#stephen's strange family

[amagicdoctor]

no fr how does she look?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Peter: You have to help me! Harry’s taking me to meet his parents tonight!

Stephen: Oh wow, that’s a big step!

Peter(sarcastic): Oh, really? That hadn’t occurred to me!

Tony: Kid, it’s gonna be fine! Just be yourself!

Peter: They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue!

Stephen(to Tony): Oh yeah, he can’t be himself…

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[strangeironaf]

Tony: Everyone synchronise your watches.

America: I don't know how to do that.

Peter: I don't wear a watch.

Stephen: Time is a construct.

[kyuyua]

The most Supreme Family 💖💖

[seekyoursun]

supreme family prompt

tony: i’m supposed to be the cool dad. i’m the one who’s let peter stay up late and eat ice cream at midnight. i’m the one who let him watch r rated movies.

stephen: you still do that

tony(pouting): yeah, well now you have a flying cape and magical powers. all i have is a tin can i fly around in.

stephen: peter, tell your dad he’s cooler than me.

peter(awkwardly looking between his fathers): well— i think you’re both cool)

tony(now crying): before he would’ve said i was cooler!!! my ego’s crushed!!!

stephen(patting his husband on the shoulder): maybe that’s not… a bad thing…

[xenocorner]

Supreme family? I don't know her, all I know is Team Well, Shit.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

[airas-story]

Tony wears Stephen’s clothes fluff? Maybe someone notices it and he forgot he put it on?

Clint drowned his coffee. The last mission had been exhausting; he couldn’t wait to go home to Laura and the kids. 

A nudge to his side pulled him from his coffee haze. He glared at Natasha whose elbow dug into his ribs a second time. “What?”

Natasha tilted her head to the door.

Clint shifted forward to see what had caught her attention. Tony. “What?” he asked again. “It’s Tony.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’re Hawkeye, aren’t you? Notice anything?” she asked.

Clint stuck his tongue out at her. Yes, he was Hawkeye… he also hadn’t slept in days. Still, he looked back to where Tony shuffled around on an early morning call.

It took half a second to pick it out. Tony’s pants dragged slightly on the ground. Tony, who had everything, up to and including his pajamas, tailored. Okay, that was maybe an exaggeration.

Still, Tony’s pajama pants normally fit. These ones belonged to someone several inches taller than Tony.

There was only one possibility. He grinned at Natasha. “Strange made a move?”

She smirked. “How long do you think we can hint we know, before the two realize we know?”

Those two? Absolutely oblivious. “Six weeks. Minimum.”

[popcorn-plots]

Things my family has said as incorrect ironstrange quotes

Peter: If I put money into the washing machine, is it money laundering?

Tony: [barely audible] yes.

Stephen: [muffled laughter]

Peter: [staring at America putting bacon strips on a pan] what if I ate raw bacon. What then.

Harley: Do it.

Stephen: Don't eat raw bacon, Peter.

Peter: but what if I did?

Tony: you'd get sick and be a slave to the porcelain toilet throne.

Peter: [texting] I'm supposed to be paying attention in class but the macarena just started playing in my head

Harley: haha

Harley: EYYYY MACARENA

[amagicdoctor]

Illyana when

[burningfudge]

rereading the thanksgiving issue of vision and the scarlet witch is so funny. peak comedy, actually

magneto showing up with no one knowing except wanda, who invited him out of guilt, is hilarious

erik: hello!

everyone: wtf

LOL pietro really is the least favorite child

pietro: hello fath-

erik: WHERE IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER?

(it’s also kinda funny that technically, luna is the oldest maximoff grandchild, but due to reincarnation reasons, she’s now the youngest and billy and tommy are older than her)

erik’s just trying to drink his tea while namor, janet, and stephen judge him 😭 can’t a man just visit his family for thanksgiving in peace

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tony: There is not a single bit of storage space left in this whole house!

Peter: Storage space for what?

Tony(points at an ugly vase): That…!

(The kids look at the vase and cringe)

Harley: It’s like a ceramic cry for help.

Tony(through his teeth): It’s a beautiful, and thoughtful gift from your Great Aunt Peggy and I like it very much.

Morgan: If you like it so much, why can’t you look directly at it?

Tony: I can! (Tries and fails to do so )

(Stephen walks in and sees the vase)

Stephen: -GAAAH! That vase is still here! (to Tony) I thought you said, ‘don’t worry honey , I’ll find a hiding place for that hideous monstrosity’…?!

[strangeironaf]

Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

[moodboards-aesthetics]

Tony Stark & Stephen Strange aka IronStrange

[cazuela-time]

I'm a pretty big fan of the trope of the egotistical genius being a dad