#stede bonnett

[umulata]

when i was asked to draw "a steddyhands lil kiss" i confidently went for the straight girl threeway lesbo kiss........

[rosamayarts]

something about the parallels between Stede's iconic 'passive aggression' scene that leads to the boat catching fire and sinking, and Calico Jack telling the story of when Ed set fire to a boat killing everyone onboard and using it as an example of how ruthless Blackbeard is. something about Ed being ashamed of his actions and distancing himself from them 'technically, I didn't kill those people, the fire did', while Stede just laughs at the chaos he creates. The show often takes the stance that vicious words can be just as brutal as physical violence, most obviously in the scene where Ed is appalled when he learns about passive aggression and calls it 'diabolical.' And I just love that Ed and Stede's relationship isn't as simple as 'edgelord x cinnamon roll.' Stede wouldn't be nearly as great a character if it wasn't for that darker side he has. I'd love to see more of it in season 2 fr

[create-chaos]

Fellow OFMD fans, how we doing on this fine* Thursday?

*Everything is fine. Absolutely fine, nothing is wrong whatsoever I'M FINE

[itspanzee]

WE GOT STEDE IN THE RED SHIRT YESSSS HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT. THE V NECK OPENING? HE BETTER BE IN THAT THE REST OF THE EPISODE

[apocalyptic80s]

Stede bonnet fake name is Stede Bonnett

[princessofdorkness]

neither alive nor dead but a secret third thing (at sea)

[umulata]

A collection of OFMD chibies 🌸

You can commission your very own here on my ko-fi ✨

[jollysunflora]

#LOOOOOOOL

Galaxy brain idea for how Stede can continue to be just absolutely loaded in a modern AU: he kept asking his estranged father for thousands of dollars for conversion therapy and put it all into a savings account. Every few months for a couple years he'd just drop his dad a line and be like "hey 👋🏻 I'm still gay 😞🏳‍🌈🌈 maybe ten thousand more dollars will make me straight 🙏����" and his father fell for it every single time

[avastyetwats]

The Pentleman Girate

Continued from here. @fxckin-blackbeard

Five glasses.

Five glasses of whiskey! Now that was something to be proud of, wasn't it?

...If Stede Bonnet had actually managed to drink five. That's what his impressive goal had been anyway, but he already hit the floor with just one drink in him. That was probably just as impressive because who is taken out by just one drink?

"The Pentleman Girate, Bede Stonnet. That's who!"

He hadn't meant to say that out loud.

In his defense the whiskey was strong and Stede had never really drank anything that strong before. In fact, he rarely drank at all, not even when he was still in Barbados. A drink or two here and there was fine, but becoming drunk? Wasted? Why, that was unbecoming. He lets out a scoff mixed laugh at the thought - or what was supposed to be a laugh anyway - because gods, aristocrats were ridiculous. He was glad to have left that life behind and peruse a life of dangerous adventure! Which included trying alcohol, something Stede always thought he'd be able to handle just fine, and hoped he would if at least to impress Ed, but alas... he did not handle it fine. He didn't handle it at all, really.

Because here he was on the floor with his arms out, claiming he was merely hugging the floor because... well, didn't everyone need a hug? Or everything at this point. "My ship is already floating, Ed. We're in it!" A friendly reminder, though not at all correct since they were in an unmoving and very grounded building that they were trying to turn into an inn. He feels Ed's hands on his body, lifting him up from the ground and Stede struggles to assist him. "It's not mmmade up! Luciusss told me. It means," He pauses as he walks with Ed towards the couch. He felt far more drunk on the floor than he did on his feet, probably because laying still made the entire room spin. He was fiiiiine. "It means..." He sighs in frustration before he snaps his fingers. "Before after everyone!" Then he hums. "No, wait..." He thinks again, grunting when he's sat on the couch. "Before... anyone else! That's the one." He beams. "And that's what you are, Ed. Before after everyone anyone else." He smiles so sweetly at him, his words meant to be loving, even if he completely butchered them.

"Funny that this is called a love seat, isn't it?" Now his voice sounds flirtatious, his grin matching, or trying to. "As though it were meant for us."

[candylovestheshield]

So we all know a captain can officiate a marriage and there’s a possibility that Stede might marry Pete and Lucius…but can 2 captains officiate their own marriage?

[emmelinemay]

I wish I didn't suck at drawing people & especially faces. But that's why we practice, right? Just keep doing it until we get better at it. Eventually. I will always be a work in progress.

[gaypirateslife4me]

He died doing what he loved - being annoyed at Stede and Ed.

Maybe after the Zaddy thing. Izzy was simply ready to die

[hypermania]

i feel like there's been this trend lately of people being upset that a queer storyline isn't catering specifically to what they personally want out of queer storytelling and i find it utterly baffling. it's like people see one piece of media do it in a way that speaks to them and their experiences and then when any other story does it differently in any way whatsoever, they're disappointed and view it as a failing. and that's just silly to me. the reason different pieces of media are doing it differently is because they are different. being queer is not a one size fits all situation. there is a reason that these stories are being told differently and that's good. the cut away from colin hughes coming out was not the righteous fury that james flint needed was not the soft oh moment that stede bonnett needed was not the building realization and catharsis that nick nelson needed was not the monumental unburdening that castiel needed was not the quiet broken admission that chiron needed was not the loud acceptance and declarations that eric effiong need was not the–

[strangeauthor]

ok so lets pretend ofmd wasnt ran by zionists. the show is still about slave owners and stede fucking bonnett. its bad

[youngscoobsblog]

This show was truly one of a kind. Its one of the first shows I've watched maybe ever that doesn't include coming out, homophobia, or similar themes to create conflict, and still includes queer relationships. It is so hilarious and so heartfelt at the same time. And it's historical fiction about pirates that actually existed! (Highly recommend reading the Stede Bonnett wikipedia). I only watched this show a couple weeks ago but I am mourning with everyone else today about S3 not getting picked up. As a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community I am so extremely happy this show is out there and can't wait to see it pave the way for more shows about queer joy. All the fanart and support I've seen on here is really incredible! Love yall ❤️

[gaypirateslife4me]

My ot3. My golden triad. My, my sweet-baby-angel murderers. My 'how much trauma can FJenkins fit into 3 souls - turns out a lot' trio.