#johnny johnny

[shmacodyavka]

[e-glyde]

Johnny Johnny! A guy who decided he wanted to look like some lab safety mascot designed by someone who has a certain taste in women.

[rastronomicals]

7:11 PM EST December 23, 2024:

Mr. Airplane Man - "Johnny Johnny" From the album Red Lite (March 20, 2001)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[selenevassos]

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

[flexscene]

テストステロン (Testosterone) ONA Collection OC-273

[thestuffedalligator]

It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

[alilgayblog]

JOHNNY MASSARO and BRUNO MONTALEONE

Verdades Secretas (s2e16)

[thefantastician]

the thousand year door comics!!

[shmacodyavka]

Happy birthday,@jonahmagnus !!!

And I'm sorry if it's not neat, but I hope you like it :Ъ

[e-glyde]

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[rastronomicals]

4:39 AM EST December 7, 2024:

Mr. Airplane Man - "Johnny Johnny" From the album Red Lite (March 20, 2001)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[vietsoul]

Grant Larson & Johnny Rey Romeo and Julian: A Love Story, 1993 - Forum Studios, dir. Sam Abdul

[beloveds-embrace]

Imagine 141 moving into a quaint little town post retirement and you’re the only baker in town. You love making sweets, breads, and desserts and own a cute bakery to show for it, know everyone in your town so these four new men who come early morning to try your breakfast deal immediately excite you because- new perspectives and tastes and opinions! It’s become a habit of yours to share bites of whatever new item you plan on adding to the menu, so the more diverse opinions the merrier in your opinion.

And you are glad you didn’t let their demeanor- big gruff men, especially the one with the black surgical mask- scare you away because they are sooo nice, calling you sweetheart, doll, birdie, and bonnie. So many nicknames, it has you blushing the sweetest pink shade. And they are all too happy to help taste-test for you, giving you lots of praise.

(Though you never quite notice their immense disappointment at seeing the little ring on your finger.)

Still, at the very least one of them comes over to your bakery once a day. Sometimes they come together, sometimes only two of them- but they come anyways and tip you every time despite you insisting otherwise. It’s a lovely friendship you build with them. But they do note you never mention your partner much.

Until Simon drops by one day, intent on buying one of your apple pies and maybe fluster you enough to turn the same shade as an apple, and he sees the bruises that peek out just so from your sleeves and the collar of your outfit. Puffy eyes, more makeup than usual, your smile not quite there…

And he understands. He knows this all-too-well. And the fact that it’s happening to an embodiment of sunshine like you? Unfair. Unbelievable. Unacceptable.

Simon gently takes your hands, squeezing them so lightly. “Everything’ll be well, luvie. Promise.” And that’s all he says.

And maybe it’s cruel of you to be happy when you receive a call a few days later, the sherrif of the town telling you your husband was found mauled to death by one of the bears that roam around the woods occasionally, but you just… don’t care.

A week later, when it seems appropriate enough, you open up the bakery again and your smile is blinding as you greet the 141 men and tell them for today, everything’s for free.

part 2

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