#stil buys it tho

[nedsseveredhead]

I have to stop visiting shopping sites cause every time i see a piece of Killer merch that i dont own i break out in cold sweats

[miss-floral-thief]

Good thing I asked for more money before leaving since it ended up slightly over 20

[dontworrysunflower]

so many book series are changing covers and my wallet can’t keep up

[sabh0]

Is skk abusive? Other than the name calling and banter that I just don't take seriously, I've seen people say that Dazai is abusive since he planned for Chuuya to be tortured in stormbringer and didn't help because it would be boring, despite having the ability to do so. There's also the whole manipulating the sheep thing.

I've also seen people say that Chuuya is abusive because of how violent he is, how he punched Dazai to wake him up in Dead Apple and called him inhuman(? Ngl, I don't remember that part) and because Chuuya shot him more times than necessary in Meursault.

Personally, I struggle to see them as abusive r toxic, if only because of how much they trust and understand each other, and how they rile each other up for fun without letting it actually impact their relationship, but I may just be biased? What do you think?

Ok im just gonna say - dont take this post ad some 100% real wisdom or anything. It's just my personal opinion and it's definitely biased as well because of how much these two mean to me but yeah

I wouldn't call them abusive in relationship terms because all that banter and most of their fights are just, as u said it, unserious.

They're both fucked up a bit tho, so yeah there's definitely some toxic behaviours anyway.

Dazai manipulating Chuuya to join the sheep always made me real sad, but if you think about it more - Dazai knew The Sheep aren't any better for Chuuya. Plus if not like this, Mori would get Chuuya to join PM anyway in one way or another, since it was a plan from the beginning.

Dazai planned the whole 'helping Verlaine' thing to buy time so the PM forces could get ready to protect Mori and Chuuya later. That's mafia they're in - lives are not equal. Also Dazai wouldn't put Chuuya in danger he knew the other wouldn't be able to deal with. Either way, his whole yapping about wanting to see Chuuya being tortured is yet again that stupidly weird banter of theirs. After all, he's trying to find him and literally stop him from doing something he would regret. (Sab is trying to make some points but that still doesn't make whatever Dazai did something good. Just sayin. I just don't feel it's a black or white situation.)

I said it some time ago but lord, Chuuya is not abusive. Look, he knows when it's alright to fight Dazai and when he should stop himself not to hurt him. Even if they fight, he never does it seriously. Basement scene? He could've very well just punched Dazai without warning there. But instead he literally invited him to fight - and Dazai very much agreed to that sht with a smile on his lips. They're just very much not okay in the head on both sides. Later when Chuuya actually got angry, he himself threw his knife to the ground, which only shows he doesn't really have any intent of hurting Dazai seriously (In the manga. In the anime they changed it for whatever reason and he did strike him with the knife. But anime skk is just. Anime skk.).

That Dead Apple argument is so funny bc??? Chuuya was literally UNDER CORRUPTION AT THE TIME??? Corruption literally makes him lose control. He could kill a person with one touch. Instead??? Corruption Chuuya in dead apple somehow managed to hold himself back just enough not to actually hurt Dazai. Also, Dazai f knew he's gonna punch him anyway. I mean, bro kinda deserved it atp tbh /j

Cant really tell much about the shooting thing in Meursault - i stil have no f idea if these were even real, considering the fact Dazai is moving normally and there's no wounds/holes/blood visible on him or his clothes. These were probably just a play like the whole headshot thing?? (Tho dazai's scream and expression after that arm shot say otherwise),, really don't know, call it a better impression on Fyodor or Chuuya actually paying Dazai back for the other times

Ok so ,looks at all that sht i just wrote and tried to still excuse it somehow, I wouldn't call them abusive anyway just bc I've seen actual abusive relationships in real life and that's just uhh different in a way i cant really put my finger on,, there's some toxicity simply from the fact they're emotionally constipated and won't talk things thru like they should but,,, welp. Tbh i see most of their usual fighting as something unserious that both of em r okay with. Usually when they actually get into an argument about something it's because one actually got hurt by the other's words (for example that scene with Chuuya punching Dazai after he made jokes about Colonel's death). And they apologize without really apologizing, too (Dazai going to find Shibusawa and trying to take revenge on Colonel's death and later Chuuya going to rescue Dazai and saying to 'wait for him').

Unpopular opinion but i honestly feel that in the future they could very well form a normal, healthy relationship. They just really need to talk. Bickering and calling each other names for fun isn't imo really a form of abuse, when both sides know it's not meaning to hurt the other fr (if it was, then me and most of my friends would be fr abusing each other unfortunately) (and I don't feel abused even if we call each other names and say we hate each other, while watching cat reels together at the same time) (consider this some sibling-like stuff)

If nothing of whatever i just said makes sense, don't eat me please, it's just really hard for me to explain what i really think without being able to just talk for 5h straight while considering every ppint of view

[sweetlittlenamjoon]

ZB1 as caregivers! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

SFW interaction only please!!!

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Hanbin 🐹💞

is either fully goofball mode or fully serious leader mode no inbetween

very firm on meal and bed times

will meow at you unprompted

best of both worlds

fr tho the vocal stimming back and forth is very good and very silly

reads you to sleep qwq

acts like he's not fully engrossed in all of your shows

"but wait- the episode is ending? just like that?"

he calls you little one a lot

co-cares with hao

Jiwoong 🐈🦋

sweetest, lovey-dovey boy ever

constantly has you in his lap or holding his hand or snuggling

likes to just ambiently braid your hair

bought a bunch of little clippies to keep your hair out of your face and to decorate

always asking if you ate

(and sneaking you snacks behind hanbin's back)

will let you put stickers on his face if he gets to pick which ones

calls you every petname under the sun, bro whips out the schnookums from time to time

fixes your blankets when you're asleep and gives you a smooch on the forehead

Hao 🦝🎻

he was so nervous at first

really REALLY didn't want to mess up while you're regressed

but he's gotten a lot more comfy

dramatic as,,, we've all seen the baby cloud ep where he pretends he's dying so the babies will pay attention to him

that but everyday

making up for lost time

is always on your side even if you're wrong bc its funny

like,,, sassy aunt energy??

buys you little gifts at the dollar store

colouring together!!

he colours with you to destress uwu

calls you sweetheart and dear and stuff like that

Matthew 🦊🎧

can always tell right away when you're regressed

like he'll just stand up mid sentence and bring you a stuffie and a blanket

has a list of all your stuffies and their names and things you tell him about them

always so giddy when you use a cg title for him

picks you up and spins

especially when youre tired

gotta put those muscles to use somehow

tries very hard to cook for you but isn't very good qwq

is always fighting hanbin tooth and nail to let you go play in the mud

sweetest boy tho fr very huggy

Taerae 🐥🎸

he'd be so awkward at first poor boy T^T

always speaks in full sentences never baby talks

(around the other boys)

(dont tell on him he'll get embarrassed)

lets you play with his smaller model cars

cuts up fruit for you and puts little character picks in them

hair ruffler 100%

calls you dumb nicknames like "buckaroo"

"whatcha got there, buckaroo?"

co-cares with others a lot

mostly just sits near you and keeps you company :)

Ricky 🐱🍓

he's a little stupid /lh /lovingly

so he's been hanging out with you for so long regressed and he just didn't think about it

like you just go baby mode sometimes idk

but when one of the other boys tells him he goes full cutie patootie mode

like literally just watches you do things

cat blinks

always helps out with things even if you fully can do them

"I'll get that! it's too high up for you, sweetheart."

my love, honey, sweetheart

will share his smoothies with you and noone else

he's very pookie is what im saying

Gyuvin 🐶🥭

we've all seen the baby cloud episode, yes?

absolute sweetest boy in the whole universe

also a fruit cutter-upper

him and taerae bicker about who gets to bring you fruit this time

always holds your hand when youre walking

the airplane where they lift you with their feet

baby talk KING

can understand you even at your most regressed

calls you stuff like kiddo and buddy

will slip in the occasional sweet nickname if youre being extra cute tho

Gunwook 🐶🐷

now this is a silly goober!!

loves to play little games with you like peekaboo

points to stuff and asks what colour it is or points to animals and asks what noise they make

little claps when you get it right

he WILL be picking you up and spinning you around

no choice

playdates at the park uwu

pushes you on the swings and waits for you at the bottom of the slide

and then you get popsicles at the store :)

calls you bub or baby

Yujin 🐰⚽️

this is your brother now

if you're older than him he still calls you noona/hyung when you're regressed

he gets nervous qwq

doing your little worksheets next to him doing his homework

plays mario kart with you and even lets you win sometimes

you two are in total kahoots when it comes to annoying the older boys tho

devious little plans

makes pillow forts with you and does not allow anyone without snacks in

watching shows on his phone together

buncha cuties

[asteroidzzzn]

more than just a dream - the walker, 003

pairing: college!ellie x reader

synopsis: you transfer to a new school where you only know one person; your childhood best friend. he invited you to a beginning of the year party to meet some new people, but one person, in particular, catches your eye... his other best friend.

a/n: READ THIS ITS IMPORTANT hihihi im backkk i found a format i rlly like!! if u didn't see my other post, im changing formats because its taking way too long for me to make the other one and its very discouraging. creds to @starphires for making the format 💗 hope u enjoy

genre: social media au, fluff

series masterlist -- previous chapter -- next chapter

ellie

OMH IM SORRY IM HERE I FELL ASLEEO

dina 💋 👎 a message

dina 💋

ethan died

ellie

?? how did the main protagonist die what

dina 💋

i lied idk why i said that i didnt even watch the movie

what were yall doing for TWELVE HOURS??

ellie

why r u surprised hanging out for the technically first time for 12 hours is the average lesbian experience

dina 💋

ur like clinically insane

ellie

we were just watching our show

OUR SHOW wyd if i jump off a bridge RN 🧚

dina 💋 ? a message

dina

???

ellie

hold on ill tell the gc everything

ellie

ellie x y/n lore update

jesse 👽

there is no way u just said that.....

ellie

so basically

we got blankets and got comfy cozy and made popcorn and we were having sm fun like talking a bit and saying stuff ab it bc we've both rewatched it sooo many time like its our comfort show

and GET THISSSS

SHE LAUGHED AT MY JOKE

YUPPP I KNOW MHMM

AND POPCORN FLEW OUT OF HER MOUTH'//?! LMFAO

she was rlly embarrassed but it was so funny and cute and i started laughing too and i CHOKED

actual tears in my eyes and she was just sitting there laughing at me

dina 💋 ❤️ a message

jesse 👽

oh so ur deep in the trenches

ellie 👎 a message

dina 💋

thats so romantic

ellie

i almost died???

dina 💋

awww

ellie

she def wants me

jesse 👽

JUST REPORTING LIVE NEWS WE HAVE A DEVASTATING MAGNITUDE 9.9 DELUSIONQUAKE OVER HERE

ellie 👎 a message

dina 💋

DELUSIONQUAKE IS CRAZY OMFG NOOO

ellie

YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY ILL PLASE STOP

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL

jesse 👽

ok 🤗

ellie

NOOOASDHFKDFJSFD

but actually tho.. like shes so amazing and pretty and smart

like i dont wanna just hu w her or snything else.. it is a secret third thing

dina 💋

??????? thats called liking her

ellie

oooh maybe...

dina 💋

😭😭😭

jesse 👽

hey im sure this is all rlyl important but ELLIE? ARE YOU STIL LI MY DORM?? DID YOU SLEEP EHREA

ellie

UMM????

jesse 👽

I HEARD YOU AUDIBLY GIGGLE A FEW MINUTES AGO AND I THOUGHTIT WAS Y/N BUT SHES STIL LASLEEP..

ellie

NAHH GET HIM BACK ON HIS MEDS HES HALLUCINATING!!!

NURSE HES OUT!

jesse 👽

FUCK TYOU I AM NOT CRAZY I EHAR UR PHONE BUZZING WITH MY TEXTS RIG TNOW

ellie

😜

dina 💋 ❤️ a message

jesse 👽 👎 a message

jesse 👽

PUT THAT AWAY???

ellie

im sorry

ill go buy u breakfast what do u want

jesse 👽

ellie stew

ellie

um idk i could get u a sandwich ig..

dina 💋

u should get me food too bc u dipped on me last night im On my way! 🙋‍♀️

ellie

a/n: typa shit i been on recently..... 😓 . i hope u all liked thisss! this format is sm fun and way easier for me i hope u enjoy reading it! tell me if the length of this chapter was good or if i should make them longer/shorter,, i appreciate all feedback 💋💋

taglist: @ximtiredx @gold-dustwomxn @elliesinterlude @fireflyelllie @trulygnomed @deluluwh-0-re @toesorhoes @elliewilliamsmissingfingerss @emluvselandabs @ariianelle @jokerpokimoon @lonelyfooryouonly @lil-elliesgf @yuaaa05 @ourautumn86

[wildshona]

Tiff

When I walked in the room Tiff looked at me and then started screaming at me. Well I guess she was now homeless, and without money and even without clothes except for the school uniform she was wearing for work and which was hardly suitable. so u know u have to take it when the yelling comes. Richard watched from his place on the sofa and Chris came in from his office. Neither of them did anything.

When she rushed at me she could have been about to kill but instaed she throw her arms round my shoulders and sobbed. when she colud speak again it was all sorry and she was glad i was alright she had even thought i might be in a shallow grave somewhere or in the thames.

Chris got her a brandy, Richard left and eventually i took her to my room and we lay there and climbed into bed and fell asleep.

the police raided the next schoolgirl party at the house in Balham. there were enough half naked and more girls under the age of 18 to get Stevie and Michael a good stretch especially as the youngest girl was 12. the dugs in the lock up was icing on the cake. long prison sentences and Michael deported at the end of it.

the police officer who had/had not arrested Tiff let her go in to the Balham house after the police and done with it to get her belongings so she now owned some casual clothes and lots of slut clothes to add to the school uniform now hanging in the wardrobe in the small third bedroom in the flat. Tho she often slept with me.

i got to know tiff well then. she had been in a half way house having come out of foster care when stevie found her. she was trying to get drugs but didnt have money but did have perky tits and a willingness to do whatever. she was stevie's gf 4 about a month before michael decided he liked her more than for just a shag. so she was with michael and that at least kept her off drugs. michael sold drugs he didnt approve of them and no whore of his was going to be gettin hooked especially a whore wh was now what passed as a gf.

tiff saw a lot of girls come and go my predecessors. girls who had stil worked for michael out of flats, and some who had been sold on. some boys too stevie quite liked boys as a bit of variety from girls but not michael - he was a good catholic.

so tiff stayed with us for about three months until richard and chris got a flat sorted for her and a job in a shop. the job didnt last of course. she now strips and pole dances and we did our massage therapy course together tho she uses it more than me - professionally, wink, if u know what i mean.

she also hostesses with me - for me i suppose - when we do events. she can come across well professional when she has a nice black skirt and white blouse. and if there r evening events she is light and fun has a good figure and cocktail dresses and gowns hang well on her. she only has to be pleasant and pretty and make sure everybody is ok and of course they buy her drinks and if occasionally she is invited to a room well we don't require it and any girl can say no. tiff does it 4 the fun altho if anyone offers her a "present" i don't suppose she turns it down.

[zukotheartist]

Hi! I'm Al :) , id rather if minors didn't follow because I rarely tag the stuff I reblog (tho i tend to rb mostly sfw stuff).

If you've read some writing of mine and liked it or want a small chibi commission or just feel like supporting me, this is my new ko-fi! (Tho stil figuring out some stuff):

I'm planning to open some bigger comms one day but for now I just set a 5€ tip and here are some examples of my art (below the cut):

(All the chibis ive done so far have been for friends so I won't share them now but I'll make some character chibis this summer and will make a new pinned post)

[arisa-doii]

Demon Slayer Characters When Their S/O Are Sick.

Characters: Tanjiro, Genya, Muchiro.

A/n: I haven't written in so long :< I have been caught up with school.

Tanjiro

The minute you get sick he is all over you.

He was the oldest of a lot of siblings so he knows what he is doing.

If you refuse to let Tanjiro help you hes going to do it anyways.

MOST DEFINETLY will make you soup or buy snacks for you.

Tanjiro would make sure no one else, except him, is coming near you.

I think he wouldn't sleep, because he is worrying about you.

Genya

He is somewhat like Tanjiro.

But...

He would probably bring you to the butterfly estate to get checked out.

He still loves you.

Obviously

but he doesn't want to get sick.

He will bring you snacks and stuff.

But will be causious around you.

Muichiro

Man doesn't give a fuck

I mean

If hes going to take care of you.

I swear he would turn up in a hazmat suit or smth.

He would be so causious of you.

Muichiro would probably hand you things with a pincer.

Muichiro will still take care of you.

but

from afar.

They stil love you tho <3

[wiktorianala]

Ma yapping about a game I just finished if anyone would care (and probably at some point getting out of topic, so just starting to talk about other stuffs)\/

Ok, so I just finished dsaf3 "good ending" and... what the fuck. Just to make things straight I accually replayed it 2nd time now, because 1st time was few hours ago, in the morning with no sleep so my brain was almost turned off, so ending seemed, not really interesting, nor emotional, at least not as much as innternet maked it seem, so that's why I just replayed it from last save (I just woke up so brain working just finey) and OH MY GOD WHO LET THIS MAN COOK? Like I've gotta say, I thought that I was "crying" hard over "evil route" (because honestly it not really made me cry but rather left me sad as fuck and not knowing what to do with myself), but holy shit after this thing I genuelly was in front of screen crying like a little fuckin baby (and stil left not knowing what to do with myself). I don't really think any game ever made me cry this hard, nah I bet I could say any piece of media. Gosh even now I want to cry again. Anyway I honestly was suprised that part that mostly break me was not the after battle with henry on flipside, but rather, at the end just thos tumbstones and all. Maybe because it all just cumulated at the end, I dunno. Honestly it's surelly gotta be for me one of thos games, for which I wish I could erase my memory, just to expirience them once more for first time. Closest to this might be when I'll finally get out of phase for it, for a longer time, just to replay entire serie again. Gotta say that arter palying all mayor routes from all 3 games (+ quite a few smaller ones) this serie surelly jumps into "fave games" category, right under portal2 (which is hightest place a game for me can go, because srry, but I hold very nostalgic connection for portal, and even if I'll find a game that I'll like more, thare's just like, I dunno a part of me saying "nostalgia at first place" so I can do shit about it), and that means I really fckn enjoyed it, because for now my faves only had "tier one (AKA. portal2)", and "tier two" wich was rest of my fave games, and now it has tier one (still the same), tier two which now include dsaf and tier three which is rest of faves (and if someone's interested "how much games are then here rn in total", answear would be... lemme check, It's five games in total on my fave list or more like "tha ultimate fave ones", and it's not because I play not many games, but rather that I rarelly find games that strike me in the way that, I don't know how to put it into words. I guess I just rarelly find "that one" type of stuff). Wait... didn't I get off topic? Hard to say. Ok, so anyway I really enjoyed it despite all of the cryies that occured ( and by this I mean not only 3rd game but honestly entire franchise because on "good ending" in 2nd game I broke too, and on just as I said somewhere before on "evil route" in 3rd too (on first one not thought, but it doesn't make me like it less) ( but no matter what 3rd is surelly my fave out of all)). And when I'll put my mind together , I'll think about concept for fanart (just like with evil route, a fanart directly of an specific ending) and maybe in spare time will make some doodles ( I'll have to think about in which art style it'll be(or wich one will fit it the best)). I know- I know I tend to make quite a lot (at least for my standards) arts from dsaf, BUT IT'S MY CURRENT FIXATION SO, I'M SORRRRRY. I guess next game I'll be playing will be dialtown, but for that to happen i want it to get on sale (just, so I could buy base game with dlc in price of just base (I know it don't work that way but I don't care))Yeah so ummm, that's all? I guess yes. Just like last time I bet noones reading that(and I don't mind it, after all I'm the one who decides to don't add tags to any just txt type of post, just so it won't pop up at any random person page, god it would feel awkward, especially looking at the point that I'm just writing the way that I would talk to someone so "first thing that comes to mind get noted" so after some amount of time, stuffs that I write feel really stupid/cringey. Shit I'm off topic again) Anyway, Byee~*

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

Dumbest bitch award goes to me, who preordered fo4 and got a free digital copy of fo3 but never bothered to download it bc “I have two fallout 3 discs” and now my bitch ass can’t play it on Xbox one because my ancient add-on discs

[izzymalec]

all my clothes smell like smoke, my eyes are burning, i'm tired and i just went outside the bar and got asked by a middle aged man (the ACTUAL peer group of this bar) what i'm doing, this experience is como se dice... Ungood

[asherscake]

Again, no writing talent just putting out some thoughts, for all my fellow Yuki Fans out there, because we need more Yuki Content. Sorry in advance owo 

So this turned out a bit longer than my usual stuffs and a few dirty words in the end and a tiny bit of choking. Not much much as I do not have confidence in writing smut nor am I good at endings oopsy.

 Just a little writing (I would say) regarding the last GP where Yuki couldnt race. 

Yuki was not in a good mood today, no he was pissed and that was saying it in a nice way. Not driving the GP tomorrow had him upset and he got mad pretty fast, even tho he tried to work on these issues and it got better, he was still learning to get his emotions under control as the young man he is. Not so easy to always keep the emotions in line as a young man who was still growing up.

Its been 20 Minutes since he made it to the Hotel room, and his mood did not get any better. He was cursing his life out in japanese and as attractive as you found it when he talked in his mother language you knew better to interrupt him with the usual “Its not your fault, it will be better next time etc.” lines because saying something like this would only anger him more. Sometimes you actually found it very cute when he was cursing, because who were you kidding Yuki was a little marshmallow, a cutie pie when looking at him. But his actions and his behavior was not always cute and adorable. To put it pluntly Yuki was a devil in disguise and it was something you were not prepared as you got to know him better. Yuki was a mystery to you even after almost 3 years of dating.

 After his shower was done, he wrapped a towel around his waist and sat down at the edge of your temporary bed. Running a hand throug his stil lwet hair in frustration. “You done cursing out the whole world?” you asked, with a chuckle. Trying to lighten the mood. “Its just bullshit, the whole thing is bullshit, how come they can not fix car for tomorrow ? dont they wanna do their job or what is their fuckin’ problem?” he said drinking some Water. Now what were you  going to say ? Nothing would make it better and you knew that. “I am sure the engineers and the whole crew is working overhours Yuki. They are doing their best, dont blame them so hard” “If they work so hard why cant I race tomorrow ?” he asked, anger rising in him again. You sighed and shook your head. “Yuki, enough now” you said, more warning him. “Or what ?” he asked looking at you, he loved to talk back to you like he was a 6 year old, because it got on your nerves every time. Worst part was, you didnt even know what to do, there was nothing you could do or say to back up your warning. “Thought so” he said as you just kept silent. 

“Alright Mr. “ you started again and stood up. “I am going out for food now. You can either continue to be a dramatic bitch or you can come with me and if you behave I will buy you Ice cream later” might as well treat him like the 6 year old he was right now. Getting your jacket and your purse, Yuki didnt move an inch. “I am a dramatic bitch ?” Oops, might have said the words he hated the most. “Right now yes. I do understand how shitty it is, I really do baby, but to act like the crew isnt working hard enough or is not trying to fix the car on purpose or whatsoever is just a bitch move and very dramatic on top of that” you said, saying the words again. Yuki hated nothing more in this world than being called a dramatic bitch. And he was not having it today, not after his car failure, not after being told he cant race tomorrow, not today. And you were going to get punished for this. 

You looked at him, waiting for an answer of what he wanted to do, but as soon as he got up you saw that you messed up. Yuki always had a cold look into his eyes, when he was mad. It was like someone had ripped out all of his humanity leaving only the devilish parts behind. Right now it was giving you shivers. You looked down, not wanting to look at him again, things he hated even more, you not looking at him. Standing in front of you now. “Look at me” he ordered, but you refused making him curse out in japanese once again. “Look at me when you talk shit fuckin cunt.” he said again, but you kept your ground, heart beating faster, because angry Yuki had a bad effect on you, the effect of turning you on. You loved his angry side so much, it was no wonder you pushed him sometimes on purpose just so he would snap and take all his anger out on you. Right now however you regretted it a bit, because you knew how much he was hurt and troubled by the recent events, it just slipped your mouth when he was acting like a spoiled brat. 

As you didnt follow his orders, he lost it. His hand wrapped around your throat, making you moan out. You finally looked at him, seeing his devilish grin. Oh the things his grin does to you, you felt the heat creeping up all over your body. “You wanna repeat what you said ?” he asked, tightening his grip around your neck even more “I am sorry” you whispered out. “You know I hate it the most when you call me that” he growled into your ear and you just nooded slightly not daring to say a word. His hand leaving your throat alone, only to be placed in your hair. Not giving you any second to understand the situation he dragged you back to the bed, by your hair. Now towering you down beneath him. Hand pinned above your head. “You got some words to spare now too ? Or where did your attitude go ?” he spat out, mocking you with his tone. “Two options, you beg me for forgivness and I might go easy on you or you can keep talking shit to me and I will fuck so hard you wish you never boarded that plane 2 days ago. Your choice baby Girl” 

[tyunni]

me when me when i have a whole ass smau to work on, homework to finish for 7 subjects before monday, chemistry to fucking understand even tho it's my worst subject and i suck ass but somehow still managed to get the highest scores one can get last year and now i have to keep up the pace, clothes to buy bcuz i dont wanna wear the same 2 shirts everyday for school, etc. but i'm stil awake at 2:53AM reading enhypen content on tumblr instead of working on any of the things mentioned above 😁📢 A MENACE. A MENACE IS WHAT I AM.

[mister-lady]

Ok so, I didn't realize how hard I was going out on this, guess I like ranting about things fkgndjfkf. But I do a fair amount of paragraphs and for the sake of understanding whats happening and not realizing plain text is boring, I put colors and italics and bolded stuff so it's pretty and easier to read, you can thank me later Jmvjfkdkr /j.

Just for clarification, the colors and bolded and all the such don't have meanings, they're just there for (hopefully) easier reading. Enjoy djgkdkf

So in pokemon sword and shield you get a free galarian slowpoke, and to shorten this a bit, theres a normal original version of pokemon, and some have different versions depending on the region like an alolan or galarian version(mostly in the newer games) and I got a galarian version of slowpoke becuase that give you one for free and you cant find normal slowpokes in sword and sheild and so I was looking up for to evolve one becusse since it's not a normal slowpoke, you have to get these weird special twigs and talk to this NPC that turns it into an item that you give to your galarian slowpoke and slowpoke is one of those special pokemon that have two different forms it can evolve into so it's an either or situation and you can get a slowbro or slowking and I was gonna go for a slowbro cause I like the stats better (even though the stats dont matter unless your doing online competitive battles) even though I'm more biased towards getting slowking and here's the part where I get upset:

Number one. Number uno. Fricken number eins. First of all, I assumed that since slowpoke is a galarian version in this game, it would look a little different when i evolved it, and right i was to assume!!! And they ruined my babies?? (Yes I'm really pulling out pictures for this. I have to.)

This is normal slowpoke. Absolutely adorable and pure and I want one.

This is a galarian slowpoke. Now this isn't too bad, it's cute and got some yellow on it, that's fine, right?

This is slowbro. I'm not sure what's with the thing on its tail but its stil cute and deserves some headpats. Probably be wary of its tail tho

Now this is where I start getting a little bugged. This is galarian slowbro??? I mean it's not bad but the thingy is supposed to be on its tail!!!! I guess it could be good at punching things? And don't get me started on the purple, it just looks...wrong to me, especially the purple on its head.

This is slowking, and as stated, is in absolute king(not actually, just imo). Lovely. Amazing. I want it.

Now this is slowking. As the name states, it's an absoulte king (not actually, just imo). Lovely. Amazing. I want one

Huh?? What is this???? This is galarian slowking and i- I mean I'm speachless but not in the good way- like the thing on his head has weird eyes??? I mean all the shells got eyes but this one stares straight into your soul. And it looks like a zombie!! Maybe it's just me but no.

REASON NUMBER TWO. YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO PAY MONEY AND GET THE DLC JUST TO EVOLVE THE SLOWPOKE INTO EITHER FORM. Wow. I love you nintendo but your so money thirsty one the switch and its gross. Like you want people to buy a new joycon cause one got drift when you can literally stick a Q-tip with rubbing alcohol on it and swish it around the joycon and jiggle the joycon stick a bit and it's fixed for a while. It only gets drift cause it gets dirty you whores.

[abby-from-hell]

Treebros. 😍

who is more likely to be the designated driver at a party ? Hmmmm it’s a hard one bc I think Evan hates to drive and Connor would be HIGH at a party, and Evan wouldn’t want Connor to be driving high. But I stil think Connor would drive even tho he’s high cuz he doesn’t care.

who is more likely to tell the other about their feelings first ? I think Connor would accidentally say that’s he’s into Evan and only realize after Evan’s reaction

who is more likely to initiate hugs ? Honestly, Evan??? I don’t feel like Connor would be comfortable initiating a hug (at the beginning, if they’re in a relationship he wouldn’t care)

who is more likely to cling to the other while they sleep ? EVAN!!!! And he’s SO EMBARRASSED when he wakes up and notice what he did

who is more likely to be flirty with the other when they are drunk ? Hmm I guess Evan is more likely but his flirting is so cute and adorable that Connor just laughs, but (even though he doesn’t drink much) when Connor gets drunk and decides to flirt he’s REALLY FLIRTY.

who is more likely to bring a stray dog back to their home ? Hm Evan... and he’s like “we don’t need to keep him, just feed for a while and find him a new home” and they definitely keep him

who is more likely to propose ? I think after they get older and spend some years together Evan would be the one who proposes.

who is more likely buy dinner ? THEY FIGHT TO SEE WHO’S PAYING FOR DINNER EVERY DAMN TIME

who is more likely to wake up the earliest in the morning ? Evan 100%

who is more likely to say ‘i love you’ first ? Again, I think Connor would say bc he didn’t really think about it, it’d slip out of his mouth

who is more likely to hog all the sheets at night in bed ? CONNOR!!!!!

who is more likely to be designated cooker ? I think Connor, he’d be reading kosher recipes online to impress Evan

who is more likely to control the remote when they watch tv ? Evaaaaaan, he doesn’t even notice he’s just so excited the tv shows he doesn’t realize he’s in complete control of the remote

who is more likely to snore when they sleep ? EVAN! But Connor doesn’t mention it bc he’d be embarrassed (okay, he does mention it when he wants to make fun of Evan)

who is more likely the better driver ? Connor definitely, bc Evan is to anxious to drive

who is more likely to plan a date ? Hm I think Connor

who is more likely to bring the other breakfast in bed? Aww I have to say Evan. 1- he’s the first one to wake up 2- he usually says “BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF THE DAY”

who is more likely to throw up after a long night of drinking ? Connor. Okay, this may sound controversial but I’ll explain: mixing weed and alcohol is really bad, the weed will fuck up your blood pressure (specially if you already have hypotension) so you’re more likely to feel veeeeery dizzy. I’ve seen more people throwing up bc they mixed weed with just one beer than heavy drinking

who is more likely to get pulled over by police ? OBVIOUSLY CONNOR

who is more likely to get to an event on time ? Evaaaaan, he’s an anxious mess, he probably has an alarm that tells him when he should leave the house.

who is more likely to have the better handwriting ? Probably Evan, he’s too worried that someone won’t understand his handwriting

who is more likely to admit they are wrong in an argument ? Oh that’s a hard one... Honestly, Evan, Connor seems too stubborn

who is more likely to finish a pint of beer first ? Connor! Even though he doesn’t drink much it doesn’t mean he hates alcohol, he could be a heavy drinker if he wanted too

who is more likely to give the best presents ? Evaaaaan (Im too drunk to elaborate but definitely Evan)

who is more likely to share their stash ? HAHA CONNOR

who is more likely to top ? 👀 okay so... I personally think Connor, HOWEVER I’ve read some great fics where Evan tops and wow I’m almost 50/50 on that question

who is more likely to initiate PDA ? Connooooooor

who is more likely to talk the other out of a piercing/tattoo ? EVAN FOR SURE CUZ CONNOR IS DEFINITELY THE ONE WHO HAD A STUPID IDEA FOR A TATTOO OR IDK A NIPPLE PIERCING

who is more likely to kill the house plants ? OOF DEFINITELY CONNOR, Evan is a forest expertise, he would NEVER kill any plants