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I’ve decided that Antonio Banderas is my headcanon voice for Beef. Looking forward to rewatching Steve Legends with this headcanon in mind.
🎵 Who is your favorite fearless Elite? Who is your favorite fearless Eeee-eeee-lite?
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Beef: No matter how insecure or terrible you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
#(*cough* he couldn't punch through the walls of the catacombs though as Faceless)#steve legends#beef#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: tumblr#source: gomjabbar
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Beef: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you about?
#steve legends#beef#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: how to train your dragon
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Beef: We live in a disgusting dystopian society were swordsmanship isn’t a respectable college major.
#steve legends#beef#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: tumblr
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Beef: You got tossed out too, huh?
Colle: Yeah, for yelling.
Beef: You yelled in the museum? That is hardcore!
Colle: Why’d you get thrown out?
Beef: Stole a pterodactyl. It’s not like I yelled.
#steve legends#beef#colle#steve legends beef#steve legends colle#rq!red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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Colle, killing spiders: 28! 29!
Beef, killing spiders: 34! 35!
Beef: [climbs onto a giant and strikes it down, causing it to fall and crush an entire swarm of spiders to death] [hasn’t broken a single sweat]
Colle:
Colle: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE.
#steve legends#colle#beef#steve legends colle#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: lord of the rings
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Beef and Goggles: *trying to explain their plan to destroy the Last Inferno to the other Steves*
Beef: And you just - drop in and - just smack the lip - WAPPAH
Goggles: Then you drop down - SNA-BAHAHA
The other Steves:
#steve legends#rq!red steve#beef#goggles#steve legends beef#steve legends goggles#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: vine
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Sharp: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Beef: That’s why I carry two swords.
#steve legends#sharp#beef#steve legends sharp#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: unknown
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Beef: Too many songs about love. Not enough songs about sword fights.
#steve legends#rainbow quest#beef#steve legends beef#rq!red steve#red steve#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#incorrect rainbow quest quotes#source: tumblr
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(Beef visits one of the civilizations that Colle discovered and is overwhelmed by the beauty of it all)
Beef, tearing up: It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
Beef, suddenly scowling: But not this man.
Beef: Get back in there, tear.
Beef: [scrunches up his face as the tear is sucked back into the tear duct]
#rainbow quest#steve legends#beef#rq!red steve#steve legends beef#incorrect quotes#incorrect rainbow quest quotes#incorrect steve legends quotes#source: cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
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Beef, flexing: You see these arms?
Beef: Wii Sports Resort.
#steve legends#rainbow quest#beef#rq!red steve#steve legends beef#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve saga quotes#incorrect rainbow quest quotes#source: tumblr#(another reuse)
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