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literati au - snippets
because sharing the writing is (sometimes) more fun than DOING the writing, that's why.
Luke is a grouch, Jess eggs him on - some things never change.
Updated cultural references! Mostly so Rory can be into bands that aren't just drawn directly from Daniel Palladino's cultural catalogue!
Y'all, this version of Lane is now my official headcannon and she will steal your hearts.
Our boy will be immediately smitten with Rory no matter what universe, this much is true.
#literati#fanfic#fanfiction#au#stefan voice#this fic has everything#luke and jess being a family#lane and jess being townie besties#rory being hot and rich and smart as hell#family drama and romantic tension galore#gilmore girls
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Mizu
#*stefan from SNL voice*#this show has everything#women with swords#sweeping landscapes#anachronistic fight sequence music#love triangles#also episode 5 was the most beautiful episode of TV i have seen in my life#everyone go watch it#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai mizu
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Today I learned
So while i was away, in my self imposed exile, i had been consuming two things, Nikolai fics and Colossus fics, and i had a today i learned moment when i went on imbd and realize one tiny tidbit that i was simping on two characters played by the same person:
and i have never been the same since...
#nikolai cod#nikolai x reader#call of duty#colossus#marvel#cod fanfic#m#marvel fanfic#i believed it was the accent but ended up realizing i just wanted to be headlocked by this man and bred until my last dying breathe#this man and his fucking accent sent me to a place of no return#this man cured me of all the slump i've felt for the past week#praise stefan kapicic and his accent and his voice that made me heal from the demons in my head
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…Turns out Burrow’s End was not about cute magic stoats trying to find a new home, but SCIENCE FICTION HORROR that asks the question:
“What if the rats of Nimh just brutally murdered the humans and took over their lab?”
And the answer to that question is an Animal Farm dystopia featuring horrifying mutated creatures but really the story is a heartwrenching drama about a family trying to survive in the post-apocalypse and how they deal with their new reality and the traumas they’ve endured and it’s about what it means to be a parent and a child and an individual person within a family group and how the random horrors we endure by virtue of living lives as small insignificant creatures in our random universe can fuck us up and lead to intergenerational hurt and how it’s up to us to be more open and compassionate towards eachother if we ever want to make things better and heal those wounds but also everyone is a stoat
#*Stefan voice* This season of Dimension 20 has got *EVERYTHING*#IT’S WALKING DEAD IT’S ANIMAL FARM IT’S CHERNOBYL IT’S WATERSHIP DOWN#ITS ABOUT STOATS#ITS ALL TOLD THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF DUNGEON’S AND DRAGONS#IT’S THE REALEST DAMN FAMILY DRAMA YOU’VE EVER SEEN#ITS THE SHOW TO GET BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN HIS EMMY#IT HAS STUNNING VISUALS AND BEAUTIFUL MUSIC#IT HAS IT ALL#Aabria Iyengar you did it again#dimension 20#d20#burrow’s end#burrow’s end spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers#dropout#spilling the Tea
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it genuinely baffles me how much Albrecht's change in appearance mindfucks WF players
bratan WHAT are you talking about
and then there's just the pure slander!!!
#wf tag#wf reddit adventures#also first instance of someone hating on Albrecht's (or should I say Stefan Rudnicki's) voice#ptooey!#well ok people can like or hate whatever they want#but still
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Earth Girls Are Easy AU with hairdresser Steve and the three sexy aliens (Billy, Eddie, and Jonathan) that crash land in his pool.
#harringrove#steddie#stonathan#steve harrington#billy hargrove#eddie munson#jonathan byers#stranger things#earth girls are easy au#billy eddie and jonathan are funky aliens#more people need to watch this movie#science fiction romantic comedy musical#*stefan voice* this movie has everything
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The curse of episode 69 was broken by :
scaring the paragliding monitor with a bunch a bees,
finding out that Dancer built a second robot named Pussy,
getting attacked by Shithead the bird that vows eternal hate towards FCG and accidentally almost hitting Laudna with a Destroy Undead in the chaotic battle
No sense of doom and failure there, I promise you
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr campaign 3#CR3E69#Stefan voice * this episode had EVERYTHING*#the energy was WILD
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#married
[ tvd 4x06 | every klefan scene ?/?]
#klaus x stefan#klefan#klaus mikaelson#stefan salvatore#damon salvatore#tvd#tvdedit#tvdversegifs#klefanedit#stefan's wince in the first gif will never not be funny to me#same with the 'you're using your calm voice'#this quite possibly is the most hashtag married exchange any tvd character has had#*by me
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i just think there is something SO fun about 'found manuscript' books. give me fake dissertations, editorial notes, footnotes, subplots in the footnotes (jordy rosenberg you will always be famous). i love it. i'm eating it with a spoon.
#currently#i am a big fan of framing devices!#i think constantly about the heart of darkness' framing device because it is so random and unnecessary and yet it hits#mainly because it's all hearsay isn't it. so it is inherently unreliable. similar to wuthering heights.#i love unreliability.#anyway if you also feel this way i recommend reading jordy rosenberg's CONFESSION OF THE FOX#stefan voice it has everything. trans masc thieves. sex worker positivity. the trans-ing of a real historical figure.#a horror story about the reality of how we exploit marginalized people for everything including hormones#thieves cant. and commentary on academia in the footnotes.#i also really enjoyed STARLING HOUSE which also has footnotes
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▪️if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
#i'm finnally happy with this specific era of baby nick i think he may have started t already maybe been on for a couple of months he's havin#fun with acne again he is dying inside but happy#he's like 19 here and still lives at home he's in school trying to do something#stefans dragging him to the autoshop with him to work and he's slowly coming to the conclusion he hates this#he liked it better when he was younger and was just goofing around with his dad but now he gotta work like what#plus he gotta hide that he smokes sdfghjk#he's been smoking since he was 14 he wanted a deeper voice okay!#stefan is aware and his just disappointed like child no#on the note of t! its lowkey filling stefan with so much joy cause nick looks so much like him he's proud for some weird reason like look a#mini me. all of his work freinds are geeked for em and its an adjustment because they new him so long but they poke fun at him and treat em#the rookie he is#on the record though nicks great with cars just its boring#Spotify#ts4#simblr#sims 4#nicolas ishida#my sims
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i think im pregnant
#HELP#BRIAN'S VOICE SO SEXY#im having impure thoughts#brian molko#placebo band#placeboworld#stefan olsdal#placebo#never let me go#collapse into never
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The Vampire Diaries | Shadow and Bone
for @nectargrapes
[Caption: on the left, there’s a scene from The Vampire Diaries. The Salvatores have come to Elena’s rescue and she looks in their direction from the above floor, making Damon smile. Stefan suddenly comes from the side as she rushes down the stairs; she sinks into his arms, relieved. Damon looks at them, dejected. Still hugging Stefan tight, Elena mouths a “thank you” in Damon’s direction, and he replies “Sure.” with a smile and a pained expression.
On the right, there’s a scene from Shadow and Bone. Kaz looks at Inej expectant and almost fearful when they reunite in the season 2 finale, as she walks up to him with a hopeful expression. Jesper rushes past Kaz to hug Inej, pulling her up and twirling her while they laugh. Kaz averts his eyes, dejected, while Inej, with her feet back on the ground, grabs Jesper’s face, grinning up at him.]
#*alberto rosende's singing voice* foreeever aloooooOOone#tvdedit#shadowandboneedit#filmtv#userthing#cinematv#elena gilbert#inej ghafa#damon salvatore#kaz brekker#stefan salvatore#jesper fahey#tvd 2x08#sab 2x08#my stuff#my edits#my gifs#captioned#oh i know people are going to annoy me with this one...
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you know what? to be completely fair to dr victor hoppe, if that had happened to me, I, too would develop a complicated (read: fucked up) relationship with like. Everything
#(he’s the main character of the book I’m currently reading lol)#(de engelenmaker/the angel maker by stefan brijs)#elli rambles#can’t speak for the english translation but the original dutch book is really good so far#even though I found the first part of the book pretty boring the second part is incredibly interesting#like man! I Get why he turned out Like That! what the fuck!#the book is such an interesting exploration of christianity/religious trauma & hubris & parent-child relationships & nature vs nurture#that said I do wonder: mr stefan brijs were you perhaps raised catholic? obviously he could have been raised areligiously & just done#loads of research etc but catholicism is Such an important thing in the book that I think it’s the most likely explanation#I would probably get even more out of the book if I like. knew the bible but I am Not reading that thang for this#though it might be worthwhile to go through the dates mentioned in the book & look up if they’ve got importance in christianity (like#holidays & such). wouldn’t put it past the author#anyway. advertisement voice: god complexes! medical inaccuracies & malpractice! explorations of characters that make you go ‘why the fuck#are they Like That’! if you like these things you may be interested in ‘the angel maker’ by stefan brijs#de engelenmaker
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The X-Files, 5:12: Bad Blood
What is the plot?��I knew this was an Iconic Episode, and I was not disappointed!! This is the hottest x-files episode since "Jose Chung"! It has everything. Mulder and Scully's exaggerated perspectives. A funeral home that prides itself on how many caskets it has in stock. Mulder listing facts about vampires to anyone who is in the room. Scully ordering pizza because she was inspired by what she found in a dead person's stomach. A runaway RV. Sunflower seeds. The question of whether Mulder jumped on Scully's vibrating motel bed in his dirty jacket or not. "I was drugged."
What does this episode suggest about Mulder and Scully’s relationship with each other? So, Mulder's perspective of their initial conversation about the case - especially in contrast to Scully's version - really suggest to me deep and well-hidden insecurity on Mulder's part. He's so much more timid in his version than he is in Scully's (where he's projecting both great confidence and extremely high energy) and how we usually see him act (calmly confident in the course of his "normal" activities, and especially in situations like this, where he's talking to Scully about a case). Also, we got what we always get when one of them has the least bit of attraction to someone they meet - the other one exhibiting signs of jealousy! (Seriously, if they writers weren't setting up a slow burn, they were working with a very simplistic "men and women can't be friends, really" understanding of their characters. Which, maybe they were!)
Where are the aliens? well, like these Texas vampires, they have a habit of disappearing without a trace
#do i overuse stefan voice? idk maybe but i love it and it's effective#i can't wait to rewatch this as a drinking game tbh#beesarthur hasn't watched the x-files
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That time when Steve Urkel became Stefan Urquelle…
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Mutuals, if I had an insane story that just happened to me where I learned about the deception and lies of the mom of the friend we made for our dog, would you want to hear it?
#there’s no easy way to type that sentence sorry#you could either read this in an Elle woods voice or a Stefan from SNL voice and I think it would be entertaining either way
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