#CR3E69

[sj2d3d]

TREND ALERT: Corsets

[revvethasmythh]

okay, I don't actually think FCG's Destroy Undead could have destroyed Laudna because I think she has a higher challenge rating than CR 1, HOWEVER there is untapped comedy in FCG using Turn Undead on her whenever he wants. Tired of talking to her? Turn Undead. Disagree with her? Turn Undead. Particularly comedic moment to make Laudna run away from them and the rest of the group for one full minute? TURN UNDEAD. Channel Divinity BEGONE THOT, Turn Undead: Time Out

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

Graz'tchar, the evil sentient sword disguised as a kind and wise old king, whose objective is really to "sow chaos in the realm by telling lies about great leaders", basically, to Chetney : "The Voice of the Tempest cannot be trusted ! Be wary of her and her machinations ! BUT, like, be cool about it."

Chetney, being as cool about it as he can be, when he talks to Keyleth :

[topaz-mutiny]

On my Critical Role hyperfixation again. Just a little something I noticed during Episode 69 (nice).

Now Ashton's been through a lot in the past few hours learning a metric buttload more in one conversation than they've had in a while, and yeah, it's a little freaky and yeah, deserving to freak out over what it all means about what he is (unknowns are scary man. Being transmogrified to a thought-to-be-dead race of entities on the power level of dieties? extra scary)...

But he's still chatting with the rest of the group early on in the episode, and it isn't clear they're gonna have a panic attack shortly.

Until he makes the mean joke to Orym about the Crown Keepers. Which has some layers to it, too.

They immediately not only backpedal but shortly after a few quips about other stuff Taliesin rolls a die, and I think that roll was to determine if Ash was gonna have a panic attack.

They make one or two more comments before Tal makes the decision to have Ashton slip away from the group, quietly, without announcing he's leaving or going to get his new threads.

I don't think it's the entire reason he's having an attack, but I'm pretty sure hurting Orym's feelings set it off.

They're so not used to caring that it probably was a nasty shock to feel bad for being his usual rude self (in his own words: a fucker) with 6 Charisma. He insults and and makes jokes at the expense of the others all the time, and yet it was the one directed at Orym he seemed to regret.

[lordsalemander]

Imogen’s reaction to Laudna’s “cold” comment has me intrigued. Especially since Laudna hasn’t brought it up yet. Obviously there’s still time for her to bring it up, but I do think it’s interesting she didn’t mention it before they went to bed when she could catch Imogen alone or something.

With all of Laudna’s talk about utilizing Delilah to help them, it’d be so interesting to see if she stays more quite about Delilah’s messages from now on

[immeasurable-depths]

Well I am absolutely gonna have to write some unhinged jealous!Laudna fic after Imogen flirting with Dancer, Laura Bailey please I cannot cope

[themboification]

thinking about the possibility of having the drunkish cliffedge screaming at moonveaver laudna stealing a kiss scene being animated in the official show. literally running on walls rn

[twinklestarss]

“It’s true.”-F.C.G.

Campaign 3 Episode 69: Nice

[salty-lemonss]

Ashton just saying, "Good morning, you sad fucks" They love these a-holes so much

[justalittlebluetiefling]

I'm going to start telling myself that everyone that hates me is either dead or on the moon and maybe it'll make me feel better.

[critrolec3-cumulativefckcounter]

Total F-bombs Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 69 Nice

Per Character:

Ashton: 21

Chetney: 7

Fearne: 3

Fresh Cut Grass:

Imogen: 5

Laudna: 4

Orym: 2

Total Fucks for Campaign So Far:

Fearne: 28

Orym: 65

Fresh Cut Grass: 75

Laudna: 183

Imogen: 205

Chetney: 508

Ashton: 1040

Dorian: 18

Numbers collected from watching and following transcripts and are subject to when the curse is said in character. I'm only human so these counts might not be perfect if I didn't hear something or thought a f*ck was being said by the player not the character.

[smallmight]

Critter Question

I roughly stopped watching CR3 round ep 25, ive tried to get back in a few times and had difficulty, especially now with it on 69 (nice).

Should i just, catch some recaps and start with the latest? Is there some particular special episodes between 25-69(nice) i should catch? Should i give up?

I still mostly like the cast and i have seen interesting spoilers that has me intrigued but i felt so turned off from the performative nature of it all.

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

*Pâté gets immediately attacked by the burning ray of Pussy the Second the moment Laudna gets him out*

Laudna, somehow delighted at the result of her experiment : "Oh ! Oh Pâté, you got burned by some Pussy !"

Pâté : "If I had a nickel... !"

[topaz-mutiny]

I figured the cursed sword was going to provide some entertainment, but what I didn't expect was Marisha's complete and utter dismay when the sword started shittalking and encouraging the killing of Keyleth.

Face in hands, the immediate "throw it. throw it off a cliff". I'm laughing and feeling bad for her at the same time. Because yeah Keyleth has been through a lot.

[revvethasmythh]

Keyleth of the Air Ashari = Kimothee Chalamet

[charmpersonified]

I am really feeling Ashton’s transition from punk to goth