#stobin incorrect quotes

[lukas-dusk]

Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*

Steve : Ow! you kneed me!

Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...

Steve, voice cracking : Okay-

[nymime]

Steve: *eat a chip that Robin offer him.*

Robin: *Takes a picture of Steve while he eat it.* Ha! Got it! A bad picture!

Robin: *Check the picture.*

Steve: It is, though?

*Picture* *Steve in the photo looks nice, hair perfect, posing perfectly.*

Robin: *confused* No! Wait! You were eating a chip!

Robin: *Turn to look at Steve.* Where’s is the chip?

Steve: *With a glass of wine* It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture.

Steve: *Shrug* I don’t know why. Ask God. *He kiss his fingers and then point to the ceiling.*

[little-annie]

@batboysxprompts

I may not be participating in everyday but I just couldn't get this scene out of my head.

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

*in a crowd*

Eddie: How the fuck are we supposed to find Robin in here?!

Dustin: Don't worry I got you.

Dustin: STEVE HARRINGTON IS A HORRIBLE PERSON!

Steve: Ag-OUCH!

Eddie: what....what was that.

Dustin: Steve wanted to agree but Robin is aggressively trying to teach him to love himself.

[steddieonbigboy]

Steve: Can I ask a dumb question?

Robin: Better than anyone I know.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[steddieme]

robin: okay, but like. imagine, we were in a burning building-

steve: i don't want to, actually.

robin: and you could only save one of us. who'd you choose? eddie or me?

steve: i clocked in 10 minutes ago, why are you tormenting me?

robin:

eddie, who's been silently observing: does that mean you'd choose me?

steve: actually, i'd be the arsonist who set you two on fire

[lavenderstobins]

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[shieldofiron]

You would never understand their warrior's bond, Keith.

[imaginary-eddie]

Robin: Eddie, stop whining! Steve's a stone cold 10 and you're a Utah 7!

Steve: *pleased face*

Eddie: *never been out of Indiana* what the fuck??

[ravensapphiree]

*talking on the phone*

Eddie: Remember how I said that Robin and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Steve: Yeah…

Eddie: Well, we’re in jail.

Steve: *hangs up*

[spookystarfishzombie]

[regeditt]

*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*

Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend

Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool

Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie

Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.

Robin:

Nancy:

Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*

Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you

Eddie: you look really cute tonight

[morganski-19]

Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.

Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much

Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are

Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt

Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch

Steve: Thank you

Robin: No problem

[criminally-obsessed]

ROBIN: Steve, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people. EDDIE: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. STEVE: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Eddie* How about a sundae on the house baby? EDDIE, giggling: I’m pretty.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: Hey, Robin, you know that fae folklore where some fairies have to count salt when it's spilled in front of them?

Robin: Yeesss, where are you going with this, buddy?

Eddie: Well, if Steve trips in front of a fairy, do you think it would have to count his moles?

Robin: I don't know, depends on if his moles taste like salt or not:

Steve: *walking back into the living room* Okay, got the popcorn! I might have - EDDIE!

Eddie had gotten up, grabbed Steve’s face, and licked the moles on his cheek.

Eddie: *gasps* Robin! It tastes like salt. . .AND butter!

Steve: *blushing* Yeah, that's because I ate a couple of pieces. Jesus.

Eddie: *thinking about counting Steve’s moles* I wish I was a fairy.

Steve: Dude! We do NOT like to be called that!

Eddie gaped at him the rest of the night, trying to figure out if he was a mythical creature or not when actually Steve has yet to tell Eddie he's bisexual.