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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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I'm obsessed, I'm so proud of leigh🫶
#little mix#leigh anne pinnock#leigh anne little mix#leigh anne solo#stealing love#jade thirwall#perrie edwards#leigh Anne is coming#Spotify
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Put thee not on Silent
[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.
Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.
Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.
Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.
Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.
King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"
Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."
Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.
Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.
Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"
His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.
Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."
The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.
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#cattle rustling for fun and profit#king arthur#sir gawain#sir bedivere#arthuriana#this is my very silly epistolary story which I love dearly#someone please get Bedivere a red bull or twelve hours uninterrupted sleep STAT#also I got lazy and decided that Dev Patel Gawain was a cool enough design to steal#maybe I should introduce you to my original idiots#my art#my comics
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i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut
#i love him i swear#feel free to steal this idea i love putting my bisexual brunette into situations#saw#saw 2004#adam faulkner stanheight#adam stanheight#saw franchise#saw movies#sawposting#adam saw#sawtism#john kramer
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
#barbie#barbie movie#also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying#'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her#but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah#(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)
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Do you think of me?
#I am not ready to witness these two longing for each other in season 2 it's gonna ruin me#stede writing love letters to ed while on his way to win him back#and ed stealing the wedding toppers and imagining marrying stede during quiet and vulnerable hours#yeah I'm very much not ready#these two are my favorite thing in the world#our flag means death#our flag means death fanart#our flag means death 2#gay pirates#ofmd#ofmd 2#stede bonnet#edward teach#ofmd fanart#ofmd 2 fanart#david jenkins#rhys darby#taika waititi#my art#fanart
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i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3
they’re both losers (said with love)
#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most#its a dad and the cat situation#also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny#shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:(((#thus the bullying instincts kick off#also also imagine like#shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid#and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought#their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love#oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it#monkey d luffy#red haired shanks#benn beckman#yasopp#lucky roux#red hair pirates#one piece#my art!!
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if there is one thing I can respect about bnha it's for going yeah we're a society where almost everyone has a superpower including any number of animal based superpowers of course theres a bunny girl superhero but also the bunny girl super hero is just one of the most cool bad ass fighter superheroes ever she will break every bone in your body with her legs and there's nothing you or god can do about it
#bnha#mha#mirko#rumi usagiyama#mirko my beloved#i just i love her so much#i know why they couldnt give us more mirko#shed steal the show#but my goddddddd#did i want more mirko#honestly imo bnha did pop off with every animal based superhero#froppy gang orca hawks#if your superpower is basically i am this animal in human form#you instantly gain like 5 points of good character#oifaaaposts
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Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship
#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#hazel wells#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop species swap au#god it felt so wrong drawing cosmo and wanda not green and pink. the assignment was to make them human but blonde cosmo feels so cursed#shoutout to my friend who kept pointing out how depressed i made human wanda and cosmo look. good. they're 5 fights away from a divorce#Cosmo and Wanda start with the dynamic they have in the later seasons of the og show but end with the loving dynamic they have in new wish#fairy Hazel's outfit is from 'Crock to the Future' but with blue pants and no hat or bag. Fairy GodParents dress formal so shes fancy#I know Hazel got a fairy design in the new episode but there's too many fairies with blue hair ok- i am stealing the sparkles though#Peri and Dev incoming. still deciding whether Dev would be an anti-fairy or just a regular jealous one. Peri gets to be a dentist#my art
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#interview with the vampire#vampterview#iwtv#armand x daniel#armandaniel#armandiel#daniel molloy#armand#assad zaman#eric bogosian#iwtvedit#tvedit#do_you_think_a_depressed_person_could_make_this.jpg#love spending hours on a gifset just so some clown from twt can steal it in 1 sec 👍#i'm jealous of Armand's patience lol#that 'gloves and contact lenses' gif. yeah...#bottom left gif. shoud've winked at him#amc iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#*gif#wanted to make it funnier but i feel like i'm going to pass out. rip my whole body#long post#gif heavy#*iwtv
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The infamous puppy debacle of '94
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles found an immortal puppy#of course he wanted to keep it!#alas church grims belong in cemeteries#but the boys still visit her#i couldn't think of a funny enough name for her so if you have any suggestions...#she looks like that because I have two black greyhounds and they're very funny looking#also now that she doesn't steal all of charles' attention edwin loves that dog
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am i more than you bargained for yet?
#i love fob and i loooove sns#sns#sasunaru#sasunarusasu#narusasu#naruto#sasuke#sasuke uchiha#naruto uzumaki#naruto shippuden#dont steal my art and put it in an ai please please please please please#i tried to glaze it and it looked like shit so please
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panther chameleon plushies!!!
based on the Amilobe locality of Furcifer pardalis
magnetic little hands for to grab things
soft
funny eyes
doesn´t need high humidty or complex care!
teddy joints for to move their little legs
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adopt one from my bog
barks-bog.com
#i´m honestly really proud of these#the eyes are quite complex and i didn´t think i could pull them off but i did!!! i will post a quick tutorial later how they are done#also thanks to palaeoplushies for letting me steal her idea of using trim for little spikes#the paint job is one the more complex ones i´ve done and i hope people like it because i would love to do more like this#plush#plushies#plushblr#chameleon#panther chameleon#furcifer pardalis amilobe#handmade
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he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!
#ride the cyclone#rtc#fanart#ricky potts#richard potts#i dont know the tags for this man#musical#noel gruber#constance blackwood#mischa bachinski#ocean o’connell rosenberg#i spent like 2 weeks on this#not In Total Duh but it took me a while ok#I wasnt even sure if i wanted to share it really#i listened to space age bachelor man and it had Such an effect on me idk why#i was just so happy i loved it so much#the acting is so good he has so much character#God ilove the goofy outfits and the masks#and the vocals and rhe silly choreo#it just filled me with joy and made me feel inspired for some reason#like yeah bang those space cats ricky#yeah i put ***5*** watermarks on this one colour me paranoid#i dont like the idea of people stealing my things boohoo woe is me#art
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