#stfuf

[nanni-shall-be-restored-in-full]

I love this. It’s next level “kill the cop in your head”. It’s “stand in your doorway in front of the cop in your head and demand a warrant!”

Remind the cop in your head that the curtilage of your head is also part of your home and he is as unwelcome there as inside it!

Keep an ACLU card in the wallet in your head so you know your rights in case the cop in your head pulls you over.

It is always STFU Friday when the cop in your head shows up.

Why did you pull me over?

I'm not discussing my day.

Am I being detained or am I free to go?

I invoke the fifth.

I’m great at pushing back against authority unless the authority is in my head. This helps.

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

[knific]

part one of confronting my weird visions

[istjury]

wgatever, look at this guy. he has zero brain cells

[mrthenarrator]

Did you delete some posts/asks?

Because I remember this one specific one and I can't seem to find it.

Not mad just curious.

(ooc: ive been away recently bc ive been sick, but which post exactly? i dont think ive delete any posts that have been published as far as im aware. I cant say about asks in the inbox, but in terms of posted asks i dont think ive deleted any.)

(do you remember what post it was?)

[jinjofitzo]

i fucking hate being black in america sometimes

[loveregrown]

I hope you know the things I say about tsumugi aren't a joke they're my genuine feelings and not an attempt at comedy. Ok?

[vulnerablestrengthinpain]

I want to balance things out tho. Most muder victims on shows are women. Pretty much the overwhelming majority of victims are women.

I want men to be victims. Delicious. Cathartic.

Not that I don't write bad things happen to women but men are the focus. For one thing, how often do we see men raped, in any media? Even most fanfic it seems still has women as victims of sexual violence.

There's something extremely depressing to me about how many people just don't want to get weird with female characters the way they do with male characters.

Like, I can kind of see why a lot of people feel weird about writing about bad things happening to female characters, but what it leads to is everyone putting female characters up on a shelf where you can admire them but you can't actually do anything interesting with them because that might be sexist or just make people feel bad. And I think that's actually a whole lot worse in the long run.

[cellclothism]

sorry for being dead for like .....a day i went camping

[agesharp]

nmy wisdom teeth have been growing in for the past like year and theh keep stopping and starting and today its HURTING

[chronicallyonline101]

what type OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE I WANNA TRY RECOMMENDING STFUF!!!!

HIHI ITS HARD TO SAY i quite like Oingo Boingo and Will Wood SO IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS SIMILAR TO THEM THEN I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT!!! I quite like things with heavy bass and drums, it pleases my ears to hear

[pastadoughie]

Made in Microsoft Paint (WIN 10) || 12-14-2024

IDONT WANA BE A TWINKKK NYMORE!!

[mattmurdock42]

PMS? Oh, yes.

W.c: 2.5k

Pairing: Clark Kent X Reader X August Walker X Walter Marshall X Syverson.

Warnings: you on your pms being a little grumpy and sentimental. Talk of body insecurities a little. Lots os fluff!! (I don't know, but maybe the reader is kind of a baby girl sometimes? I still don't know for sure, but the boys like it very much!)

Sumary: after an afternoon in a meeting, you and the boys decide to watch a movie, in which they discover you have a crush on some character and you get on your nerves for it. The next day, they know what's is happening to you, Pms, right?

It was a cloudy friday. You woke up and went to take breakfast.

In the kitchen you gave good morning to everyone and went to seat on your spot on the table. Your breakfast was already ready. The boys insisted on doing every morning. Clark affirming that you drank the same coffe, so it was no bother to him to make your mug at the same time as his. And Walter, with the same excuse, saying that you two ate the same sandwich, so there was no reason for him not to make yours with his. They were spoiling you, they always did. Besides they never treated you like less, for beign the only girl in the group, you couldn´t deny that they spoiled you. Your days of cooking were less, they were constantly asking if you were okay after playing a sport with them (they knew they could get rough), always when you were to watch a movie, they made a special cup of hot chocolate for you, they always knew your choices from the menu (they could be very attentive sometimes), and the list goes further.

Today was a normal day. In the morning, you went to August's personal gym. In the begining of the afternoon, you read your book in the balcony with Clark reading his, his legs propped on the small table, and yours on top of his thighs, your head propped in two pillows. In the middle of the afternoon, you had a metting online of your job and went till night. After the meeting you met the boys on the living room.

"Doll, we asked pizza for dinner. I said you wanted four cheese, but Clark and Sy said you wanted Peperoni, so we asked peperoni, since it won the votes." August said.

"Okay, sometimes it´s weird you knowing the flavour i´ll want in the day."

"We just want to make you feel special, Dove." Walter said, making you blush and look to the floor.

Before the food arrived, you all went to pick a movie. After some battles, you settled for Avengers 4.

The pizza arrived. After the dinner, you offered to make the cocoa today.

Finished the task, you took everybody´s mugs to them. Only now, getting back from the kitchen with your own, it was when you took a look for your seat. The four bear of a man took all the space on the couch. Usually you sat on a big, comfortable armchair, stfuffed full of blankets and pillows to be more cozy and warm. That had become your chair (actually, it was really more comfortable than the couch itself). However, Sy and Walter started fighting that afternoon, because of a stupid videogame, and broke the chair (Walter pushing Sy against a foot of the armchair, making it break and loose it´s balance, breaking another foot. August scolded then and took the armchair to the consert, but it would took a few days to get it back.

You had no place to sit, so you decided to make a small bed of blankets on the floor, near the couch. You took your blankets and pillows that you used on the armchair (they were gathered on the arm of the couch) and started making your improvised bed. While your concentration was at the task in hand, you didn´t see the boys looking at each other, confusion etched on their faces.

"Doll, what are you doing?" August asked.

"I don´t have the chair anymore, so i don´t have my seat. I´m gonna make a blanket bed on the floor. Why?"

"You are so not staying on the floor, come to the couch." Sy said.

"Well, i don´t know if you noticed, but there is no space for even one more atom there." You responded him.

" Just lay on top of us, or sit on somebody´s lap." Sy said as if it was the most obvious decision you could make. They all agreed.

You exitated for a moment, but you knew they wouldn´t let you stay on the floor, even with all the blankets of the mansion.

You got near Clark, who was sitting at one of the points of the sofa and quietly asked. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"Sure, sweety." He responded.

You sat on his lap and rested your back on his chest. The movie started. After five minutes, you were already feeling self conscious of your weight (you weren´t petite, nor exactly skinny, and you knew that). You whispered something to Clark, but apparently, not low enough, because everybody looked at you in kind of shock. "Clark, if I get too heavy, just tell me and i´ll move, okay?"

With your statement, all the boys looked at you.

"What did you just say, dove?" Walter asked.

"I just didn't want Calrk to be unconfortable." You said, aready blushing for the way they were looking, wide eyed, at you.

"Okay, i've seen buildings fall on him and he left him without a scratch, he lifted like it was nothing, and you think you, on his lap, will hurt him?" August was deadpanned.

"i just didn´t want to bother him." You whispered, looking to your hands.

"How much do you thing you weight, dove?" Walter questioned.

"Ceirtainly not more then a whole Metropolis building." Sy stated.

"I'm sorry." You say, turning on Clark's lap to hug him, hidding your face on the crock of his neck, on the side were there was no one sitting to see you.

"Leave her alone." Clark gestured with his mouth. "It's okay, sweety. Don´t mind them. It´s very thoughtfull of you to think about my confort. But you are not heavy. You feel like a thin sheet over me. I can barely feel your weight."

"Okay." You whisper in his ear as you position yourself to face the tv again. You noticed the movie was paused and they were all still looking at you. "Continue the movie."

"Have you ever seen Sy and Clark wrestle?" August asked you.

"No."

"He lifts Sy in two seconds, with just one arm, and he holds him there until Sy surenders. I still can not believe you think you are heavy."

"I said i'm sorry" You say hugging Clark´s torso this time, starting to feel bad about their coments.

"Stop tormenting her, she is just a sweet girl, being nice as always." Clark explained, enveloping your back with one arm.

"My apologies, Doll. I just can´t imagine you thinking yourself too heavy. I didn´t mean to upset you." August said.

"Everybody have insecurities, it´s not nice to make fun of then." You say hidding your face on Clark´s chest.

"Good job, dickhead, now you really upset her." Walter said rolling his eyes.

" I´m sorry, Doll, it wasn´t my intension, you know it. Can i give you an apology hug ?" August asked, stroking the back of your head with one arm stretched, almost laying on top of Walter and Sy to be able to reach you. As he does so, you take your face off of Clark's chest and look at him with puffy, red eyes. It caught August's heart strings. "Oh, Doll, please forgive me." He said stretching both arms, inviting you for a hug. You looked up at Clark and, with a simpathetic grin, he nodded at you to go.

You untangled yourself from the kriptonian's body and went to August. You lined down to hug him, when suddenly he pulled you to his lap, making you gasp in surprise. "Forgive me, sometimes i can be a jerk, i'm sorry. It's just that, i think you are so confident in some matters, that i forget you might have insecurities as well." As he says that, he kisses your forehead.

You look at him and gives a small smile. "It´s okay, just don´t do that anymore, don´t push too far." You respond him.

As you go to get up to go back to Clark´s lap, August envelops your waist with his long arms, not letting you go. "Can I steal you from Clark? Could you watch the movie from here? Please?"

You exitate for a couple of second but agrees.

As you start to make yourself comfortable, he says. "And don´t worry, if i get unconfortable, i´ll tell you." He says, guessing your thoughts.

"Okay, thank you." You lowly say, resting your head on his shoulder.

The movie continues.

In the middle, in the scene where Thor and Rocket are in Asgard for an Infinite Stone, there is a brieve scene where Loki shows up. You were curled on August's lap hugging one of his arms, and in this specific scene, you curl yourself more and squeez his arm, holding during the scene. August just took as you getting more confortable. Walter, who was by his side, noticed your move and thought the same thing. Later, during another scene, this time in New York, when Tony and Scott were going to get the stone, Loki appeared on the screen again and, one more time, you squeezed August's bicep, but, this time, as Loki said his lines, you mouthed them with him. August felt your breath on his arm and looked at you, who were oblivious to his gaze and mouthing alongside the character. Walter saw you in the corner of his eyes as well. As the scene passed, they looked at each other with a knowing grin. To test their theory, August took the remote control and said. "I want to see that scene back, i zoned out during it." and he put again, and again, you curl more into him and give a silly smile. But little did you know that this time, there were four pair of eyes looking at you, since Walter told Sy and Clark about his and August's theory while August was getting back in the movie.

As the scene unfolded again and ended, the movie was paused again. You looked at August in cinfussion. "Why did you stop?" That's when you noticed they were all staring at you. "Why are you all looking at me? What happened?"

"I can not believe it, you like Loki!" Walter said smilling bright.

"I certainly do not!"

"Yes, you do. everyone saw it, darling. Loki, out of every avenger, Loki!" Sy said.

"How could you have seen it? You can´t see emotions." You say sulking your face and looking down to your lap, not wanting to give up on your secret crush (not so secret anymore, aparently).

"Doll, I felt your breath against my arm while you said his phrases with him, i also felt you squeeze my arm the three times he apeared. We all saw your silly smile. You can´t deny it."

"You are such a traitor." You say as you try to get out of his lap. "Let me go, you snake."

"Ouch! Not necessary." He says, finally letting you go. You take the blankets and pillows and put it on the floor by the foot of the couch, sitting there and making yourself comfortable. A second later, you fell caloused hands sneaking under your armpits, lifting you in the air and sitting you on somebody's lap. "Hey, hey, Hey!" You said in surprise. You knew those hands, it was Walter's.

"We said you were not staying on the floor." Walter said. You didn´t respond, just curled yourself into his lap, like you did in August's, resting your head on his chest and looking to the tv.

"Why the sulking face now?" Sy asked.

"I was just smiling at the tv, in peace, and you were all observing me, that's not fair. I'm a grown woman, i can like other people without being teased. And yes, Loki, for god's sake. He´s funny, inteligent, sarcastic, have nice hair, have some hobbies that i also have, and he is freakishingly handsome. Having a conversation with him'd seem really interesting and pleasant. He is just misunderstood and got involved with the wrong people. Get over it!" You raised your voice a little. After you finish your indignation, you hide your face on Walter's chest. Gosh, his was softer then Clark´s. His honkers larger and more cozy, you could stay like that forever.

They all stayed quiet for a bit. After a couple of minutes, realization of your previous act beamed down on you. Great, now you were embarassed. So, you decided to deal with the situation the quickiest way you knew. You turned to face August. "Sorry for calling you a snake, it was not fair, you did nothing wrong." Then you turned on Walter's lap, stradling him now, so you could face everyone. Looking down to your fidgeting fingers, you spoke "I´m sorry for raising my voice and being mad at you, it was unrational and did not have any pourpose. I hope you can forgive me and we can all continue watching the film." As you ended your apology, Walter pulled your body forward into a tight hug, smoothing your back.

"It's okay, dove. We all loose our temper sometimes."

"I´'m sorry you all." You say again, voice muffled by Walter's neck.

"It's okay, Doll." As August said that, you untangle yourself from Walter and go to August's lap again, hugging him one more time.

"I was mean when you were being nice to me, forgive me."

"It's okay, don´t worry. Everyone has bad days. Shhhh." He cooed you.

"Let's continue the movie" Sy said. And so you did.

When you woke up, you were at your room. Same clothes from last night. How did you got there? The last thing you remember was you watching the middle of the movie.

You get up and go take a shower. After having freshened up, you go to the boys area to have breakfast.

"Good morning" you say rubbing your eyes.

"Good Morning" They all said back. As you sat on the table, you see your breakfast ready, as always, but with a small chocolate bar added on the side of your plate.

"We thought you might want something sweet." Clark said.

"O-okay, thank you. But, why'd think so? If you don't mind me asking."

"Because you are in your PMS, darling. So this may help."Sy stated.

"PMS? But i don't have it. And it's funny you trying to tame my hormones with a chocolate bar."

"Well, i'm sorry to tell you, darling, but we think you do have PMS."

You laughed a little. "If you say so. But, how do you know i'm in my PMS?"

"After you slept on my lap last night, you looked really tired, and your hands clutched really tight on my sweather, something was not right. So, Clark remembered that tree weeks ago you were menstruated, then, assuming you had a normal cicle, we did the maht based on those asssumptions, and you had to be on your PMS." August stated.

"Oh, I feel mortified!"

"Don´t be, sweety, it's a natural thing. A painful thing that men will never experience, and the least we could do is understad it and try to help the most we can." Clark said.

"Well, and i'm sorry for behaving like a rude person." You say laughing.

"You have nothing to apologize about" August said.

You ate your breakfast and, in the end, while you were finishing your coffe, Walter asked you " Dove, could you get me the mug from August's job please? I wanna see it up close."

" Sure." You went to the place where the mugs usually were but didn't find it.

"August, honey, where is it?"

"Oh, it's in the top shelf." He said.

You looked up and found it. You were not sure you could reach it, but before you could go grab a chair, you decided to give it a try. Standing on your tiptoes, you stretched your arm up to get it, but only your fingertips could touch it. Before you can even think about turning to get a chair, you felt to hands on your hips, pushing you up with ease.

You looked down at Sy, "They were right, you are fun to lift."

You imediately blushed, hidding your face in your hands. "Oh my god, put me down." You lowly said. Sudenlly, you fell yourself being lifted up and down. "Come on, Sy." You tried one more time. However, he didn't listen, instead, he put you down for one second, before putting one arm behind your thighs and one behind your back, lifting you bridal style.

"Don't be shy, darling, everyone got their turn before but me, it's only fair." He said, softly laughing. Then, he starts curling his arms, pushing you up and down on his embrace. You couldn't resist yourself and you started laughing.

You were oblivious to their looks at you and Sy. They really got upset with you last night for you thinking bad of your body, since they considered you the most cute thing ever. So, seeing you laughing hard while Sy lifted you, made then really happy. However, they wanted to make you laugh too, so they joined you.

"Pass her to me." Walter demanded.

"Guys, don't, we have more things to do." You spoke.

"Nothing is more important than hearing you laugh, dove." Walter said as he got you from Sy. He put his hands under your armpits and through you in the air, making you scream. After he caught you, you hugged him, with your legs around his waist tight and said "Don't do that. It's scaryy."

"Hey, dont do that! Poor thing, ask her first." August said as he got you from Walter. You were clinged to him know, just like a coala. "So, Doll, what are you going to do today?"

"In the morning i'm going to the gym. In the afternoon i have some work to do and i promised Lurdez, Rosa and Juana (the maids who you share your ala with) to have dinner with then today. A girl's night, more specific."

"And when would you tell us that, if i didn't asked? I don't like they stealing you from us." August stated.

"Oh, come on, it is just one night. You all can have a boys night, will be so fun! And, i was going to tell you over lunch."

"Honey, without you here, it's a chaos, you put limits in those barbarians." August said side eyeing the others.

"You had your turn, give her to me." Clark said. He took you and got you on the couch, sitting you on his lap. "Did you sleep well, sweety?"

"Yes, i was very tired yesterday, work wore me out. And you? Good dreams?"

"Yes, besides hearing Sy's snores all night, i slept well."

You laughed, passing your hands on his curls. "i have to go now, get ready for my daily training. See you, everyone." You said, waving back as you exited the kitchen.

"I can't believe she thought she was heavy, she weights half of Sy." Said Clark.

"I was so sad to hear she has insecurities, i always thought she was so cute and perfect." August added.

"I just wanna make her feel good with herself." Walter said lowly.

"Same here, man. In this quarentine, we need to show her how incredible she is."

[gwynndolin]

all cummed in and stfuf

yup and leaked out the sides, pregnant

[atiianeishaunted]

some canon stfuf about the sonder cast bwaa :33 you can have ur own hcs btw id love to see them <3 but!! yeah,, i feel liek infodumping a teensy bit hrgfrhfh mainly cuz im not in an art mood 2day sigh doesnt include everyone bc this is only stuff i can think of off the top of my head atm but :3

lance: canonically bisexual, might be a trans man (havent decided? its honestly up 2 the audience, could go either way), was a huge moviestarplanet player when he was a kid, would probably play dress to impress methinks, for the LONGEST time was convinced something was going on between allura and keith and was insanely jealous and bitter, has the worst gaydar ever TRUST, figured out he was bisexual while playing msp but it only got worse when he met keith and hes really pissed about it

keith: gay as hell but hasnt exactly processed or accepted it (just knows hes scared of women) (for many reasons), transgender (will respond to anything besides feminine pronouns n such), most likely did his own piercings dont ask how or why, allura is the only woman thus far hes comfortable with because she reminds him of a certain someone, allura and him r huge gossips, jack of all trades but really does not know what hes good at like he doesnt know a thing about himself (one time lance challenged him to try out his sniper bc they got into an argument and keith was surprisingly good at it, he was evidently more confused than lance somehow?) (think that one family guy audio where s liek "how r u doing that" "i dunno ;;; O_O"), if you ask him ANYTHING about himself he will most likely just say "yeah i dont rememebr" or "I dont know", often talks very old school and "retro" (in lance's words), surprisingly a decent cook/baker, not as good as hunk of course but can keep up, despite this it was revealed in a conversation with hunk that keith was eating glass among other inedible things while going crazy in the desert (his feral era <3), can diy explosives among other things and no one acknowledges it because it scares them, this boy is very autistic, audhd in fact, im right and you all know it allura: lesbian but doesnt realize it just yet, would probably love the idea of neo/xenopronouns she'd find them whimsical, surprisingly prefers moths over butterflies (mainly after a talk she and keith had one night), huge gossip and loves romance but not in a "i need to date a man" way but "i want to play cupid" (think mabel from gravity falls) (she did have a phase of being boy crazy but that quickly went away when she was brought out of stasis), she loves dressing up but mainly dresses down and more casually because she doesnt go out as much thanks to altea going kaput and all that, she adores gardening and likes to make dyes and such from her flowers, huge diy queen (TRUSTT) she can sew and all that, probably real crafty, keith and allura are close friends and both extremely out of touch with normal human people, she frequently asks him for advice due to their closeness and they just make eachother worse /aff, unironically used wicked in a sentence and was very proud of it (lance almost threw keith out of an airlock for this one), not the best cook but tries her best and is fairly confident with her skills (vicecore if you play alchemy stars) (keith almost banned her from the kitchen) (they agreed on supervised kitchen hours)

pidge: aroace and agender, literally a chronically online cosplayer tech nerd, probably has been cancelled multiple times to the point where matthew had to take every piece of tech they had in the house, has doxxed people before, obsessed with vocaloid and anime, wants to get piercings really bad but their parents wont let them, uses any pronouns and if you ask for their gender they will change their answer everytime or answer with something silly like "the void", their favorite person is Hunk but beyond that prefers robots and tech as their companions, keith is their favorite victim of pranks (save him), the only one who isnt scared of keith even a little bit, evil scientist coded, too smart for their own good, not very socially smart and misses social cues but doesnt really care, very picky about the food they consume, iconic 13-14 year old who is a bit too excited at the prospect of having an excuse to build weapons

[lil-hunni]

there's nothin :(

do yyo guys think the narrator guy from the stanley parble owuld be a nice cg

been a bit attacged lately hehehee

[mantischrysalis]

while it doesnt actually matter if people interpret my art as being fetish/sexual or whatever but i do Worry About It quite a bit esp when like putting stfuf like that peter sequence in the actual character tags. and then i look at r/transformation for 10 seconds and realize oh no i'm fine i'm literally fine actually