constantly doing damage control

"You are going to be the best ace Goshiki"

🚶‍♀️ away

Goshiki 👉🏻😳🥺😖😭

Shirabu 👉🏻🤨🙄

Ushiwaka👉🏻 😐

Tendo 🖐🏻👁 ⭕ 👁🖐🏻

There goes YN, disturbing the peace with her encouragement 😏

Semi, Reon and Yamagata honestly don't change

They are the pillars of that team

If anything, you make them more relaxed

You handle the children so they can focus on practice

Kawanishi asks you to help him with his blocking drills

Meaning Tendo is now apart of your blocking drills

Tendo calls you "the Wall of Shiratorizawa"

Kawanishi information Tendo that motto is already taken

Tendo is deflated

You giggle "thanks Tendo, I love that name"

Tendo inflates 🥰

Now for Coach Washijō

The mans didn't want a manager

You are a distraction

I mean you are but like you don't know that

That is until you hand him a report on Karasuno

You know, like the report Yachi and Kiyoko put together 👀

Miss YN is capable too 💅

Coach Washijō just stands there lile 👁👄👁

"Thank you YN"

You smile and skip away

Dang YN chill 🤚🏻

The team is ✨ready✨

The drive to the stadium is quiet

Even Tendo is quiet 👀

Ope thats not good 😬

You decide you need to encourage your boys

Luckily the night before you had packed each one a treat bag with individual notes of encouragement

Seriously you went all out for these your boys

They simply stared at the baggies and you smiled

At that smile, half of them break in tears 😩

Now you are needed not for encouragement but for emotional support

Give them tissues and hugs YN

Just remember you started this 👀

When you arrive, the team pulls themselves together

Not more crying allowed 🙅

The enter the building and everyone looks at them

Again, they walk in all stoic like 🚶‍♂️ 😤

And you follow like 👉🏻🤪 🙌🏻

Absolutely adorable per the usual

You set up the bench, fill the water bottles and start your talley sheet

All while two seperate sets of eyes follow you 👀👀

If you don't know who those eyes belong to, I can't help you

*cough* NISHINOYA AND TANAKA *cough*

Being the absolute sweetheart you are, you smile and wave at them

Calm down YN, are you trying to kill them?

They literally fainted 💀

Daichi is yelling

Karasuno is in chaos

You are just like 👉🏻 👀😶

Shiratorizawa is BIG mad

How dare those Karasuno Crows look at their precious manager 😤

Ushiwaka is the most heated

Speaking of Ushi bby, you finally see "Shoyo Hinata 😤"

Your face was literally 😳😐🤨

Until you saw his jump and spikes

Then you were like 🤩🤩🤩

Ushiwaka was not impressed

The mans spikes during the finals shattered the floor boards if the stadium

You can't convince me otherwise

He warped the floor with his spikes

The match was close and you were on edge the entire time

Until the final buzzer

Signaling the loss to Karasuno

😖😭

You tried to stay strong for your boys

You failed... miserably

Cried on Coach Washijō's shoulder

The mans was so confused

"There there YN" he said as he patted you awkwardly with one hand as you blubbered

"BUT THEY WORKED SO HARD" you cried 😭😭😭

Literally needed a whole box of tissues 🤧

Don't be ashamed YN, I cried when they lost too 🥲

The boys were so upset

Goshiki was sobbing, Tendo was actually silent and Shirabu was in utter disbelief

The rest of the bbys were in various states of the same emotions

You knew you had to do something

You turned to your boys and said

"I've never been more proud of you guys" 🥺

Oh my god YN

You think that made it any better?

They literally all burst into tears... again 🥲

Twice in one day YN?

All Besides Ushiwaka

He was crying in the inside

Tendo picked you up and swong you around

Goshiki curled into a ball on the floor in literal tears

Shirabu had a lone tear streaming down his face

Semi was trying to pry you from Tendos grasps

On the bus ride back, you switched seats every 10 minutes with all your boys 🥺

When you returned to the gym, you helped unload the bus

The boys were all so sad 😔

You had to do something

No way was YN's bby bois going to be upset

You had to pull out the big guns

As they all lined up after finishing their team huddle, you did it

Forehead kisses 💋

Oh lord YN

The boys literally forgot about the whole game

Tendo said they should lose more often 🤚🏻

Reon and Semi rolled their eyes 🙄

But secretly agreed

Goshiki literally got down on one knee and proposed to you 💍

Shirabu smacked him 🤚🏻

You giggled at your boys

They swooned ☺

Literally the entire team adores you YN

#shiratorizawa x y/n #shiratorizawa x manager #shiratorizawa x reader #shiratorizawa #haikyuu!!#haikyuu x manager #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyu! x reader #haikyuu #ushijima wakatoshi #tendo satori #goshiki tsutomu #shirabu kenjirou #semi eita #shiratorizawa manager part 2👀#haikyuu managers

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soupbabe · 3 years ago

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Billy Loomis, Billy lenz, bubba Sawyer and Brahms x a reader who is kind of chaotic? like the vibes these shirts give off, y'aknow? Kinda stoic, tired, but also the kind of person who would say 'if god wants me dead he's going to have to come down here and kill me themself'

Billy Loomis, Billy Lenz, Bubba Sawyer, and Brahms Heelshire w a Mildly Chaotic! Reader

The fact that I would love to own all of these shirts 😭😭

Billy Lenz

Your demeanor half frustrates and half interests him greatly

Hes used to a dramatic reaction like sorority sisters gave him and your dry sarcasm isn't it

But he loves it when you play along with his depraved remarks

But you two complement each other well

You vibe with Billy's chaotic nature and you can easily adapt to his tendencies

Billy loves you for the fact that you don't really stop him with his advances

He will climb all over you and cling on and you'll just look over at him. Completely stoic and shrug, accepting your fate of being koala'd by an attic gremlin

Billy Loomis

You amuse him everyday

He's used to chaos, how could you not adapt after being friends with Stu, but having you around is refreshing in a way

It's best being fit with someone who might be perceived as a bad (or at least questionable) and not really care

Means he can be himself around you a little bit more

I 100% believe he'd test how far your stoic and genuine careless nature goes and give you a special phonecall

Either you surprise him with your willingness to go "oh well guess I'll die" or he gets to comfort you the day after

Whichever path you go down, both of them would end in Billy staring at you with an entertained grin

Brahms Heelshire

He's just...mildly confused how you got here

All of his caretakers at least acted like they were warm and inviting, you were more of a zombie with decent intentions

But he guesses his parents were desperate and appreciates your seemingly serious attitude towards the position

He could pretend to be a ghost out to get you and you'd just wave it off, like "Eh go ahead just don't hurt the doll"

I'd have to say any arguments between the two of you would be interesting

While Brahms is genuinely upset and throwing a tantrum, you'd probably come up with unique insults and things to say back. All with a straight face

"Go on Brahms. Get in the pond. Since you want to act like a silly goose"

Bubba Sawyer

It's not so much confusion more is it light concern

He's lived with chaos his entire life but it was never the dry chaos you bring

But sometimes he just tilts his head after you complain about how you're going to "kill god" when a minor inconvenience happens

He loves you dearly you don't have to kill anyone that's his job-

On a side note though: You fit in well in the Sawyer family.

Tbh you're more of a blessing to Drayton than anyone else, seeing how you're more normal than the rest and Chop Top + Nubbins enjoy that you can play along with their very concerning antics

You also give off a sense of uneasyness when there's visitors, cracking dark jokes and mumbling to yourself about the "celestial plane"

It's like you were meant to be a Sawyer <3

#slasher x reader #billy loomis #billy loomis x reader #scream 1996 #scream x reader #billy lenz x reader #billy lenz #black christmas #black christmas x reader #brahms heelshire x reader #brahms heelshire #the boy 2016 #the boy 2016 x reader #bubba sawyer x reader #bubba sawyer #texas chainsaw massacre x reader #texas chainsaw massacre

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leverage-ot3 · 3 years ago

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*asks you about The Mentalist because I've meant to watch for years but never got around to it*

I got a bunch of asks about my shows thank y’all so much for letting me vent

the mentalist follows a team of murder investigators in the cbi, the california bureau of investigation

let’s go through the characters:

patrick jane

the mentalist. grew up as a carnie in the circus as a (fake) boy psychic wonder. basically, he’s just really smart and good at analyzing things so he got away seamlessly pretending to be a psychic. at one point he became pretty famous and was getting rich from it.

everything came to a head when he went on tv arrogantly talking about this serial killer, red john. he did the whole psychic bit analyzing the killer, then went home to see that his wife and daughter had been murdered by red john because of it.

there’s a backstory episode about it, but basically he ends up joining the cbi as a civilian consultant helping them solve murders (with the motive to eventually hunt down and kill red john). the show takes place a couple years after he joined the team.

he’s very good with people and charismatic, and a total chaos gremlin. he always goes off and causes some trouble on investigations but because of it his team closes every single case they have. he’s been described by multiple people as the smartest man they’ve ever known.

he’s VERY adamant that there is no such thing as psychics. after all, pretending to be one got his family killed.

he also makes himself tea at almost every crime scene because he’s just Like That™

I’m barely into men but I am head over heels for patrick jane and that’s a fact

teresa lisbon

grew up in chicago as the eldest child with three younger brothers. had to take over being the parent after her mother died and father gave up being there for them (I think he was an alcoholic???). she was very strict with them, which causes friction in a couple episodes when her siblings are involved

she’s the head agent in their cbi team, and for all intensive purposes, jane’s partner. she is logical and wants to follow the rules (and supposed to “keep jane under control”) but accepts his hijinks as necessary in order to solve the murders. she just wishes he’d tell her what the fuck he’s doing so she can do damage control at the very least.

she’s totally the team mom. she loves and cares for her three children teammates.

I’m in love with her, your honor

grace van pelt

team newbie. great with tech. starts out as optimistic and bright-eyed but adapts to the harsh world they live in. very compassionate and kind.

wayne rigsby

a simp for van pelt. legit puppy eyes for her. fell in love with her day one.

NEEDS to know how jane does his tricks. like, he will go insane trying to figure out how he does his coin tricks

kimball cho

was in a gang when he was a kid before joining the military. kinda stoic but also SUPER witty/sarcastic. bitch queen. “that’s impressive. the best I can get with one call is a pizza”

lets jane do whatever the fuck he wants because he gets things done but also secretly thrives on his chaos

other important/notable things:

the found family vibe you crave? it’s There™

your ships are definitely endgame

I can’t think of any storyline that was handled badly

every episode is decent if not really good

the red john aspect actually keeps you on the edge of your seat. every time you think it might be X, all of a sudden Y looks like the better candidate and so on, etc

the openings/beginnings are usually funny

example a: jane messing with a sheriff playing rock paper scissors

example b: “I don’t have to run faster than a tiger. I just have to run faster than you” *sprints*

example c: “I’ll bet you... 35 cents”

tws:

there is blood and gore, but it’s a show about investigating murders so I feel like that’s warranted

there IS one kinda slightly major character death towards the end of the final season. (note: NOT any of these main five!!!) I don’t think it was fair even though the person playing the role said they were brought on knowing they were going to die but it still majorly sucked. I cried. HOWEVER, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch it. yeah, it sucked and I wish they didn’t do that but I love the show too much to hate it for that

#cleaning out my drafts #totally forgot this was in here #i must have written this MONTHS ago #coincidentally enough I am watching the mentalist right now rewatching it #the mentalist #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #grace van pelt #wayne rigsby #kimball cho #show recs #recs #my recs #mine #asks #answered asks

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zuffer-weird-girl · 3 years ago

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If you need inspiration here's an idea :)

Any character(preferably Dabi-) x a s/o who already had a kid/adopted a kid before they were together who is a sweetheart around their mom but as soon as she leaves the kid is a chaos gremlin. (Full on tasmanian devil that legit rips up furniture and bounces off the walls all while finding a way to commit arson in the span of two seconds)

That is all, thank you for your time :)

Okay, first many will not believe this but Dabi is actually good with tiny children (teenagers not so much because he thinks they're crap)

But HOLY HELL HE CANT ATTURE THIS LIL DEVIL YOU CALL "son/daughter"

He does not I swear

At first when he met them along with you he had this stoic face on as he watched the kid smile sweetly at him while you introduce each other.

But alas, you just HAD to get out of the living room to get something and this kid turned into a tasmania devil in 0.1 seconds.

His staples under his eyes almost fell with how wide his eyes were at the gremlin.

The lil shit also had the audacity on the middle of his "tantrum" kick him in his private area.

When you came back you were met with your child giggling sweetly and your boyfriend crunched over doing his best to not curse this kid.

He swears he is gonna murder that little sh-

They... dont exactly get along well at the start.

Majority of the start you had headaches about your kid whining about how mean Dabi was and your boyfriend just death glaring at the brat... he just prevented a fucking arson on your apartment and he was the mean one now.

HIM. THE ARSONIST. PREVENTED A ARSON OF YOUR KID.

Do YOU KNOWBHPW SERIOUS THIS IS?!

He doesn't know if you had hit your head or just went crazy when you begged him to take care of the demon for a whole evening...

Welp, guess he would just take the kid along to the villain gang.

What could go wrong, eh?

....

So...

He never laughed so hard in his life.

Thhe kid broke Shogaraki most rare games, scratched Toga until she was the one bleeding when she threatened to suck his blood, hit Kurogiri with a tennis ball to see if he was real or just smoke, made Twice enter on a existence crisis and to top it off he tugged Spinner purple hair hard enough to bring some of it home.

The league was terrified of that kid, seriously whose is this child?

After that Dabi and the kid actually get along well and he even jokes about if he could take your child on some missions to scare the heroes away.

You were like wtf

Your kid instead of puffing up their cheek and complaining about Dabi was now reffering him as his name instead of burnt toast and also squealed when he came home.

One evening you almost had a heart attack at knowing the two of them burn down a super market and found the two with almost every junk food on your apartment with a "Hey doll." "MAMA!"

What have you done...?

#dabi x reader #touya todoroki #bnha villains #bnha fanfiction #dabi #touya todoroki x reader #zuffer writings #i dont write for a long time now so im sorry if it turned out horrible

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silentmagi · 3 years ago

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(Support!Izuku AU) Tooru x Ojiro, Aizawa x Paperwork in “...And How Did That Lead To Him Destroying That Table?”

Aizawa could almost see the blush on the invisible student's cheeks, and the normally calm and stoic tailed classmate was avoiding meeting the teacher's eyes.

He didn't want to hear the explanation, but he needed it for the paperwork he had to file. So, he had to know how a simple kiss could lead to Ojiro smashing a solid steel table like it was made from glass.

It's not that he suspected the support gremlins, but he had Majima's number on speed dial for a reason.

The chaos compels.

If you want to write one of these, please just link me!

#fanfic summaries #Tooru Hagakure #Ojirou Mashirao #Aizawa Shouta #For once it didn't involved Izuku and Mei #Support!Izuku #Boku no Hero Academia #My Hero Academia #BNHA #MHA

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fifteenskies15 · 5 years ago

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✧ Random Headcanon: Sanemi and Giyuu as couples (with a bit of SaneGiyuu as Kamaboko squads Dads) ✧

Admin 15: I don't know what was I thinking while making this, I was just washing my hands and suddenly my brain ask me: "girl, remember that someone in Twitter post about Sanemi and Giyuu adopting the kamaboko squad because of chapter 200 cover?? Also ain't you like, ship them so hard?? Like, sis?? Aside the fact you pair that angry gremlin w/ your daughter, why not write about them as a couple?? Dads??" like, hoe, don't give me ideas...now look what have you done to me, well anyways... I'll just go with it, even tho this shit is gonna be crappy as heck, and now, Alexa, please play Deathpacito.

So like, let's see, Giyuu is probably the stoic dad and doesn't know what the hell he gotta do, but regardless he loved his "dysfunctional little family" though doesn't know how he shows it

And Sanemi, boy, he's probably that kind of dad who would beat your ass with a belt if you don't eat your vegetables or run away from training (although you can't blame them since his training is hecking intense), but! Knowing that he used to have a lots of siblings, he still had a softer and understanding sides even though his pride overshadowed his kindness.

Dad Nemi is an intense mentor who would not hesitate to slaughter someone's ass (*cough* Zenitsu *cough*)

And Dad Giyuu is the mentor who seems calm and serene like the sea itself, but actually very merciless (like, he was under Urokodaki's tutelage and we have seen how he train Tanjiro)

The training consist gruelling drills, intense physical training, sparring and Zenitsu's blood curling scream or Inosuke shouting his usual "pig assault"

Like, can you imagine the chaos?

"THIS IS NOT A TRAINING, THIS IS A TORTURE TRIAL!!"

"Shut your goddamn mouth, Agatsuma!! Either go drag your sorry ass here or I'm going to beat you to death!"

"I'm gonna beat you this time half and half haori!! Just you watch!"

"Do a 1000 times sword swinging then I will accept your challenge"

Tanjiro and Nezuko probably the only one who gets on their good side, and deemed "Dads favorite kids"

Would you look at that bias...

Even so Dad Nemi wouldn't even hesitate to show how merciless he can be to Tanjiro though...

Now, trainings session aside, let's move on to the dads quality time.

While the kids squads were minding their own business, Sanemi and Giyuu would bask under the sunlight either on the engawa of Shinazugawa estate or Tomioka estate or even under the tree.

Sanemi would be the one who lay his head on Giyuu's lap (UwU)

Demand that Giyuu stroke his hair or he will beat his ass (hoe you're thirsty for affection)

And so Giyuu did, he thought Sanemi's hair is soft

And Giyuu smiled at how cute he is

Ohagi and a bowl of salmon radish is a must for their lunch date, no other food is allowed, except for green tea and three coloured dumplings as dessert

LIKE, IMAGINE THEY'RE FEEDING EACH OTHER

"Don't just eat that thing, try this..."

"You can't eat too much sweets, here, taste this"

Also when it comes to a date, it's just a simple stroll around the town or somewhere else

NOW IMAGINE THEM HOLDING HANDS

*dead*

Even 15 herself can't comprehend their cuteness, this was beyond her imagination.

PDA wasn't a thing for Giyuu but it sure is for Sanemi.

He loves the water pillar just as much, okay?

He probably circling his strong arm around Giyuu's petite waist while explaining today's training sessions to their children kamaboko squads.

Their display of affection make them gag (except that Tanjiro still finds it adorable, what a pure boy)

When it comes to praising the kids squads effort, Giyuu would smile softly and Pat their heads while saying "Good job"

And Sanemi hesitantly give them a pat on the back while saying "decent effort"

It makes the kids squads go fuwa fuwa

And before I conclude my crappy HC, allow me to explain their nightly routine

Personally, Giyuu gave me the "I haven't been sleeping for 3 days" vibe, so Sanemi would probably make a cup of chamomile tea to help his fatigue problem.

And...and...

NIGHTLY BATH

Okay that might sounded NSFW-ish but hear me out!!

Them enjoying the warm water that ease their muscles and wash away their stress.

And Sanemi who would hugged Giyuu from behind and placed his chin on his shoulder while whining about today's training and how much he missed him everytime they're separated in order to finish their mission

Okay he's not whiny, but one's gotta tell someone their problem to get it off their chest do they not?

Or telling Giyuu that he's not disliked...

And after that, they dried each other before slipping into their yukata

AND CUDDLES while sleeping.

And when morning comes, Inosuke break in to the estate and shouted "IT'S TIME TO TRAIN!! COME ON! I'M PUMPED FOR TODAY'S SESSION!!"

"Your son demands us to train him"

"Before sunrise, he was your son"

*15 hyperventilating noise* Oh my God, Oh my God, did I just do that?? Oh my God, I did, holy moly!! Please don't mind me, it's just I can't believe I wrote a HC about my OTP and it's really nerve-wracking >< I'm really sorry because this shit is cringy af and that you don't like it!!

(also I'm a slut for SaneGiyuu and Giyuu x Pillars ff or headcanons, so i might or might not do em in the near future)

#kimetsu no yaiba writings #kimetsu no yaiba headcanon #kny headcanons #demon slayer headcanons #kimetsu no yaiba #sanegiyuu #Shinazugawa Sanemi #Tomioka Giyuu

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