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[goalhofer]

2024 olympics Norway roster

Athletics

Håvard Ingvaldsen (Moelv)

Tobias Grønstad (Oslo)

Narve Nordås (Rogaland Fylke)

Jakob Ingebrigtsen (Sandnes)

Karsten Warholm (Ulsteinvik)

Zerei Mezngi (Rogaland Fylke)

Sondre Nordstad-Moen (Trondheim)

Sondre Guttormsen (Ski)

Simen Guttormsen (Ski)

Pål Lillefosse (Bergen)

Marcus Thomsen (Voss)

Elvind Henriksen (Oslo)

Thomas Mardal (Gloppen)

Markus Rooth (Oslo)

Sander Skotheim (Oslo)

Josefine Eriksen (Stavern)

Astri Ertzgaard (Oslo)

Henriette Jæger (Aremark)

Amalie Iuel (Lørenskog Kommune)

Line Kloster (Oslo)

Karoline Grøvdal (Ålesund Kommune)

Elisabeth Slettum (Stavanger)

Lene Retzius (Ringsaker)

Beatrice Llano (Bergen)

Marie-Therese Obst (Oslo)

Boxing

Omar Shiha (Oslo)

Sunniva Hofstad (Trondheim)

Canoeing

Kristine Amundsen (Bærum)

Hedda Øritsland (Bærum)

Anna Sletsjøe (Oslo)

Maria Virik (Oslo)

Cycling

Søren Wærenskjold (Mandal)

Tobias Foss (Lillehammer Kommune)

Knut Røhme (Oslo)

Marte Edseth (Oslo)

Ingvild Gåskjenn (Horten)

Anita Stenberg (Drammen)

Diving

Helle Tuxen (Tananger)

Equestrian

Isabel Freese (Mühlen, Germany)

Victoria Gulliksen (Knokke, Belgium)

Golf

Viktor Hovland (Stillwater, Oklahoma)

Kristoffer Ventura (Palm Beach Gardens, Florida)

Celine Borge (Tønsberg)

Madelene Stavnar (Tønsberg)

Handball

Vetle Aga (Bodø)

Sander Sagosen (Trondheim)

Sebastian Barthold (Bærum)

Petter Øverby (Kongsvinger)

Kristian Sæverås (Oslo)

Kristian Bjørnsen (Stavanger)

Magnus Gullerud (Skarnes)

Tobias Grøndahl (Bærum)

Christian O'Sullivan (Oslo)

Harald Reinkind (Tønsberg)

Torbjørn Bergerud (Røyken)

Gabriel Setterblom (Oslo)

Simen Lyse (Tronheim)

Alexandre Christoffersen-Blonz (Stavanger)

Veronica Kristiansen (Stavanger)

Maren Aardahl (Trondheim)

Stine Skogrand (Bergen)

Nora Mørk (Oslo)

Stine Dahmke (Nittedal)

Silje Solberg-Østhassel (Bærum Kommune)

Kari Brattset-Dale (Fredrikstad)

Kristine Breistøl (Oslo)

Vilde Mortensen-Ingstad (Oslo)

Katrine Lunde (Kristiansand)

Marit Røsberg-Jacobsen (Narvik)

Camilla Herrem (Sola Kommune)

Sanna Solberg-Isaksen (Bærum Kommune)

Henny Reistad (Bærum Kommune)

Thale Rushfeldt-Deila (Porsgrunn Kommune)

Rowing

Jonas Juel (Oslo)

Lars Benske (Fredrikstad)

Martin Helseth (Ålesund Kommune)

Kjetil Borch (Tønsberg)

Kristoffer Brun (Bergen)

Jan Helvig (Oslo)

Erik Solbakken (Fredrikstad)

Ask Tjøm (Oslo)

Thea Helseth (Ålesund Kommune)

Inger Kavlie (Oslo)

Sailing

Hermann Tomasgaard (Lørenskog Kommune)

Mina Mobekk (Oslo)

Line Høst (Oslo)

Helene Næss (Tønsberg)

Marie Rønningen (Bærum Kommune)

Shooting

Jon-Hermann Hegg (Dingle, Ireland)

Ole Halvorsen (Blomøyna)

Erik Watndal (Oslo)

Jeannette Duestad (Tønsberg)

Synnøve Berg (Stavanger)

Jenny Stene (Lørenskog Kommune)

Swimming

Jon Jøntvedt (Bryne)

Nicholas Lia (Oslo)

Henrik Christiansen (Lørenskog Kommune)

Taekwondo

Richard Konopka-Ordemann (Nannestad Kommune)

Tennis

Casper Ruud (Snarøya)

Triathlon

Kristian Blummenfelt (Bergen)

Vetle Thorn (Oslo)

Solveig Løvseth (Trondheim)

Lotte Miller (Stavanger)

Volleyball

Anders Mol (Stord Kommune)

Christian Sørum (Rælingen Kommune)

Weightlifting

Solfrid Koanda (Grimstad Kommune)

Wrestling

Grace Jacob-Bullen (Fredrikstad)

[444names]

Names generated from American, French and German forenames, including the letter sequence "Ee"

Aarleene Adelleene Adlee Adolee Adoree Adree Adreen Adreendy Adyleene Alannee Alauree Aldree Aldreen Aleen Aleenah Aleene Aleenik Aleenni Aleennie Aleeno Aleent Aleentorre Aleené Alleen Alleenevert Alleenjack Alleenrys Amaree Amillee Aminhaneen Andree Andreen Andreene Andrennee Aneen Angree Anneen Annelleene Annielee Antharee Areen Areenthanna Arleen Arleeney Aroyandreen Audiereen Augleen...

Baphireenda Bareen Berree Bettleen Billeene Bleen Bleenna Boberleene Bondreen Boree Bredrilee Breen Breenein Breenieth Breenne Bricelleen Brierree Brikeleen Brineenn Brisleenet Bristellee Caleenna Caleiginee Carcuree Caree Carjorgalee Carlauree Charshawree Chawree Chleendi Choleenne Chèlee Chèleen Chèleenes Cladleene Claelee Claureen Clawreenz Clémilheree Codicillee Colee Coleen Coleenne Colfreenne Coree Coreen Coreenra Coreent Corree Crylee Curee Cureene Cynee Dagoreen Dalee Dalleen Damiellee Daneenz Dannee Darolee Dawreené Debhaeleen Deleene Dellee Demanisèlee Dendreen Dettlee Dichereenne Dinee Ditneennya Dolee Doreennyan Dorinee Duadlee Dustinee Edree Elaureenra Eleene Eleenn Eleenzelli Elfree Elianneen Ellee Elleena Elleenne Elleené Elleneenée Ellineenis Elynee Emaleene Emillee Eneene Ereen Ericoleentz Ernee Erree Errichalee Ertnee Euneen Everree Evianeleent Ewilleene Fabreence Fannee Floree Floreen Fraindsalee Fraineen Fraleen Frarlee Freen Freena Freencel Freendy Freene Freent Freenth Freento Freinelee Garleen Garleenn Genaree Genzabree Genzellee Georandree Georeen Georeene Germarreen Gerreen Gerreent Gillee Glashleen Gleen Gleene Gleenes Gleenie Gleenn Goreene Goremmainee Gottfreen Green Greencyn Greendy Greene Greenie Greenne Greenneren Greenny Greent Greentine Greentona Guannee Gueloleenzo Gwereenck Halphaëllee Handsaleen Hannarineen Harlee Harree Heindreenck Heinee Heingree Heleence Heleenée Helleen Helleene Helleenn Helmureen Heloémelee Heree Hereen Herreen Herryleen Hewineenne Hillee Holee Holeene Howanlee Huglee Inatrinee Ineen Iraree Ireen Irinee Irisoneen Irmarleene Irènee Istineenel Jacelleena Jaileen Jamicelee Jandree Janièlee Jeandree Jeanitharee Jeanneencas Jeanoreen Jearreen Jerreen Jocelee Joeleent Joree Joreenne Joseberalee Juandawree Julee Jürgelee Karlee Karleene Karree Karreenn Karyleeney Kaylee Kaëllee Keleen Keleenine Kenellee Kereena Kiree Kricelsalee Krichaelee Laimoree Landreen Lauleene Leena Leence Leend Leenda Leendela Leene Leenelose Leeni Leenne Leenny Leenry Leenthen Leenthylvie Leenton Leentona Leenz Lennee Lifforeen Linellee Llauree Lolleen Loree Loreen Loreence Loreenda Loreendanka Loreennya Loreginee Loémineene Lucianlee Lukareent Lulee Lyditnee Lyneenet Mabreen Mabreenaust Madree Malbelleena Malee Maleen Malvaleen Mangreen Maree Mareene Mareenra Maristinee Maristineen Marleen Marleenary Marleence Maronee Marreennia Marrylee Marsusalee Marvideree Maximmarlee Meleene Meleenjana Melhennee Melleenra Merreenne Michleend Michèleenz Miellee Millee Milleenne Mingeoreena Miree Mireent Mitnee Monellee Monneenie Mordoreen Mureeneste Nadeleenna Nattaleene Neencey Neeneenzela Noreentie Odoree Odyleenth Oleent Ollee Olleenjamo Oreennele Ottinee Paleenne Pashlee Pataleenno Pathallee Pathleenra Paudwileen Pauree Petineslee Rachleen Raleen Raleenzo Reena Reence Reend Reendouidel Reene Reenjanuell Reenn Reennerd Reenri Reenriene Reent Reentia Reento Rillee Risterneen Rolee Roleen Rolgerreen Romarlee Romarleenz Rondylee Rookelleene Rotheleen Scilee Sharleennie Shazellee Shaëllee Sheiginee Shelleenri Shleen Shleenon Shleentha Siree Sopattfreen Sopednalee Sophireent Stinee Sylanleree Sylee Syleen Taleenjana Taleneené Tellee Tereen Terree Thandanlee Thawree Tinee Toreenn Udolee Uleene Ulineena Uwerhaëllee Valee Valeenz Vallyneenda Velleence Velmaree Vinarlee Vineen Vireenryla Vièleento Wadrisèlee Waleen Waleent Weneen Whireennya Wigileen Xelee Yoleen Yvoleenril Élivalee Émerleene Érinnee Étineenzo Évereen

[fictionz]

New Fiction 2022 - July

The Bible, Douay-Rheims, Complete - "1 Paralipomenon" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

More begetting children and all their names before coming back around to more of David's reign. So many chapters are just appendices to previous events.

The Bible, Douay-Rheims, Complete - "2 Paralipomenon" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

Two Paralipomenon, say that five times fast. So now it's on to Solomon and his riches (again), Roboam talking about how his little finger is bigger than his dad's dick, and Jeroboam getting whipped with scorpions all the way to the fall of Jerusalem. It's basically another look at what we saw in Kings.

Dracula Daily - "July" by Bram Stoker & ed. Matt Kirkland (1897, 2021)

Dracula’s finally outta that musty old castle, though leaving Jonathan in the lurch is quite the cliffhanger. And that poor, poor captain.

Bad Hare Day by R.L. Stine (1996)

A mish-mash of various ideas from earlier books. It has the vibe of Haunted Mask and stealing secrets from weird adults, the experimenting with illicit stuff from Monster Blood, animal transformations from various books, bratty younger sister who bullies the protagonist, a Slappy-like snarky villainous character. It’s too much of a remix and more slapstick than horror.

Egg Monsters from Mars by R.L. Stine (1996)

A decent creature story, but the latter half kind of sags with the protagonist spending a lot of time just trapped in a freezer and struggling to stay warm. The villain is genuinely frightening but also one-dimensional and doesn't really explain his motivation well. And there's not enough of the egg monsters. It's close to a top tier book but just sputters too much along the way.

"Bathtub Mermaid" by Edith Zimmerman (2022)

Someone has to hear about the doll thief.

"its time for… the dark cabinet" by itstimeforcomics-blog (2015)

When you least suspect it.

Lost Highway dir. David Lynch (1997)

One can see the continuation of a theme in Lynch’s work since Blue Velvet. Does he want us see the darkness or the light?

Mad God dir. Phil Tippett (2022)

If the journey ends for you, it doesn’t mean it’s the end.

Mr. Malcolm's List dir. Emma Holly Jones (2022)

British accents always class up the cruelty.

Thor: Love and Thunder dir. Taika Waititi (2022)

Whoof, what a drop from Ragnarok.

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers dir. Akiva Schaffer (2022)

A reflection of a reflection that is unaware of what it sees.

Where the Crawdads Sing dir. Olivia Newman (2022)

Pump up the volume on the mystery, tone down the romance.

Nope dir. Jordan Peele (2022)

The most fun take on Jaws since the original. A real hoot and also really fucked up at times. An understanding of horror by someone who continues to bring cool ideas to movies.

Vengeance dir. B. J. Novak (2022)

You get awful close but you shouldn’t have been the face of it. Now we ask, what did we learn?

Fear Street Part One: 1994 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Really going for it right out of the gate. I’m in. Now I need to know if I should go back and read Fear Street after reading this bunch of Goosebumps books.

Fear Street Part Two: 1978 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Even the devil craves a kind word.

Fear Street Part Three: 1666 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Legacy is mankind’s ruin.

Goosebumps - "Bad Hare Day" (1996)

Erf, the book was rough, and the episode doesn’t do itself any favors by leaning into the snarky villain.

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (1988-1990)

A nostalgia bomb like every one of these 90s cartoons tends to be, though the tropes eventually wear thin when watching it all in one go. Monterey Jack may be what crystallized my appreciation of cheese.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 (2020)

This show... it doesn’t build the way Breaking Bad builds. It’s more of a roller coaster with the sense of hitting the same drop a few too many times. This season is a bookmark in place while you wait for the extra season that should have been season five.

The Book of Boba Fett (2021-2022)

I feel bad for the actors and crew of this ostensibly standalone TV show. Your makers should have had the fortitude to stick the vision.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Better, but only because it is exactly what I remember. It’s comfortable, like an old pair of socks.

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

To summarise:

FBI agent Betty Cooper takes one day off and shit hits the fan.

Jughead publishes an anonymous article that exposes all of Riverdale’s problems. Archie, who, as a teenager, had never bothered to read Jughead’s own articles for the Blue and Gold (likewise exposing all of Riverdale’s problems), is furious.

In fact, the whole town is abuzz because of this article. Published by Jughead. In the school newspaper. Which is now the town’s official source of information.

Never underestimate the power of high school journalism.

Having failed his SAT, Archie does not know what backstabbing means. This doesn’t stop him from trying to use the word in a sentence.

With Archie so engrossed in saving Riverdale, there’s been no time for Bulldogs practice. At least Cheryl let Britta do some workout in the mines. To pass the time, Britta decides to walk the dreamscape to communicate with Cheryl, who is imprisoned there.

Cheryl is trapped in her worst nightmare i.e. with her mother. Jason is also present. Unlike Trevor Stines, Barcley Hope must have been unavailable, so no daddy Clifford in this dreamscape. Hang it!

During the first of many town meetings (#adultstories), Percival Pickens reveals he’s the writer of the article. He’s mostly concerned about the homeless people of Riverdale, whom he proposes to move out of town. Archie disagrees. “Riverdale takes care of their own” says the man who didn’t seem to think the homeless were an actual problem before Pickens pointed that out.

Jughead Jones, who -as a junior- lived most of the year in the cupboard under the stairs in a janitor’s closet, believes an eight-feet-wide one-room wooden cabin with no heating is an acceptable solution to homelessness. Precious blorbo, no.

Archie Andrews, who never had to go without his two-story Northside house, agrees. In order to demonstrate that he now does know the meaning of the word backstabbing, Archie passes his friend’s idea off as his own.

What the “good liberal” people of Riverdale really want, says Pickens, is for the poor, destitute and smelly to go away, without compromising their own comfort. I’m a little bit perplexed, because last time we saw the Dale, it seemed that everyone *cough!Polly!cough!* was a bit poor, destitute and smelly. #GhouliesHeadquartersOnElmStreet

Archie calling the diner owner who couldn’t pay her business insurance (Tabitha) and the gang bar owner (Toni) “two of the most prominent business owners in Riverdale” kind of further proves this point but whatever!

Archie, who hasn’t worked in construction for quite some time, comes up with a design that doesn’t meet half of the Residential Occupancy Basic Standards. The four council members, who also don’t meet half of the requirements for becoming a city council member, naturally approve of his idea.

We should cut him some slack though: Archie has changed so many professions. He can’t be really expected to remember what he did before the time jump. Not even the writers remember what happened before the time jump.

Case in point: Abigail Blossom, resident of Riverdale in the 1890s (s5 canon) retreats to her bedroom to acquaint herself with the role Pickens played in the shaping of Riverdale i.e killing the Uktena on her family’s money and founding the town she had been living in (s2 canon), which was also founded in 1942 (s1 canon). It’s time for a new origin story, I guess.

Veggie, who have assumed that their casino business would be as crooked as the streets of Riverdale, decide to operate legally. This lasts for all of 10 mins before they realise they cannot turn any profit that way. Instead of finding another business venture, Veronica decides to embrace the legacy of daddykins, which (legacy) -by the way- was the reason she ordered his assassination on the previous episode.

A man is found hanged in Babylonium. Reggie still doesn’t know how to dispose of a body, so Veronica calls Heraldo.

Kevin greets Doc and gets bashed in the head, since his quota of lines for the episode has been met.

In spite of having his brains bashed, Kevin is rapidly recovering, which only proves that he had no brains to begin with.

Guest star Bingo makes another appearance.

Outside Pop’s someone has graffitied the new micro-house. Archie is incensed. Instead of repainting the walls, he punches his truck. He leaves his uncle, the friend who came up with the og idea and his two investors to do the rest of the work.

Pickens has the superpower of persuasion or maybe it’s the power of superpersuasion. Instead of making his main adversaries (town council/core four) capitulate to his demands, and be done with it, he prefers to manipulate everybody else. Got to fill those episodes!

He has convinced the homeless of Sketch Alley to move elsewhere. He invites Archie, uncle Frank, Jughead, Tabitha and Toni to go see for themselves. Our heroes do so but only after the sun has set, for aesthetic reasons.

If Pickens had done this from the beginning, we would have been spared this episode. Alas, it was not meant to be …

It’s the third town meeting this week in the town-that-used-to-hold-no-town-meetings and people are probably beginning to lose patience with Archie. Unlike him, they do have real jobs to tend to. They decide to side with Pickens.

The Lodge name is synonymous with crime and corruption says Alice Smith-Cooper, wife of serial killer Hal Cooper, mother of serial killer Charles Smith and mother-in-law of just killer Chick Smith.

Betty gets back from Maine, where she lost TBK. She reveals that she still sees auras but the light gives her severe headaches. Archie reveals that Jughead can read thoughts. I’m still astounded by the fact that Archie had any thoughts to begin with.

Toffee is on a ladder in front of Archie’s house with a can of spray.

Toffee Wuz Here, M***** F***** !!!

[thatrandomartistjavi]

Characters I see as autistic with no explanation

Because I wanted to

Marlin, Bubbles, and Peach(Finding Nemo)

Virgil, Janus, and Logan(Sanders Sides)

Kristoff, Olaf, and Elsa(Frozen)

Minnie and Mickey Mouse

Dawkins, Da Vinci, and Dylan(101 Dalmatian Street)

Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie, and Dalia from the remake are all autistic

Frigeed, Thundra, and Mozenrath(Aladdin TV series)

Heat Miser(A Year Without a Santa Clause)

Fuck it, Tinsel from A Miser Brothers Christmas is too

Chip, Gadget, and Zipper(Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers)

Elmo, and Bert(Sesame Street)

Max and Ruby

Winnie the Pooh

Ariel(also has ADHD)(The Little Mermaid)

Luz Noceda(also has ADHD)(The Owl House)

Gus and King(The Owl House)

Movie!R.L. Stine(Goosebumps)

Actually all of the main cast from that movie

Rapunzel(Tangled)

Every main character from Beetlejuice the musical. Yes all of them.

Jeannie and Tony Nelson(I Dream of Jeannie)

Huey, Webby, Boyd, Violet, Fenton, and Fethry(Ducktales)

Vision and Billy(Wandavision)

Sally(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Alice(Alice in Wonderland)

Din Djarin and Grogu(The Mandalorian)

I have to put them on by default. Lilo and Stitch.

Dr. Bravestone, Franklin Finbar, and Seaplane(Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle)

Ice Bear(We Bare Bears)

Chloe too

Panda as well

Sam I Am and Guy Am I(Green Eggs and Ham)

Moana

I haven't watched any of the movies in a really long time but,,,,, Bucky(MCU).

[youngfcs]

Hi Cib!

Can you please help me find fc for the Weasley brothers (from Harry Potter)?

I hope it's not too much. Thanks!!! ❤️

Hello, anon! I'm not gonna lie, I don't know many redhead male fcs :( but I'll try <3

Bill:

Ken Bek (20-28)

Stefano Masciolini (25-36)

Caleb Landry Jones (22-31)

Bartek Borowiec (24-30)

Charlie:

Trevor Stines (18-25)

Jake Hold (19-27)

KJ Apa (18-24)

Sam Heughan (28-38)

Percy:

Sean Berdy (18-26)

Will Merrick (18-28)

Calum Worthy (18-28)

Brendan Scannell (18-27)

Fred&George:

Ruairi O'Connor (18-28)

Tijn Elbers (17-24)

Cameron Monaghan (17-26)

Ron:

Oliver Dale (17-25)

Thomas James McDade (16-24)

Linus Wordemann (18-26)

Andre Klitzke (17-25)

Iain Belcher (16-23)

(cib)

[rubykgrant]

I made a slightly condensed version of my Spooky Ref list; it still has a heck ton of movies and books, but now I combined certain categories, eliminated a few, and removed some of the titles that don’t quite fit. If you are looking for things to watch or read so you can get into the Halloween mood (or of you just like some creepy content), here you go!

Movies and Books for October

These range from children’s media to adult content, so be sure to check the ratings/reviews, this way you’ll find ones that are suitable for the right viewers. The dates of movies and names of authors for books are included to make searches easier

(a * symbol is for when a title is in both sections, a book that got made into a movie, ect)

Halloween and Ghosts

Movies- Hocus Pocus (1993), *the Halloween Tree (1993), the Nightmare before Christmas (1993), Trick r Treat (2007), Monster House (2006), Halloweentown (1998), the Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949), Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktacular (2003), Poltergeist (1982), the Haunting (1999), Casper (1995), Ghostbusters (1984), the Haunted Mansion (2003), Thirteen Ghosts (2001), the Others (2001)

Books- How to Drive Your Family Crazy on Halloween by Dean Marney,*the Halloween Tree by Ray Bradbury, the Haunted Mask (Goosebumps) by RL Stine, Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge, Stonewords a Ghost Story by Pam Conrad, Deep and Dark and Dangerous by Mary Downing Hahn, Ghost Beach (Goosebumps) by RL Stine, All the Lovely Bad Ones by Mary Downing Hahn, the Crossroads by Chris Grabenstein, Wait Till Helen Comes by Mary Downing Hahn

 Witch/ESP/Mental Powers

Movies- *Practical Magic (1998), *the Wizard of Oz (1939), *the Witches (1990), Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989), Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost (1999) *Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001), the Craft (1996), the Witches of Eastwick (1987), *Carrie (1976), *Firstarter (1984), *Matilda (1996), the Last Mimzy (2007)

Books- *Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman, *the Witches by Roald Dahl, Charmed Life by Diana Wynne Jones, *Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by JK Rowling, *the Wizard of Oz by L Frank Baum, T*Witches by HB Gilmour and Randi Reisfeld, the Worst Witch by Jill Murphy, *Carrie by Stephen King, *Firestarter by Stephen King, *Matilda by Roald Dahl, Scorpion Shards (Star Shards Chronicles) by Neal Shusterman, the Witch’s Boy by Michael Gruber

 Vampire and Werewolf

Movies- Blade (1998), the Little Vampire (2000), Hellboy Blood and Iron (2007), *Hotel Transylvania (2012), Fright Night (2011), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), Alvin and the Chipmunks meet The Wolfman (2000), Ginger Snaps (2000), Van Helsing (2004) Wolf Children (2012), the Wolfman (1941)

Books- Bunnicula by James and Deborah Howe, Dracula by Bram Stoker, ‘Salem’s Lot by Stephen King, Red Rider’s Hood by Neal Shusterman, the Werewolf of Fever Swamp (Goosebumps) by RL Stine, Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp (Bailey School Kids) by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Jones, Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause, Night of the Werepoodle by Constance Hiser

 Zombies and Slasher/Gore

Movies- Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998), ParaNorman (2012), Night of the Living Dead (1968), *Pet Sematary (1989), Zombieland (2009), Resident Evil (2002), Dawn of the Dead (2004) Scream (1996), a Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), *I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), Kill Bill (2003), Happy Death Day (2017), the Hills Have Eyes (2006), US (2019), Friday the 13th (1980), the Thing (1982), *the Girl with all the Gifts (2016)

Books- *Pet Sematary by Stephen King, the Haunting of Derek Stone by Tony Abott, Welcome to Dead House (Goosebumps) by RL Stine, *I know What You Did Last Summer by Lois Duncan, the Dark Half by Stephen King, The Dead Girlfriend (Point Horror) by RL Stine, Another by Yukito Ayatsuji, the Prom Queen (Fear Street) by RL Stine, *the Girl with all the Gifts by MR Carey

 Demons/Possession/Afterlife

Movies- the Omen (1976), Insidious (2010), the Exorcist (1973), *Christine (1983), City of Angels (1998), All Dogs go to Heaven (1989), Fallen (1998), *Rosemary’s Baby (1968), Bedazzled (2000), What Dreams May Come (1998), the Book of Life (2014), Flatliners (2017), *the Lovely Bones (2009), Coco (2017), Jennifer’s Body (2009), the Mummy (1999)

Books- *Christine by Stephen King, Needful Things by Stephen King, HECK where the bad kids go by Dale E Bayse,* Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Paradise Lost by John Milton, Inferno by Dante Alighieri, *the Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold

 Monsters/Mythology/Dangerous Animals

Movies- Monsters Inc (2001), Godzilla (1998), *a Monster Calls (2016), *Jurassic Park (1993), King Kong (1933), Doug’s 1st Movie (1999), Darkness Falls (2003), Atlantis the lost empire (2001), Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas (2003), *the Last Unicorn (1982), Urban Legend (1998), *How to Train Your Dragon (2010), the Flight of Dragons (1982), Shrek (2001), *the Hobbit (1977), Quest for Camelot (1998), Ferngully the last rainforest (1992), Lake Placid (1999), Jaws (1975), *Cujo (1983), Deep Blue Sea (1999), Anaconda (1997)

Books- *a Monster Calls by Patrick Ness, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, *Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, Sasquatch by Roland Smith, *the Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle, the Moorchild by Eloise Jarvis McGraw, the Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) by Rick Riordan, the Boggart by Susan Cooper, *How to Train Your Dragon by Cressida Cowell, Jeremy Thatcher Dragon Hatcher by Bruce Coville, *the Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, *Cujo by Stephen King, Cat in the Crypt (Animal Ark Hauntings) by Ben M Baglio, Congo by Michael Crichton, Watership Down by Richard Adams, the Dark Pond by Joseph Bruchac

 Dolls and Toys, Circus/Carnival/Clowns, Comedy Horror

Movies- *Coraline (2009), the Adventures of Pinocchio (1996), Child’s Play (1988), Toy Story (1995), 9 (2009), We’re Back a dinosaur’s story (1993), the Care Bears Movie (1985), Little Nemo adventures in Slumberland (1989), *Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983), *Big Top Scooby-Doo (2012), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, *IT (2017), *Beetlejuice (1988), Army of Darkness (1992), Gremlins (1984), Arachnophobia (1990), Jawbreaker (1999), Tremors (1990), the Frighteners (1996), Twilight Zone the Movie (1983), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Eight Legged Freaks (2002), the Goonies (1985)

Books- Frozen Charlotte by Alex Bell, *Coraline by Neil Gaiman, No Flying in the House by Betty Brock, Doll Bones by Holly Black, Joyland by Stephen King, *Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury, the Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern, *IT by Stephen King, the Cuckoo Clock of Doom (Goosebumps) by RL Stine, a Dirty Job by Christopher Moore jr, Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (Treasury) by Alvin Schwartz and illustrated by Stephen Gammell, JTHM (Director’s Cut) by Jhonen Vasquez

 Gothic/Dark Fantasy, Curse/Transformation

Movies- *the Addams Family (1991), Rebecca (1940), Edward Scissorhands (1990), Mama (2013), the Phantom of the Opera (2004), Crimson Peak (2010), Legend (1985), the Dark Crystal (1982), Labyrinth (1986), *the Neverending Story (1984), *the Secret of NIMH (1982), Anastasia (1997), Howl’s Moving Castle (2004), Pan’s Labyrinth (2006), Willow (1988), *the Last Unicorn (1982), the Princess Bride (1987), *Legend of the Guardians the Owls of Ga'Hoole, Beauty and the Beast (1991), the Princess and the Frog (2009), the Swan Princess (1994), the Thing (1982), the Mask (1994), Freaky Friday (2003), Song of the Sea (2014), Pirates of the Caribbean the Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Books- the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, the Shining by Stephen King, Remember Me by Mary Higgins Clark, a Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, Well Witched (Verdigris Deep) by Frances Hardinge, Poison by Chris Wooding, *the Neverending Story by Michael Ende, *Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C O'Brien, a Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz, the Dark Portal by Robin Jarvis, Zel by Donna Jo Napoli, *the Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle, *Guardians of Ga’Hoole by Kathryn Lasky, Owl in Love by Patrice Kindl

 Mystery/Thriller/Psychological/Suspense

Movies- Clue (1985), *Holes (2003), Get Out (2017), Hot Fuzz (2007), Minority Report (2002), Kidnap (2017), Saw (2004), Wind River (2017), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), the Great Mouse Detective (1986), Eve’s Bayou (1997), Breaking In (2018), Cube (1997), *Secret Window (2004), Silent Hill (2006), the Sixth Sense (1999), the Good Son (1993), Psycho (1960), Donnie Darko (2001), Fargo (1996), the Game (1997), the Invisible Man (2020), Breaking In (2018)

Books- *Holes by Louis Sachar, the Lost (the Outer Limits) by John Peel, We’ll Meet Again by Mary Higgins Clark, When the Bough Breaks by Jonathan Kellerman, *Secret Window Secret Garden (Four Past Midnight) by Stephen King, House of Stairs by William Sleator, Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, Dolores Claiborne by Stephen King, Tangerine by Edward Bloor, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, the Girl who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King

 Sci-Fi/Space Aliens, Robots and Technology

Movies- I Robot (2004), the Iron Giant (1999), the Terminator (1984), AI artificial intelligence (2001), the Stepford Wives (2004), Wall-E (2008), *Screamers (1995), *Sphere (1998), *Blade Runner (1982), *2001 a Space Odyssey (1968), MIB (1997), Mission to Mars (2000), Galaxy Quest (1999), Alien (1979), ET the extra terrestrial (1982), Independence Day (1996), Spaced Invaders (1990), Buzz Lightyear of Star Command the Adventure Begins (2000), Chicken Little (2005), *War of the Worlds (1953), *Contact (1997), Signs (2002), Treasure Planet (2002), Frequency (2000), Back to the Future (1985), the Time Machine (1960), Planet of the Apes (1968), Lost in Space (1998)

Books- the Terminal Man by Michael Crichton, Feed by Matthew Tobin Anderson, *Second Variety (Screamers) by Phillip K Dick, *I Robot by Isaac Asimov, Cell by Stephen King, *Sphere by Michael Crichton, *Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner) by Philip K Dick , *2001 a Space Odyssey by  Arthur C Clarke, a Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle, Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card, the Dark Side of Nowhere by Neal Shusterman, *War of the Worlds by HG Wells, *Contact by Carl Sagan, Childhood’s End by Arthur C Clarke, Aliens Don’t Wear Braces (the Baily School Kids) by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Jones, the Invasion (Animorphs) by KA Applegate

 Dystopia/Disaster, Other Worlds

Movies- Waterworld (1995), the Matrix (1999), Escape from New York (1981), *Demolition Man (1993), the Day After Tomorrow (2004), Volcano (1997), the Fifth Element (1997), Titan AE (2000), Armageddon (1998), Twister (1996), the Birds (1963), the Book of Eli, (2010) Spirited Away (2001), *Alice in Wonderland (1951), Pleasantville (1998), *the Phantom Tollbooth (1970), *the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005), *Hook (1991), the Pagemaster (1994), *James and the Giant Peach (1996)

Books- Among the Hidden by Margaret Peterson Haddix, Uglies by Scott Westerfeld, the Road by Cormac McCarthy, the House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer, 1984 by George Orwell, Armageddon Summer by Bruce Coville and Jane Yolen, the Giver by Lois Lowry, the City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau, *Brave New World (Demolition Man) by Aldous Huxley, Malice by Chris Wooding, * the Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, *Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, the Golden Compass (His Dark Materials) by Philip Pullman, *The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (the Chronicles of Narnia) by CS Lewis, *James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

 Anime/Manga and J-Horror

Movies- Akira (1988), Perfect Blue (1997), Ring (1998), Dark Water (2002), Ghost in the Shell (1995), Tokyo Godfathers (2003), Cat Soup (2001), *Cowboy Bebop the Movie (2001), Blood the Last Vampire (2000), Pokemon the First Movie (1998), Sailor Moon R Promise of the Rose (1993), DBZ the World’s Strongest (1990), Digimon the Movie (2000), Ju-On (2000)

Manga- Claymore by Norihiro Yagi, Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba and illustrated by Takeshi Obata, *Yu Yu Hakusho by Yoshihiro Togashi, *Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, *Blue Exorcist by Kazue Katō, *Soul Eater by Atsushi Ōkubo, *Inuyasha by Rumiko Takahashi,

Anime- *Yu Yu Hakusho, *Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, *Soul Eater, *Blue Exorcist, *Inuyasha, *Cowboy Bebop, Mob Psycho 100, .hack//SIGN , the Promised Neverland, Paranoia Agent, Tokyo Ghoul, Hellsing Ultimate

 Super Hero

Movies- Hellboy (2004), Ghost Rider (2007), the Incredibles (2004), Batman Beyond return of the Joker (2000), TMNT (2007), Logan (2017), Black Panther (2018), Sky High (2005), Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse (2018), Justice League Crisis on Two Earths (2010), Batman Under the Red Hood (2010)

Comics- Animal Man (New 52, 2011) DC Comics, Swamp Thing (New 52, 2011) DC Comics, BPRD Dark Waters (2012) Dark Horse Comics, Nextwave (Agents of HATE, 2006) Marvel Comics

Animated Series- Batman the Animated Series, X-Men Evolution, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), Darkwing Duck, the Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans (2005), Static Shock, Green Lantern the Animated Series

 Cartoons and TV shows

Over the Garden Wall, The Simpsons (Treehouse of Horrors), Regular Show (Terror Tales of the Park), Adventure Time (Stakes), Scooby-Doo Where Are You/What’s New Scooby-Doo,  El Tigre the Adventures of Manny Rivera, Phineas and Ferb (Night of the Living Pharmacists), Gravity Falls, Good Omens, Miracle Workers, Grimm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, What We Do In the Shadows, Hotel Transylvania the series, Wolf’s Rain, Danny Phantom, Aaahh Real Monsters, the Munsters, So Weird, Tutenstein, Gargoyles, Xena Warrior Princess, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Tales from the Crypt, Goosebumps, Samurai Jack, Metalocalypse, Super Jail, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Futurama, the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, *Beetlejuice (animated series), Sabrina the Animated Series, the Owl House, Bewitched, Growing Up Creepy, the Addams Family (animated series), a Series of Unfortunate Events, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Star VS the Forces of Evil, Amphibia, Infinity Train, Penn Zero Part-Time Hero, Murder She Wrote, the Venture Bros, Avatar the Last Airbender, Invader ZIM, People of Earth, Star Trek Next Gen, Rick and Morty, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

[gideongrace]

The Pandemic Survival Guide

The world feels like it's going to hell, so here is a list of cute, dumb, happy, fun things to cheer people up so we can try and survive this disaster.

Youtube:

-Jenna Marbles - Cute craft projects, weirdness and dogs.

-Julian Solomita - Jenna's boyfriend Julien has a cooking show and it's adorable.

-Wood Hawker/beat em ups - Wood is the cutest goober of all time, he has two channels, one is beat em ups, where he talks about nintendo switch and one is Wood Hawker where he just does goofy, fun stuff.

-Monster Factory - So these guys, the mcelroy brothers, make monsters in games like Fallout and WWE Wrestling and name them stuff like Snack Braff. It's hilarious.

-MEF (Movies Explained For) - This guy named Jeb does comedy reviews of movies with titles like "Back to the Future part 2 explained for realists!" and "Overboard explained for rich folks!"

-the try guys - Four guys try out all different sorts of stuff, from lie detectors to wearing corsets to baking cakes without recipes.

- unraveled - One of the greatest dorks ever BDG (Brian David Gilbert) does videos like "every sonic game is blasphemous" and "which dark souls boss is the best manager?"

-Satisfying slime video

-Hot knife cuts through stuff

-The lockpicking lawyer - This guy teaches you how to break any lock. It's oddly calming.

-kinda funny's internet explorerz - Basically the best of the dumb stuff on the internet packed into an hour long show every week.

-Markiplier doing a clickhole quiz about fucking rl stine.

-That time on murder she wrote - A comedy review show of the show murder she wrote.

my favorite asmr channels:

-raphytaffy - Lots of noises and whispering.

-shadowywhispers - Soooo many rps from overwatch to batman to captain america sam falcon to stuff like werewolf boyfriend, demon knight boyfriend and the android chronicles: syndicate.

-gibiasmr - Lots of sounds and whispering and clicking noises.

-jojoasmr - Really visual asmr.

-heatherfeather asmr - She does lots of roleplays and has a very soft voice.

-asmrdarling - Lots of different sounds and roleplays.

-dr. t asmr - This one is weird in the best way. He does like sci-fi asmr and calls viewers "the tingledroid army".

TV Shows:

-Lois and Clark - A cheesy 90s version of Superman that focuses more on the relationship between Lois Lane and Clark Kent as reporters while also having goofy villains every week.

-Golden Girls - Do people exist who don't know what Golden Girls is? Sophia Petrillo is the best, fiestiest little old lady ever.

-Brooklyn Nine-Nine - This show is the funniest, nicest, best, most diverse show on tv.

-Schitt's Creek - This show is just so gay.

-Yuri on Ice! - Gay ice skating boys fall in love! That's it. That's the show! Really, though.

-Jane the Virgin - A virgin gets accidentally inceminated, the girl (who is engaged to somebody else) falls in love with the guy whose kid it is, the kid gets kidnapped... this is an english language telenovella.(With voiceovers!)

Movies:

-Evolution - David Duchovny, Sean William Scott and Orlando Jones fight aliens with head & shoulders shampoo. No, really.

-Clueless - 90s LA retelling of Jane Austen's Emma.

-Blockers - Three girls try to get laid on prom night. (And one of them is queer!)

-Street Fighter - Um, this movie has this scene in it.

-Knives Out - The best modern whodunit about rich people getting what they deserve ever.

-In & Out - 90s gay film that's about an adorable gay english teacher coming out.

-Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil - Two backwoods dorks rent a cabin in the woods and a bunch of teens mistake them for serial killers.

To All The Boys I've Loved Before - This movie is one of the cutest rom-coms I've ever seen. A teenage girl's sister sends out all her sister's unsent love letters.

-French Kiss - So a french thief (Kevin Kline with an accent) hides a necklace he's stolen in the bag of this American girl (Meg Ryan) and has to follow after her as she tries to get her boyfriend back and of course the thief and the girl fall in love.

-You Should Meet My Son! - A super cute movie about a mom realizing her son is gay and trying to find him a boyfriend.

Short, Sweet (Harringrove) Fic:

-rockisdead by flippyspoon

Billy is an instathot and Steve is into it.

-boldly go by tracy7307

Star trek but harringrove and Billy is a betazoid.

-homemade by lazybaker

So basically this one is like a Miyazaki movie, but Harringrove.

-starry night, portrait hung by lucdarling

Billy is a painter and he wants to paint Steve.

-I'm Falling Again (But This Time It's In Love With You) by greyspilot

The boys are just really sweet in this canon fic.

Stand-up comedians:

-John Mulaney

-Jim Gaffigan

-Trevor Noah

-Gabriel Iglesias

Music:

-chilledcow lo-fi - youtube

-chilledcow lo-fi spotify

-notice my lo-fi, senpai playlist by be_honest on spotify

-night runner - magnum bullets music video

-dance music - playlist by bree_cheese

-exciteable music - playlist by bree_cheese

-pretty - pretty songs playlist by bree_cheese

podfics/audiobooks

-audiobooks for the damned - A whole bunch of people did audiobook recordings of movie novelizations.

-the art of running by pprfaith, read by reena jenkins - The fast and the furious if Brian was a girl and gets together with Dom.

-dilf by twentysomething - teenwolf podfic read by rhea314 - Scott and Jackson are Derek's sons and Stiles is Scott's kindergarten teacher.

-drop dead gorgeous written by maya, read by heatherifics - The harry potter fanfic where Harry and Draco are Aurors and Harry is part Veela.

other stuff:

-The original script to the movie The Room.

-i write like - A website that allows you to put in bits of your writing to see what famous author you write like.

-squishables - Giant, spherical plushes.

-Not without you: a big, massive, hardcover stucky anthology.

I'll also be making other lists and tagging them #thepandemicsurvivalguide.

If you have anything to add to this list (fics, art, comics, shows, books, whatever) please reblog this and add it!

[postpunkindustrial]

Wire Mix: DJ Marcelle/Another Nice Mess

Tracklist, “in order of appearance, but not necessarily disappearance”:

PIL “Careering (Peel Session)” (DJ Marcelle edit) Zoviet France “Vlaag” Pinnel “Quarry” (Weardale) Assel “Sprechhund” DJ Marcelle/Another Nice Mess ”Artritis II” African Head Charge “Disciplined And Dignified” Mama Bär “Hund Katze Whisper Violence” Pavel Milyakov “202” Jan St Werner & Mark E Smith “VS Canceled” DJ Marcelle/Another Nice Mess “Everything Not Yet (Too Long Dub)” Mark E Smith “Totally Wired (A cappella)” DJ Diaki “But Show Diaki 4” Rully Shabara “Faring” Jenzi “Sparbeats” Lolina “Good Or Bad” Salem Tradition “Kabaré (Alma Negra Rework)” Ernst Thoma “Modern Tracks No 7” Stine Janvin “Like Last Night” Ana Roxanne “It's A Rainy Day On The Cosmic Shore” Gaia Tones “Yang: Wonkadonk” Group Tanbour Chagos “Charli-Mandarin” Dale Cornish “Nag” Nurse With Wound “The Church Of Esoteric Practices” Metal Preyers “14 Skull Head Stompeed” Muslimgauze “Rouge Amin Fraction” Yayaya “Le Hanga” Henning Christiansen “Schafe Statt Geigen Op 186” Au Pairs “Headache (For Michelle) (Remix)” Brian Case “Ubu” Ka Baird “Spiritus Operis” Robert Ashley & Cynthia Liddell “Purposeful Lady Slow Afternoon” Native Instrument “Thud” Lori Goldston “Sisters (An Interpretive Scansion Of The Call To Prayer)”

[rjzimmerman]

The fuck who did this violated federal and California state laws. I hope that the asshole is identified, arrested and punished severely. But if the culprit is a rancher, trump will pardon her/him, so what the fuck difference does it make?

The endangered female gray wolf with the identity OR-54. (U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service)

Excerpt from this story from Smithsonian:

In January 2018, a female gray wolf left her pack in Oregon and began a long, meandering journey in search of a new pack or a mate. Known as OR-54 to biologists who tracked her through a GPS radio-collar, the wolf wandered through California, briefly crossed into Nevada, and made two trips back into Oregon. She covered at least 8,712 miles, according to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. But then, in December of last year, her collar seemed to stop working.

A few weeks later, report Ryan Sabalow and Dale Kasler of the Sacramento Bee, the collar sent out a signal. Biologists traced the location and, to their dismay, they discovered that OR-54 had died.

“Unfortunately, what they found was her carcass,” Jordan Traverso, a Department of Fish and Wildlife spokeswoman, tells Maria Cramer of the New York Times.

In a statement, the department gave few details, saying only that it is “currently investigating the circumstances surrounding OR-54’s death.” But the statement did caution that “[g]ray wolves are covered under both the Federal Endangered Species Act as well as the California Endangered Species Act” and “killing a wolf is a potential crime and subject to serious penalties including imprisonment.”

OR-54 is believed to have been three or four years old at the time of her death. It is not unusual for wolves to break off from their natal packs, in order to search for a new group or to form a pack of their own. But OR-54’s journey fascinated biologists because it was “extraordinarily long,” Misi Stine, outreach director at the International Wolf Center in Minnesota, tells the Times. She travelled further south in California than any wolf since OR-7’s return to the state nine years ago.

On multiple occasions, OR-54 crossed into the territory of the Lassen Pack, the only known wolf group in California, according to the Sacramento Bee. But for the most part, her journey appeared to be a solitary one.

[goalhofer]

2020 Olympics Norway Roster

Athletics

Karsten Warholm (Ulsteinvik)

Filip Ingebrigtsen (Sandnes)

Jakob Ingebrigtsen (Sandnes)

Håvard Haukenes (Bergen)

Sondre Guttormsen (Ski)

Narve Gilje-Nordås (Voll)

Sondre Norstad-Moen (Trondheim)

Ola Isene II (Lier)

Eivind Henriksen (Oslo)

Martin Roe (Bergen)

Amalie Iuel (Bærum)

Karoline Bjerkeli-Grøvdal (Ålesund)

Hedda Hynne (Skien)

Line Kloster (Asker)

Lene Retzius (Ringsaker)

Diving

Anne Tuxen (Stavanger)

Golf

Viktor Hovland (Stillwater, Oklahoma)

Kristian Krogh-Johannessen (Drammen)

Tonje Frydenberg-Daffinrud (Østerås)

Gymnastics

Sofus Heggemsnes (Oslo)

Julie Erichsen (Bergen)

Handball

Sander Sagosen (Stavanger)

Bjarte Myrhol (Oslo)

Petter Øverby (Kongsvinger)

Kristian Sæverås (Oslo)

Kent Tønnesen (Lørenskog)

Magnus Jøndal (Tomter)

Kristian Bjørnsen (Stavanger)

Magnus Gullerud (Kongsvinger)

Christian O’Sullivan (Oslo)

Harald Reinkind (Tønsberg)

Torbjørn Sitterup-Bergerud (Drammen)

Kevin Maagerø-Gulliksen (Oslo)

Magnus Rød (Oslo)

Magnus Fredriksen (Vestfossen)

Simen Holand-Pettersen (Tønsberg)

Henny Reistad (Oslo)

Veronica Egebakken-Kristiansen (Drammen)

Marit Malm-Frafjord (Tromsø)

Stine Skogrand (Bergen)

Nora Mørk (Oslo)

Stine Bredal-Oftedal (Oslo)

Silje Solberg (Bærum)

Kari Brattset-Dale (Fredrikstad)

Vilde Mortensen-Ingstad (Oslo)

Katrine Lunde (Kristianstad)

Marit Røsberg-Jacobsen (Narvik)

Camilla Herrem (Sola)

Sanna Solberg-Isaksen (Bærum)

Kristine Breistøl (Oslo)

Marta Tomac (Trondheim)

Vilde Ingeborg-Johansen (Tønsberg)

Rowing

Torjus Trømborg (Oslo)

Petter Solberg-Svingen (Oslo)

Trond Bjercke (Oslo)

Andreas Dugstad-Sørskaar (Oslo)

Marius Ahlsand (Oslo)

Jonathan Wang-Norderud (Oslo)

Kjetil Borch (Tønsberg)

Kristoffer Brun (Bergen)

Are Weierholt-Strandli (Stavanger)

Martin Helseth (Ålesund)

Jan Stabe-Helvig (Oslo)

Erik Solbakken (Fredrikstad)

Olaf Tufte (Tønsberg)

Swimming

Henrik Christiansen (Skjetten)

Tomoe Zenimoto-Hvas (Bærum)

André Klippenberg-Grindheim (Haugesund)

Ingeborg Vassbakk-Løyning (Bærum)

Taekwondo

Richard Ordemann (Nannestad)

Canoeing

Lars Ullvang (Haugesund)

Cycling

Tobias Svendsen-Foss (Vingrom)

Markus Hoelgaard (Stavanger)

Tobias Halland-Johannessen (Drøbak)

Erik Hægstad (Drammen)

Andreas Leknessund (Tromsø)

Tore Navrestad (Oslo)

Katrine Aalerud (Vestby)

Stine Andersen-Borgli (Sandnes)

Anita Stenberg (Drammen)

Anne Tuxen (Stavanger)

Equestrian

Geir Gulliksen (Lier)

Sailing

Endre Funnemark (Oslo)

Herman Tomasgaard (Lørenskog)

Anders Østre-Pedersen (Lørenskog)

Nicholas Fadler-Martinsen (Bergen)

Linn Høst (Oslo)

Helene Næss (Tønsberg)

Marie Rønningen (Bærum)

Martine Steller-Mortensen (Kristiansand)

Shooting

Jon-Hermann Hegg (Borgen)

Henrik Larsen (Fredrikstad)

Erik Watndal (Oslo)

Jeannette Hegg-Duestad (Tønsberg)

Jenny Stene (Lørenskog)

Triathlon

Kristian Blummenfelt (Bergen)

Gustav Iden (Bergen)

Casper Stornes (Askøy)

Lotte Miller (Stavanger)

Volleyball

Anders Berntsen-Mol (Stord)

Christian Sandlie-Sørum (Rælingen)

[tawneybel]

Male Yandere Characters

Note: Live-action examples of yandere, stalkers with a crush, etc. I gotta start watching more Japanese horror movies.

SPOILERS ABOUND. (Be free to suggest more characters.)

Emmet from All the Boys Love Mandy Lane 

Joey Cavanaugh from American Horror Story: 1984

Tate Langdon from American Horror Story: Murder House

Brahms Heelshire from The Boy

Noah Sandborn from The Boy Next Door 

James from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (“I Only Have Eyes for You”)

Candyman from Candyman 

Evan from Coffin Rock (Impregnation!! 💞)

Marti from Creeped Out (“Marti”)

Nathan from Knave (Crypt TV)

Heinrich Volmer from A Cure for Wellness

Max from Day of the Dead: Bloodline

Archie Benjamin from Drive-Thru 

Petyr Baelish from Game of Thrones

Gordo Moseley from The Gift 

the beast from Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed 

Jervis Tetch from Gotham (Added 10/6/2024.)

Ryan Smulson from Grimm

Kal from Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge 

Matthew Brown from Hannibal 

Jason Dean from Heathers 

Dale Madden from How to Get away with Murder (“I Want You to Die”) 

Adrian Griffin from The Invisible Man 

Robert Griffin from The Invisible Man’s Revenge (Added 9/14/2023.)

Jareth from The Labyrinth 

Gabe Lewis from The Office

Alan Santini from Opera 

Topper Thornton from Outer Banks (Added 3/10/2023.)

Thomas from P2

Patrick Thompson from Patrick 

Richard Fenton from Prom Night 

Bob from Psych (“Dead Air”) 

Patrick Hess from Psych (“Juliet Wears the Pantsuit”)

Henry from The Purge (The movie.)

Jackson Rippner from Red Eye

Max from The Resident 

Billy Merrit from R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour: The Series (“My Sister the Witch”)

Brendan from R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour: The Series (“Terrible Love”)

Jack Woodley from Sherlock Holmes (“The Solitary Cyclist”)

Charlie Evans from Star Trek: The Original Series (“Charlie X”)

Andy from Sorority Row

Kurt Mueller from Supernatural (“Heart”) 

Matt Daehler from Teen Wolf 

Chad from Trilogy of Terror

David Strine from Unsane 

Joe Goldberg from You

To watch list (these were on others’ yandere lists, anyway):

Plush

Shut in 

Uncanny

Note: My list on IMDB. 

[wiremagazine]

OUT & ABOUT: PALACE RINGS IN A RIP ROARING 2020 IN ROYAL GLAM STYLE WITH THE ROARING 20S NYE CELEBRATION

By John Stein | Photos by Dale Stine

Palace is celebrating the new year in grand glitz style fit for a queen at NYE Glam 2020, taking place Tuesday, December 31 at 1052 Ocean Drive. Tiffany Fantasia will host the evening with performances by Shanaya Bright, Daniel Vasquez, Kalah Mendoza, Joanna James, Akasha O'Hara Lords, Poizon Ivy, Elishaly D'Witshes, Olga Dantelly, and Yeisa Jovovich; and music by DJ Cesar Hernandez. Packages start at $95 per person for a three course prix fixe dinner that includes a glass of champagne. You can also enjoy a three course prix fixe dinner with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot for $195. Heavy rollers can order a bottle of Dom Perignon for $495.

Palace owner Thomas Donall and his famous drag queens have a lot to celebrate in the new year. Just a few years ago, no one was certain Miami's storied drag restaurant and bar would even remain. When Tom announced Palace would be relocating from its original spot at 1020 Ocean Drive, the community feared it meant the end of the long-standing entertainment mecca.  At its final blowout celebration, Tom vowed to bring it back at a bigger location that has a hotel and make it an LGBTQ center. He spent months driving up and down Ocean Drive on his scooter and talking to property owners. Tom even considered spots off of Ocean Drive, but realized they wouldn't do. "If I took Palace off the Drive, it wouldn't be the same Palace," explained Tom.

The space he would eventually choose was one of the first locations Tom looked at. "It's perfect," he says now. "It's a much larger space with indoor and outdoor seating areas and a front patio with awnings that allows the queens to perform like never before, and our fabulous rooftop bar and pool." Palace's storied past stretches back to 1988 when Steve Palsar first opened the restaurant in a Miami Beach much different from the city we know and love today. Back then, there were no restaurants on Ocean Drive. Palace would usher in a whole new era that would eventually lead to cafes up and down the street and the strip becoming a literal runway for celebrities like Elton John, Madonna, and even royalty like Princess Diana.

By the turn of the millennium, however, the heyday had ended and Palace fell into decline. Thomas Donall, a nightclub owner and designer from Michigan, took over the restaurant and bar in 2007. In addition to launching a major renovation, he introduced daily drag on-the-street shows, Palace's now famous drag brunch, and weekly T-Dances. In fact, on Sunday, December 29 at 5 p.m. Palace will host its last T-Dance for the year with performances by Ebonee Excel, Akasha O'hara Lords and Shanaya Bright – and no cover charge.  

Tom says he has loved watching as the Palace has evolved from a spot mostly frequented by the gay community to a place that families from around the world come to enjoy its shows. "I love that Palace never went mainstream. Mainstream came to us. With greater acceptance, the future looks brighter than ever." Palace is open 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. daily.

Make your reservations for Palace's NYE Glam 2020 at info@palacesouthbeach.com.

Palace Bar. 1052 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach. 305.531.7234

This was originally published in Wire Magazine Issue 26.2019

[rubykgrant]

As somebody with about 35 cousins, and half of them are younger than me (ranging from a couple years to toddlers), I have been asked to tell many a spooky story (once, 4 cousins literally said “Tell us a Halloween story” in the middle of July, so I just told them the slightly condensed-version of the Halloween Tree. they loved it~). When the kids are old enough to read a bit on their own, I love giving them books as gifts (I will literally put a stack of books on some wrapping paper, and wrap the whole thing). Depending on what an individual kid is interested in/how old they are, I try to give them things they’ll enjoy. I also collect multiple copies of books I know well, because that way everybody gets the chance to experience the books for themselves. I still tell them stories that I either make up on the fly, or are re-tellings of something creepy that really happened to me, or give them the abridged-version of a long book/movie, but they love getting their own books too! Anyway, I’m a crazy list-maker, so here; some spooky books for kids that I always collect when I look through books shops/thrift stores~

For Little Kids; Bunnicula by James and Deborah Howe, How to Drive Your Family Crazy on Halloween by Dean Marney, No Flying in the House by Betty Brock, Goosebumps (series) by RL Stine,  the Witches by Roald Dahl,  the Worst Witch by Jill Murphy, Night of the Werepoodle by Constance Hiser,         Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C O'Brien, the Bailey School Kids (series) by by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Jones, a Ghost Named Fred by Nathaniel Benchley, the Teacher from the Black Lagoon by Mike Thaler, a Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, Sasquatch by Roland Smith, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (the Chronicles of Narnia) by CS Lewis, Coraline by Neil Gaiman

For Big Kids and Younger Teens;  a Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle, Stonewords a Ghost Story by Pam  Conrad, the  Halloween Tree by Ray Bradbury,      HECK where the bad kids go (series) by Dale E Bayse,   Deep and Dark and Dangerous by Mary Downing Hahn,   Wait Till Helen Comes by Mary  Downing Hahn, the Dark Pond by Joseph Bruchac, Well Witched (Verdigris Deep) by Frances Hardinge, Among the Hidden by Margaret Peterson Haddix, the City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau, Doll Bones by Holly Black, Fear Street (series) by RL Stine, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (Treasury) by Alvin Schwartz and illustrated by Stephen Gammell, the Neverending Story by Michael Ende, Animorphs (series) by KA Applegate

For Older Teens and Young Adults;  Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman,  Malice by Chris Wooding,   Scorpion Shards (Star Shards Chronicles) by Neal Shusterman, Another by Yukito Ayatsuji, Carrie by Stephen King, Joyland by Stephen King, the Girl who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King, Firestarter by Stephen King, the Road by Cormac McCarthy, the House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer, Frozen Charlotte by Alex Bell, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, Uglies (series) by Scott Westerfeld

love how kids are always so uncontrollably ravenous for horror. they beg you to tell them spooky stories even when they know it will give them nightmares. every school has gruesome rumours about the kid who fell off their chair or tripped onto a cloakroom peg. we used to stand in the playground of my primary school staring up at the castle looming across from us and swear we could see a ghostly figure wave before plummeting endlessly to the water below…. all of this passion and yet most kid’s horror media is complete shit. what a waste.

[sweetie-buttons]

Goosebumps Commentary: Most Wanted The Haunted Mask

He recognized his visitor at once. He gasped. And cried out:

“What are you doing here?” The shopkeeper?

The younger man squinted into the light at William. “Is that any way to greet your brother? Maybe his brother is the shopkeeper?

“I can’t believe that creature is still alive.” Randolph raised the case in front of him like a shield. “Can you make him stop that ugly snarling?” Is this why they haven’t talked in years, because he didn’t like his brother’s dog?

Randolph grabbed the green mask – the Haunted Mask. He gripped it in both hands. Dove forward – raised it high, and tugged the mask down over William’s head. Siblings, am I right?

There’s a drawing of a mask in pen at the end of Chapter 6. I assume these are really clear pictures of the pages irl, since I’m reading it online.

The last sounds William heard were the quiet whimpers of Hansel, just outside the closet door. Okay, we have facial horror and character death to start off the book. I’m invested.

Her problem is that she’s soooo serious. All the time. […] She’s into Green Power, and saving the bald eagles, and she’s a vegetarian. Yeah, vegetarians can’t be fun people.

“Do you know how to spell tragic?”

“Of course I do. I didn’t have to take first grade three times like you.” Oh burn?

“Just tell me what’s so tragic.”

“My dad bought a pumpkin farm,” he said. I guess he’s not a fan of pumpkins?

“Here comes the tragic part. He got permission to take me out of school all week so I can help out on the farm.” I can’t tell which of those options are worse.

“Oh, yes. So where am I going to be spending Halloween? In a pumpkin patch.” At least it’s appropriate for the holiday.

“I have to go scare my little brother now.” She’s off to fulfill Big Sister Duties.

We get along great even though we’re so different. Siblings that get along? In a Goosebumps book?

The only thing we fight about is breakfast – toaster waffles or toaster pancakes? Reasonable thing to fight about.

“The scary part is…Evil Boris lives in your closet, Mitch. He lives in the back of your clothes closet.” That story should be titled I Live in Your Clothes Closet!

Mitch grabbed the door handle. He pulled open the door – and a hideous old man with long curled fangs and a dangling eyeball came roaring out at him. I don’t think I get any points for predicting that it’s a cat scare.

My friend Brad Delaney pulled off the old-man mask. At least it’s not the same one Steve wore, if he can pull it off.

“Well…what if we put on ugly masks like this one. Only we wear them backwards.” He pulled the mask over his head and spun it around so that the face part was on the back of his head. Then we put our clothes on backwards and we walk backwards into Polly’s house and we –” That was actually a good idea until the second part.

“Because if the mask is on backwards, you can’t see a thing. You’re totally blind.” Oh right, because of the lack of eyeholes. I take it back, the entire idea is dumb.

I gaped at the enormous, ugly gorilla in the doorway. Wasn’t there a gorilla mask mentioned in the first THM?

Devin, Brad, Marcus, and I hang out together all the time, I guess because we’re the only kids we know who don’t take things too seriously and who like to laugh all the time, even if we’re being total jerks. Apparently no other kid in the location of this book isn’t a total stick-in-the-mud.

On Halloween night, I went to Polly’s party as a vampire. Stine trying to make up for his lack of vampire books.

She talks to everyone like they’re all five years old. I feel bad for Polly.

She’s actually a very nice person, and she’s a good mom. She lets Polly have sleepovers at her house all the time. And Polly can stay up as late as she wants, even on school nights. She seems like a good mom at the time when she lets you, but the next day it’s not as fun.

“The attic,” I murmured. Let’s just hope there’s no invisibility mirrors in there.

I started to pull it on. Get ready to pull your own face off.

It looked like a bald man with his mouth frozen open in a scream. The top of the head was split open, and bright red blood appeared to flow down both sides of his face. …That is actually quite disturbing. So if you put on the mask and take it off, you become a mask yourself? Or did they mistake his actual head as a mask? Doubtful, since then the rest of his body would be there.

I glanced up at the ceiling light. Don’t pull it in case it transports you to a mirror world or something.

I grabbed the ugly mask and pulled it on. Really? After what he said? I don’t expect you to immediately believe him, but surely you’d have some hesitation.

“Only an act of unbelievable kindness can remove it,” he said. I guess “symbol of love” is trademarked.

“You’re so UGLY!” she shrieked. Is that any way to talk to someone who just kindly offered to help you find your way home?

Maybe I could use the evil of the Haunted Mask to chase the ghost from the closet. The ghost tried to warn you about the mask. What’s with the automatic assumption that he’s evil?

Saving Polly wasn’t enough. Because the ghost wasn’t actually evil, meaning you were doing the opposite of an “act of kindness” (again, is “symbol of love” trademarked?).

I mean, have you ever looked at pumpkin leaves?

They are big dudes. Apparently pumpkin leaves are “dudes”.

And those fat, ugly leaves are noisy, too. Alright, I was mistaken, he was calling the pumpkins dudes. But that’s still weird.

Dad says I have a runaway imagination. So does Lu-Ann, as she mentioned.

Her face is round and her body is round. As if she’s built of pumpkins!

But I’m being unfair. She is actually very nice. She has a warm, friendly smile and a soft voice, and she gave me an extra stack of pancakes this morning, which were great. Yeah, stop with the fatphobia.

It’s such a pain to have a sister who is wrong all the time.

It’s an even bigger pain to have two sisters who are always wrong. I’d say it’s a bigger pain to have a sister who is right all the time.

So, I try not to complain. I only tell him how much I hate it here five or ten times a day. Wow, that I amazing restraint. I would’ve complained about being in places I didn’t like five or ten times an hour.

He keeps calling the pumpkins he stepped in “pumpkin guts”. Yeah, someone slaughtered that pumpkin and scooped out its insides.

“You mean our usual man-to-man talk where you tell me I’m acting like a jerk?”

“Yes,” he said. “That talk.” Ah, father-son time.

“I’m warning you, boy,” he said.

He only calls me boy when he is angry.

“One more crazy sunt, and you’ll be grounded for a month after we get home. And no cell-phone privileges for a month. I mean it.”

“No phone? Dad, that’s like cutting off my oxygen!” Same, Devin. I included the “boy” part just because I found it semi-funny.

“They’re alive!” Dale cried, screaming in fright. Cat scare.

“From inside a pumpkin, he can shift to another shape. Another body. He can be a human or an animal. Guess what human or animal he is.

And no one can rise up from the dead and take the shape of…

…of a black cat? Okay, it’s not Zeus the cat. It’s just not.

It was a comedy about a boy who switches bodies with his father. Genderflipped Freaky Friday?

“He’s just a cat, Devin. That’s all.” Called it.