#im way too deunk for this im SORRY

[abby-from-hell]

Treebros. 😍

who is more likely to be the designated driver at a party ? Hmmmm it’s a hard one bc I think Evan hates to drive and Connor would be HIGH at a party, and Evan wouldn’t want Connor to be driving high. But I stil think Connor would drive even tho he’s high cuz he doesn’t care.

who is more likely to tell the other about their feelings first ? I think Connor would accidentally say that’s he’s into Evan and only realize after Evan’s reaction

who is more likely to initiate hugs ? Honestly, Evan??? I don’t feel like Connor would be comfortable initiating a hug (at the beginning, if they’re in a relationship he wouldn’t care)

who is more likely to cling to the other while they sleep ? EVAN!!!! And he’s SO EMBARRASSED when he wakes up and notice what he did

who is more likely to be flirty with the other when they are drunk ? Hmm I guess Evan is more likely but his flirting is so cute and adorable that Connor just laughs, but (even though he doesn’t drink much) when Connor gets drunk and decides to flirt he’s REALLY FLIRTY.

who is more likely to bring a stray dog back to their home ? Hm Evan... and he’s like “we don’t need to keep him, just feed for a while and find him a new home” and they definitely keep him

who is more likely to propose ? I think after they get older and spend some years together Evan would be the one who proposes.

who is more likely buy dinner ? THEY FIGHT TO SEE WHO’S PAYING FOR DINNER EVERY DAMN TIME

who is more likely to wake up the earliest in the morning ? Evan 100%

who is more likely to say ‘i love you’ first ? Again, I think Connor would say bc he didn’t really think about it, it’d slip out of his mouth

who is more likely to hog all the sheets at night in bed ? CONNOR!!!!!

who is more likely to be designated cooker ? I think Connor, he’d be reading kosher recipes online to impress Evan

who is more likely to control the remote when they watch tv ? Evaaaaaan, he doesn’t even notice he’s just so excited the tv shows he doesn’t realize he’s in complete control of the remote

who is more likely to snore when they sleep ? EVAN! But Connor doesn’t mention it bc he’d be embarrassed (okay, he does mention it when he wants to make fun of Evan)

who is more likely the better driver ? Connor definitely, bc Evan is to anxious to drive

who is more likely to plan a date ? Hm I think Connor

who is more likely to bring the other breakfast in bed? Aww I have to say Evan. 1- he’s the first one to wake up 2- he usually says “BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF THE DAY”

who is more likely to throw up after a long night of drinking ? Connor. Okay, this may sound controversial but I’ll explain: mixing weed and alcohol is really bad, the weed will fuck up your blood pressure (specially if you already have hypotension) so you’re more likely to feel veeeeery dizzy. I’ve seen more people throwing up bc they mixed weed with just one beer than heavy drinking

who is more likely to get pulled over by police ? OBVIOUSLY CONNOR

who is more likely to get to an event on time ? Evaaaaan, he’s an anxious mess, he probably has an alarm that tells him when he should leave the house.

who is more likely to have the better handwriting ? Probably Evan, he’s too worried that someone won’t understand his handwriting

who is more likely to admit they are wrong in an argument ? Oh that’s a hard one... Honestly, Evan, Connor seems too stubborn

who is more likely to finish a pint of beer first ? Connor! Even though he doesn’t drink much it doesn’t mean he hates alcohol, he could be a heavy drinker if he wanted too

who is more likely to give the best presents ? Evaaaaan (Im too drunk to elaborate but definitely Evan)

who is more likely to share their stash ? HAHA CONNOR

who is more likely to top ? 👀 okay so... I personally think Connor, HOWEVER I’ve read some great fics where Evan tops and wow I’m almost 50/50 on that question

who is more likely to initiate PDA ? Connooooooor

who is more likely to talk the other out of a piercing/tattoo ? EVAN FOR SURE CUZ CONNOR IS DEFINITELY THE ONE WHO HAD A STUPID IDEA FOR A TATTOO OR IDK A NIPPLE PIERCING

who is more likely to kill the house plants ? OOF DEFINITELY CONNOR, Evan is a forest expertise, he would NEVER kill any plants

[mycomori]

deunk me gets overly emotional and wants to send text messages begging my friend to come home and stay with me so she won’t have to live in the city and strip anymore i want to help her but she won’t come back it kills me she never should she moved i shouldn’t have elt her i shouldn’t have supported it but i wnated out of my life so bad too i was desperate to get away i didn’t see fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. im sad and tired and i feel like i’m rotting death. walking death. waking ghost. i don’t know. i wish i was really. sorry i’m so dark today. i need my ed back again. i need it to be numb. or to feel less. i feel too much without it. it’s not kirmal or healthy how much i feel. i can’t handle it. i can’t fucking deal with it. im took weak. i jjst wanna get away from it. i wanna escape it. even if i know it’s stupid. and i’m fully aware of what i’m doing is fucjing stupid. it’s almost worse that i know i fully realize and i jsut do not care i jsut keeo doibg it. and i still wanna go back. i can’t find someone to abuse me the way i deserve so i do it mysekf. i wanna stare to bones again. i don’t wanna be this weight but most importantly i don’t want to exist at all. idk what this breakdown is rn besides a long time coming i’ve been doing objectively really well and been trying i am still trying like i’m not gonna off myself or anything i’m jsut like goin thru it rn i’ve emy own shit as well as all the fucking times i failed to help those i love despite trying. i’ve realized a lot of the urge of life in a really short slight of time due to my life long denial and lemme jjst day they fucking destroyed me and my sense of self and the world around me. i have no hope. i want to. but i can’t beat it. hope is a burden. it’s a horrible painful thing. it is a double edged sword. it is as pure and good as it is deeply vicious. and it eats you. it eats you alive. it eats you down to bones. and you let it. you let it.