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Redemption arc for not sharing on day one
#stingy bastard#uptight grandpa#fuck the police#but make it art nouveau#im just playing kimball knows i love him#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#tequila sunset#harry du bois#art nouveau
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Nytis, my loser demon cleric, about to lose it.
#my characters#guy hates people and wants to inflict pain on them and is super sadistic#so he becomes a cleric so that he can put up a front and appear to be helpful but really hes a stingy and cold bastard#who happens to heal as he claims - on a whim ! - you cant ORDER him to heal and he wont do it on command#but he has morals and will in fact heal certain types of people (children) without second thought#however since he is a demon and has no actual holy alignment the healing magic affects his body#and is starting to decay his left hand so he usually wears a glove#he also has a really cool lesbian demon he made a pact with who hates him#nytis hobbies include harming people and killing people and lifting curses off of children bc they dont deserve that#he also usually wears white robes with golden yellow lining and crosses on it
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I'm thinking about wealth
And money is great, it's freedom in today's words, but I feel like wealth is not the same as how much money you have,
It's "enough eggs to make cake and not need to count how many you have left after"
And things like "I want to buy the good chocolate because I'll be seeing my sister and she likes it"
Wealthy is feeling like being kind is effortless because what it costs you is a fraction of what you have,
#shark rambles#if the super rich are being stingy with their monwy and hoarding it#then theyre hardly wealthy at all are they? bastards
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i’d be a great sportswriter for the bruins right now. just upload the same article every four hours about how there’s no news about jeremy swayman’s contract and how they��re working on it but they haven’t reached an agreement yet
#maybe even write two#one that calls the bruins stingy bastards#and one that calls sway greedy for wanting a fair contract#and post them to different sites#bruins lb
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i remember when one of my professors was talking about how in america The Library is genuinely a popular third space and people go to hang out in there, and wow if only we had the same culture here... and i was just sitting there like. well, you see, americans live in a wondrous world where you can just waltz in and get a library card for free 👍
#i don't envy you americans a lot but for THIS ONE. i'm full of envy#my library card used to be free until i was 16 and you BET i fucking lived in there#and the school libraries.... i was in there every day.#currently SOME library memberships r free to me (library sciences student) so yayyy 🥰🥰🥰#not the fucking fszek though. stingy bastards.
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Did you know. Jean's summer outfit has a turtle shaped pendant :)
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Love it when they're the judges 💞💞💞 Especially Vargas and Deuce 🥺🥺🥺 The most generous <333 And OMG plis look at Lucius pleased face!!!
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#I'm so gonna be kissing Vargas Deuce and Trey#I love them so muchhh with their generous points <3333#stingy bastards like Malleus Leona n Idia however. dni >:(((#jk. i love em three bUT COME ON#THESE NOODLES ARE MADE WITH LOVE#I just know Sebek is crying in the kitchen when his wakasama refused to even touch his cookings the first time#twisted wonderland
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I get like. Majorly offended when my writer buddies post an incredible out of this world fic and I'm the only one commenting. 50 likes and 1 comment doesn't add up. Fic writers don't charge you. They take time out of their busy days to write stuff for you--for fun but also for you, you should pay in comments.
#i could be rude about it i want to be rude about it#just leave a little comment you stingy bastards :)
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What if I just go crazy. Absolutely bananas. Positively kookoo. Brazenly bonkers even.
#I’m gonna lose my job one day and if I get fired it’s bc I cussed out the store manager#I’ll be recorded on some mom’s shitty iPhone yelling about the roaches that he’s a stingy bastard that half the equipment doesn’t work#that he keeps cancelling orders for supplies we need to clean this store bc he is more concerned about his bonus to pay for the 4 girls he#has and fucking hates allegedly. and then about how he’s bald and somehow has a fucked up hairline so idk WTF he’s bein stingy for when it#ain’t even like he’s fixing that fucked up shit so maybe he should be more worried about the black mold in the meat cooler#and how much of his product is getting thrown out bc he keeps promoting yes men who don’t know WTF they’re doing#who then promote more yes men who dunno WTF they’re doin#and no one is training anyone or double checking that associates know WTF they’re supposed to be doing#and no one is being held accountable on a day to day basis and instead the buck is just passed to the next unfortunate soul#who’s only purpose is seemingly to take the fall for the yes men management who ain’t got the fuckin spine#to tell HIM when he’s sayin STUPID SHIT and ain’t thinking for themselves AT ALL.
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"I'm a girly girl with a girly secret!" Parak randomly began to sing, blundering as he barely remained upright, his whimsical tones having all the sweetness of a lovingly poisoned wine. "If I tell it to you, promise that you'll keep it? I'll tell you now, my little secret! Is, is, is..."
"I accidentally killed a man!" he sang. "I hid the body in my pink glitter van! To be honest, it felt kinda good! I want to kill again but don't know if I should!"
ENTERTAINING as the sight may be, Stolas felt a small spark of embarrassment in his friend's honor. The prince watches him briefly before extending arms, almost as though to catch the Tailor and break a potential fall. His song was unnerving, albeit catchy. Would have easily been an earworm would it have been produced without the result of intoxication.
At long last, Stolas manages to bring himself closer to Parak and loop an arm around his shoulders with a soft huff. ❝ How uch have you had to drink, exactly? It must be quite a sum, considering you've come to me with your strange melodies! ❞
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the conflict between being immensely frustrated that pokemon dlc in general just seems to throw as many new characters at u as possible so they can keep being like 'look at this! look at this new thing! new content!' insted of actually expanding the themes and characters we actually give a shit about, and being relieved that because of those dumbass decsions, i never feel the urge to buy them
#like on one hand i feel jealus seeing people run around finding overworld shiny slugma/minior/araquanid etc#and in general exploring a new place#but like. i have my shiny living dex more or less done. so u cant pull me in with new shinies#especially since the gen 9 dlc shiny locked all the returnign legendaries like KJFSNSJGKJDG WHAT. WHAT ARE U DOING#at least with the swsh one that was the only thing that tempted me and probably would have convinced some peopel to buy it#but they didnt even try that herekndgkjndkjgsg#stingy bastards out here making u pay like £80 all together and u cant even get a shiny zacian? pass#if i can withold from buying the swsh one with shinies i actually need (solgaleo/the tapus) i can certainly withold from scvis one with non#like...sure. new pokemon are tempting. but i can just ask someone with the dlc to get them for me when i next get nintendo nline kjfndsjgkd#pokemon#idk man like. ur not gonna give me more content with arven and the gang? hard pass#maybe there's some but ive heard no one say anything so i doubt it#luke rambles
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My coping mechanism for dealing with Seofon's raid bullshit is reblogging Gran x Seofon art. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to flood my moots' dashes with Gran x Seofon art.
#unma rambles#gbf#ooh look at me and my fated chain bar#ooh here's 30million damage and I cancel your skill#how about I also reset all your summon cooldowns too#as I write this he has once again oneshot Wilnas from full heath with one of his triggers and I'm frankly getting tired of this#someone should draw Gran x Wilnas x Seofon art in remembrance of me#with Seofon bottoming of course because I cannot have that smug bastard any smugger than he already is#ALSO HE WON'T DROP HIS DAMN SWORDS OH MY GOD#STINGY ASSHOLE#sucks for him cause the longer he's an ass to me the more I get to beat him up with my team
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Aww...*suddenly ships Z and James*
#from eroica with love#i want nice things for james. the stingy little bastard can't catch a break.#the tragic saga of james and his trashy bike#mr. james#agent z#is there a name for this ship? zames? jamez?
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Some more neo memes for the soul, this time featuring my pets!
#neopets#neotag#digital art#ipadpro#ocs#my art#procreate#nostalgia#yes that is a random kyrii yelling at jetsam ace#bastard is stingy with the nerkmids
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mockup of sasha in dialtown :)
#dialtown#dialtown oc#fake screenshot#yea they do be working in an arcade#im very original#i gotta make a post for stingy bastard boss + that other hire#i should also make a lore dump for them#i have many thought inside big big brain#i feel like im being a spammer in the dialtown tag tho 😓
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I wish to roam free in the fields but I am confined to my prison (the recliner in my living room) for my sins (having my wisdom teeth pulled)
#and they didn’t let me keep my teeth either (out of my body)#stingy bastards#they also blew a vein in my arm#my bs
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