#stefan voice

[disasterbiwriter]

literati au - snippets

because sharing the writing is (sometimes) more fun than DOING the writing, that's why.

Luke is a grouch, Jess eggs him on - some things never change.

Updated cultural references! Mostly so Rory can be into bands that aren't just drawn directly from Daniel Palladino's cultural catalogue!

Y'all, this version of Lane is now my official headcannon and she will steal your hearts.

Our boy will be immediately smitten with Rory no matter what universe, this much is true.

[kalihoffs]

Mizu

[soapybutt17]

Today I learned

So while i was away, in my self imposed exile, i had been consuming two things, Nikolai fics and Colossus fics, and i had a today i learned moment when i went on imbd and realize one tiny tidbit that i was simping on two characters played by the same person:

and i have never been the same since...

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

…Turns out Burrow’s End was not about cute magic stoats trying to find a new home, but SCIENCE FICTION HORROR that asks the question:

“What if the rats of Nimh just brutally murdered the humans and took over their lab?”

And the answer to that question is an Animal Farm dystopia featuring horrifying mutated creatures but really the story is a heartwrenching drama about a family trying to survive in the post-apocalypse and how they deal with their new reality and the traumas they’ve endured and it’s about what it means to be a parent and a child and an individual person within a family group and how the random horrors we endure by virtue of living lives as small insignificant creatures in our random universe can fuck us up and lead to intergenerational hurt and how it’s up to us to be more open and compassionate towards eachother if we ever want to make things better and heal those wounds but also everyone is a stoat

[alteredsilicone]

it genuinely baffles me how much Albrecht's change in appearance mindfucks WF players

bratan WHAT are you talking about

and then there's just the pure slander!!!

[steddilly]

Earth Girls Are Easy AU with hairdresser Steve and the three sexy aliens (Billy, Eddie, and Jonathan) that crash land in his pool.

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

The curse of episode 69 was broken by :

scaring the paragliding monitor with a bunch a bees,

finding out that Dancer built a second robot named Pussy,

getting attacked by Shithead the bird that vows eternal hate towards FCG and accidentally almost hitting Laudna with a Destroy Undead in the chaotic battle

No sense of doom and failure there, I promise you

[blairwaldcrf]

#married

[ tvd 4x06 | every klefan scene ?/?]

[marnz]

i just think there is something SO fun about 'found manuscript' books. give me fake dissertations, editorial notes, footnotes, subplots in the footnotes (jordy rosenberg you will always be famous). i love it. i'm eating it with a spoon.

[veone]

▪️if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

[placebofever]

i think im pregnant

[laufire]

The Vampire Diaries | Shadow and Bone

for @nectargrapes

[Caption: on the left, there’s a scene from The Vampire Diaries. The Salvatores have come to Elena’s rescue and she looks in their direction from the above floor, making Damon smile. Stefan suddenly comes from the side as she rushes down the stairs; she sinks into his arms, relieved. Damon looks at them, dejected. Still hugging Stefan tight, Elena mouths a “thank you” in Damon’s direction, and he replies “Sure.” with a smile and a pained expression.

On the right, there’s a scene from Shadow and Bone. Kaz looks at Inej expectant and almost fearful when they reunite in the season 2 finale, as she walks up to him with a hopeful expression. Jesper rushes past Kaz to hug Inej, pulling her up and twirling her while they laugh. Kaz averts his eyes, dejected, while Inej, with her feet back on the ground, grabs Jesper’s face, grinning up at him.]

[tragedykery]

you know what? to be completely fair to dr victor hoppe, if that had happened to me, I, too would develop a complicated (read: fucked up) relationship with like. Everything

[beesarthur]

The X-Files, 5:12: Bad Blood

What is the plot? I knew this was an Iconic Episode, and I was not disappointed!! This is the hottest x-files episode since "Jose Chung"! It has everything. Mulder and Scully's exaggerated perspectives. A funeral home that prides itself on how many caskets it has in stock. Mulder listing facts about vampires to anyone who is in the room. Scully ordering pizza because she was inspired by what she found in a dead person's stomach. A runaway RV. Sunflower seeds. The question of whether Mulder jumped on Scully's vibrating motel bed in his dirty jacket or not. "I was drugged."

What does this episode suggest about Mulder and Scully’s relationship with each other? So, Mulder's perspective of their initial conversation about the case - especially in contrast to Scully's version - really suggest to me deep and well-hidden insecurity on Mulder's part. He's so much more timid in his version than he is in Scully's (where he's projecting both great confidence and extremely high energy) and how we usually see him act (calmly confident in the course of his "normal" activities, and especially in situations like this, where he's talking to Scully about a case). Also, we got what we always get when one of them has the least bit of attraction to someone they meet - the other one exhibiting signs of jealousy! (Seriously, if they writers weren't setting up a slow burn, they were working with a very simplistic "men and women can't be friends, really" understanding of their characters. Which, maybe they were!)

Where are the aliens? well, like these Texas vampires, they have a habit of disappearing without a trace

[cyarskaren1999-blog]

That time when Steve Urkel became Stefan Urquelle…

[gorlsgurlsgirls]

Mutuals, if I had an insane story that just happened to me where I learned about the deception and lies of the mom of the friend we made for our dog, would you want to hear it?