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when you get so invested in the transfem headcanon you forget everyone thinks she's a cis dude

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PNAT journalism club minecraft multiplayer server day 1 is Collin desperately trying to build his base which Suzy keeps deeming “their headquarters” because she tried to build her own house and she SAW the expression Collin made at it so now she’s bitter while Dimitri silently places random blocks from Collin’s own storage room all over the place.

He either waits for Collin to notice it so he can go “I’m helping, you don’t like it? :(” when confronted OR if Collin doesn’t notice after long enough Dimitri will point it out himself and go “Why’d you put that there?” and this time when Collin accuses him he just goes “I’m just trying to understand your artistic vision man”, etc.

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The kids + sewing:

Max: Can sew, not in a "make new things" way but in a "patch your little sisters jacket" type of way. Knows enough to make it look like and maybe make his own patches on his jacket.

Ed: Can sew a little pre-change (they did it for handicraft class in like 4th grade), can sew well post change. Put embroidery on their lab coat.

Isaac: Cannot hand sew if there was a gun to her head. Okay with the sewing machine, though. Not GOOD, but passable. She will improve with time.

Isabel: You are insane if you think she has ever even held a needle.

Alex: better at knitting, but can.

Suzy: Cannot sew but that doesn't stop her during craft workshops from making insane insane looking things with wonky ass stiches. Shes so funny.

Dimitri: cant sew but can corchet.

Collin: Collin could sue you while sewing a whole new dress. By hand. Can knit can weave can embroider can sew can corchet can pearl can replace buttons can do anything. This is because she is insane. Its her equivalent to stress-baking.

Violet: Passably. Absolutely shit at knitting but that doesnt stop him from trying.

Lisa: Good at all handicrafts. Absolutely no contest. Her and Collin have insane beef at craft fairs.

Cody: Absolutely shit at it. Both part of his normalsona and hes just also Not Good At It. Stabs himself a billion times but they heal instantly so nobunny sees.

Jeff: Can sew, but is better at knitting and crochet.

Johnny: I actually think Johnny is really good at handcrafts. It can patch and replace jacket linings and such. Gets bored of projects really, really easily though so theres just a bunch of half-finished stuff lying around its bedroom.

Ollie: Can sew a little, and can knit a square

Rj: can sew on a patch but thats it

Stephen: ate the needle and had to go to the er

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I love Collin she is so fucked in the head. Its normal child behavior to do taxes for fun and be the stressed out crusty white dog of an insane blonde woman.

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Isaac says "Im falling for you" to Cody while Cody is applying lipstick in the mirror and these options pop up in front of her

A) "Aw, thanks Isaac! Im glad we're friends"

B) blush and wave it off

C) pretend not to hear

D) "shut the fuck up"

E) "Well, get up"

F) [laugh]

G) look at at her like shes started speaking in gibberish

H) Pull the fire alarm

Its not that I hate electroprez as a concept I just think its so fucking funny and nothing made in earnest will be even 1/10th as hilarious as "Isaac has a crush on Cody and Cody fucking hates him but dates him to give his normalsona lore"

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Its not that I hate electroprez as a concept I just think its so fucking funny and nothing made in earnest will be even 1/10th as hilarious as "Isaac has a crush on Cody and Cody fucking hates him but dates him to give his normalsona lore"

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Clutches my head

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Huge huge huge day for me personally

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I missed her little neurotic self so bad

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This is rhe best day of my life.

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I feel borderline euphoric like eye have a headache now

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEE

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