#starchman

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Johnny: It took me 12 years to figure out NEWS stands for "Notable events, weather, and sports"! Mr. Starchman: No.

[cassiancreating]

[theplanisinruins]

pnat textposts (2/2)

[collinsloinne]

Suzy makes highly toxic slime tutorial videos and Colin is in the comments section telling him to kill herself

[shmacodyavka]

The guys are doing important things

[jonahmagnus]

[cinderthewolflady]

I miss you paranatural fandom

[pizzadramon]

I cannot believe that the Peekaboo truthers were right all along!! That's like the 5th wacky theory that I completely dismissed out of hand that turned out to be true lmao. Never would've guessed that the PTA's big evil plan hinged entirely on manipulating a toddler.

That said, there's still a lot of room to speculate about the situation. Does the Peekaboo inside Dimitri have the same exact powers as the one inside the Dreamhub? What about the fragment of it that seems to be inside of Davy? Are they all fragments of one larger wight that was carved up 13 years ago, or somehow different instances of the same spirit? How many fragments are there in total? Is Davy responsible for it being in pieces to begin with? Does Spender's shadow spirit factor in here at all, or is it a piece of an unrelated puzzle? Why is Peekaboo's dream-room an old ship? Could his actual body be in a sunken ship at the bottom of the lake, like Davy Jones' Locker in his spirit trance?

The stickers on the locker in Davy's spirit world could be a hint about the different Peekaboo's locations.

a vampire (the piece Davy uses to distort space)

a ghost (possibly just a reference to Peekaboo himself? or something we don't know yet)

a ZZZ (Peekaboo in the Dreamhub)

a star (Starchman??)

a burger (possibly another piece trapped in/with the Burgers? or a reference to the fact that they trapped the main piece in sleep)

a werewolf (Shrike? Jean? Cody??)

Notably absent is any reference on the locker to the piece that Dimitri has, unless he's somehow represented by the star, ghost, or wolf. (The lack of an obvious link from the locker to Dimitri was my main point against the Peekaboo theory before. oops)

...Has Peekaboo been psychically calling other spirits to Mayview this whole time just because it wanted to play???

[garfgorl]

MORE PNAT TROLLS!!

[squornshellous-beta]

[theevilbrainman]

Suzabel :)

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Johnny: My book report is about The Little Engine That Could, which is about a little engine that gets attacked by ninjas, but morphs into a snowmobile, and then his robot friends come to help him, and they blow up the Death Star. Mr. Starchman: Very good, Johnny! I'm impressed. Violet: Mr. Starchman, that's not how the story goes. Johnny's compromising the literary integrity of the book! Johnny: Narc...

[junk-thrillz]

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT THE SUZY STARCHMAN THEORIZERS WERE CORRECT

[drvonchickenstein]

wow its been a little while since i last posted but heres a littles fan art of Mr Starchman from Paranatural

[collinsloinne]

Suzy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me

Dimitri: Suz... you are my reward (´∀｀*)

Suzy, thinking: (daww..)

[Later]

Suzy: Collin, you deserve a reward for putting up with me

Collin: Jesus, I know, its a lot of fuckin work

[shmacodyavka]

I hate suzabel sm