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pirateprincessjess · 9 months ago

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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katsinspats · 3 months ago

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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

#art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this #I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind #Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out #Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it #Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers #Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out #comic

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abisalli · 5 months ago

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I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

#young justice 1998 #kon el #tim drake #bart allen #dc comics #robin (tim drake)#superboy #impulse #my art #digital art #you thought Tim would actually change his suit? he's still a bat #and for the sake of the funny let's ignore that Kon was wearing his normal suit on Hawaii so I guess he can handle the heat #also ignore that I changed the shading style four times orz

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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puppppppppy · 2 months ago

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Bridge to turnabout doodles

#EDGEWORTH WITH THE CRANE FOLDING IS SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE LOL #and hearing characters react to his glare + his own monologue about it is peak #I wanna revisit the first case after I finish this now that I now abt Diego Armando #I think that whole debacle had to do with dahlia also poisoning him but since I didn’t know much abt him at the time I wanna see again #iris and pearl have similar glaring(?) faces and its really cute #when I went to visit iris again in the detention centre after poking around the temple i was startled when gumshoe followed me LOL #I guess hes kind of like my substitute for maya???#and they voiced edgeworths take that line when I had to use the Magatama thats so neat!!!!#I squinted and they did the same thing for the dialogue button and talk screens- his silhouette is where phoenix’s would be #I thought that was a really nice subtle touch #doodles #my art #myart #ace attorney #aa #trials and tribulations #bridge to turnabout #im still really early in the case though #mia fey #iris fey #diego armando #dick gumshoe #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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minxinq · 13 days ago

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blazamy band/idol au lalala

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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Baby weirded out the others in FNAF sister location..

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punnifullife · 7 months ago

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more robstar art but now ft. some batfam!! This doesn't even scratch the surface of doodles i'll be posting...still mostly robstar but now I got other plans involving the batfam hehe

#robstar #batfam #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #koriand'r #dickory #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #uhhh #sorry for flooding/long post #punnifulart #if y'all got fun ideas that go along with them lmk and i might draw it bc this has been fun #also my starfire is still the tt03 version because i think her personality would be soooo funny with the batfam

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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calocera · 27 days ago

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#finally drawing this after saying i would in um…october 2023….#hopefully it’s still funny #but also i think i FINALLY drew a weyoun that actually sort of looks like him #my art #star trek #weyoun #corat damar #dayoun

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 6 months ago

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See one of the unrealized beautiful things about Jean and Neil's friendship is that the more they hang out, the more their boyfriends have to hang out, too. Andrew and Jeremy actually have a lot of potential as friends, Andrew actually likes nice people, i think Jeremy is capable of getting Andrew to talk with him, they are both blonde Californians with dark taste in partners, they hate cops, they have weird relationships with their siblings, but they take mental health seriously, and they dont make Exy their whole personality. While Jean and Neil are having a complicated crime filled lovehate, "we are brothers from the same messed up family" friendship. Jeremy and Andrew could actually develop a really nice, uncomplicated friendship where they babysit the others' bf when they are in town.

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #the sunshine court #tsc #jean moreau #jeremy knox #andrew minyard #jerejean #andreil #they could all be besties #lol that one moment where Jean and Andrew leave them for a minute and Neil and Jeremy realise they have never really spoken to each other 🤣#they have exy to fall back on #but still 🤣#as funny as Jeremy and Neil being awkward with each other is funny #i could see them being allies in helping jean #i just love the idea that they unnerve the other #if jean and andrew hung out more they would get along fine i think #lookit andrew being the social butterfly of the andriel pairing lol neil just too unhinged 🤣

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nenoname · 1 month ago

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"Alright, line up for some affectionate noogie-ing!"

(bonus newspaper attacks and fez pets)

#stan pines #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #gravity falls #the little giftshop of horrors one technically isn't canon #and he immediately rips out her hair a frame after this😭#but it's also the first ep where he calls her sweetie #so it's still a look into his state at this point of the series #....minus the 'would kidnap a random guy cos they wouldn't buy anything'#it's a shame that scaryoke is basically the last time he has adventures with the kids before nwhs cos hes focused on the portal tho #which is funny cos im pretty sure a huge aspect of the 'he knows about weirdness' reveal was so he could have said adventures with them #but i think he only really has that fight with the animatronic badger with none of them around

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tizeline · 2 months ago

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Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

#also it's very possible that they do trick or treating in the hidden city #but im projecting my own jealousy of american trick or treating traditions onto leo so whatever #okay so we DO have trick or treating in my country #but like it looks way more fun in the us you guys know how to celebrate halloween lemme tell ya #it WOULD be funny if yokai did trick or treating but they dressed up as humans instead of monsters haha #if that were the case leo still wouldn't be able to go trick or treating bc draxum would forbid it #lmaoooo draxum would be the equivalent of those christians who hate on halloween for being “demonic”#tizel art #my art #digital art #tiz sep au #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt au #tmnt #rottmnt #leo #donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rise leo #rise donnie #disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins

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ratbastarddotfuck · 2 months ago

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if you're a white person taking pleasure in the idea that Trump voters of colour are experiencing racist violence from white trumpers because "they got what's coming to them" I don't think you're anti-racist at all, I think you were just waiting for an acceptable target, and you're also fucking weird.

Bad Person Deserves Punishment For Their Sins give me a fucking break and get yourself out of the fucking catholic church. you're all prison abolitionists until you see someone you don't like.

#assholes still do not deserve to be victims of bigotry #people will crow this up and down until they find someone they think is a big enough asshole to really deserve it #watch your cognitive dissonance kids #i really am only speaking to white people here. as a white person.#POC can feel however they feel.#though i still don't think it's an appropriate sentiment to turn into Political Praxis there is of course a need to vent #like idk i don't find any marginalised suffering under fascism funny. i think it's fucking sad.#i think it is sad when right wing gay people experience homophobia and i think it is sad when right wing trans people experience transphobia #and when right wing disabled people experience ableism and when right wing women experience misogyny #leopards eating faces is funny when it's about like. rich people or misogynists or whatever it's.#do you understand that this is punching down?#why are we wasting our energy hoping for the victimisation of specific marginalised people #this would be a great time to do some outreach but instead everyone is just fucking MOCKING THEM #you're so fucking stupid you don't care about The Cause you care about Winning #this shit makes me furious.#have some compassion #the system speaks #USpol #Trump #racism #politics

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