#stay away from this book

[hijinxinprogress]

Does the JL know that YJ has just casually been beefing with darkseid??

imagine there’s a all hands on deck battle against darkseid and everyone is there but darkseid points out the nearest yj member (it’s probably Bart) like ‘you!!! You managed to escape with your lives last time but this meeting will be our last’ and for a split second Clark’s so fucking confused bc we haven’t fought in years wtf are you talking about then he hears ‘oh shit, look it’s Doug’ and everyone turns to see Bart nudging Kon going ‘he’s talking to you…damn he must still be mad about the coal’ and kons shoving him back bc ‘you were the one fucking around with his coal, you fucking walnut’ while Cassie’s being scruffed by wonder woman bc they’re trying to avoid being around when the jl finds out and tims having a very intense silent conversation lecture about why tf there’s at least half a dozen yj mission reports that mention an assailant named ‘Doug’ 

then Constantine shows up with Greta and everyone (including darkseid) starts yelling and if you don’t know her Greta seems like the one with the ownership of the braincell in yj (she is not but I guess she looks like it from a distance if you squint) which goes one of two ways:

retired-civilian!greta is giggling and waving excitedly to each member of yj along with hal before she practically tackles each of them in a tight hug while the titans, jl, & jl: dark lose their collective shit bc Constantine brought a tiny civilian dressed in pastel floral prints from head to toe into an active battle with fucking darkseid, a civilian who doesn’t register as a threat in any capacity until she makes eye contact with darkseid and gives him the most disgusted look imaginable “Doug… you look…well.” and then like three jl members have to stop her from leaping at darkseid while Hal’s like ‘no! No no, bad Greta! We don’t fight supervillains with…what is that?? I really fucking hope that’s not a gun…Is-is that fucking silly string?! Greta no we don’t silly string supervillains! We’ve talked about this!’

or

never-retired!/recently-out-of-retirement!greta who does the same thing but when she notices darkseid she rocks his shit in eight seconds flat and starts muttering about ‘that fucking Doug, always ruining my goddamn day’ and Hal is the first one to recover from the shock/confusion but only to tell Greta she’s grounded which gets another irritated ‘fucking doug!’ while Wally and Barry are losing it at Mach 6 while Bart tries to explain himself also at Mach 6, Cassie manages to catch Wally’s exasperated ‘where the fuck did you get Doug from?!’ And responds with ‘Apokolips’ in a tone that means they’re questioning his intelligence which leads to more screaming bc ‘so you knew who he was?? Why didn’t you come to us??’ and they all back up Kon when he claims they told Lex bc that means they have at least 3 hours of freedom while Lex is getting yelled at by the jl (and honestly every cape over 24)

[intistone]

can we have the lotl and little bill meeting?

the baby is 100% sure that its a frog

[angelinthefire]

Thinking about meljay again and how great it is.

Mel's life is so messed up. She's sooo messed up. She's made to feel weak and inadequate for not being able to kill in cold blood at the age of 15. Her father is killed in front of her. She convinced her cousin, who she is friends with, to help Ambessa in her succession battle instead of running away somewhere safe, and then Ambessa kills her cousin! For no good reason other than "she might become an enemy in the future". And THEN Mel is exiled, to her understanding, for being upset about it and making friends with her cousin in the first place! She thinks her worth to her family is based on her ability extend its influence.

And then in Piltover she meets this man. This boy. Who's idealistic and full of potential. And she gets him wrapped around her finger. But then he looks at her with so much love and admiration. He shares his idealism with her. He makes her feel like she can give back to the the world. He treats her like she's full of love too. And she is! And she loves him so much!

And she lets that love guide her! She stops caring about what her mother thinks and decides to protect Jayce and his dreams instead, to try to keep him untouched as much as possible by the war and violence that she's had to live with her whole life. But of course she can't do that.

They are just so beautiful together and I love them.

[cloudabserk]

i cant believe both daniel and armand have dark curly hair and big noses. we really won 💓💗💕💗💖💓💞

[sadiecoocoo]

Okay so I just found out about some plot points of httyd books and all I have to say is that I am shooketh and they sound nothing like the movies and wtf do you mean (spoilers) Snotlout dies and Hiccup kills a bunch of dragons and Toothless is a dragon GOD????? HUH???? HOW DID THEY GET THE MOVIES FROM THAT????? SHOULD I READ THEM??? BUT SNOTLOUT DIES???? HUH?????

[defyingdipity]

i am insanely curious to know...

nuance in the tags!! 💚🩷

[embv]

I think everyone’s subscribing to the “Helena Infiltration Theory” WAYY too quickly. I kinda feel like a lot of the oddities in the way she was acting could be chalked up to something else, and defaulting to “that’s not Helly” feels a lot like… I don’t know, like brushing off character flaws by saying, “No, [X] is possessed! That’s not actually them!”

I’d probably buy into it a bit more if she didn’t have that moment in the halls with Mark where she fervently said, “We’re not the same, actually. Us and the outies, we’re not.”

There are reasons why Helly would want to lie about her identity, and chief among them is the fact that she hates her outie—desperately wants to place distance between them, desperately wants to convince herself that the person she saw wasn’t her.

But there are compelling reasons for both angles, and I can’t say that I won’t be scanning future episodes for hints to either prove or disprove this, so… cheers, 🥂.

[ophliee]

Novel gang, whatever, I’m tired.

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

hi! can i ask (you're free to ignore this if you want to) - i'm a long time Queen fan but i don't remember much about Lesley-Ann Jones, why is she not really trustworthy? a genuine question, i'd like to know in case if i stumble upon some of her works

Hi, yeah no problem at all! Basically (and if I leave anything out please, other people, feel free to chime in here) she just presents herself as someone who knew Freddie well even though Brian himself has said she barely knew him at all. She publishes her books only after the person has died and basically they’re just filled with lies (and Freddie isn’t the only musician she’s written about either). She claimed Freddie had a relationship with Barbara Valentin (he didn’t), that he was bisexual (he was gay), and yeah basically she just generally makes stuff up, the things she says can be disproven by both Freddie’s words and the words of the people around him and above all: she did not actually know him as well as she makes it appear

[vultursvolans]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ 𝓻𝔂𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶

there was an ache in my heart when i awoke in a strange, beautiful world that wasn’t my own. even as months turned to years, i still missed the familiar skies, the voice of loved ones and the home i had left behind. i wrote letters that went nowhere and whispered silent prayers that reached no one. it was like i was plucked from my own reality and placed in a world where i didn’t quite belong.

yet, as much as i longed for home, i was determined to learn in this new life. sumeru became my sanctuary and the akademiya, my solace. i learned their languages, customs, and secrets while sharing stories of the stars, landmarks, and beauty of my own world. the scholars listened, fascinated by the similarities and differences, but none more than al-haitham—a student assigned to guide me through this foreign land. he was a quiet presence. thoughtful and curious. he did not pity me.

and over time, he went from guide to peer to something more. over time, i wasn’t just seeking knowledge but also him. but what was the point? what was the point of falling for him if one day, i could just disappear—vanish back to my world, leaving him and teyvat behind? this could slip away at any moment. this might be as fleeting as a dream.

despite all reason, i still found myself loving him deeply. in a world that wasn’t my own, he had become my home.

𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬: very slow burn, mutual pining, friends to lovers

𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐒: 22.10.22 | playlist | genshinverse ryu | home for christmas (fic) | moodboards

𝐀𝐑𝐓: silk & moonlight | modern au | akademiya days | season of love | minecraft |

[taviacoolcat]

i hate that people who hate jeremy get to keep reading these books. GET A JOB...STAY AWAY FROM HER

[backjustforberena]

I'm really annoyed because I rewatched "Maryland" and now I have all these questions and thoughts and potential fic ideas. I didn't need this. I didn't need this at all.

[black-is-beautiful18]

Reading is political and I don’t get why ppl, namely yt ppl, don’t get that. You don’t wanna read diversely cuz you don’t wanna read about politics…as if that’s all diverse books talk about. Like y’all are really stupid and show every day that you think that Black and Brown ppl don’t lead normal lives. Yes we are oppressed but we’re literally still ppl. Authors of color also write in many different genres but you’d rather read the book where the MC has to stop their home from being taken over and literally oppressed by the big bad….The only difference being that the MC is white so the plot somehow doesn’t read as political to you 🤔

[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

Post Ponyboy Curtis is just like me for real

(having a crippling fear of drowning)

[itsmistyeyedbi]

This little detail in the BFF routes about how everyone is coping with the detective not being around is adorable to me

[lucyandlucy]

A kid in my class is going to Tulsa O.K. to visit family

*that should be me by Justin Bieber starts playing*