#still freaks the skibidi

[bekabossu]

Some muinnes for @boeperhaps but I shall allow the rest of the swtd fandom to see it too 😌

[thgegooberguy]

Ermmmm hey chaaat

How’s it goin’ 🦐🦐💥‼️ 🐟

I’m Jed (She/He, 16) and ermmm, yeah I cross animals 😁😁😁 I’ve been playing since last christmas and MIGHT be a little be gooberish about it 🐟🐠🌴

My favorite villager is Simon and I also just have a general interest in fish 🚶‍♂️💥‼️

Also also!! Always happy to have moots so feel free to ermmm, chat

I don’t have nintendo online so I can’t really play with anyone but if anyone wants to teach me how friend codes work, ermmm…. 🍐 💖🌟

anyway ermmm

TOODLES 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[suiana]

This looks cursed

yandere! babysitter taking care of you when you suddenly turn into a kid. oh no! his beloved darling is now a kid! don't worry, he's here to save the day!

and gosh, you're just the cutest as a kid! all big eyed and squishy cheeks! he's smitten with you through and through! he's got to take a whole album of pictures and videos to remember this!

that is... well, until he realizes that your mischievous tomfoolery is ramped up to the max. your humour also seems to have regressed because you're quoting stuff he's never heard in his ENTIRE life. actually he has. but it's from the other little kids he's babysitted and he still has no idea what they mean.

and now he's forced to watch skibidi toilet with you???

"oh yeah this is where it gets really good. titan cinemaman and titan cameraman help titan speakerman get back to normal. really cool stuff."

"erm... okay..."

"oh gman toilet is apparently good now too? something something astro toilets... im not too sure..."

"bro."

it's the fact that he can't even leave you to be alone cause physically you're a 5 year old. what happens if you want to reach for something on the counter but you can't? you're gonna hurt yourself!

and there's no way he's letting you hurt yourself. not on his watch. he's not called the ultimate babysitter for no reason!

"baby! you can't climb up the table! it's dangerous-"

"bla bla bla YOU CAN'T STOP ME *shoves the powder off the table*"

now he's forced to clean up your mess?? god damn it, were you like this when you were a kid too??? so this is where your mean habits originated...

he seriously hopes you turn back to your normal form soon. because while having a kid you is cute and all, he REALLY doesn't need you to be crawling all over the house like a freaking cockroach and messing everything up.

"baby! no! don't eat the toilet paper!!!"

"okay that's it, now you're making me want to eat more."

"no!!!!"

[solkver]

airdrop ⋆·˚ ༘ *

#%! social media au

#%! lee sohee x male reader

featuring! kim daniel (kyuded) as yn, giselle (aespa), mrld as their band

synopsis! bored sohee decides that airdropping memes at his best friend's gig would be the best way to kill the boredom. much to his luck, the drummer of his best friend's band, who he's been crushing on for years, is the one that got his meme airdropped to.

content warning! angst, fluff, smut, profanities, suggestive jokes, kys/kms jokes, nsfw themes, mean jokes, ☁︎ means chapter includes written parts

authors note! sohee down bad and a boy kisser! heavy on the smut, sporadic updates but I'll try to create a schedule, feel free to comment your @ or send an ask on my inbox to be added to the taglist! obviously mlm, some parts would be half written.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 started...! 241018 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 updated...! 250126

ongoing! taglist still open ⌗

i. PROFILES !!

𓏔 chapter 00 ! goofy goofertons 𓏔 chapter 00 ! studio crashers

ii. CHAPTERS !!

𓏔 chapter 01 ! a little life might've been nice 𓏔 chapter 02 ! outfit repeater 𓏔 chapter 03 ! fuck the digital footprint 𓏔 chapter 04 ! f around and find out 𓏔 chapter 05 ! rate my rizz 𓏔 chapter 06 ! I wish he was real 𓏔 chapter 07 ! now hold on a minute 𓏔 chapter 08 ! I'm watching you weirdo 𓏔 chapter 09 ! what did I just say ☁︎ chapter 10 ! what in the skibidi 𓏔 chapter 11 ! can you be normal 𓏔 chapter 12 ! homosexuality chooses no time ☁︎ chapter 13 ! you guys are freaks! 𓏔 chapter 14 ! alright mysterious princess 𓏔 chapter 15 ! chop chop liar ☁︎ chapter 16 ! are the gays done fighting yet? 𓏔 chapter 17 ! fucking hate faggots 𓏔 chapter 18 ! you just don't get love like I do 𓏔 chapter 19 ! woah what the sigma ?? 𓏔 chapter 20 ! how many likes to kms 𓏔 chapter 21 ! time to investigate

taglist! @pinklemonade34 @luvkyu @naseobseob @kmusicreblogs @desafortuno @dontwannaexsist @onementally-unstabel-kid @kaijunodos @kaiyunsim @xavi-in-kpopland @prettybluei @gnusihcom @shuaeunie @leoleoleone @nootnootpinguuu @conwunder @lookateeznutz @reveluvie-12 @007chan @seokiebin

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[snakewithawitchhat]

Bill Headcanons

I have enough of these to fill up my guts whatever that means

Includes: Normal, readerxbill platonic, readerxbill romantic, freaky stuff he into

Normal

He definitely said skibidi once because he had no idea what it meant or where it came from

He would probably honest to god enjoy interacting with an iPad kid because he thinks they're fucking funny

Tea person over coffee

Probably reads books on the randomest subjects. Mostly they all have human psychology in common, though. Or anatomy.

His favorite kids movie is Wreck It Ralph, favorite adult movie is Shawn of The Dead (He doesn't believe British people are actually real and finds the movie funny), favorite horror movie is probably something really obscure and is just plain goreporn or something like that.

(In my opinion) I feel like if he had a more anthropomorphic form (legs and arms and body) it would probably be something VERY weird core or something like that. Like, extra limbs, weird ass colors, and random effects. He'd probably keep the triangle imagery, though.

Would definitely just say random ass shit to freak people out

He has a thing for teeth. Not, like, a weird thing or a sex thing. He just really thinks they're cool.

If he had an iPad... he'd spend all day either being your standard reddit user or an iPad kid.

Probably like King from The Owl House sometimes.

Speaking of TOH, he met The Collector once. He thought the kid was neat and played a few games of chess with him before leaving. Probably one of the inspirations for The Collector's insaneness

He also met The Core from Amphibia. Or at least knew the core existed.

His favorite human color is either red, yellow, or orange. It's really everything on the hot side of the color wheel tbh.

Platonic X reader

Dream invasion time-- He would SO rummage through your mind if you made a deal with him.

If you pissed him off, he'd probably jab a fork in your arm while possessing you. He wouldn't be as insane as he was with Stanford's body, though. He wants yours to work properly.

Dream demon or not, he probably had a Drea- NIGHTMARE... it was SO a nightmare... about having more fun with you if you built the portal.

Would be touchy. Not in a weird way (if you ask, he'll stop) but he'll just, like, pat your shoulder or something like that.

If Weirdmageddon 2 happens he is SO finding you and inviting you to his party. You're coming, too. You don't got a choice. Womp womp.

If one of his friends were to eat you, he'd probably be disappointed as all hell, but it really depends on how close you are with him. Besties? He'd kill that monster and resurrect you with the parts left. Just acquaintances? Who are you again?

Would still possess you even after he gets a physical form. (he likes to prank you)

Romantic X reader

Clingy bastard. If your insert is mortal, he'll be by your side 24/7 if Weirdmageddon is happening. Even if your insert ISN'T mortal.

Would be even MORE touchy.

He'd set up boundaries and be clear with his own while probably ignoring yours. (he isn't a great partner)

It's probably a toxic one-sided relationship at first. Bill is NOT a good person at ALL. He always had a goal in mind. He sees his romantic interest of you as a little thing that just ALSO happened.

Probably gets flustered by affection really easily if you're the one showing it.

He won't know much about human affections, so you'll probably have to show him the ropes.

Before you do THAT, though, he'll probably just bite you (with his freaky fucking eyeball mouth thing). Not even as a sexual or possessive thing. He just likes to bite you. It's like an awkward thing he can't control. Get too close and he can feel your warmth? Bite. Bite. BITE. It's not light stuff, though. It's always hard enough to draw blood. Purposeful or not. (It's not on purpose)

He doesn't get JEALOUS, but he does get a little insecure if you start getting infatuated with someone else.

If you're hurt from someone, you BEST know he's overprotective as fuck. Your puny mortal body is pathetic, but if you lose it, he loses you, too.

You aren't aging ever again. You aren't DYING ever again. No. He won't let you die ever. Body is giving out? Here's a new one. Forgetting...? No, he'll plant more memories in your mind. He's too late and you're dead...? No you aren't... You'll always be conscious. Whether your body is rotting around your mind or not.

Sex junk

Sadist. 100% all the way. Not even light things, like slaps. No, if you consent, he will full on break your bones.

He doesn't feel sexual gratification like humans do, so it's more of just something he'll do to either please or displease you. Whichever one, it's almost always about how you feel.

He doesn't have a dick, so you'll be on the receiving end always. Unless you REALLY want to give.

He has a giant eyeball on him. He definitely likes to watch.

Always tops because there isn't much you can do to dominate him. He'll try to let you if you really wanna, but it probably won't be the easiest.

Blood kink. That's it. He thinks it's so pretty on you. Especially if it's yours.

[multiheadcanons]

MEMES AND TRAITS THE MERCS STOLE FROM SCOUT AND POORLY USE TO PISS HIM OFF

soldier: soldier started calling everything a “glizzy” after he heard scout say it exactly once. he was eating a hot dog and said “damn this glizzy is perfectly dressed.” he did not get it, he did not care enough to ask what that meant. he just started calling everything a glizzy. rockets? glizzy. ammo? glizzy. the medigun, fully charged and primed for an ubercharge? “HIT ME WITH THAT GLIZZY, DOC!” this was the beginning of the end with scout, once he got past the white knuckled shock of hearing that man say glizzy way too many times to the wrong things.

pyro: pyro eats up a whip and nae nae, no lie. they saw scout do it after a successful push of the payload, and everyone looked at scout weird, but pyro registered that smile, and those movements and committed it to heart. on the next battle, pyro physically dragged scout to a location near the edge of the map, and made a motion to stay still and watch. it freaked scout out until pyro air blasted one, two, three, four of the opposing team off the map; and after the fourth’s screams were cut short from hitting the bottom; they turned slowly to scout, and hit a whip. it’s the only time scout actually laughed. “yeah, get that shit pyro!”

demo: everything scout knows demo knew well before him, it just never came through right with his accent. but when scout started dapping people up demo was ALL IN for that. always brings scout in way too hard and knocks the wind out of him and stings his hands. “you’re not doing it right, lad! like this!” scout never wants to complain because it feels cool to get dapped up by someone he also thinks is cool, though he doesn’t want to admit that. scout does not want demo dapping up anyone else though because they’re not cool enough, except heavy he’s got no opinion on that because it’s funny to watch demo get the wind knocked out of him.

engineer: engineer hits that “gyat DAMN” often because of his accent. scout is convinced he’s using it wrong, that pisses engie off because it’s literally his accent and scout can get the fuck over himself he’s not from the first generation that made up language. sometimes to piss him off he’ll say skibidi toilet with no actual context to go around it. and scout hates that bc he hates skibidi toilet. also an enjoyer of the dap even when heavy and demo practically lift him off his feet with it.

heavy: heavy will dap people up. he loves it. makes him feel like he’s getting closer with his team. will always end a dap by pulling them in for a brief, yet crushing hug. everyone eats it up, laughing after they catch the breath he forcibly removed from their lungs and patting his arm or back, whatever the recipient can reach. also loves to say rizz, it makes his teeth vibrate in a good way. “doctor, you are a rizz master!” “demoman, keep rizzing your weapons!” “i LOVE my weapons rizz!” he doesn’t know if he’s using it right, scout just wholeheartedly assures him he’s using it right.

medic: medic heard scout say something fucks once. now, for him, EVERYTHING fucks. he himself DEFINITELY fucks. he assumed it’s a good thing. there was one time in the throes of battle, he managed to catch scout to heal him, and used the speed boost he got from it to catch up and yell over the din “you’re FUCKING today, scout!” and scout jumped his ass about how he’s not even using it right and he never wanted to hear that again. unfortunately, the doctor is a hellish bastard who loves pissing people off, so now everything does indeed fuck. he definitely fucks. “oh, my medigun? ja, that fucks. and i fuck too.” “doc, nobody wants to hear what you’re fucking, dude”. pissed scout off more when he and soldier were ubered, running into battle, and soldier said very confidently “your glizzy tops ALL OTHER GLIZZIES” and medic responded, making direct eye contact with scout in the heat of battle; “ja, my glizzy fucks.”

sniper: snipes dabbed twice in the privacy of his own nest to see how it felt and couldn’t get over his own shame that he did that. he did it twice because he alternated arms to see if it felt less stupid to do it the other way. it didn’t. he will never bring himself to do that again. that was embarrassing. has a dreadful feeling the other teams sniper saw him do it. sometimes after a really good kill streak he’ll do a small dab as a treat. he does unironically use “deadass”

spy: anything that will piss scout off spy is happy to do. spy has used words he knows does not exist to confuse scout as to the current slang going around. he’ll have scout on the internet desperately searching words that not only don’t exist, but he can’t even spell, just to make sure spy isn’t a step ahead of him. but spy is always two steps ahead of him. spy will say shit just to feel the bostonians eyes burn holes in the back of his skull, only to turn to him and say “what, you’ve never heard that before? look it up!” then hides in his room to watch him desperately search a word he can’t even spell. unironically uses “deadass” because he heard snipes say it once and it wriggled its way into his mind like a worm. he says it after like… everything.

[oshygoshy]

what genre of tiktok brain rot do they watch (aka just things that pop up on my fyp)

word count - 1,054 words

warnings - not proofread also wrote this at 3 am so probably doesn't make sense

a/n - in honor of tiktok getting banned in the states. fly high, fellow americans. unfortunately i seriously need to Lock In so i am NOT redownloading any other app. i need to focus on school (desperate). feel free to add on your own headcanons too!

karasuno 

daichi - that one construction building meme like with the galvanized steel beams and wood veneers or whatever 

suga - whiteboard marker ink test videos

asahi - sticker room decorating like where they have the little tweezers and place the sticker down perfectly every time (tried to buy a pack of them for himself bc they seemed relaxing but actually just got more stressed from trying to place them down perfectly  first try. they're sitting half opened in his drawer)

noya - 3d ai art (animal fusions are his fave)

tanaka - those slideshows that are like "where are u shitting the hardest tag ur bro"

kageyama - volleyball videos. this man does not have a social media presence whatsoever. he is so disconnected 

hinata - anime edits with brazilian phonk music 

tsukki - car crash videos ("bikers fault") sprinkled in with the occasional study vlog. also on reels not tiktok. 

yamaguchi - “your month your x” videos and sends the ugly ones to the gc always (yk how december is always a harlot and kageyama’s bday is in december?)

yachi - girl group idol fancams. makes study blogs on a side account. tsukki knows but doesn't tell her. he likes & follows (under a blank account with no pfp or anything duh) 

kiyoko - makeup grwm, nail art videos

nekoma 

kuroo - skibidi toilet rizz brain rot (unironically, for some reason it's always the smart stem majors studying the hardest shit with the most intense brain rot) or idk like those math edits that actually cook. like i've seen actual edits to the pythagorean theorem 

kenma - streamer clips, new video games news, etc. watches maxwell the cat ravage the block and sends them to kuroo. he enjoyes them as well. 

yaku - cooking videos, NOT asmr - very clear distinction. like newt on tiktok. funny and also helpful voiceovers

lev - skibidi toilet rizz brain rot (this time genuinely just brain rot, not studying stem) or gym videos 

aoba josai 

oikawa - volleyball. except this time he is connected to the internet unlike kags, he's just Addicted To That Grind so he consumes vb content on his downtown. or mercury cream depotting videos (my fave tbh i want to eat it so bad)

iwaizumi - makes the occasional gym videos and always blows up bc he's hot and oikawa is for sure jealous 

mattsun - those alien videos that's like blowing up the earth with a ray gun or something and the entire comment section goes "bleep blorp zop?" yk??? and always sends them to makki 

makki - matches his freak and always replies with "dw pookster daddy can handle it🐺🥀⛓️❤️🖤" and sends the exact same shit back to mattsun 

kunimi - matcha making aesthetic asmr videos (hates matcha though)

kindaichi - sports videos as a whole he kinda dabbles in them all (is confused why kunimi watches matcha when he hates matcha)

fukurodani

bokuto - animal video compilations (so cute!!)

akashi - booktok and literature, new manga & book releases. hates on coho but overall mature with his booktok takes

konoha - pokemon nuzlocke/competitive clips. highkey has no idea what's going on (same) but enjoys them nonetheless. tried to make a competitive team once, and immediately got lost (ev? like the little fox guy?)

shiratorizawa

ushijima- does not have tiktok or insta, but still watches the videos tendou sends him tho 

tendou - i feel like random shit in general but likes horror/true crime/cave exploding stories

semi - hair salon videos…like hair styling. the more alternative the better 

shirabu - school memes but is a haughty pre-med biology student and always likes the ones that are complaining abt how hard stem is, esp compared to humanities. sorry not sorry there's always gotta be that one kid 

goshiki - dog grooming videos. he wishes somebody could apply that level of care to his own hair bc wtf is going on top of his head 

inarizaki 

atsumu - artificially likes a bunch of random shit that he doesn't gaf abt to make his fyp seem all aesthetic and cool. in actuality doesn't go on social media ever bc 1.) his pr manager has begged him not to, at least without checking in first, and 2.) genuinely just On That Grind and isn't on his phone much to begin with 

osamu - coloring videos. loves hearing the sound of the marker scratching against the paper

suna - this man's screen time is insane. mostly spent on soap-cutting videos 

kita - the chickens in his backyard coop. his farm doesn't have wifi. 

aran - those what i fed my dog videos except it's those raw-fed dogs that are given like kangaroo bones and bear hearts and shit. actually insane diets they eat so much better than me. watches them as he eats like a microwaved tv meal and feels kinda sad abt himself 

extra schools

hoshiumi- clips of nature documentaries/movies. always tries to find the rest of the movie on the account, but they never post the entire movie and gets really pissed abt ending on a cliffhanger everytime 

hirugami - "what i cooked for my husband, john, after his 12 hour shift today: traditional british pea and carrot soup" and it's deep fried, frozen. and salty. ifykyk!!

daishou- twitter arguments with temple run in the background (also video always ends with "pluh!" ifykyk)

sakusa - aita videos omgggg he loves them sm. for one, it feels like gossiping which he loves (don't tell me he doesn't love gossip, 1.) he's cousins with motoya AND 2.) chided hinata for collapsing IN A HIGH SCHOOL match which?? did he even see that himself??? like karasuno wasn't against itachiyama for that match, AND THEN brought it up to hinata when they were both in msby - aka THEIR PROFESSIONAL CAREERS. he remembered a little mishap from like 6 years ago, and that’s the first thing he brings up to hinata?? not even a hello???? he TOTALLY remembers & holds a grudge) and two, it gives him something to listen to while doing his 10 step skincare routine 

komori - mukbangs. sends the messiest ones to sakusa every time, and gets blocked for an hour every time as well 

[xo-adeline]

hello i have a bllk request!

can i request isagi, bachira, chigiri, nagi, reo, kuni, the itoshi brothers and barou with a socially awkward gf/crush who (kinda) hates kids?

like reader doesn’t HATE hate kids, but is like scared of them. kids are actually scary especially gen alpha 💀. how tf are these little gremlins watching skibidi toilet with a straight face just a short clip of it literally made me and my friends so uncomfortable we couldn’t continue 💀.

so more like she can watch kids from afar, and if she saw one in public, she wouldn’t throw a rock at it or call animal control. but talking to them? interacting with them?? HELL NO SHE CANT DO THAT.

it’s kinda like how we see zoo animals. best admired from afar, and if she ever gets stuck in an empty room with them, she’s screwed. as if talking to adults and teenagers wasn’t scary enough, their school just had to pick an orphanage/children’s hospital to volunteer at. she’s hiding in the corner watching her bf/crush deal with the like 7-year olds (maybe younger, who btw, were most likely bullying her just now.) wondering why and how people could stand those little gremlins.

(better still, if they go back to his place after the school volunteering activity and his parent(s)/sister jokingly mention grandkids/nieces/nephews and she’s like “ew i hate kids” or smth like that, but maybe more discreet idk how to tell even my own parents i hate children, let alone my (nonexistent) bf’s parents 💀)

once again it’s not that she actually hates kids, but sees them as a different species and can’t deal with them because they scare her, and sometimes bully her. 💀

ik you probably have a lot of requests but i kinda need SOME way to overcome my crippling fear of children.

i hope you like this idea tho and i really love your writing 🫶🫶🫶

Ngl this is actually so me, I love this idea so much- But the best part is the fact that I actually worked with kids for almost 2 years, and my friends club has us interacting with kids too... (I tried to do most of the characters but I had no ideas for some of them, but you can always re-request with the ones that I missed and the second I think of some ideas I'll def write it!!)

Isagi Yoichi -> Do we not remember when that one kid stopped him after the u-20 match.. Bro is good with kids, so luckily he can save you

-> He will slightly chuckle at you when you show up to this place where the children (gremlins) are at you slightly freak out, and he will laugh at you even more when your awkwardly standing in the corner because your way to freaked out to actually go talk to any of these kids

-> Has to keep reminding the kids not to laugh at you, and that your just not the best socially

-> Eventually tries to find you one of those kids who are also standing away from everybody else for you to interact with, both of y’all have something in common, you hate the other kids!

-> He will very much get confused on this skibidi toilet bullshit (who isn’t, tbh-) but he’ll sit through it so they can be entertained while he tries to make sure that your still alive in the corner

-> If you actually started talking to the kid that he sent your way he’ll be kinda proud, I mean obviously it’s not the other 10 kids he has with him, but it’s a step in the right direction!

-> If not he gets it, I mean what he’s watching with them right now is downright terrifying, so why wouldn’t the minds who consume it also be terrifying

-> Later on when you two finally end up heading back to his house he tells his parents about how you two were volunteering with children and when they offhandedly mention that it would be nice to have grandchildren in the future he can only laugh.

“Yeah.. Unless I can get (Name) to stop hiding in a corner when they see a child then maybe..”

Reo Mikage

-> He grew up as an only child and I’m assuming he didn’t have a bunch of friends when he was growing up so I don’t think he would be the absolute best with kids, but still better than others

-> The kids will be a little confused when he starts trying to teach them about business and economics saying that this was the age he started learning about running a business

-> They might end up gravitating towards you since you’re just kinda confused along with them, trying to explain to him not every kid grew up with their future of running a family company.

-> Will totally laugh when he sees how freaked out you are with these little (gremlins) kids trying to get your attention and asking if your any more fun than Mr.Business (Which they had nicknamed Reo) -> Will eventually learn and get them to leave you alone, after almost 10 minutes of you trying to hide behind him or anywhere else in this room so they can’t talk to you

-> Ends up helping them instead with other things like reading and math stuff, not the brain rot of skibidi toilet (thank god)

-> That night you two had ended up going out to dinner with his parents as they wanted to have a nice sit down meal while they talked about what was possibly coming up in the future, including your future with Reo, and kids. He smiled and took your hand in his.

“After today, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about an heir to the Mikage Corp for quite a while of time”

Kunigami Rensuke

-> BRO HAS TWO SISTERS, One older and one younger, Man knows his way around kids, for sure. I take no criticism on this.

-> Is actually so good with kids, you now are speculating that he’s actually a single teen dad with like 2 kids or something that he just hasn’t told you about. He’s that good (it’s actually scary)

-> He will not let them watch skibidi toilet, another man who is respectable and makes sure they are doing educational stuff

-> Also makes sure they stay away from you for the most part, just because he knows that you don’t like having all those kids near you, but he may or may not send one over your way that he thinks that you’ll actually get along with

-> He wants to see what you would be like if you actually interacted with a kid, it’s his future brain thinking

-> That also brings up to the day that his parents (and his sisters) have asked you both about having children in the future, he would just chuckle and ruffle your hair a little

“Unless I would be the only one communicating with the little one then I don’t see us having kids for quite a bit of time.”

Sae Itoshi

-> Worst person to have around kids. I mean did you see how he treated his own little brother, smh. (DROP WHAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS)

-> Does not know how to act around kids, just basically lets them do whatever as long as they aren’t bothering the two of you

-> To bad kids don’t listen all that well and he basically has to keep glaring at them from where he is sat at the only bigger table in the room with you, because these kids keep trying to get your attention since they know Sae isn’t gonna give them anything, which sucks for you

-> Attempts to try something once he realizes that you're actually pretty horrible with kids, let's just say the soccer he tried to play with them didn’t go all that well.. And you may or may not have had to get over your fear a little since a bunch of crying kids kept coming over to you

-> To which he figured that this wasn’t the way to go about it so he just put on some random movie he remembers from when he was a kid, too bad it was one of the ones from his flight to Spain when he was younger and it was all in Spanish. (It’s okay, they had fun trying to figure out what the hell it said, and it kept them entertained for quite a bit of time.)

-> Once the whole future and children conversation came up with his parents, he could only roll his eyes.

“Yeah, no thanks. (Name) and I couldn’t handle one of those gremlins, even if it looked or acted like us.”

[koiiiji]

Owen falling in love with a girl whose loud, energetic, and funny (uses ‘cringe things’ as humor like calling herself an alpha wolf smth like that-) and how Owen would slowly find it attractive/cute over time?!? Pls take ur time in writing and have fun

sigma rizz toilet

author’s note ; taking a break from windbreaker for a while, so now i can concentrate on old drafts, with old characters who actually have a story and soul. also, sorry for such long response🥲🥹🙏🏻

please no spam likes, ageless/empty blogs DNI OR I WILL BLOCK YOU!!

to be completely honest… Owen would fall into it immediately!

the best scenario how your friendship would start is from fighting in comment section in tiktok over some shit like who’s giving more rizz - alpha sigma or skibidi toilet (guys i honestly have no idea what does it mean)

so you both receive strikes and author blocked you two, but you didn’t give up and continued in dm, still fighting over random stuff but it kinda was “bitch i wanna sleep, so we will continue tomorrow” “sure, see u tomorrow freak”

yeah, it was beautiful enemies to lovers

you two would send each other tt with provocative stuff, like your favorite bands and call them better than his favorite ones. Owen gonna send you dogs videos commenting how dogs better than cats. you will send him videos about horrible British food and colonizers jokes.

you are #1 hate commenter under his lipsync videos (his fangirls hate you, but thankfully you build your own hate community (shelly is there too))

with time, tt you send each other turned into fighting cats/frogs/birds/rats/etc with one single word “us???” and same reply each time. “yes”

you started to follow each other in instagram too and each respond to stories leads to long night conversations.

turns out that Owen himself is super funny and energetic person too, if he is comfortable enough with the company. and i BET this bitch makes kids in roblox cry. lol now you will do it together. he have bad influence on you😔😒😒

so yeah, after thousands calls in discord and chats in instagram, you find each other in comfortable state of something on edge of friendship and something more.

at the same time Owen noticed that he think about Shelly less and less. instead, when he sees cute tt with cats he instantly remember you, and his fingers already typing “us?” in message line

also, it was Owen who asked you to hang out outside the internet and honestly? he thinks it’s really funny who you casually talking just like in internet, calling him “-aura” “anti sigma” and other culturally significant memes

he is easily influenced by his crush, so your energetic ass isn't a problem for him he can keep up with you! he will organize cycle dates (it is dates only in his head, since he doesn't confess, but you two already happy married couple), hiking, whatever you like or ever mention, Owen is there to make your chaotic ideas come true

Shelly genuinely happy to see Owen following you here and there whining that his is actually mewing king, he doesn't have - aura and it is not you alpha in your duo but him (lol no)

all in all 10 chaotic couple out of 10!! highly recommended!!

MASTERLIST

[lee1504]

making a new years post bc i see everyone else doing it 👀

First, thank you everyone for being my friend. Even tho i don't talk to some of you as much as others, just know that you're still in my heart, and that i'm grateful for your existence and that we had a chance to meet :)

Second, thank you everyone for watching me grow this year. i feel like i've grown as both and artist and a writer, even tho i still have some stuff i need to improve on :') you all supported me this year, even tho i've only rlly been here since january. thank you all

i'm putting some stuff under cut bc it's all going to take too long to read lol :'D

people i wanna thank especially:

@gl1tchtrix and @rot-decay-erosion: u two have been some of my go-to people. you guys always make me laugh and i love how you guys make time to match my energy when i'm feeling hyper sometimes. council, your sense of humor will always make me smile and i love constantly stalking checking ur account just to see if you posted. rot, i love being your twin sister on here, and whenever i see you cross my dash i literally scream out in joy. stay sigma, siblings o7

@badp1l0t: hello person i know irl >:] even tho i don't see ur posts often here, i love interacting and having fun with you at school and even out of school. i hope that you will keep on using ur awesome talent to write stories, and that u keep drawing, bc i love seeing ur art. ty for marching my sense of humor, and me, you, and C will always be the golden trio forever :DDD

@thurio-edau and @moonbiine: hello, gramma and father. i love being ur guys' adopted disappointment child (ft gacha life mmv). you guys always make me laugh, and i love bothering u both hehe. blake, i love seeing you freak out over seeing ur gf law and whenever you watch one piece. bin, you are an awesome, skibidi writer, and i love using gen z/alpha terms around you even when you don't get it >:) i secretly like reading some of the reblog convos u have with our other moots. you both are such awesome, sigma rizzlers, no cap <3

@sketchingwithlyn: we have so many similar interests that i sometimes think we're the same person lol, just on different sides of the world. i love seeing ur art every time i check ur profile. ur lowkey an inspiration to me too, and are one of the funniest ppl i've ever met. ily, and i know awesome, amazing, skibidi, spectacular things would happen to you next year :]

and to everyone: i pretty summed everything up i wanted to say above the cut. you guys are quite literally my everything, even if we don't interact as much. i love being a family with you all, and thank you making 2024 enjoyable <33

@fandomgirl002 @6loganfields9 @rain-bowxx @youngjusticerulez @railway323 @biscu1ts @d011zk1ll @junebug99 @copperzipper @anonymoosen @cigarettestress @lavendermoon48 @the-artist-07 @panikbutt0n @ohquail @elswif @carolwif @tylerhaterx3 @fly-in-amber @papahunter @liyaauhr @catacombbee @moonbiine @brainrot-goes-brrrrrr @elianaiscool @blue-eyed-moon-child @random-gamer1942 @wry-j @karmaajr @kalcium-yippee @iifoundjoy @piigeonss @catladymasterofsqirl @arcaneafterhours @womp-womp-waa @certifiedl0serloll @whatsuplin @niredsw @zxn3 @shuutingstar @22-b @cherie-soup @sol-loves-you @primalmagic @tsukikitty @rinisasnaillle @avery-043009

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Nana and confusing old people with Gen Z and Gen Alpha humour.

Nana: *Having Doritos*

Steve: oh hey *grabs a dorito*

Nana: *still eating*

Steve: *Shoves the chip in his mouth*

Nana:*holds hand out* fanum tax now.

Steve: What?

Nana: FANUM TAX *VIGOROUSLY SHAKING PALM* FANUM TAX NOW!!!!!

Steve: THERES TAX FOR CHIPS NOW!?!?!? HAVE I NOT FOUGHT THE GOVERNMENT ENOUGH!?!??!!?

Bucky: So there's this girl that I like. I'm not sure if she likes me back, if not I won't proceed with her.

Nana: Dude you're a Beta male Ight? Ladies are finna drool over your goodness.

Bucky: ...are you speaking in English? Last I knew... eight and male don't go together?

Nana: *Facepalms*

Nana: How the hell do you spell "Shofurr" *singing*

Clint: C-h-a-u-f-f-e-u-r ?

Nana: OoOh fancy pants rich Mcghee out here!!

Clint: I litterally just answered your question?

Nana: what's 9+10?

Tony: Uuh 19?

Nana: ITS 21 BITCH DO YOU NOT KNOW SIMPLE MATHS!!!!!!!!

Tony: *On the verge of tears calling Rhodes* IDK WHAT SHE WANTS FROM ME SHE ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 WAS AND I SAID 19 AND SHE FREAKED OUT SYAING ITS 22!!!!

Nana: I SENSE SOMEONE MISQUOTING!!!!!!! ITS 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nana: *Singing* Party at the party, partyin' with his nose now

And baka got a weird case why is he around?

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop ain't you tired

Tryna trike a cord and its probably A-Minor!!!!!

Sam:*profusely sweating* *on call with Steve* yeah uhm Steve I think it's time you get your daughter. I DONT CARE IF YOURE STILL IN YOUR MISSION. YES GET HER OUT OF HERE NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nana: Sticking out your Gyatt for the rizzler

Lala: You're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax

Nana: I just wanna be your Sigma.

Bucky: *shaking* No Steve it's isn't in the dictionary! I've tried Google! It just says a bunch of random words, IDK I THOUGHT ALPHAS WERE WOLVES!!!!!!

@iwasmadetobeasoldier @that-punk-from-brooklyn @samwilson-official @theironcan @clintbarton-thearrowguy @fluffycows4life

[noxioustides]

barely have motivation to draw still but that new skibidi toilet season. oh my god i have so many thoughts. rambling a LOT under the cut. besides that i just wanted to do some doodles to deal with the brainrot

FIRST OF ALL THAT OPENING SCENE OHHH MY GOODNESS. DAVE AND CATHY ARE SOO CUTE AND HIM CALLING HER CAT?? IM GOING TO BE SICKKK . then it just cuts to dead plungerman and camerawoman looks so worried!! i had to make a gif of how sad she looks its KILLING ME. HER LITTLE EARS MOVE DOWN AND EVERYTHING HOW COULD THEY

and of course im freaking out about the new speakerman he is such a silly guy.. i still cant get over the sound he makes which im also putting here. and look at his eye!! i love the new expressions in this season so much

FINAL THOUGHT. TITAN CAMERAMAN BETTER BE ALIVE OR I WILL FLIP MY SHIT

ok rant over :3 skibidi toilet is peak

[tumorhead]

I'm seeing concerned old people lament how kids are less creative these days, because they assume kids using genAI for schoolwork and the existence of boring riskless mainstream movies & music means kids not being creative at all. huh??? thats not the kids doing art. how do you know they're not??? are you in the weird kid art scenes??? (no)

"their idols are all streamers" you mean the avant-garde freaks doing live performances? "their attention spans are shot" they will watch 4 hour video essays on niche hobby drama??

they're just not seeing where its happening. these people don't know how insane kids go with modded games like minecraft, roblox, vrchat. youths share stuff on discord servers. these old people don't know that indie animators explode in popularity overnight. that webcomics are a big enough industry for corporate capture. that fanfiction is chugging along. "analog horror" is an entire genre of youtube video made by random small time creators that they have no clue about. hobby conventions like furry cons are still massive. like come on the youths forced us all to know about skibidi toilet out of nowhere.

indie art scenes haven't died out????? people continue to make stuff??? just because you don't know where to look doesn't mean it's not there jfc

I'm biased because I've been an indie art weirdo since 1999 but its frustrating to see people dismiss our young artist comrades like that 😤

[jsmainblog]

more stiles pls literally anything bc im literally losing my freaking mind over here

more stiles as ur bf headcannons!!! ⋆˚✿˖°

a/n: thats actually so real of u hshah 😭

stiles is lowkey so fun to hang out with

like he'd lowkey be down for anything

now is this bc he feels a little left out so if someone asks to hang out hes immediately down?

absolutely

stiles fav things to do are either movie nights or fast food runs

he defo has a letterboxd account so after u guys watch a movie he wipes his phone out immediately

sometimes u guys makeout during movies and then his dad comes home

"So have you guys got up to" "uh what did you get up to dad!??"

stiles also gives me sleeper build vibes

like he goes to the gym pretty inconsistently just bc hes purley not fucked and he magically still has one

him and scott are the most insufferable people ever omg

they are chronic brainrotters bro 😭

"Whats up sigma" "Nothing much my skibidi"

stiles can randomly do a backflip.

yeah thats it one day at school with you and scott hes like "watch this watch this" and does a backflip

again pretty random guy

on his phone his wallpaper would be like a candid photo of you

again on stiles being a big physical touch guy hand holding like all the time its insane

he still has a massive ass crush on u and hes shocked when he remembers hes dating you

i feel like you would sleepover at his house alot

which took a whole lot of convincing on both sides

again u hang with his dad a little bit when u hang with stiles

like u guys go for dinner at a dinner or pop into the police station bc stiles wants to annoy him

his dad is really nice but he would constantly give you guys the talk

like

all the time

"wrap it before u tap it son" "DAD STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

stiles constantly picks u up and pretends he's gonna throw u

which is kinda unfair bc u cant pick him up

stiles defo knows how to play an instrument!!!!

im feeling either guitar or drums

and its the hottest thing you've ever seen

he sneaks through your window all the time

u guys basically live at each others houses

if we are talking his type its you

but if we are gonna get really specific he has a thing for redheads

stiles is all silly but sometimes he will drop the most romantic line on u ever and acts like its nothing

stiles is a big fan of movie days with u

this is mentioned in the show as well but stiles is actually insanely smart

when u guys have to face off with someone he always puts his arm in front of u/ blocks ur body with his

but sometimes u do worry about him putting himself in danger all the time

him being void stiles and having to go through all that stuff crushed u

same with him being missing u were the only one who remembered him

stiles texts u i love u like all the time and it makes u all smiley and giddy

[neoninglitchen]

my thoughts on all my irl moots cause they are all so sigma coded

@sn0w-o my amazing wife! literally so short and is a rat (/pos) she matches my freak very well even if i am freakier, still can't get over that toe cracking story it is so funny for no reason, skibidi queen wife coded little guy 2

@t1redofyourbs someone who i indoctrinate my hyperfixations onto, concerned for but always sending my support, she would break into my house in a good way, you remind me of nicole from class of '09 in a lot of funny ways

@calistra1star real trans buddies, thank you for starting the dnd groupchat always been watching to start one, you're hair table looks like a table in the positive way, your glasses are so crazy, make me feel like im flying never getting forced to wear again

@sci2946 always so silly, i always get surprised when you swear on here it's like a fourth wall break, always bringing the current hyperfixation to the party!!! yipee squad to the max, let your omoriness out girl sunny

@mocha-505 english class wouldn't be the same without you.. very loud which is good we can find you anywhere. very coquette, you will being tying bows around all of your food i imagine, just a girl core you really are

@loopy564 girl please make at least one post and decorate your account im begging!!! also can you stop twerking every second, but it's funny when i stand up from my locker and you scream it happens literally every time

@alyvrom my super cool sister that has made my say awesomesauce a lot. i treat you like kings to servent, making you get me everything lol. please hurry up tho you take so long to do everything! keep serving your cunty! MAKE MORE COOKIES PLEASE

@stxrpo so obsessed with birds like you can tell any bird you have a bird-dar. i can make my skibidi jokes to, never do your nerd voice again only i can do it. calling you cringe cause you do it to me like all the time so payback

@paranormalglass we are on the exact same wavelength, you understand any niche internet net thing its great, we share many hyperfixations we are like the same people but spilt in two and your older, i feel like you would've read dogman maybe

[kursed-curtain]

CAN YOU DO RHM and randy for the character asks things

Right Hand Man

How I Feel: He's a fun guy in canon but the fandom makes him so (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) likeable! I think he's quite a defender with an interesting amount of character, and also he's sometimes a cyborg so I think that's cool.

Ships: I'm a Copperright guy sure, but I'm also a multishipper so it completely and fully depends on the context of the world he's in, how he acts, and how others act with him. We ranging from Rightmin to the crackiest of crackships with this one!

Platonic OTP: Funnily enough also Copperright? Gosh I can't get enough of just them hanging out, or being protective of each other because of their strong bond, or talking to each other about their work problems for the day ^^

Unpopular Opinion: I think he should also get to be on the aroace spectrum somewhere as a treat~ I dunno if that's unpopular wheeze

Wish This Happened: I don't have much but he shoulda gotten to say "thanks for the free gender-affirming surgery" to henry /hj

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Randy Radman

How I Feel: He's an interesting concept for a radical party dude! The vague amount of info given about him makes him have a lot of potential as a character to be explored by the fans ^^

Ships: He could be with anyone tbh! I think he was a relatively likeable guy. The fandom makes me like Terrandy/Trendy as a ship tho so I'll say that. It's also the ship that gets my Terrence to get his fuckin act together so there's that ^^ Nothing else comes to mind to me 🤔

Platonic OTP: I don't think I know anyone who can match his platonic freak! Who else likes parties as much as this guy haha

Unpopular Opinion: He keeps up with the trends so unfortunately I think he would like current-day brainrot. Sigh. Never safe from skibidi randy

Wish This Happened: I'm glad there's barely any information about the Toppat Leaders but I still wish there was like! Idk! Little tidbits of his life around or his impact on the clan! Are any of the items in the vault his!

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(Give Me A Character!)