#stephen's strange family

[amagicdoctor]

no fr how does she look?

[mimicben]

A little supreme fam doodle

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: I’m using my veto.

Stephen: Veto? You don’t get a veto.

Peter: Why not? You veto me all the time!

Stephen: That’s because you have bad ideas.

Peter: Name one!

[Later]

Peter: That went on for a while.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Peter: You have to help me! Harry’s taking me to meet his parents tonight!

Stephen: Oh wow, that’s a big step!

Peter(sarcastic): Oh, really? That hadn’t occurred to me!

Tony: Kid, it’s gonna be fine! Just be yourself!

Peter: They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue!

Stephen(to Tony): Oh yeah, he can’t be himself…

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[strangeironaf]

Tony: Everyone synchronise your watches.

America: I don't know how to do that.

Peter: I don't wear a watch.

Stephen: Time is a construct.

[kyuyua]

The most Supreme Family 💖💖

[seekyoursun]

supreme family prompt

tony: i’m supposed to be the cool dad. i’m the one who’s let peter stay up late and eat ice cream at midnight. i’m the one who let him watch r rated movies.

stephen: you still do that

tony(pouting): yeah, well now you have a flying cape and magical powers. all i have is a tin can i fly around in.

stephen: peter, tell your dad he’s cooler than me.

peter(awkwardly looking between his fathers): well— i think you’re both cool)

tony(now crying): before he would’ve said i was cooler!!! my ego’s crushed!!!

stephen(patting his husband on the shoulder): maybe that’s not… a bad thing…

[xenocorner]

Supreme family? I don't know her, all I know is Team Well, Shit.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

[amagicdoctor]

Illyana when

[popcorn-plots]

Things my family has said as incorrect ironstrange quotes

Peter: If I put money into the washing machine, is it money laundering?

Tony: [barely audible] yes.

Stephen: [muffled laughter]

Peter: [staring at America putting bacon strips on a pan] what if I ate raw bacon. What then.

Harley: Do it.

Stephen: Don't eat raw bacon, Peter.

Peter: but what if I did?

Tony: you'd get sick and be a slave to the porcelain toilet throne.

Peter: [texting] I'm supposed to be paying attention in class but the macarena just started playing in my head

Harley: haha

Harley: EYYYY MACARENA

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tony: There is not a single bit of storage space left in this whole house!

Peter: Storage space for what?

Tony(points at an ugly vase): That…!

(The kids look at the vase and cringe)

Harley: It’s like a ceramic cry for help.

Tony(through his teeth): It’s a beautiful, and thoughtful gift from your Great Aunt Peggy and I like it very much.

Morgan: If you like it so much, why can’t you look directly at it?

Tony: I can! (Tries and fails to do so )

(Stephen walks in and sees the vase)

Stephen: -GAAAH! That vase is still here! (to Tony) I thought you said, ‘don’t worry honey , I’ll find a hiding place for that hideous monstrosity’…?!

[airas-story]

Tony wears Stephen’s clothes fluff? Maybe someone notices it and he forgot he put it on?

Clint drowned his coffee. The last mission had been exhausting; he couldn’t wait to go home to Laura and the kids. 

A nudge to his side pulled him from his coffee haze. He glared at Natasha whose elbow dug into his ribs a second time. “What?”

Natasha tilted her head to the door.

Clint shifted forward to see what had caught her attention. Tony. “What?” he asked again. “It’s Tony.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’re Hawkeye, aren’t you? Notice anything?” she asked.

Clint stuck his tongue out at her. Yes, he was Hawkeye… he also hadn’t slept in days. Still, he looked back to where Tony shuffled around on an early morning call.

It took half a second to pick it out. Tony’s pants dragged slightly on the ground. Tony, who had everything, up to and including his pajamas, tailored. Okay, that was maybe an exaggeration.

Still, Tony’s pajama pants normally fit. These ones belonged to someone several inches taller than Tony.

There was only one possibility. He grinned at Natasha. “Strange made a move?”

She smirked. “How long do you think we can hint we know, before the two realize we know?”

Those two? Absolutely oblivious. “Six weeks. Minimum.”

[strangeironaf]

Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

[hayanwulf]

Maybe supreme family having a their first game night.

Stephen stared at the scene in front of him.

Tony and the kids were gathered on the table with Morgan in his lap. At the center of the table sat a Monopoly map. Some D&D dice were scattered on one side, alongwith a neatly placed stack of ...Uno cards?

All in all, it was a monstrosity.

Morgan rolled the dice for Tony, whose shoulders immediately slumped when he realized where he’d landed in the Monopoly map. Peter whooped, pumping his fist in the air. “Ha! Pay up.”

Tony narrowed his eyes at Peter, then a smirk slowly grew in his lips as he produced the hidden stash of Uno cards he owned, and threw a card down at the table. It was a +2 card. “Double and give it to the next kid.”

The next kid in question was Harley. He didn’t even look up from where he was reading something on his phone, and threw down an Uno reverse card. Tony’s jaw slacked.

Stephen was pretty sure that wasn’t even how Uno worked.

“What on Vishanti’s name are you all playing?” He asked, drawing the room’s attention.

“We call it The Convergence of Games!” America answered. “It’s a mix of D&D, Uno, and Monopoly.”

Stephen stared at them like they had spontaneously turned into potted plants. “Why!?”

Tony snorted. “Cuz no one could agree on what to play.” He passed Monopoly cash towards Peter.

“So you just.. decided to mix them all?”

“Why not?” Peter shrugged, picking new cards from the stack of Uno on the table and holding it out towards Stephen’s direction. “Wanna join? It’s fun!”

“He won’t,” Tony said, his eyes trained on Stephen, challenge sparkling there. “He’s a wuss.”

Well then.

Stephen took the offered cards and sat down. “What are the rules?”